Growing up as a male god: After listening to the advice, I became a top-notch guy

If there were eighteen levels of hell in this world, after Qin Hui killed Yue Fei, he might have only allowed him to stand on the stage of Zhuohua Society for ten minutes.

There can be no more, and even one more minute will not make it possible to build a harmonious hell.

The auditorium of the University of Nottingham has a thousand seats!

In just half an hour, nine out of ten were eliminated.

What's even more sad is that the 10% that stayed were not focused on Zhuohua Club's performance at all.

Seeing this scene, both Zhang Liyan and Xu Xueli felt as if their souls were being raped at this moment.

Isn't this a kind of group N kicking R!

At this point, the play will definitely not go on.

Seeing the last row of spectators laughing while scrolling through the short videos in the WeChat group on their mobile phones, Xu Shirley gritted her teeth.

"Where did we lose? What on earth are they playing?!"

She couldn't understand that today all the members of the Zhuohua Club were performing works that had won awards in the city or even the provincial youth drama competition. Whether it was in terms of artistry, appreciation, or the quality of the actors, they must be outstanding. Better than the grass-roots team of Tongchen Society.

How, how could it become like this?

He even took off his shirt!

Do they take off more clothes than me?

Unable to accept such a blow, Xu Xueli jumped off the stage, walked to the last row of students, and grabbed one of them's cell phone without any explanation.

"Huh? Don't grab it! If you want to watch it, sit here together! I haven't watched it yet!"

Ignoring the boy's complaint, Xu Shirley directly took the phone. Looking back at her companions who gathered around her, Xu Shirley took a deep breath and clicked on the video.

The first second after clicking on the video, a burst of cheers and whistles shook Xu Shirley's eardrums.

During such a long time in Zhuohua Club, there have been dozens of plays, large and small. When had Xu Shirley and others ever experienced such an audience atmosphere?

Can such a devilish scene environment be performed on stage?

However, the Li Youzhi in the picture really acted!

Amidst the cheers and whistles, the lights were turned to Li Youzhi and Tu Susu on the stage.

Li Youzhi is lying shirtless on a small bed. Although Li Youzhi's face cannot be seen clearly in the picture, his state of enjoyment can be seen from his voluptuous body.

"How old is this girl?"

"This year is twenty-first!"

"Oh, that little voice is so sweet. How long have you been doing this?"

"Well... I just came here yesterday."

"Really, hahahahaha... tender, indeed tender."

Seeing Tu Susu sitting next to the small window, holding Li Youzhi's leg, Xu Shirley and others felt their chests filled up.

Well done Tu Susu!

In Zhuohua Society you played Mother Meng, a white-haired girl, and a Huniu, but ended up going to Tongchen Society to play a female technician?

(σ｀д′)σ(σ｀д′)σ(σ｀д′)σ

Inferior work, depravity!

Just when Xu Shirley and others were feeling contempt in their hearts, a burst of inexplicable laughter and cheers suddenly burst out in the video.

With the laughter that could lift the ceiling in the auditorium, a fierce...loli wearing a Tsukino Usagi COS costume and a yellow double ponytail wig quickly ran onto the stage.

"Li Youzhi!"

Seeing the fierce lolita standing still in front of him, Li Youzhi stood up in a panic and exclaimed "wife".

There was another burst of laughter at the scene!

Seeing this scene, Xu Shirley and others opened their mouths.

At this moment, they knew why they lost.

These guys from Tongchen Society are really willing to go out of their way to please the audience!

The boys in Zhuohua Club now, let alone putting them on stage in Tsukino Usagi's COS costumes, let them play the role of Piao Ke. Seeing such a fierce lolita, the word "daughter-in-law"... they I can’t shout!

We didn’t lose because the upper limit was not high enough, we lost because the lower limit was not low enough!

Under the strange looks of Xu Xueli and others, the performance of Tongchen Society continued.

Meng Loli's angry accusations, denouncing Piao Ke's infidelity, her tearful and broken feeling, combined with Liu Meng's shocking image, made the audience laugh.

Even the video footage of this section was shaking violently.

However, just when Xu Shirley and others thought that the fierce lolita played by Liu Meng was the breaking point of this rough sketch, the plot took a 180-degree turn.

"Is this a serious massage place? You think I don't know what you want to do when you come here?"

"Technician No. 16, Technician No. 16. Come to room three immediately. Guests will be here at o'clock."

Following the call from the walkie-talkie on her waist, Meng Loli suddenly changed her face.

"Is Brother Zhou here? Then, manager, please ask Brother Zhou to wait for me for a while. I'll be here right away."

The sudden turn of the plot, coupled with Liu Meng's explosive image, made the audience in the video laugh so hard that they died of laughter.

Huge laughter, applause, and whistles even followed Liu Meng's two lines: "Wait for me for a while, see how I deal with you when I get home" and "Li Youzhi, you broke the promise between the two of us." All submerged!

In just a few minutes, the skit ended with two big twists and two big baggage, the pace was extremely fast, and the laughs were highlighted to the extreme.

The expressions of Xu Xueli and others became strange.

Holding her cell phone and listening to the uncontrollable laughter from the audience in the back row, Xu Shirley's corners of her mouth and eyebrows raised uncontrollably... but she suppressed them again with her strong willpower.

Lifted it up again, pressed it down again...

After repeating it several times, Xu Xueli threw the phone directly to the audience.

Then, she quickly walked out of the auditorium door.

Half a minute later.

In a bush behind the auditorium, there was a burst of extremely uncomfortable and contradictory laughter.

"Kukukukukuku..."

"Those bastards from Tongchenshe!"

"Kukukukukuku..."

…

Beep!

Received a stunning value of 3114 points!

Beep!

Received a stunning value of 9191 points (Doushou Platform)!

Standing on the stage, Li Youzhi finished the skit easily and put on his shirt.

Li Youzhi couldn't help but feel excited when he heard the two system's stunning value-deposit notifications coming from his ears.

What do you mean by the superstar of tomorrow [tactical retreat]!

Look, look at the audience's reaction. Look at this amazing amount of money...

If the acting continues like this, I can’t even imagine what Brother Zhi will become like Ming Shuai!

"I'm going to stop laughing so hard, here's another one!"

"One more! One more!"

Hearing the request to return to the stage, Li Youzhi quit his PUA mode and pulled Liu Meng and Tu Susu to the front of the stage.

Facing the long-lasting applause and cheers from the scene, he bowed solemnly.

"Thank you to the students for their support. Today is the first performance of our Tongchen Society. Everyone knows that our Tongchen Society has just been established and we haven't had time to prepare so many works. But if you like the performance style of our Tongchen Society , we will try our best to arrange more performances in the future to bring joy to everyone! I hope you will pay more attention to our Tongchen Club in the future, and we also welcome students who have not joined Tongchen Club to join our team! Thank you!"

Bowing to the audience again, Li Youzhi led Liu Meng and Tu Susu off the stage.

After bumping fists with Zhou Yuan, Gu Dong and others, Li Youzhi walked to the computer connected to the live broadcast camera.

At this time, the number of people online in the live broadcast room has soared to more than 8,000!

Like the atmosphere at the scene, the interactive area was also in full swing, with barrage flying.

Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows when he saw netizens expressing their love for tonight's performance with words of unstinting praise.

A bunch of ignorant guys...

This is where it comes from. The combination of drama stage and short video live broadcast has been proven to be feasible through this premiere.

There will be more such things in the future!

Beep!

Just as the last program on stage was performed, a burst of applause broke out again at the venue and in the live broadcast room.

An illusory translucent panel appeared in front of Li Youzhi's eyes.

[Recommended task (hold the drama club’s premiere event as soon as possible and broadcast it live), completed]

[C-level reward chests are being distributed...]

[Congratulations to the user for obtaining the rare attribute halo [Enhanced Ancient Costume Temperament]. Description: After wearing the halo, the user's temperament will be improved by 15 points when wearing traditional Chinese clothing. When the user's temperament attribute reaches 86, the upper limit of temperament can be exceeded in the costume state. PS: The spirit is extraordinary and the character is extraordinary. Beauty is in the bones, not the skin. 】

Damn it!

Li Youzhi suddenly opened his eyes wide when he saw the rare emerald-green halo in the panel.

Amid cheers and applause, he smacked his lips.

This time, I paid for it myself!