Quick Travel: Cannon Fodder Guide to Survive

Chapter 28
After Lili and Xin Yue cleaned up, they returned to the green winter melon field again. Director Wu said with a clear face, don't talk to me, I am flammable and explosive now.

The two of them secretly sneaked into the melon field to work with a wink. Assistant Director Zhang was very concerned about Xin Yue's condition after she fell into the water, and urged the frightened daughter to take a rest.

Lily looked at it enviously for a long time, she was the same person but had different fates!Then he bent down to pick melons under Director Wu's warning death gaze.

Lili became the only lesbian in this melon field, and the beautiful boys finally had a chance to show themselves. Lili cut off the vines of the big winter melon, and the male guest followed behind, and took the big melon away. Lili thought so The division of labor between men and women is quite good. The speed of cutting melons and vines has become faster, so that the three male guests have not kept up with the speed.

Lili also knew enough is enough, stopped the knife in her hand, and looked at the beautiful boys taking turns carrying melons one by one with great interest, feeling like a modern coolie supervisor.

Lili picked off the melon vines, wound them into a microphone shape, stood next to the filming staff, imitated the Olympic commentator, and introduced in a straight voice: "Dear audience friends, hello everyone! Now King Lili will broadcast live for you , the scene of the China Melon-moving Contest. Now what is coming to us looks tall and mighty, but is actually made of sand. The king of original music, Lin Luo, can sing good songs and compose lyrics. Almighty awesome musicians, there should be applause here!"

Lili applauded herself, and continued to add: "Contestant Lin Luo chose a difficult big melon weighing about [-] catties. I wonder if he can lift it? Everyone must be looking forward to it." !"

Lin Luo smiled wickedly at the camera, waved at the camera, then imitated a weightlifter, rubbed his hands together, strode into a horse with a serious face, let out a roar, the big melon rose slowly, and then gradually Over the top of Lin Luo's head, Lin Luo smirked at the camera, and said narcissistically: "See, this is strength, undeniable strength."

"Lin Luo did it, it's great! Audience friends, we have witnessed a miracle. This is a declaration made by a musician, and we are proud of his achievement!" Lili looked excited and almost wanted to be real I was moved to tears, but she is not an actress, so she can't say that the tears really come, she can only speak loudly, but there are no tears.

"His point is nothing, look at my performance!" Deng Yu, a powerful actor, feels that he can't just do variety shows without a sense of presence. He still has to behave the same when necessary.He is not very popular, but his acting skills and body management are top-notch. The weight of the big winter melon is nothing at all. He picked up two big melons at once and raised his eyebrows at the camera.

"Old Deng, it's shameful to hide your strength, but you are lazy on purpose!" Lin Luo was a little annoyed when someone pulled the stage and stole the scene, staring resentfully at Deng Yu's bulging biceps, envious and jealous!
As a conscientious commentator, Lili must explain the situation of the game to the end: "Friends in the audience, have you seen that Lin Luo's record of moving melons was broken by Deng Yu, an invisible boss. Double melons in his arms, plus It is estimated to be more than 60 kilograms, which is too surprising! We witnessed the birth of two miracles today, which is so touching. Brother Deng Yu is really powerful, and his arm strength and acting skills are not covered. Here we should give And even more warm applause with Brother Deng Yu."

"I want to try it too, but I guess I can't compare to the two seniors." Boy band singing and dancing idol Chu Nan also came to join in the fun. The popularity is earned by himself. He has to work hard to be a transparent person in variety shows. Curse to death.

"Our new generation idol Chu Nan sent out a challenge. I wonder what weight of melon he will try? This competition is getting more and more intense." Lily directly pushed the camera of the staff following in the direction of Chu Nan , took this shy little fresh meat into the camera.

Chu Nan, a junior, was quite difficult. She had just made her debut, and forced herself to do the hard work. She endured it silently, without being arrogant or impatient.He doesn't know how to get along with other guests, and he doesn't know how to express himself, so it's sad that he didn't record a few shots.If Chu Nan had followed Lin Luo's example and let go, had a thicker skin, and acted more like a baby with the director, she wouldn't have been so cool.Sure enough, in the entertainment circle, artists who can act coquettishly and make troubles get attention!

Although Lili is also a newcomer who just came in, anyway, the original body is also a senior who has been around for many years, so it is still necessary to take care of the young Chu Nan.

Chu Nan came to the giant winter melon next to Lin Luo, took a few deep breaths, looked at the camera, and firmly grasped the melon rind with his slender fingers. The dark green melon rind formed a sharp contrast with his fair skin. People have to sigh, my little brother’s hands are so beautiful!
"Our contestant Chu Nan chose a super big melon weighing more than 40 kilograms, which is heavier than Lin Luo's, and his body is thinner than Lin Luo. Is he going to leapfrog the challenge, defeat Lin Luo, and hit the runner-up? It's so inspirational Already!" Lili pulled the following staff and aimed at the handsome little brother of Chu Nan.

"Hey, hey, hey! Lily, I won't take you to be so annoying!" Lin Luo was dissatisfied, and held up the melon, hoping that Lili's head would be smashed, and let her perform a brain-breaking melon!
Lili gave Lin Luo a white look. This person likes to show his presence too much. Isn't it right to use it?
"Chu Nan is going to exert his strength. How is his performance in lifting melons? Let's wait and see!"

Lili used the camera to shoot, restraining the staff who just wanted to take pictures of popular artists, and forced the camera to focus on Chu Nan's blushing face.Wow, this boy group idol looks like a porcelain doll, with fair skin and rosy skin, so pretty!
"Chu Nan is about to move, and the big wax gourd is moving, can he surpass Lin Luo?" Lili imitated the host to lure the audience, tantalizing.

As a result, in the next second, a little melon that had just risen plummeted to the ground with a thud, and pressed Chu Nan's hand in an embarrassing manner. His hand was obviously more swollen than the other hand, probably because of too much force and the heavy blow of winter melon.

The other guests hurried forward, wanting to check the injury, but Chu Nan waved her hands as if nothing happened, and said shyly, "I, I can't lift it, this melon is too big!"

Lili understood that Chu Nan didn't want to pretend to be pitiful and sympathetic on the show, and she appreciated it, and continued to explain the game: "It's okay, do what you can. Chu Nan failed the challenge and failed to hit the second place, but he still won the third place Congratulations to him!"

Lin Luo and Deng Yu put down their melons, and clapped their hands in a face-saving manner, expressing their approval of Chu Nan. Among the many idols of the boy group who are spoiled by fans, Chu Nan is the one with the most popular roots.

Lili was trying to get a few more shots for Chu Nan, so she and the filming staff collectively gave up the shooting here, and ran to Lu Yang, who was moving melons alone.

In the sun, he took off his shirt, revealing his well-textured upper body. His snow-white skin was even more dazzling in the sun, and with a thin layer of sweat beads, he was full of masculinity.He wiped the sweat from his forehead, raised a bright smile, and said helplessly to the camera: "It's too hot, I can't help but take off my clothes to cool down."

Lili really wanted to scold a scheming man for stealing the spotlight by selling meat, shameless!She sent a knife to someone with contempt and resentment, wishing to cut the flesh to pieces.

"This Lu Yang likes green tea, Lili, be careful with him!" Seeing Lili staring intently at someone's upper body, Lin Luo suspects that Lili was deceived by beauty, and it is necessary to remind him as a friend.

"I know, green tea scheming man!" Lili pointed in Lu Yang's direction and said righteously.

"You female guest didn't get in touch with him, so I don't know much about it. Just now, a group of men were carrying melons. He deliberately picked the lightest winter melons, and then deliberately avoided our sight. He came to the tricycle and raised one of us in front of the camera. I said it was my credit for moving the big melon. I don’t want to talk about this kind of stealing. If I was not tired, I avoided my eyes and ears, hid and rested and heard it. I didn’t know that people are so fragrant .And when you were not around, he was too lazy to maintain his personality, so he slipped away with the excuse that it would be convenient for him to take a pee. There is a temporary thatched cottage not far from here. He is more lazy than me. As soon as you and Xin Yue come back , he sprang out from nowhere and pretended to be working hard. At this time, we took a break after being tired for so long. Lu Yang deliberately let the camera record it, but he was still working hard in the melon field. The other male guests were already snake kings. If I hadn’t sneaked a glimpse of the monitoring equipment, I wouldn’t have known how good this person is.” Lin Luo spat out the unhappiness he had received, emphasizing that Lu Yang is not a good person.

"Brother, what are you doing? I'm suffering..." The men began to speak ill of others, and they were more gossip than women. Deng Yu and Chu Nan also talked about their experience of managing fighting chickens yesterday. The coquettish operation really makes people angry.No matter what you do, grab credit No.1.

Lili felt that this idiot|pussy Lu Yang had inadvertently offended the guests of the entire program group, his EQ and IQ are really hard to describe!However, now everyone is friends with the same enemy, hehehe!How could Lin Luo and the others be missing from the pest control plan?Multiple people, multiple damage outputs!This Lu Yang is dead tonight!

(End of this chapter)