Quick Travel: Cannon Fodder Guide to Survive

Chapter 27
The fact that Lili covered her own criminal evidence with straw with a guilty conscience was discovered by the piercing aunt. Director Wu had no choice but to lose the money, and the aunt no longer trusted these unreliable guests.The career of catching chickens has come to an end, and the guests are wondering if they can take a day off today.

The plan was disrupted, and Director Wu was in a bad mood. Seeing someone being regarded as a great hero by the guests, smiling from ear to ear, he felt even more upset, and felt that it was necessary to pour some cold water on someone to wake up: " Lily, the money for destroying eggs will be deducted from your salary."

"Ah? No way! It's a work accident for me, it's a public expense! How can anyone not be subsidized for a business trip!" When it comes to money, Lili has to argue for it, and she is now in debt of several million. Poor ghosts, as the saying goes, a little makes a lot, even if you have more than 100 yuan, you have to pay close attention, and the savings are wealth.How can capitalists be ruthlessly exploited!

"Could it be that the program team asked you to smash the eggs? You are responsible for your own mistakes!" Wu Daohei replied with a sullen face, mercilessly.

"Good-natured director Wu, please forgive me this time! I swear, I will never do it again next time!" Lili knew that she had the responsibility to bear the consequences, but she was sensitive to money, so she resorted to swearing. The coquettish skills.

However, who is Director Wu? How could he be overwhelmed by Lili's coquettish behavior? He looked at Lili with distaste for ten thousand years and said, "Are you a ghost? Do you want me to hire a Taoist priest to do it for you?" How to do it! In addition, I am an evil capitalist, kindness has nothing to do with me, so you still pay the money. If you talk in such a disgusting voice, I will add more money!"

Lili immediately shut up, and she would wilt when talking about money, you are cruel, I will remember you!

Assistant Director Zhang suddenly came in from the door, with a malicious smile on his face: "Everyone is here! I just want to announce the next work arrangement!"

"Wait a minute, let me take a deep breath first, and get ready!" Lin Luo stretched out one hand to stop Assistant Director Zhang's next words, and touched his little heart with the other hand, pretending to be very restless.

Assistant Director Zhang ignored Lin Luo's interruption, and continued: "Today, everyone will go pick winter melons together, and then transport them to the market for sale tomorrow!"

Then the whole group unfortunately followed Director Zhang to the farmer's uncle's house to move winter melons.

In the vast green melon field, big fat green winter melons hide under the lush vines, just like playing hide-and-seek with the guests.

"Winter melon is the best time to eat in summer. It can cool off the heat. The winter melon grown in my house is very big and the flesh is soft. It is the most suitable for soup. I will send you the best one tonight." The farmer uncle introduced his planting results very enthusiastically .

"Then thank you uncle, we will definitely work hard today!" Lili vowed, eating melons~ This is a blessing!
The guests interspersed in the green field, imitating the gestures of the farmer's uncle, cutting off the thick and tough melon vines with one knife, picking up the big winter melon from the ground, crossing the sea of ​​green vines, and staggeringly transporting it to the farmer's uncle's tricycle.

Because the strength of the female guests is relatively small, a winter melon is about [-] to [-] catties, and it is very heavy. A girl can't move it at all, so only two people can work together. Except for the strong woman, Fang Lingqi rubbed a few times without panting to lift the giant winter melon. to the car.

Fang Ling's operation was too strong, and the male guest was robbed of the opportunity to show his gentlemanly demeanor. The female guest picked off the big fat melon and called Fang Ling sweetly, which made the male guest envious and jealous.

"Those men are really bad, they can't compare to Fang Ling!" Li Li sighed, it would be great if Fang Ling's strength could be transmitted to her, the original owner's body is so weak that he urgently needs to inject strength.

"Keep your voice down, there are ears every melon!" Zhao Lanlan reminded in a low voice.

"Can you girls save us some face? This is our special performance. Why are you here to join in the fun? Leave the scene quickly and watch us show our masculine charm!" Lin Luo couldn't stand it, and was robbed of the limelight by a group of female guests , resolutely persuade them to leave, men should have such a responsibility, and only after hard work can they verify the real material.

"That's what you said, and we won't bully you. Our female guests will first transport a batch of winter melons back to uncle's house." Lili suggested seeing that the two tricycles were almost full of winter melons.

As a veteran tricycle driver, Fang Ling doesn't need to recommend herself. Everyone trusts her ability to work.Zhao Lanlan didn't know how to ride a bicycle, and even a rich lady like Xin Yue didn't know how. So the important task of another tricycle driver fell on Lili. Lili was successfully selected based on her experience of riding a small electric donkey.

Lili rode the tricycle, and the back seat was a pile of big winter melons and the skinny little fairy Xinyue. She promised with pride and ambition, "I used to be the little e-donkey car god in the Chunhua community, and my skills are beyond doubt!"

Soon, Lili was slapped in the face, obviously riding a bicycle or a small electric donkey is fine, why is her head always drifting in the direction of the tricycle?So Lili, a novice tricycle, staged a real [-]-turn mountain road, moving forward in an S-shaped curve.But Fang Ling and Zhao Lanlan had already left them a mountain road, and they had long since disappeared.

Xin Yue was sitting in the back seat of the car, a little frightened, she kindly encouraged her: "Lily, don't be nervous, come on!"

"Don't worry, I'm not nervous, it's just that I'm a novice, and I didn't get used to riding a tricycle for a while!" Lili smiled awkwardly but politely, her gaze was still looking forward, for fear of going astray if she wasn't careful road.

"You, haven't you ridden a tricycle before?" Xin Yue was stunned. She thought that Lili said that her car was very slippery, but she meant a tricycle, but she didn't expect the truth to be so horrifying.Xin Yue couldn't calm down anymore. With the bumpy mountain road and Lili's driving skills with half a bucket of water, she felt that her life safety was on the verge of danger.

"No! Cycling is the same thing, isn't it just a small tricycle? It won't bother me!" Lili assured again with confidence.

But in the next second, the tricycle entered the slope of the mountain road. Little Bai Lili of the tricycle was not ready, and the car slid down in a flash. Coupled with the bumpy dirt road, the faces of the two female guests sitting on the tricycle turned pale instantly. A real roller coaster!Stimulation|Excessive excitement!
The long cry for help resounded through the mountains. Lili was so panicked that she forgot the important operation of braking, and frantically called for help: "Ahhhhhh~ help! Ahhhh~"

Supported by the weight of a bunch of winter melons, the tricycle rushed forward frantically, and the filming staff on motorcycles were also taken aback. The ancestor-level guest Xin Yue was still on it. Something happened, and the entire program team was finished.

The staff yelled in an emergency and gave a solution: "Lily brake quickly, pull the brake handle!"

Lili didn't even understand the parts of the tricycle, and only then did she realize that the front of the tricycle didn't have brakes, it was terrible!Where is the brake handle?Lili lowered her head to search, but she didn't know that at this moment, the front of the car lost control, rushed out of the path, crashed into the grass on the hillside, and continued to run like the wind.

"Lili, Xinyue, jump out of the car!" The staff could only suggest the simplest and rudest way, so please don't get into trouble with the guests!
Lili and Xin Yue were about to abandon the car to protect themselves, when the road suddenly cleared up, and they rushed straight into the river, splashing huge water.

"Ah~ It's so cool!" The river is not deep, just reaching the height of the shoulders, Lili emerges from the water, swimming in summer is a must-have way to avoid the heat!
Xin Yue choked up a few sips of water and stood up. Seeing Lili doing Tai Chi in the water comfortably, she was a little helpless and funny. This person is really big-hearted, even when the whole car fell into the water, he still laughed so happily.

"It's okay, Xin Yue!" Lili is naturally not worried about the second female lead. In the original plot, Xin Yue's family has a mansion and often swims in the swimming pool to exercise. The standard paddling skills are definitely better than Lili, who only knows how to plan. Be strong.

"It's okay, you should be okay too!" Xin Yue cared politely.

"There is something wrong, I will definitely be scolded by Director Wu when I go back! If I can transport a melon, I can hit the car into the water, ah~ bad luck!" Lili glanced aside at the tricycle that sank in the water, unable to explain.

The staff finally caught up and came to the river to check the situation. Witnessing the sudden change of weather on Lili's face from joy to sorrow, the two were safe and sound.

The attentive staff led the female guest to a nearby farmhouse to borrow some clothes, and informed other staff to pick up melons and cars in the water.

Such a thrilling scene once again blasted netizens:
"Stupid | Hei Xinli, who doesn't know how to ride a three-wheeler, pretends to be so, and the scene of the overturning!"

"Are you playing the farm version of Passion | Passion and Speed? It's a bit emotional, but I overestimated my own strength, that's not how I drive!"

"Heixinli deserves it. Speeding on the mountain road, don't you know it's dangerous? You dragged the beautiful young lady Xin Yue into the water, it must be on purpose!"

"The conspiracy theory upstairs, Lily riding a small electric donkey is really a thief, okay! She also fell into the water, don't think so badly about people."

"Mountain road racing, respect! This courage is enough, I suddenly want to try it!"

"The drowned beauties are so beautiful. The pictures of two beauties with different styles in the bath, have you imagined it?"

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Director Wu was very troubled. He didn't know what was going on here. The whole process was picked by the male guests in the audience. He was bombarded by calls from Lili's manager Wang Jing and Xin Yue's manager seamlessly in a daze. , and the two managers said that they would come to pick up the artist tomorrow, he persuaded them kindly, and managed to retain them, but the managers came to visit the show tomorrow.It was obvious that he was here to supervise his program, and he was not allowed to do anything to create topics.

(End of this chapter)