Hogwarts: The Dark Lord? No! Call Me Satan

Hogwarts: The Dark Lord? No! Call Me Satan

霍格沃茨:黑魔王?不!叫我撒旦

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287 Chapters Ongoing Status

Summary

Kyle travels through the world of Harry Potter, activating the Emo Chest system.

A treasure chest can be obtained by making people's blood pressure soar. As a result, the first treasure chest was opened with a talent: the heart of black magic.

No matter what kind of magic is used, it will evolve into black magic.

At the age of five, he wandered around Knockturn Alley and was known as the blood demon.

Entered Azkaban at the age of seven and three, and was regarded as the king by the dementors.

Professor McGonagall: "The Transfiguration I taught you is to make a needle, not a dementor!"

Professor Flitwick: "Just a simple levitation spell, and you knocked the castle up for me?"

Professor Snape: "Listen, Dumbledore, this kid can't be left at Hogwarts anymore, he's the next Dark Lord."

"Dumbledore? Are you listening? Come on, Dumbledore has a cerebral hemorrhage!"

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Kyle: "Dark Lord? No, please call me Satan!"

"In the future, if Satan doesn't have me tattooed on his back, he will be ashamed to go out!"

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