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At this time, the number of people online in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room has exceeded 3,000.

At first, netizens just came to have fun and then withdrew.

But with the completion of Tongchenshe’s six live programs, netizens who are crazy about it...can’t go back!

“This class of college students is really full of work!”

“It’s true that college students can do anything but study, hahahahahang!”

"Thank you. I used to have dry stool, but now I'm laughing."

"Next, give me a job quickly!"

The interactive area went viral, and netizens were in high spirits.

Corresponding to the live broadcast room, there is the scene of the tennis court.

When the premiere party just started, most of the audience next to the tennis court were members of Tongchen Club.

After all, as a newly founded drama club, Tongchen Club does not have many works, and its influence within the Agricultural University is limited to the drama club itself.

However, as the members forwarded the short videos of the previous shows to Moments or WeChat groups, the number of people at the scene became visibly thicker!

Some students who arrived later saw that there was no space in front of the stage, and even climbed onto the big tree behind the stage.

The tennis courts at Nottingham University are now being surrounded by three layers inside and three outside.

In the noisy atmosphere, Gu Dong, who acted as the temporary host, walked to the front of the stage shivering.

Seeing this guy on stage, the classmates who came later immediately complained;

"The one I was watching in Moments just now was a girl host. Where is my beautiful host? Where is the beautiful host who is as big as me?!"

"Damn it, I can't bear this grievance!"

"I saw in my roommate's post that there were beauties, and even a cute yellow-haired girl cosplaying Tsukino Usagi? Why didn't I see these when I came over, but even the beautiful host was changed?"

Hearing the complaints at the scene, Gu Dong shrank his neck, glanced at the prompt card, and quickly announced the curtain.

"Now, I would like to invite the team of Li Youzhi, the founder and president of Tongchenshe, to bring you the drama sketch "Foot Bath"!"

As he finished speaking at a very fast speed, a simple curtain made of sheets was opened on the stage.

As a grassroots team, Tongchenshe's stage design was perfunctory.

On the stage, there was only a spray-painted background cloth, showing that the scene was a private room in the Foot Bath City.

The only prop is a folding bed.

Li Youzhi, wearing a footbath suit, was lying on the bed. Zhou Yuan, who was wearing a technician's uniform, was working hard to hold his waist.

As the curtain fell, Li Youzhi entered the scene in one second and immediately started the trouble-finding mode.

"Tsk hey hey hey? Where are you Gaha? Why don't you show your weakness to me in front of me? Can't you try harder?"

Zhou Yuan, who was scolded by him, looked confused.

"Ah...Brother, are you tired? It's no problem if you are tired. I wonder if you are strong enough."

Gritting his teeth and replacing his palms with his elbows, Zhou Yuan pressed down hard.

"Brother, do you think this will work?"

"Hey, are you sick?"

However, in the face of upgraded services, Li Youzhi's dissatisfaction escalated again. Seeing Zhou Yuan helplessly saying that he wanted to step on his back, he jumped up from the bed and pushed Zhou Yuan away.

In any story-driven work, the most attractive thing for the audience is contradiction and conflict.

In the first scene of the sketch, the customer played by Li Youzhi started an inexplicable conflict, which immediately caught the attention of the audience and netizens in the live broadcast room.

"What's going on? It looks like you're in Foot Bath City?"

"You're not here for a massage, are you here to buy melons? Are you deliberately looking for trouble?!"

"Hahaha, don't tell me, the little brother acted like that!"

Among the discussions on the spot and in the live broadcast room, the plot point of "Foot Bath" was revealed.

"Get up, get up! As I sit here, I can smell the smell of your feet, just like old Chen Su. You do this, you do this, you look for me... A female technician comes here and gives me a step on it."

Seeing Li Youzhi sitting on the small bed, his tone changed from disgust and anger to shyness and vagueness, and the audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Fuck! I knew there was something wrong with you!"

"When Tu Qiong Dagger sees him, it's a yes, hahaha."

"That malicious little look is just like the way I went for a foot bath for the first time. I don't believe it if you say there is no life during this period!"

"I suggest the school check with me, brother, this part definitely doesn't look like it was staged!"

On the stage, Zhou Yuan also laughed angrily when he saw Li Youzhi's shy face and evasive eyes.

"Don't you just want a girl to get it for you? You should have told me earlier, brother. It's no longer interesting for you to mess with me just now. Look, you're still trying to ignore me."

After complaining helplessly, Zhou Yuan introduced the prices of female technicians in the foot bath city. Faced with the options of 98, 198, and 298, Li Youzhi glanced at him and immediately chose 98.

How pitiful is this, where have students from Agricultural University seen such a drama?

I’m not talking about the skit-style format, but the subject of finding a technician for a foot bath is so outrageous!

This is so inconsistent with the values ​​instilled in the school, this is so contrary to etiquette, justice and integrity, this is so... so damn tickling!

At this time, the audience, whether on site or in the live broadcast room, has completely become involved in Li Youzhi's character.

"Why don't you come to 298 to open your eyes?"

"As we all know, in the foot bath city, not a penny is wasted! Each level represents a cup size or a point of appearance."

"At first glance, I see that this little brother is Chu'er. If it were me, I would give him a fucking 298!"

Following the barrage of the veteran driver in the live broadcast room, the "98" female technician on the stage came online.

Seeing Tu Susu, who was dressed in a black dress, young, beautiful, fair-skinned and beautiful, walked to the stage and said a tingling "Good evening, brother."

The scene and live broadcast room were filled with excitement instantly!

In fact, this part of the dialogue that was supposed to be Li Youzhi's lines was drowned out by the shouting at the scene.

"What the hell, that's 98? 298! Give me 298 quickly!"

Zhou Yuan was stunned by the sudden commotion on the stage.

The atmosphere at this scene is so devilish - the audience is so booing that the performance can't continue!

However, Li Youzhi, who was sitting on the small bed in the center of the stage, seemed to be fine.

Sitting cross-legged, he waited until the audience had had enough coaxing before he seriously leaned forward.

"How about a 298 one?"

These words are not addressed to Zhou Yuan—but to ask the audience!

This is way out of the script.

However, this interactive inquiry won a round of cheers from the students present.

Seeing the overwhelming atmosphere at the scene, Li Youzhi became so cruel that he took off his bathing suit and threw it directly to the ground.

"Then let's get a 298! The 98's are like this, why can't the 298 take off? 298, it's decided, give me a 298!"

"Sister, it's not that you're not good enough! It's just that my requirements are a bit high!"

Watching the 98 technician played by Tu Susu come off the stage, Li Youzhi lay on the cot coquettishly, looking forward to "298" with the audience.

"Brother, the female technician from 298 is here, let her serve you next."

As Zhou Yuan returned after stepping down, a strong figure appeared behind him.

"What the hell are you doing?!"

Seeing the burly figure appearing on the stage, the audience and the netizens in the live broadcast room were collectively petrified.

Li Youzhi, who was on the stage, was so frightened by the "298" female technician that he fell off the bed.

"Brother, don't you want 298? The weight you just measured is 298 pounds. Let me tell you. Brother, that's it. I wish you a happy evening."

"Ah! Can I change it to 98?"

Looking at Tsukino Usagi, who was gradually moving towards his own male hormone-excess version, Li Youzhi rolled and crawled back to the side of the stage.

"no!"

Liu Meng's rough voice sounded.

"It's finally been an hour and you still want to run away?"

"Ah!"

As a scream rang out, part of the stage where Li Youzhi and Liu Meng were sitting dimmed, and the spotlight shone on Zhou Yuan.

"Well, give me a good tread, I'll enjoy it!"

"Ahhh!"

Seeing Li Youzhi wailing crazily on the stage as he was trampled by the testosterone-excess version of Moon Hare, the audience burst into laughter after a brief silence.

The conduct of this audience was clearly revealed at this moment.

If you find a technician, I'll bring in the scooper.

You overturned...I'm sorry, you are my happiness!

"Damn this skit, it's amazing!"

"You're laughing, who the hell wrote the script? Where the hell did you find this 298 actor?"

"The acting is very good, but don't let this 298 act next time. This is a fucking foul. He doesn't have to act at all. He just stops there and makes me laugh to death!"

"What a reversal, Emma, ​​your stomach hurts from laughing! This year's college students really know how to do it. I will definitely not watch this year's Spring Festival Gala without you!"

"I'm offering you a sports car! I beg you to have a show every day! Isn't this better than those celebrity variety shows that reward you with a better job?"

Beep!

Received amazing points, 5188 points!

Hearing a systematic whistle next to his ear and being stepped on by Liu Meng for more than a dozen times, Li Youzhi, who was out of breath, waved to Gu Dong who was standing beside him.

"What are you doing standing still? Haven't you seen such a good atmosphere? The announcement is, "Foot Bath" part two, get ready!"

Seeing the amazing value starting to be recorded in large sums, Li Youzhi felt as if he had been given a shot of blood.

Damn it, if this happens every night, within half a year... Brother Zhi will be so handsome!

at the same time.

Agricultural University Auditorium.

On the stage, Xu Shirley and Hong Yuan were still performing hard.

"Rhinoceros in Love" has come to an end and has reached the most emotional part of the play.

"Have you ever seen a person with such a personality? He said that I was a conspirator who was good to him and wanted to dominate him. He said that I was his embodiment of the powerful system among the people. Also, the moralization attempts of vulnerable groups..."

Shirley Xu, who plays the role of Ming Ming, spoke her lines with great emotion.

"Pfft...hahahahaha!"

The audience held back at first, but in the end they couldn't help laughing wildly. Xu Shirley suddenly got out of the show and looked at the audience angrily.

Seeing the angry look on her face, her partner Hong Yuan quickly made things right.

He walked up to Xu Xueli and grabbed her.

"The hare spends most of his time chasing as many does as he can, but the jackal only falls in love once in his life, and stays with his mother..."

"Hahahaha!" "What the hell, which little clever guy made up this script?"

The audience suddenly burst into laughter, making even an honest person like Hong Yuan unable to hold back.

Xu Shirley took the first step and walked directly to the side of the stage.

"You two are going too far! We are performing, why are you laughing?!"

In the auditorium of the University of Nottingham, the few remaining students in the last row raised their heads.

Faced with Hong Yuan's accusation, several people quickly made a gesture of apology.

"I'm sorry, we are not professional enough and we really can't hold it back. But don't get me wrong, we are not laughing at you. We are acting as you should. We both try to control our emotions. No matter how funny it is, we will not laugh!"

"No, since you don't want to watch our performance, why are you two sitting here?"

Facing Xu Xueli's angry questions, those students looked innocent.

"Beauty, we don't want to sit here either. There are really too many people at the tennis court, so we can't squeeze in!"

Seeing a few people replying, their attention returned to their mobile phones. The laughter that was obviously coming from Tongchen Society's performance came, and everyone in Zhuohua Society looked sad.

A Pheasant Drama Club put on a skit that they didn't know what to call, and attracted all the audience who were serious about watching dramas.

Art... is dead!

Sad, sad!

PS: Today I have to accompany my child to the hospital in the provincial capital for a check-up. If it is completed, there will be an extra update in the morning! Ask for a monthly pass!