Quick Travel: Cannon Fodder Guide to Survive

Chapter 19
As soon as Director Wu came downstairs, an aunt in loose pajamas walked into the courtyard angrily and started yelling at the staff: "I've tolerated you for a long time, and it's so early in the morning, and you're not letting me sleep well!" Turn off that stinky music quickly, otherwise don’t blame me for being rude!”

The aunt rolled up her sleeves, showed off her strong arms, and threatened the staff with an angry look. The staff, under the pressure of the aunt, stepped forward and turned off the loud music.

The aunt was finally satisfied, snorted coldly, walked away with heavy steps.

"Director Wu, I know you are interested in disco dancing in the morning, but I can't disturb you! The aunt sacrificed her sleep time to complain about you. Our country stipulates that from ten o'clock in the evening to six o'clock the next day, it is not allowed to make the decibels too high Noise. It’s not even six o’clock yet, and you, a great director, don’t set an example, disregarding the noise pollution of the venue, alas~ teach the audience badly! Fortunately, aunt just warned and didn’t record any evidence to go to the police to file a case.” Lili stepped forward Patting the dark-faced Director Wu on the shoulder, he made up the knife without fear of death.

"Director Wu, you should go burn incense and pray to Buddha! Lili is right. Fortunately, the aunt didn't sue you for disturbing the people. Otherwise, our program team would have been arrested by the police." Assistant Director Zhang patted his little heart with lingering fear.I knew that I couldn't help someone to give you morning lessons, saying something to educate the audience about early exercise, especially in so many mountains and rivers, they should take the opportunity to get in touch with nature more.There was almost a catastrophe!
Several other guests were also so frightened by the aunt's resolute action that they lost all sleepiness. They followed Lili's words and blamed the culprit, Director Wu.

Seeing Director Wu's slanderous face, Lili was afraid that he would offend people so badly that this period would be difficult, so she immediately put on a smiling profiteer face, and changed the topic back to the room: "Hey, Director Wu, do you want to rent or not?" My room? We are so familiar, absolutely friendly price, will not let you suffer!"

"It's still a disadvantage, do you want to sleep in a pigsty?" Director Wu ruthlessly sent someone a sharp eye knife.

"Haha~ Director Wu really knows how to make jokes, and am I just joking? Why are you so serious! How can you live without a joke in life?" Lily was timid now, as if she was joking too much, and squashed the tail of her immediate boss , how can I get fluffy?

Director Wu dragged the gloating Lili back to the team, and then began to announce the mission.

The cold-faced and ruthless Director Wu went online: "Today, our task is to cut the rice. The six guests are divided into two groups, and the groups are determined by drawing lots. The two groups will compete to see who cuts the rice first. The team will be punished! Do you understand the rules?"

"Understood!" The guests replied in unison, wanting to scold mmp in their hearts, but it was as expected, inhumane, going to harvest rice in June in the summer, I'm afraid it wasn't for intentional heatstroke!

"Didn't the summer harvest of rice be completed in May? Why did it delay until June? The second wave of rice should be planted in June!" the tall and thin girl asked Deputy Director Zhang who was more talkative.

Assistant Director Zhang doesn't want to be the one who stands out and whispers bad things about his boss. If he is caught, his life will be difficult.So I am very experienced in the workplace and smile without answering. You can understand this smile yourself!Don't try to trick me!
Lili thought that this girl might also be a rookie in the entertainment industry, so she didn't wink at her. Adhering to the fine tradition of beating workers and not making friends with each other, she quietly came to the girl, gently tugged the confused girl, and motioned her to walk a little slower. Step so that you can hide behind and whisper.

Finally, a little distance away from Director Wu, who was leading the team, Lili leaned closer to the girl and spit furtively: "I don't need to talk about this stupid mission? It's obvious that the program team deliberately rented a piece of land to prevent the farmer from harvesting the rice and keep it for future use." All guests, let everyone truly experience the hard work of farmers, and truly educate the audience on the day of hoeing, sweat dripping down the soil! The people in the program group are all in the same boat, Director Wu’s confidant. Our guests are the allies , you have to distinguish between friends and foes! Don't be fooled by Deputy Director Zhang's kind appearance, maybe it's a smiling tiger. In the face of treacherous and cunning enemies, we can only defeat the exploitative nature by uniting and pooling our strength Program group!"

"Why do I feel that you imagined the program group as a traitorous businessman in a feudal society?" The tall and thin girl became more and more confused the more she listened, and realized that Lili was thinking too much.

"In short, just trust your teammates, don't trust the program team!" Lili concluded neatly.

"Oh, I got it! Is Miss Sister's name Lili?" the master girl blinked her big watery eyes and asked innocently.

"That's right, I'm the legendary superwoman cleaning the toilet, Lili!" Lili imitated the chic take-off movements of the commercial before, and raised her hands.

"Miss sister is so funny, my name is Fang Ling, miss sister probably has never heard of me, I am a model!" The tall and thin girl stretched out her friendly little hand, intending to shake hands and make friends.

"No wonder you look so juicy, your name is me!" How could Lili let go of the opportunity of commercial nonsense to gain the favorability of the guests.

"Miss Sister is different from the one in the rumors, she's easy to get along with!" Fang Ling raised her doubts.

"You know, the entertainment industry is deep, true and false." Li Li blinked and gave Fang Ling a look that could only be understood but could not be expressed in words.

In this way, Lily finally hooked up with the last female guest among the guests, and she also had a great time chatting about everything from entertainment industry gossip to philosophy of life.

Director Wu stood on a big rock, held a small horn, and announced the rules of the team: "Guests line up and draw lots in order. There are two colors of balls in the box, yellow and red. If you touch a ball of the same color, Just a team."

"I'll come first!" Lin Luo raised his hand very actively, and was the first to rush to the front of the line, inserting|inserted|into the box, fiddled a lot, and finally decided to extend his hand.

"Lin Luo, team yellow!" Assistant Director Zhang announced the result with great enthusiasm.

"No, I want to smoke again, I want to be lucky, I want red!" Lin Luo was not satisfied with the result and asked to start over.

"Stay aside!" Director Wu picked up a weed nearby and slapped Lin Luo's palm hard, just like when a teacher used a ruler to teach a disobedient child.The grass was cut off, and Lin Luo left the team sadly.

Then came Zhao Lanlan. She was lucky and got the red ball that Lin Luo dreamed of.Lin Luo leaned over and discussed with Zhao Lanlan: "Lan Lan, how about I switch balls with you?"

"No, red is my natural color." Zhao Lanlan ruthlessly refused, and moved a few steps to the side vigilantly, away from Lin Luo.

Then Fang Ling, she also won the red ball, and the other two male guests, the powerful actor Deng Yu and the boy group idol Chu Nan, both won the yellow ball, and the last one knows the result without drawing, Li Liping Lie into the team.

"I suspect that the director is deliberately targeting our female guests, jealous of our beauty, and wants to destroy our persistence in beauty through such inhumane labor." Lili couldn't complain, and she had to give Director Wu a pot of rice.

"Since the difference in strength is so obvious, why don't you just admit defeat and go back to the farmyard to rest!" Zhao Lanlan has already made up her mind to give up fighting against fate.
"I'm a rural person. I do this job whenever the season comes. I'm very proficient. Don't be so unconfident!" Fang Ling encouraged his teammates to cheer up.

"It's not that we don't have confidence in you, it's that we don't have confidence in ourselves. Almost everyone is a rookie in Xinshou Village. We weak women fight with strong men. Don't guess, the winning or losing is there. We just saw the ending. I don’t want to struggle so hard. You know, why do women make things difficult for themselves?” Lili patted Fang Ling and advised her to be more open and don’t be persistent, as she has the awareness of an eminent monk who sees through the world of mortals.

"It's okay, just watch me perform, I'm really good, and I'll definitely win against those guys!" Fang Ling didn't give up, and patted his chest to reassure.

Staring at someone's skinny arm, Lili and Zhao Lanlan sighed at the same time, the difference in strength was obvious, let's not puncture the dream of this excited little girl!

(End of this chapter)