American comics: This guy is crazy

"Sea cucumber shot."

Allen raised his leg and kicked, and the skull turned into a parabola and flew into the distance.

Immediately, he chased after him and shouted excitedly: "Dakong Wing is possessed."

He caught up with the skull and kicked it away again.

The skull was tumbling in the air, shouting in terror.

"Boss, stop kicking, I'm going to split, my skull is going to split..."

Allen controlled his strength and kept kicking, muttering something like "the national team is going to win the championship, and the golden right foot will come on".

After a while, Allen stopped and took a long breath: "A little exercise is really good for the body and mind."

"Boss, I feel like I'm going to die. Is the top of my head split?"

The skull was crying on the ground, deeply regretting why it had to rise up at that time. It would have been better to stay underground, but now it was involuntarily.

"It's okay. I'll go back and put some glue on it to touch up."

Allen picked up the skull and put it in the creaking nest.

Click!

The crack on the top of the head is longer.

"It's not a big problem, just hang on." Allen comforted.

"..."

Forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

The skull hopes to be released as soon as possible. Living in hell is worse than death.

"Has anyone lived here before?"

Allen pointed to the ruins of the city not far away, showing a dilapidated and desolate scene.

The skull explained: "Part of the buildings in hell are projections of the real world, and there are also the remains of the world that shattered and died and fell into hell. The demons and fallen angels in hell are not interested in creating art."

"Demon, fallen angel?"

Allen raised the skull and examined it: "You don't seem to be a devil, do you?"

When the skull mentioned demons and fallen angels, his tone was obviously full of disdain.

"Boss, I am an undead, didn't you see?" The skull said aggrievedly: "I thought you knew."

Allen threw away the skull and said disdainfully: "What the hell, I want to find a local one."

"Boss, come back."

The skull shouted: "I know this place very well, don't leave me behind."

"You should have told me earlier."

Allen picked up the skull and patted it to dust, and said distressedly: "Did it hurt you if you fell?"

"Uh..., it's okay."

Seeing Allen's flattering look, the skull was not used to it, and finally explained: "Boss, this is the border area between the underworld and hell. Fighting often breaks out. I fell here in a battle."

"Underworld, hell!?" Allen frowned deeply and said angrily: "The author is mentally ill. He spread the map so big. How can he write it? He rushed to the street and wanted me to die from exhaustion running the map."

"Not only that, but also the devil in purgatory."

The skull sighed: "It was originally a balance between hell, purgatory, and underworld. The damn fallen angels joined hell, resulting in an imbalance of power, resulting in a situation where purgatory and underworld jointly crusade against hell."

"Leave it here, playing Three Kingdoms, it's really childish." Allen said with disgust: "Fighting and killing can't solve the problem. I'll invite you to tea when you have time, let's sit down and talk, let's make it bigger and stronger together, and create greater glory. "

"..."

Who do you think you are?

Who gives you face?

It was impossible for the skull to say what was in his heart, otherwise, he would be played like a football again.

He hurriedly changed the topic and asked: "Boss, did you end up here accidentally? I have a way to send you back."

"Really?" Allen looked suspicious, feeling that the skull was setting up a conspiracy.

"Boss, you are so smart, it is difficult for me to deceive you with my wisdom." The skull flattered you.

"Skull boy, you have a lot of vision."

Allen straightened his back and asked, "Let me tell you what we can do."

"Send me back to the underworld. The underworld lord I serve can help you return to the human world. Moreover, our lord is easy to talk to, nice to talk to, and beautiful. His suitors are lined up from the underworld to purgatory." The skull said no. Stop, as if surrendering to the Lord of the Underworld was the wisest decision in his life.

"Wow, it's really as exaggerated as you said. I don't believe it. I must see it first."

Allen had a questioning expression on his face, and did not forget to expose it: "You want to trick me into going to the underworld, and then let the lord kill me."

"..."

The skull didn't dare to say a word.

Allen really guessed it, it was indeed his true thought.

When the time comes, the lord of the underworld will definitely kill him. After all, the underworld does not allow living people to break in, and offenders will be killed without mercy.

The main reason is that once a powerful mage in the human world came to the underworld every three days to fish for people, which made the underworld very embarrassed. Many lords held a meeting and decided that no one was allowed to let go of an undead, nor to let go of the living people who broke in, except No face will be given except to the gods of death.

"It doesn't matter, I just like to make fun of life."

Allen grinned and prepared to go to the underworld.

Go straight to the city ruins.

Traveling to the underworld by legs alone is too slow, and a vehicle is required.

With a max-level alchemist, building a car is just a joke.

Walking on the dilapidated street, looking at the broken glass windows, the house was dark with no light.

It seems that there are demons hiding in the darkness, waiting for opportunities to attack passing creatures at any time.

"Is there anyone there? I saw you."

Allen yelled while lying on the window, looking inward.

The skull was so frightened that the soul fire almost went out.

It is easiest for demons to hide in places like this, and low-level demons often appear in groups.

Now I feel that I have not reached the underworld and may have died on the way.

This guy is absolutely crazy.

Suddenly, a black shadow jumped out from the corner and attacked Allen.

Raising his hand to grab the neck of the sneak attack creature, Allen looked in another direction, came back to his senses, and suddenly panicked: "Oh, you scared me. Fortunately, Xiaoyou took action to protect me in time. Xiaoyou really did He loves me."

"This is a lizard demon, a social creature." The skull said in horror.

The one-meter-tall lizard demon resembles an enlarged lizard, except that its skin is dark red and its face is slightly narrower, closer to a human face.

hiss…

The lizard demon twisted its body and struggled, spitting out a long letter from its mouth, which seemed to be threatening and summoning its kind.

Bang bang! !

Allen raised his hand and warned with a big mouth: "Be calm."

hiss…

Bang bang! !

"Yell me again."

hiss…

Bang bang! !

hiss…

Bang bang! !

…

Allen fanned as hard as he could, and the lizard demon's face swelled up, and his sounds became muffled.

"Boss, there's something going on!" the skull warned in a trembling voice.

"Stop making trouble, I'm busy."

Allen ignored him and kept slapping the lizard demon back and forth, already falling into a state of selflessness.

"Boss, we are surrounded."

The skull looked horrified at the circle of lizard demons that had gathered around them. Suddenly, they had filled the street.

Allen took a glance and saw that there were at least thousands of lizard demons, and he still said arrogantly: "Kid, are you calling me the one who made me live in Gotham?"

Don’t make it.

Sorry, this is hell.

Allen turned around and said arrogantly: "Have you ever heard of the one-on-one king of Gotham? I am the group king of Gotham. I put my hands in my chrysanthemums and surrendered."

Sorry, we choose not to understand.

Your request is too difficult and cannot be accomplished at all.

"It's quite arrogant, there's no need to talk about it."

Allen carried the lizard demon that was beaten to death, grabbed its tail and used it as a nunchaku to swing around.

Seeing this, the skull extinguished the soul fire very wisely and disguised itself as an ordinary skull.

Hiss, hiss...

Immediately, a swarm of lizard demons swarmed over.

"Hurry up and use the nunchucks, hey hey..."

"Hurry up and use the nunchucks, huh..."

…

Allen not only used the knocked out lizard demon as a nunchuck, but also grabbed the tail of the other end with his left hand. In the group of demons, he kept waving his hands to beat them.

Yes, beating throughout.

With dual professions at full level and twenty-four times the physical fitness, fighting a group of low-level demons that are slightly stronger than humans is like fighting a preschool class in society.

"Boss did a great job, boss is so handsome, boss is mighty and domineering..."

The skull restored its soul fire to take a look at the situation, and was surprised to find that Allen was beating up a group of demons alone, as if possessed by the God of War.

"Low-key."

Allen did not forget to respond: "We DC heroes are all made with our hands, unlike Marvel heroes who are noobs without plug-ins."

An hour of fierce fighting.

Allen didn't kill a demon, but beat it like a storm.

"The male stands on the left and the female stands on the right."

Following Allen's order, the lizard demons immediately split into two waves.

He already realized that the man in front of him was capable of killing them, but he relented.

Although the lizard demon does not have the intelligence level of a normal person, it is equivalent to a ten-year-old child. It understands instructions and knows how to fear the strong.

In order to ensure the safety of the clan, one can only obey orders and act.

"The female is a hostage, and the male is looking for parts for me."

When he saw the lizard demons, Allen had an idea in his mind to let them work for him.

In the ruins of such a big city, it is really time-consuming and laborious for one person to collect parts.

Therefore, there was no murder from beginning to end.

According to Allen's character, if the lizard demons evolve one more step, they will go to work and extract surplus value, and if they evolve one less step, they will go to the table and extract nutritional value.

They dispersed in a hurry, and the male lizard demon did not dare to disobey the order.

The lack of females in the entire group means that they will be unable to reproduce and will perish. The risk of robbing females from other members of the same species is too high and will lead to retaliation from the same species.

Furthermore, there are many demons in hell, and demons of various races living in different areas regard each other as food. If you go out of the door, you may fall into the tiger's mouth.

Soon, parts were shipped back one after another.

Sure enough, it is most practical to ask locals for help.

Allen selected as needed, and asked the lizard demon to find any missing parts.

The ruins of this city are their habitat, and they do not want to relocate if it is not necessary.

The alchemist's skills were activated again and again, creating new parts one after another. With the help of a group of demons, they gradually took the shape of a car.

at the same time.

Eren descends into the location of hell.

A crack in space suddenly appeared, and three girls walked out of it.

"This is hell. It looks very desolate." Yukio looked at the environment curiously.

Ellie was always vigilant. After all, it was her first time in hell and she was not familiar with the environment.

"Don't worry, this is my territory. All powerful demons have been killed and expelled."

Illyana looked around and found no trace of Allen.

Finding someone in hell is a difficult problem.

Just because she couldn't tell the direction, and she didn't want to stay there if it wasn't necessary. It was simply too unsuitable for human existence.

Shhh…

A whistle blows.

The small fire dragon pet raised by Illyana obeyed the call and came over.

It circled in the sky and landed firmly on its shoulders.

Her fingers teased Charmander's jaw, and the latter closed his eyes comfortably, enjoying the teasing of his master.

"Lockheed, help me find someone." Illyana said in a consulting tone.

"Roar…"

The purple and pink Charmander spit out blue flames from his mouth, indicating that he agreed without any problem.

Immediately, the little fire dragon flapped its wings and flew into the sky.

Lockheed, who has lived in hell for a long time, is very familiar with Mysterio's territory, which is equivalent to acting as a housekeeper when she is away.

Moreover, Illyana felt that it was impossible for a human to leave the territory within half an hour.