American comics: This guy is crazy

On the Kryptonian spaceship.

Fiora has not dared to cause trouble in the human world recently.

The Justice League and the Avengers have assembled many superheroes to deal with the problem of the appearance of gods. Now that she is leading the Kryptonian people to appear, isn't it equivalent to walking into a trap?

If the spaceship had not run out of energy, she would have considered running away with her people.

The human world is about to be destroyed, what's the point of staying here, it's better to find another planet and start over.

Of course, there is a realistic problem in front of us. If you want to re-create Krypton, you must retrieve the Kryptonian Bible, which is the gene bank integrated into Superman's body.

Otherwise, everything is empty talk.

When the Kryptonian warriors edited their genes, unnecessary fertility had already been eliminated.

Fiora is a woman, so she doesn't need chemical castration, but the corresponding emotional hormone secretion has been eliminated, and there will basically be no physiological reaction between men and women.

However, the legs of Kryptonian men are just decorations.

Speaking of which, Fiora tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time after encountering a mental patient. It was an indescribable experience. She often felt hot all over when she thought about it during rest.

At first, she thought she was cursed or that there was something wrong with her body.

After a full-body checkup in the Kryptonian medical cabin, it was found that the hormone level was dozens of times higher than before.

In human terms, it has entered the estrus period.

Bang...

"Damn it!"

Fiora slammed the table as she thought about it.

Suddenly, the idle tribesmen cast doubtful glances at her.

Due to her status as the supreme commander, they did not dare to ask too much, but felt that Fiora was getting more and more irritable.

Bang!

Another sound.

However, the sound came from a different direction.

Looking around, I don't know when a familiar and unfamiliar figure appeared inside the spacecraft.

"I'm back, have you ever thought about it?"

This person is Allen, who disappeared inexplicably, and now he has returned without anyone noticing.

But why is he holding a police booth high?

"Catch him."

Enemies are particularly jealous when they meet, and Fiora immediately gives orders.

Suddenly, more than a dozen Kryptonian warriors stood up and surrounded them.

"Oh, Lord, are you waiting for me to come back?"

Alan said happily: "I know that the bond between us is forever."

"You are sick, this is a Kryptonian spaceship." Fiora couldn't help rolling her eyes.

"Don't admit it, Kryptonian girl, love should be said out loud."

Alan said proudly: "Anyway, I will reject you in person, so that you can't love but want to die, and you can't stop, and you want to refuse but also welcome."

Listening to the coquettish words, Fiora's forehead veins popped.

This guy is getting more and more cheap, and I wish he could sew his mouth shut.

"Do it now." Fiora urged impatiently.

"Balls and sacks!"

Alan raised his hand, pointed at the TARDIS, and said solemnly: "I want to introduce you to the latest harvest, a very cruel war race in the universe."

"..."

With a bang, Alan put down the TARDIS, opened the door and looked inside, shouting: "Xiaomi sweeping robot, come out to work."

"Dalek! Dalek! Dalek..."

The mechanical Dalek flew out of the TARDIS, and the LED lights on his head kept flashing, as if he was very excited.

Uh...

What is this?

A sweeping robot?

"Are you kidding?"

Fiora said disdainfully: "A tin can, and it is called a war race. The Kryptonian civilization can be considered a race that destroys the universe."

The Kryptonian warrior's contemptuous expression was revealed on his face without any concealment.

"Discover the enemy, eliminate the enemy, and execute immediately."

The mechanical Dalek stretched out the toilet plug and high-energy weapons, preparing to launch an attack.

Seeing this, the Kryptonians were even more embarrassed.

Install a toilet plug?

Such an abstract shape, it can't be the work of a psychopath.

"Change to prisoner mode." Allen said.

There is no deep hatred between the two sides, so there is no need to kill them all.

Moreover, the weapon system of Dalek is really one shot to kill a kid against Kryptonians.

In the Doctor Who universe, Dalek and Cyberman look cheap, but they are equipped with a lot of black technology.

The reason is probably that the British Kingdom does not have enough funds to shoot TV series, so they made crude props.

Fiora said bluntly: "You are going to make me laugh to death."

She laughed happily, not realizing that she had walked through the edge of death.

Puff!

A high-energy ray blasted out.

The Kryptonian warrior who was watching the excitement was unfortunately hit, and then lay on the ground twitching.

"Attack!"

Suddenly felt that the situation was not good.

The other Kryptonian warriors raised their Gauss rifles and fired.

However, the bombardment did not cause any damage to the surface of the mechanical Dalek's body.

On the contrary, the mechanical Dalek shot a kid.

And Alan hid behind the mechanical Dalek.

Within a minute, all the Kryptonians were defeated and lay on the ground convulsing.

"Surrender, prisoners..., surrender, prisoners..."

The mechanical Dalek, whose language function was very rigid, often repeated two or three words to express his meaning.

"Impossible, don't even think about it..."

Puff...

Facing the Kryptonian warrior who was stubborn, the mechanical Dalek shot him directly.

Unwilling to surrender, he kept attacking with energy paralysis until she agreed.

Alan walked straight to Fiora, looking down from above, with a faint smile on his face.

Oops..., it's coming for me!

Fiora, who woke up slightly, felt a chill.

"Master, let's get together."

"Don't come over here!"

In Fiora's frightened and shameful screams, she once again rode the repulsive Royal Sister's happy horse with shame and anger.

"Ah ho..., that's great!"

Feora's face was ashen and she allowed Allen to carry him through the portal and leave the spacecraft.

The mechanical Dalek followed the orders rigidly.

During the paralysis attacks and treatments, the Kryptonians could not hold on and chose to surrender.

If I held on and didn't let go, I felt like I was about to lose control.

The Kryptonian warriors lined up in a row calmly, while the mechanical Dalek patrolled around, went to the central control room, stretched out the toilet plug and pressed it on the socket interface to take over the spacecraft.

The technology of the Dalek race is simply a dimensionality-reducing blow to Kryptonian technology, cracking system defenses in an instant.

It looks like the Kryptonian warrior has no temper.

Really realize how high-tech the humble robot is.

No wonder the mental illness is introduced as a very ferocious war race.

at the same time.

Allen appears at Avengers headquarters.

The two major camps have joined forces to explore the gods hidden within the human world.

Many video screens are playing, with heroes searching for targets around the world.

"Guys, I'm back."

However, many heroes perform their own duties.

Tony and Dr. Banner are studying earth-penetrating robots, hoping to sneak into the center of the earth to search for traces of gods.

Other heroes are searching around the clock to ensure they are discovered as soon as possible.

Of course, there are some heroes who fight crime on a daily basis and are mainly not of much help.

"Hey..., isn't this Allen?"

Diana said with a strange expression: "It's been a while since we last met, and we've already had so much fun."

"Ana, listen to my explanation, it's not what you see."

Suddenly, Allen's expression became panicked, and he hurriedly argued: "She forced me to do it. You know me, I like to be passive."

"..."

It seems quite passive.

However, I saw Fiora's expression of despair.

Obviously, another innocent woman who has been tortured enough.

Forehead…

Fiora was not considered an innocent woman, but Diana still felt pitiful for her.

"I heard another version."

Diana narrowed her eyes and said, "You forced others to ride you."

"Nonsense, who started the rumor?"

As if he was crazy, Allen turned around and asked Bruce who was busy at the console: "Aba, are you talking bad about me behind my back? I have long known that you are jealous of my peerless appearance."

Bruce, without even raising his head, said slowly: "You need me to say bad things?"

"Oh haha, just admit it."

Allen got excited, maintained his mount posture, and asked: "I'm just a little better than you, a little more handsome than you, and I've even taken off your wife's clothes. Is it necessary to target me like that?"

"..."

Not to mention the bad things about the League of Assassins, Bruce has long forgotten it and gets angry whenever he mentions it.

Now Damian is becoming more and more rebellious. He often lives away from home and goes to other cities to maintain law and order, intentionally or unintentionally avoiding him.

If the Wayne family's assets weren't strong enough, Damian would never be defeated in ten lifetimes. Besides, Batman would be a bit mean-spirited to anyone who comes out on the road, and he wouldn't dare to leave Damian alone.

"Anna, you know I am the most infatuated."

Allen looked at Diana seriously, but his posture was a little out of place.

"Really?"

At this moment, a response sounded from behind.

After hearing this, Allen was stunned. He twisted his neck stiffly and looked back, and saw a long-lost figure.

"Sister, who are you?"

Allen frowned and said in confusion: "The voice sounds familiar, but it looks like an infatuated girl who pursued me before."

bass…

The woman transformed into an energy light blade with one hand, and raised a sneer at the corner of her mouth: "Why am I pursuing you? You shouldn't be the one bringing me breakfast all the time."

"Hey..., little secret?!"

After such a long time, the mysterious guest has grown from a young girl to a royal sister, and her aura is far better than before.

Illyana is not only a member of the X-Men, but also a Hell Lord.

In addition to mastering mutant abilities, he also cultivates magical powers.

"Iliana, I've been thinking about you and looking forward to our second meeting." Alan said shamelessly.

However, Illyana was not the innocent girl she once was. She asked murderously, "Are you having a good time?"

Naturally, it means that Allen is used as a mount for others.

On the side, Diana folded her arms, looking like she was just watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.

This is a crisis involving all mankind, and mutants cannot be alone, so the Avengers invite the X-Men to deal with it together.

Illyana is one of the representatives. When chatting with each other, it is inevitable to mention the past.

Naturally Eren is involved, thus leading into the story of the Mutant Academy.

"Hey...you shameless woman, when did you come to me?"

Changing his face at the speed of light, Allen questioned Fiora righteously.

The latter screamed in his heart that he was wronged.

This guy stalks the guy who wants to be a mount, and doesn't care about the life and death of others. Now he's going to fall out with him.

"How can you tarnish my pure and beautiful body?"

As he spoke, Allen hit Fiora on the waist and pushed Fiora away. He stood up and straightened his clothes.

"Sorry, the Kingdom of Light in the M78 Nebula is facing an invasion by Belia. As the Father of Ultra, I must save my people."

"Stop!"

Seeing that Allen was about to slip away, Iriana shouted angrily.

However, Allen plunged into the portal.

He was out of control. If he didn't leave, he would be broken into pieces.

After a lot of twists and turns, he returned to Arkham Asylum.

Because he was busy stopping the God's appearance, he had not been able to restart smoothly.

Looking at the familiar place, it seemed to be in decline.

In the past, it was full of criminal talents.

"Boss, there is no one in Arkham. How about changing to Red Romance to hold a meeting." Edward suggested.

Allen had no place to stay, so he first found the funny trio and took them back to the asylum to relive the past.

The three of them went to Arkham Fortress for a long time and were busy with the election.

"This is our home. You funded the reopening. There is no one at home. I always feel that something is missing." Allen held his chin and felt powerless.

After asking around, I learned that Thanos accompanied Uxus back to Apokolips to regain power.

Before the God appeared, he was very calm.

When he was free, Allen noticed the TV that played Sadako's video last time, and pressed the power button.

As a result, the screen lit up.

In the picture, a woman with her back to her was combing her long hair.

Horror video? !

The funny trio immediately thought of the criminals who escaped from Arkham Asylum.

They said that a terrifying evil spirit came out of the TV and then looked for Allen aimlessly.

"A Zhen!"

Seeing the woman's back, Allen couldn't hide his excitement. His whole face was pressed against the screen and squeezed out of shape, as if he wanted to squeeze himself into the TV.

'Who is calling me? '

In the picture, the woman paused and stopped combing her hair.

'A Zhen, it's me!'

Allen's face was squeezed beyond recognition.

'It seems that I miss him too much, and I have auditory hallucinations. ’

Sadako shook her head in disappointment, put down the comb and turned around.

Suddenly, Sadako was shocked to see an incredible scene.

On the TV that led to the human world, a face filled the screen.

“Alan!?”

“A Zhen!”

At this moment, Sadako pursed her lips, and tears of joy could not be suppressed in her eyes.

After decades, she met the man she had been thinking about day and night again.

Outside the TV, the funny trio next to Alan looked at the boss's face against the TV screen and had no choice but to dissuade him.

“Boss, calm down, it is impossible for people to enter the TV.”

“You want to play the Sadako theme, we can let the club arrange it for you.”

“Boss, if you squeeze it again, the screen will break, and the glass shards will hurt your handsome face.”

Well…

Just as the three continued to speak out to stop it, suddenly a pair of pale hands stretched out from the screen, hugged Alan's head and pulled it in.

"Damn, the TV has become a spirit and is going to devour the boss."

"Hurry up and save people. The boss needs to help save the world."

"I'll hold the waist, and you hold the legs."

When the three of them started, Alan's head was already buried in the TV.

Arthur held the waist, while Cobblepot and Edward each held a leg and tried their best to pull it out.

On the TV, Sadako held Alan's neck tightly with both hands, and pressed her legs against the TV frame, pulling hard.

Alan, the person involved, opened his eyes wide to admire the dense forest between his legs.