Growing up as a male god: After listening to the advice, I became a top-notch guy

The last live blind date gained Li Youzhi a lot of fans.

Especially after the live broadcast screen recording was disseminated by netizens, Li Youzhi's hand shaking followers have exceeded 15,000 people these days.

Now that the live broadcast of Tongchenshe's premiere has been launched, in a short time, the number of people online in the live broadcast room exceeded 1,000.

But most of these netizens are actually interested in Li Youzhi, a college student who listens to advice, has high mobility, and causes big troubles from time to time.

He was not very interested in performing in the university's drama club.

All of them have been in the university, and many of them have also watched the university's drama club perform.

Therefore, although the interactive area is full of barrages, the premiere itself is not what most netizens are talking about.

"Brother, will you also perform on stage today? Which show will it be?"

"Yeah, brother, when are you going to come on stage? I'll go and play a game first. I'll be back soon after you're on stage."

"Are there any pretty girls? Here are some pretty college students!"

"There is no +1 for a pretty girl. Are there any arrangements for a girl group dance or something?"

Standing behind a laptop connected to the live broadcast camera, Li Youzhi chuckled when he saw the questions from netizens in the interactive area and felt the netizens' lack of interest in this premiere.

Ha, man...

It's all about this virtue; whenever you feel extremely bored, you will return to your original nature, which is euphemistically called yearning for spring and admiration for love.

As long as they have a little fun, they don't think about the opposite sex!

Seeing that the rhythm of the interactive area was being distorted by a few troll netizens, Li Youzhi immediately cleared his throat.

"Of course there are girls. We are the Film and Television School of Agricultural University here, and the most indispensable thing is girls. The specific program list is not in my hand now, it is with the host. But as one of the organizers of tonight's premiere party First, I can tell you with certainty that today’s performance will be very exciting. Even the cute yellow-haired girl from Tsukino Usagi COS has arrangements. As the president of the drama club, I also have two drama sketch programs, which will be announced soon. He will be on stage."

Hearing Li Youzhi's "insider information", the interactive area was filled with excitement.

As a shout of "Okay!" floated across the screen, Tu Susu, who temporarily acted as the host of the party, had already appeared on the stage.

Tonight, Tu Susu changed from her usual cute and casual look, wearing a slightly sexy black low-cut dress, with her shoulder-length hair simply tied into a ponytail.

She specially put on light makeup, which made her baby-fat face look more three-dimensional.

Seeing her on stage through the live broadcast, netizens were instantly excited!

Amidst the barrage of "please introduce" and "please VX", Tu Susu stood still on the temporary stage and kicked off the premiere of Tongchenshe.

With a simple opening speech, Tu Susu introduced the purpose and overview of Tongchen Society, and then introduced the first program of the premiere party.

"Next, I would like to ask a student majoring in agriculture and breeding who wishes to remain anonymous to show you the super-changing lion dance, rocking car, and snake dance."

Following Tu Susu's announcement, the curtain on the stage opened.

The barrage in the live broadcast room froze instantly.

I saw several students wearing lion dances made of dog heads, funny pillows and bed sheets, and began to dance wildly on the stage.

The funny and dog-headed lion dances fought on stage like in "Once Upon a Time between Lions". Netizens were... shocked.

"It is recommended that the school check the mental state of the students."

"It turns out that being too boring can lead to trouble."

"How about sending them a target? If this continues, something will happen sooner or later!"

"This scene, even if it were placed in a mental hospital, would be quite explosive."

However, netizens still underestimated the lower limit of the programs selected by Tongchen Society.

As the lion dance ended, a human body rocker appeared on the stage to the music of "What's Dad's Dad's Name?" There was also an imitation show of using sheets and towels to look like an Indian brother, playing the flute to tease the snake in the waistband... BBOX combined with the inverted pi, turned it into an inexplicably touching rap, and the water friends in the live broadcast room were completely unable to hold their nerves. .

"Damn it, such a small agricultural university can have such a large number of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks!"

"Mom said to see how my son was doing at school. When she saw it, she said: six!"

"Isn't this more interesting than those celebrity reality shows? In terms of overall work, it has to be said that this is a college student! Damn it!"

"I'm laughing so hard. Where did all this work come from? No, I can't be the only one laughing until my stomach hurts..."

Beep!

Received amazing points, 1109 points!

Standing under the stage, looking at the laughing members and the audience in front of the stage, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows when he heard a system beeping next to his ears.

Look, isn't this place getting warmer?

at the same time.

Agricultural University Auditorium.

"I mean 'love'! Where does that feeling come from? From the heart, liver, blood vessels, which internal organs? Maybe that day the moon was close to the earth, the sun was shining directly on the Tropic of Cancer, and the monsoon brought moisture from the ocean. Qi lubricates your skin, and the low air pressure created by Mongolia makes your heart beat faster.

Or maybe it's just the longing in your heart, the commotion caused by the menstrual cycle, the light bulb he just replaced in his room, the scent of the orange he just ate on his fingers, the sting on your face that he forgot to shave... this The tingling feeling on the nerve endings under all the effects is what is called love..."

On the stage, Xu Xueli was speaking her lines passionately.

The play being performed now is "Rhinoceros in Love". As one of the trilogy of modern pessimism, the play tells... Anyway, it's just about love and love.

The auditorium, with a thousand seats filled, was completely silent except for Shirley Xu's emotional lines.

However, just when Xu Shirley was fully immersed in the performance, there was a sudden burst of laughter from the audience, which instantly disrupted the rhythm of her performance.

After finally calming down and finishing this long line, Xu Xueli stood backstage and looked toward the audience with a frown as she got off the stage to prepare for the next scene.

"Zhang Liyan, the students here today are not abiding by the theater rules. As the fourth act begins, you can reiterate the theater rules. Those who are playing with their mobile phones are always laughing, which especially disturbs our mood!"

"Okay, I'll go right away."

Taking advantage of the gap between the preparations for the third and fourth acts, Zhang Liyan quickly came out from the backstage and found a few classmates in the second row of the auditorium who were playing with their mobile phones.

"Students, please pay attention. You are still laughing while playing with your mobile phone, which has affected our actors. If you do this again, we will have to ask you out."

"Sorry, sorry, let's go on our own."

After being reminded by Zhang Liyan, the students immediately stood up.

In his daze, he held back his laughter and walked towards the corridor together.

"I'm so suffocated... I thought the girl from the drama club was pretty, but she was so far away from the stage that I couldn't see anything clearly."

"Stop Momo, hurry up and go to the tennis court! I just watched the premiere of Tongchen Club that my roommate posted on Moments. I was so amused. Now I can go to the opening and watch the excitement for a while."

"Huh? Classmate, was the performance of Tongchen Society interesting?"

"That's not really interesting. It's a case of mental illness - it's so much fun! Go check out Moments yourself."

Zhang Liyan frowned as he watched those students walk out of the auditorium. More and more students took out their mobile phones.

He turned back to the backstage and took off Xu Shirley's shirt that was draped over her dress as she was about to go on stage.

"What are you doing?"

Seeing Xu Xueli holding her shoulders with an angry look on her face, Zhang Liyan took a deep breath.

"Some members of the audience have wandered off the stage. Play well and work harder!"

The other end.

With the completion of the six live performances, Li Youzhi has come to the back of the stage.

Li Youzhi looked at Zhou Yuan and Liu Meng standing aside.

"Are you ready?"

Facing his inquiry, Zhou Yuan, Liu Meng and Tu Susu, who had already changed into their performance costumes, took a deep breath.

"Ready!"

Very good, very energetic!

After patting the three friends on the shoulders, Li Youzhi waved his hand.

"Let's go! Give traditional drama a little more intensity!"