Quick Travel: Cannon Fodder Guide to Survive

Chapter 20
At the request of Director Wu, everyone secretly discussed their team names and wrote their names on the cardboard.

Lin Luo imitated the drama show, the rabbit-eared lady who announced the curtain, holding the name plate of the hidden team, gracefully swayed back and forth in the camera, smiling mysteriously, whetted everyone's appetite, and then made another big spin, holding high Go to the top of the head, tear it off, and quickly tear off the cover post to reveal the team name inside: Boys Team.

"Hahahaha~" Everyone present couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing crazily.The difference is that the other two team members who stood behind as the background board were so ashamed to face others, they covered their eyes with one hand, indicating that they had no eyes to look at Lin Luo.

"Brother, you are so talented, beautiful boy, you are already 30 years old, thanks to you being so cheeky to give yourself this team name! Come on, let me introduce the meaning of this team name!" Director Wu is indeed a master , while hurting others, don't forget the business.

"The literal meaning, does this need to be explained? Isn't this an obvious fact?" Lin Luo put his hands on his cheeks, cupped his face out of a big flower, smiled very silly, and gave the camera a look.

Director Wu was disgusted by Lin Luo's silly and sweet behavior, and hurriedly stopped it, not letting someone's camera pollute the show: "Okay! You have great courage, and you are very confident. Let's see how the Boys' team will perform next! Come down and invite our female guests to form a team."

The three female guests moved in unison, Ultraman's signature monster-killing action, Lily took the lead and yelled forcefully, and the other two female guests took a deep breath and followed as if they were dead: "Our team name is, Supergirl Team. Our slogan is, I love labor, and labor loves me! Our goal is to get promoted and raise salary to earn a lot of money, reach the pinnacle of life, push all evil capitalists to the ground and promote common prosperity!"

The melon-eaters, who were waiting to see a good show, restrained their smiles. Why do they feel that there is something in this statement, which contains someone's meaning? Are all the female guests now so daring?

Before Director Wu could react, Lili quickly added: "Director Wu, I absolutely did not say that you are an evil capitalist. The era of capital controlling society is over. We must firmly follow the road of socialism and the line of the masses. People's support The direction is our direction! The theme of our program is also the same. Most people are migrant workers, so that everyone understands that they are migrant workers. Everyone is responsible!"

"Okay! This will bring you back!" Director Wu whispered in Lili's ear with a half-smile.

"Thank you Director Wu for your compliment, we will work hard!" Lili replied with a gesture of standing at attention and saluting.

Let’s follow the farmer’s uncle to familiarize ourselves with the operation of cutting rice. At this time, the sky is already bright, and the fog in the mountains is thick, which is not yet sunny. Wrapped tightly, wearing gloves, holding a sickle, bowed and started working in the long golden rice fields.

"Uncle, why don't you use such a large field and grow some fruits and the like? You can't make a lot of money by selling the rice!" Lili walked to the farmer's uncle as she mowed.

The wrinkled farmer uncle smiled honestly: "Little girl, your idea is very good. But our rice is not sold, it is kept at home for food, and everyone farms and eats by themselves. Also, This paddy field is relatively low-lying, and it becomes puddles during the rainy season. We can only plant some waterlogging-tolerant and flood-resistant fruit species. The fruits are all planted on the mountain, and besides such a large area of ​​fruit trees, we must not be able to eat them all. , and to sell through channels, it’s quite troublesome, more complicated than growing rice. We, the older generation, like simple things, and don’t know much about the innovation of traditional industries like your young people, the development of e-commerce economy and so on. .”

"Uncle, you know a lot!" Lili liked to listen to the old man's experience, so she made great efforts. Anyway, harvesting rice was boring, so she chatted with the farmer uncle to pass the time.

"My neighbor's son is a college student. After graduation, he came back to start his own business. He sold the things he had grown for his family on the Internet. It had to be packaged and sent by courier. It was very troublesome. At the beginning, the village was remote and the courier could not reach us. Village, later the government|government built roads, and our village’s travel was much smoother. We didn’t have to take the potholed roads, and the express delivery started to come in. Everyone didn’t like the young man at first, but he liked to toss about it, and it turned out to be really profitable. Little money, and then he earned a little reputation, neighbors and neighbors asked him to help sell goods. That young man is quite capable! Now he is able to make money and build a house..." The uncle talked about the development and changes of the village in the past, and Lili had I didn't have to chime in and ask a few words.

Then in the picture, Lili is bowing beside the farmer uncle, being a boastful man in labor, the farmer uncle is smiling, Qualili is sweet-mouthed, and the atmosphere of the chat between the two is very harmonious.

At about noon, when the sun was scorching hot, director Wu announced the end of the competition, because the farmer uncle reminded him that the sun here is very poisonous at noon, and it is easy to suffer from heat stroke when working, so he usually wakes up early in the morning to work, rests at noon, and waits until the afternoon The sun is not so strong, so continue to work until evening.Director Wu followed the arrangement and turned on the speaker to wake everyone up at 05:30.

The consequence of just chatting and not working hard is that the Supergirl team was dragged down by Lily and lost without any suspense.Fang Lingcheng didn't lie to me, he was like a humanoid harvester, with a knife in his hand, he flattened a rice field at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his hand speed was far faster than that of the male guests.No matter how bad Lili and Zhao Lanlan are, with Fang Ling guaranteeing the bottom line, there is definitely a possibility of winning, but it never occurred to them that Lili's link was missed after thousands of calculations.Someone pretends to be serious about asking for advice, but in reality the Snake King is lazy.As a result, Fang Ling harvested wildly, exhausted himself, but fell short, and looked at the culprit Lili resentfully.

Having a competitive teammate is the driving force of the team and also the pressure of the teammate.Lili thought that everyone had discussed it from the beginning, and that the salted fish would be the only way to go, but in the end, she was the only one who acted as she thought.

"I was wrong. If you want to beat and scold, kill and cut, come on! I will never fight back!" Lili closed her eyes, opened her hands as if death was at home, and stood in front of her teammates.

"Do you think we are stupid? There are so many viewers in the live broadcast room now, do you want us to be accused of beating up teammates because we can't afford to lose? Fortunately, I am quick-witted and saw through your tricks!" Zhao Lanlan looked at Li with vigilance. Li, she suspects that Lili is an undercover agent sent by the program group to punish them.

"You saw through, hahaha~" Lili rubbed her head, a little embarrassed.

So the Supergirl team could only accept the punishment obediently and settle their lunch by themselves.

Lily really wanted to yell at the director for being inhumane, and the program team had no conscience for resorting to such insidious moves. Knowing that their team was exhausted harvesting rice in the morning, they must be starving at noon, but they took advantage of others, ha ha!Program crew, I will remember this grudge!

The winning boys' team happily ate the sweet iced watermelon rewarded by the program group, and had to shriek in front of them, scraping and rattling, a group of men who deserved a beating!
In order not to be full, Lili led her teammates away from the dangerous melon-eating center and went for food.

"What can I eat? Are you going to steal food? Aren't you afraid of being chased and beaten?" Fang Ling really didn't understand these well-known entertainers. know what to do.

"Good stuff, of course you have to avoid the eyes and ears of the show crew and eat alone!" Lily smiled mysteriously.

The filming staff said that he was there, and your sneaky appearance has been recorded.

(End of this chapter)