Quick Travel: Cannon Fodder Guide to Survive

Chapter 29
In the evening, in order to thank the guests for their help, the farmer uncle specially gave the biggest melon in the audience as a thank you gift.

The guests were so happy that they took out their mobile phones to take selfies with the big wax gourd.Lili thinks this is too uncreative. How can all posting the same picture be eye-catching?With an idea, I borrowed the farmer's uncle's big knife and carved on the dark green skin of the big wax gourd: the big melon exclusive to the Supergirl team, the masterpiece of King Lily.

"Sure enough, only Lili can think of it!" Zhao Lanlan praised it quite a bit, and borrowed a big knife to engrave her own name.

The pretty boy team next to them was not far behind, and joined in the fun, engraving their signatures on the big wax gourd.

"The writing is like the person, the same style!" Lili shook her head, pointing at Lin Luo's crooked font.

"It's called artistic fonts, what do you know?" Lin Luo retorted, he didn't master the knife technique for a while, and he drew such a ghostly signature with his hands slipping.

"It's very artistic, really artistic!" Deng Yu said meaningfully. In fact, he didn't perform well. If Lin Luo hadn't been at the bottom, he would have been the one despised.It is very necessary for him to support Lin Luo who made him the second worst.

"Chu Nan, did you draw a greedy snake? It's so special!" Xin Yue struggled to identify the big characters of the guests, only what Chu Nan wrote didn't make sense.

"That's my signature, my manager asked me to sign it like that!" Chu Nan scratched her head embarrassingly. I can't even write my name in block letters, which is a bit tiring to say.

"Are you a snake?" Xin Yue asked without shame.

"Yeah, mine was in 2001." Chu Nan nodded obediently.

"Little brother, you are too young! Isn't there a generation gap with our big brothers and sisters? Alas~ Thank you for your hard work!" Zhao Lanlan suddenly felt that she was getting old, and the three-year-old generation gap, she and Chu Nan had almost two The distance of the chasm is gone.

"Little brother, our big brother will protect you from now on!" Lin Luo put his arms around Chu Nan's shoulders and promised passionately.

"Weakly beg big brother and big sister to give me a golden thigh of the same style. I am also in 01." Fang Ling raised her paw, begging for attention.

"Fang Ling, you look too anxious! I thought you were 30 years old. What about the seniors who have been in the fashion industry for many years? Sure enough, models always have a sullen face, which is so misleading!" Lin Luo said Without winking, I complained without thinking about it.

"What do you know? This is a high-end face for models. Which model do you smile when you see a photo taken?" Fang Ling gave someone a look. Women care about age most, and they especially hate people saying that they are old. Lin Luo's operation is solid In fact, he stepped on Fang Ling's thunder point, and the senior didn't give him face.

"I'm 10 years older than you, call me uncle! You must know how to respect the elderly!" Lin Luo was shameless, invincible, and continued to provoke.

"It's the first time I've seen someone like someone called uncle! Lin Luo, you're just an elementary school chick at heart, don't pretend to be old! Wouldn't it be better to be younger? Let's continue to be your big brother!" Lili came out to smooth things over, feeling This sand sculpture musician is getting more and more wanton.

"Have you finished the discussion? Can you go back earlier?" Lu Yang's face was very bad, and he interrupted everyone's fight impatiently.

This person has been blacklisted by all the guests, and no one wants to pay attention to him.Even Zhao Lanlan's own fan filter was broken by someone himself, and he did not give up on Zhao Lanlan again, but fortunately, Lili bumped into her, Lili's hero saved the beauty, Lu Yang's character collapsed, and Zhao Lanlan became a complete fan from then on. Cut off the admiration for the sperm man.

Director Wu is a person who has the highest popularity and traffic. Of course, he has to follow Lu Yang, the second most famous person in the audience, to urge everyone to pack up and go back to the farmyard.

After the meal, Lili had notified the participants of the extermination plan tonight via WeChat that the operation was about to start, and she poked a wicked smile in her heart.

There was a rhythmic knock on the door, Lu Yang opened the door, and saw a black and thin male staff standing at the door with a simple and honest smile.

"There was a very beautiful girl at the gate of the yard just now, and she entrusted me to give this thing to you, Teacher Lu Yang!" The male staff member stretched out the thing in front of Lu Yang.

Lu Yang took it and closed the door ruthlessly.It was a bunch of small yellow flowers, and there was a small pink card on it. He picked it up curiously and looked at it. It was written in a neat font: Honey, I booked a room at a nearby homestay. Give you a break, your favorite baby.There are many intriguing heart shapes drawn with red pens on the back, and the address is also attached.

Lu Yang smiled helplessly, the mood that was disturbed by a group of non-winking family guests today, now instantly healed, humming a little song, put on a mask and sunglasses, fully armed, and set off impatiently.

On the other side, Lili held a glass of watermelon juice, knocked on Lu Yang's assistant's door, and said with a smile, "Thank you! Drink a glass of juice to cool off!"

"Thank you!" The assistant's eyes were vigilant, but he smiled politely and took the juice.

Lili pulled her broken hair behind her ears, and pretended to say casually: "I saw Lu Yang go out just now, in a hurry, as if there is something important."

When the assistant heard this, his complexion turned bad instantly, and he made up an excuse to send Lili away. Not long after, he also hurried out.

Lili saw the assistant leave the small farm yard from the balcony, typed the message, and notified the team members, the corners of her lips curled up eeriely.

Downstairs of the B&B, the team members of the pest control plan were already ready. Lin Luo, who was on the lookout at the door, recognized Lu Yang, sent a message, and smiled strangely unconsciously.

Lu Yang sneaked into the B&B and slapped him hard, his heart became hotter and hotter, and he wished he could swallow the tortured little goblin immediately.

"Hmph, you're late, you have to be punished! You can't open the door so easily!" There was a sweet and coquettish voice coming from inside, which was very seductive.

"My dear, just open the door!" Lu Yang coaxed people gently, all he was thinking about was that, and he was very anxious.

"Lu Yang, tell me, do you miss me? It's been so long since I've been recording variety shows, and you haven't called me yet!" A charming voice of reproach came from the door, full of provocative meaning.

"Think about it, you miss me so much, baby! Let's talk after opening the door! How bad it is to stand and chat in the corridor!" Lu Yang continued to coax in a good voice.

"Hey, it hurts to death!" There was a sound of something heavy falling to the ground, and then a woman's painful groan came out.

"What's wrong with you, baby?" Lu Yang anxiously asked about the situation of the people in the room.

"It's all your fault. I just got out of the shower and wanted to open the door for you. My feet slipped and I accidentally fell down. My chest hurts so much!" the woman complained and yelled out.

Lu Yang's brain filled his mind with the alluring picture of the beauty coming out of the bath, and he couldn't bear it anymore: "Baby, open the door quickly, and let my brother help you."

"Wait a minute~ I'm not ready yet~" The woman continued to procrastinate in a long voice.

"My dear, my brother doesn't have that much patience~ If you don't open the door now, my brother will leave! You won't be able to see my brother today!" Lu Yang felt that he shouldn't be used to such a spoiled and proud woman , resorted to threats.

The door suddenly opened a gap, Lu Yang was quite satisfied, it seems that the woman was still duplicity, quickly entered the room, closed the door behind her backhand, the anger had been picked up by the woman, he looked at the woman with wolf-like eyes The slim woman in front of her.

The woman sat on the big pure white bed with her back to him, wrapped in a bathrobe, her black hair draped straight, her graceful back made him jealous, he quickly took off all his clothes, unable to restrain his inner desire anymore, like a wolf like a tiger He rushed forward and hugged the woman's body.

The woman's body was obviously stiff and motionless, she didn't make any sound, she was very well-behaved.

"Why, you're so shy today, but you used to be very proactive." Lu Yang rested his chin on the woman's shoulder, teasing heavily.

Bang bang bang, there was a super violent knock on the door: "Open the door, don't think you are hiding, I don't know! Open the door quickly! You are a heartless man! You won't do it again after you promised, what are you doing!  … ..." The assistant knocked on the door while crying, which made people feel a little distressed.

Lu Yang's body trembled, and then he immediately let go of the woman, and hurriedly ordered: "Hurry up and hide!"

The woman nodded obediently, and then hid under the bed without saying a word. Lu Yang was so busy getting dressed that he didn't even see the woman's face clearly.

The assistant's accusations continued, wishing he could tear down the door and rush in to catch the rape.

The door snapped open, and the assistant barged in recklessly, searching the room like a detective.

Lu Yang's mouth was stubborn, and he argued: "I really don't hide women, you trust me!" He stopped the assistant and swished towards the bottom of the bed.

But the assistant immediately noticed someone's thoughts, slammed Lu Yang away viciously, and lifted the bed sheet.

　Another chapter will be updated tonight, thank you Ci Xian for your support!
　　
　
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