American comics: This guy is crazy

"What's going on? I can't pull it out!!"

"The boss is about to be captured by the evil spirit. We can't let go."

"The evil spirit hiding in the TV, let go of my boss."

The funny trio struggled to pull Alan.

However, their necks were all in the screen, as if they were trapped in a black hole.

Suddenly, Arthur retracted his hand and looked at Alan in disbelief.

"Why did you stop?" Edward asked incomprehensibly.

"The boss, there is a reaction!"

Because Arthur was holding his waist, he accidentally touched something he shouldn't touch.

Eh? !

Suddenly, Edward and Cobert let go of their hands at the same time, their eyes full of panic.

Could the boss have an emotional barrier?

After following for so long, now I know that this is the boss.

When they let go, Alan slipped into the TV smoothly, not giving the three people time to stop him.

On the screen, Alan and a woman with disheveled hair looked into each other's eyes.

"It's terrible. The boss has been captured by the evil spirit. The world is facing a crisis. This time, everyone is doomed!"

"Hurry up and think of a way to save the boss. I don't want to die young."

When they were anxious.

Alan and Sadako met again and performed a love story between a human and a ghost.

"Ah Zhen, you are still as beautiful as if you don't care about other people's lives." Alan said shyly.

"Are you okay?"

Now Sadako is no longer wet, and she speaks very fluently.

"Hold me."

Alan asked shyly.

"Okay."

Hearing this, Sadako did not hesitate to step forward and hugged Alan in her arms.

When the two were emitting the sour smell of love, the funny trio was so anxious that they hit their heads against the TV and kept shouting.

"Let's ask the Justice League for help. Batman may be able to save the boss."

"That's the only way, although I don't want to see them."

Unanimously decided on a plan, the three of them lifted the TV and ran straight to the Arkham Fortress, just because there was a teleportation device that could allow them to go to New York as soon as possible.

Of course, Allen leaned on Sadako's shoulder like a little bird.

And between the gaps of Sadako's hair, a pair of eyes full of happiness looked at Allen.

"Ah Zhen, I can fulfill my promise at any time."

Allen brought up the old things in a mean way.

Thinking back to the beginning, he promised Sadako that he would die in her hands, and he still wanted to fulfill his promise.

Sadako said in a very affirmative tone: "I won't let anything happen to you, and I won't allow anyone to hurt you, I promise."

"Beibei, you are so bad, I like it so much."

While talking, Allen buried his head deeper and kept rubbing it back and forth on his shoulders.

Seeing this, Sadako couldn't help but tremble all over.

A man who acts like a spoiled child has the best life.

That's it.

At this moment, Allen pushed aside Sadako's long hair hanging on her face, revealing a pretty face, staring at her fiercely with scorching eyes.

The first time she encountered an aggressive gaze, Sadako was a little overwhelmed. She turned her head away silently and whispered, "Actually, I have something I didn't tell you."

Just halfway through, a finger was pressed against her mouth.

Alan said affectionately, "I loved you."

"..."

This made Sadako a little embarrassed.

After all, she didn't want to say one thing.

"No."

Sadako hurried to explain, "It's my fault."

"Your fault, didn't you love me?"

Alan, who was making a fuss, was instantly heartbroken.

Tsk...

You're crazy.

Can you let me finish my words.

"I love you, I've always loved you."

At this time, Sadako said in a low mood, "I'm hermaphrodite."

Boom!

In an instant, Alan felt struck by lightning, and the whole person was in a state of shock and petrification.

He looked like a fool with his mouth unable to close, as if he was struck by lightning.

Who can accept that the person you have been looking forward to for a long time suddenly wants to be your brother?

However, it was nothing in Allen's eyes.

Hiss...

With a slurp of saliva, Allen changed his shocked expression and looked obscene and seductive.

"Ah Zhen, you are a man, it's not unacceptable."

"..."

"Brother, you are not right!

Sadako felt a palpitation in her heart, and she let Allen fall on the mat with her hands loose. She couldn't help but take a step back in fear and said timidly: "Ah Zhen, don't do this, I'm a little scared."

However, Allen posed as a sleeping beauty and said with a mean look: "If the love is long-lasting, why should we care about the father-in-law and mother-in-law? You don't need to care about gender for your appearance."

"..."

Suddenly, Sadako was even more scared.

She couldn't help but wonder if she could face this abnormal relationship.

"Ah Zhen, come on."

Ah Zhen flirted and said: "I can cooperate with you in various postures."

"Inverted style. ”

Supporting his arms, Allen said proudly: "This way we can play the invincible wind and fire wheel over and over again."

"..."

"Deadly scissor kick."

Alan lay down again, one leg raised high, and said excitedly: "Oh, this is great, we have double happiness."

"..."

Calm down, what are you thinking about?

Sadako's eyes bulged, staring at Allen posing in eighteen postures, refreshing her only three views.

It turns out that you can play like that!

What am I thinking?

Sadako shook her head and cleared the dirty thoughts in her mind.

…

"Help! Someone is going to die."

The funny trio rushed into the Stark Building.

It is now public information that the Justice League and the Avengers are cooperating and temporarily working here.

Fortunately, the three of them are not engaged in the criminal industry, otherwise the security system will be activated as soon as they enter the door and they will be arrested in the lobby.

As soon as he saw the acquaintances visiting, Tony decisively let them go and invited them to the party room on the top floor.

"Something big happened. Alan was captured by the evil spirit."

The Avengers' headquarters now gathers representatives from all parties.

I am very curious about what the notorious clown Arthur in the past will do.

As a result, a TV set without a power supply was placed in front of them, but it played the picture normally.

And the male protagonist in the picture was Alan.

"When did this guy enter the entertainment industry, and resurrect black and white movies." Bruce said in amazement.

Sure enough, the movies shot by mental patients are so abstract.

A video of Allen clinging to Sadako's thighs with a shameless look of a dog.

It seems to fit Allen's character.

"The boss has let the evil spirit inside the TV, you guys hurry up and think of a way to save people." Edward explained.

"How can people get into the TV."

Diana didn't believe it at all: "Did you collude with Allen to fool us?"

Indeed, Allen's unreliable behavior is hard to believe.

Although, most of the time, he told the truth, but he didn't want to believe it after all.

"How should I explain it to you?"

Cobblepot remembered scratching the few remaining hairs on his head.

Edward said the key: "This is Sadako's videotape, a taboo item."

"..."

Suddenly, everyone realized the importance of the problem.

There is never a shortage of things that cannot be explained by common sense in the world. Both the Justice League and the Avengers have had containment managers.

For example, the Wand Bureau of District 13 under the jurisdiction of S.H.I.E.L.D. sealed and stored many taboo items.

"Let me split the TV."

Iriana showed the Soul Blade and wanted to solve the problem with violence.

"No!"

Edward stopped her and said, "If we fail to rescue the boss, we will be trapped in there forever."

Are the funny trio really that loyal?

The heroes suddenly felt suspicious.

They used to be super criminals who went back on their words. How could they sincerely submit to a mental patient?

The only explanation is that they are afraid of death.

At that time, the funny trio was also present when the Eternals were arrested and the truth about the appearance of the gods was learned. They must have felt that Allen was capable of resolving the crisis.

In fact, Tony and Bruce have built a data model, and no matter how they deduce, they don't think Allen has such strength.

"Invite the Ancient One to help. My master may have a way." Doctor Strange suggested.

"Then I will invite the leading masters in the field of magic to discuss together."

Although Iriana's magic power in the human world is not comparable to the level of the Supreme Master, she owns the territory of Hell and has been operating for many years. She has become a figure in Hell.

As a result, many wizards have signed contracts with her to borrow the power of Hell.

After all, the other hell lords are all demons, and it is highly likely that their souls will fall into the hands of the other party, unlike Iriana, who is so excessive. Therefore, she is not the Supreme Sorcerer in the human magic world, but better than the Supreme Sorcerer.

Not long after, Gu Yi arrived first.

Her long golden hair is enviable, just like a golden waterfall.

It is not difficult to see that she has been maintained regularly, otherwise it would not be so shiny.

"Uh..., when did Alan make a movie, and it is still an island style." Gu Yi looked at the screen curiously.

Well, I have to explain it again.

When he learned the reason, Gu Yi was helpless: "I am proficient in mirror magic, but I have no idea about the world on TV. It feels like a dimensional field, but I can't jump to conclusions."

Another old friend of Alan arrived shortly after.

It was Agatha of the witch group.

To this day, Agatha has become a Supreme Sorcerer-level force, and the status of the witch group she leads is no less than Kamar-Taj.

Of course, the number of magic practitioners cannot be compared, and they are one of the emerging forces.

"Sorry, I'm late."

Scarlet Witch Wanda came in from the window, and the frightening scarlet magic immediately made Agatha's face change slightly.

There is no doubt that Wanda's power has become much stronger.

At this time, Bruce was very sensible and stepped aside, and many insiders smelled a hint of danger.

Diana, Iliana, Yao Mei, Agatha, Wanda, without exception, are all heroines that Allen has provoked.

It seems that not all, who knows how many women this guy has harmed behind his back.

"I think he is pretty good on TV."

Wanda looked at the TV with a very calm expression, and couldn't help but think of the pants that were pulled to the point of falling off, and the damn guy made them into a headgear.

"Alan is really noisy, and he doesn't let the evil spirits go." Agatha said kindly.

In her opinion, the memories of the past are absurd and interesting, and there is no blame.

Gu Yi said calmly: "It's been so long, he hasn't changed at all."

Looking at the scene of Allen bullying Sadako in the picture, it really doesn't make people worry.

"You all know Allen?" Iliana asked with a gloomy face.

The girls smiled but didn't say anything, obviously agreeing.

Seeing this scene, Illyana was very angry. The dog that she had been waiting for for a long time actually caused trouble to so many women, including even such an old lady. It was so cruel.

Agatha seems to be older, but she has magic power to maintain her, and her charm is still there, which is not weaker than everyone else.

The atmosphere was like a powder keg that ignited at a moment's notice.

Mainly Illyana's undisguised anger.

The rest of them seemed very bland and didn't think much about men and women at all.

Boom!

Just when the atmosphere was tense, a sudden earthquake moved everyone.

New York is not a city in an earthquake zone and is unlikely to encounter a natural disaster.

"Not good, many high-rise buildings are collapsing."

"Save people quickly."

For a moment, all the heroes mobilized collectively and headed straight for the city.

New York is an international metropolis, so it is naturally built with tall buildings without considering the issue of earthquakes, causing rows of tall buildings to topple like dominoes.

The confused people screamed in terror and ran for their lives.

However, the whole city was shaking and they were like quails with nowhere to escape.

The funny trio hugged the TV and shouted in panic for the boss.

However, Allen is immersed in the one-sided sweetness with Sadako.

"Azhen, I will never be separated from you."

Allen hugged his thighs, acting like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water and refused to let go.

The joy of the previous reunion had long been gone, and Sadako was left with only fear in her heart.

She really couldn't hold back such strong love.

"Something big happened outside, please get out quickly."

Sadako dragged Allen to the TV and persuaded him: "You should have friends in the real world."

"No, I want to stay with you." Allen said reluctantly.

"The days are long, I will always be here waiting for you." Sadako coaxed.

Allen looked suspicious: "Really?"

"Of course it's true. As long as there is a videotape, you can summon me. I can't break the rules."

Sadako looked serious on the surface, but was panicking inside.

"Okay, I can date Ah Zhen more often in the future."

Allen stood up and said solemnly: "Azhen, I need to save the world. You are waiting for me at home."

"I will always wait for you." Sadako nodded heavily.

After receiving the promise, Allen finally walked towards the TV, poked his head toward the screen, stretched out halfway before pulling back, and warned: "I don't eat sushi, so just prepare tempura skewers for dinner."

However, he responded with a kick.

Sadako raised her foot and kicked him into the TV.

Snap!

Turn off the TV, unplug, and close off access to the real world.

"The man who has been waiting turns out to be a psychopath."

Sadako patted her heaving chest with lingering fear.

After experiencing such crazy love, she no longer had any illusions about love.

"No, we can't stay in this home anymore."

After that, Sadako took out her suitcase, dug out her daily clothes, and walked out with the suitcase in hand.

Any rules or restrictions are all nonsense.

Over the years, Sadako has reached the peak of evil spirits and transformed into an untouchable taboo. If it weren't for her obsession with Allen, she would have swept across the evil gods in her dimension.

As the saying goes, the greater the expectations, the greater the disappointment.

"From today on, I, Sadako, will live for myself."

Slamming the door, Sadako left her home.