Quick Travel: Cannon Fodder Guide to Survive

Chapter 18
The MV shooting of the theme song of the variety show is quite satisfactory. Several guests cosplay in different professional attire, hold props, and make signs of the same profession in front of the camera. Of course, special animation effects will be added in the later stage. Delicious food will be thrown in the empty pot, and there will be a fragrant animation mist.Each guest played several professions, which was quite fresh, and everyone laughed and filmed.

But Lily was the only one who kept wearing the clothes of a big white fat duck and stood aside as a background for the guests.Sure enough, she has no backstage now and is really miserable.

"Director Wu, I want to change my costume too!" Lili swayed the cumbersome big white fat duck from side to side, and came to the director with big begging eyes.

"Lily, you have to understand my arrangement. You are now the mascot of our program group! You are included in all the scenes, this is your preferential treatment, and you should be content!" Director Wu is indeed a thousand-year-old fox. After two sentences, Lili was speechless.

Lili smiled gently on the surface, and complained vigorously in her heart: What a ghost!Although the indoor shooting is air-conditioned, try wearing a doll costume!Let's see if you can still move freely. You can show your head with your duck mouth. It's cute at best, but stupid at worst!It seems that hard education has been put on her, which is not in line with the socialist core values ​​of equality and justice!
Lili finished filming, and she was very angry. The team members next door thought the fire was not big enough, so they came to add fuel, and pulled Lili to take selfies from the left and pose to the right. Lili's anger value immediately reached the critical value, and she couldn't help it Erupted.

As a result, Lily was furious the next second. A text message on her mobile phone reminded her that the remuneration for the recording of the first episode of the program had arrived. If you have money, it's easy to talk, so you are working as a worker!Money is real, nothing else matters.

Lili went home with Wang Jing in a good mood to pay her salary, and kept some of it for living expenses, and transferred all the rest to Wang Jing's account.

"You don't need to be in such a hurry to pay me back, keep some for yourself." Wang Jing saw the payment notification on his mobile phone, which was a bit complicated. He felt that someone was eager to pay off the debt as soon as possible and escape. This feeling was particularly unpleasant.

"It's only natural to pay off debts. I promised that I would pay off my debts little by little, and I would never renege on my debts. Don't worry, I will definitely save enough living expenses before transferring it to you. Accept it! This is a small step forward in my debt repayment plan." Step!" Lily explained her situation quite proudly.

"Okay!" Wang Jing had no choice but to close the interface for transferring money back. Once this person changes, she will never be the same as before!
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Lily's helmet commercial is about to start filming, and the screenwriter is definitely a fan of eating chicken, because this script is based on the setting of eating chicken game.

Lily was wearing a bullet plate helmet, protecting the dog's head, hiding in the blind spot of the room, holding a small pistol, and was afraid to go out to fight the enemy.This is also the case. A pistol with extremely weak lethality is useless. It cannot be shot in the head. If you shoot it out, you will only attract enemies. You cannot kill yourself, so you are in a dilemma.

The sound of the enemy's footsteps was getting closer and closer. Lili decided to fight to the death, tightened the helmet strap, and was about to rush out for a fight. She used the super bullet helmet to block the attack damage, and finally knocked it into the air with the iron head skill. all enemies.

Finally, when the lights came down, Lily took off her helmet, flicked her hair, smiled evilly, held the Bullet helmet in front of her, and fireworks rose behind her. The words on the fireworks read: Bullet helmet, your best choice for safe travel. .

"Good take! It's great!" The director clapped his hands full of praise, and Lili smiled awkwardly but politely. She found that this year's advertising directors are becoming more and more empty-handed, and each one is bigger than the other. , have to admire.

On the way home, Wang Jing remembered the scene of someone using the Iron Head Kungfu to knock a bunch of people into the air. It was so funny that he couldn't hold it back. When he saw Lili, he laughed.After laughing for several rounds, Lili got used to it, and she finally lowered the manager's cold smile, she
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"Duck!After the recording of the first period of "Beating a Worker", the rest interval is over, and the second period of work and occupation recording will begin soon.The second period of work experience is a farmer.

In summer, if fair-skinned working guests are allowed to bask in the sun, Director Wu is probably poisonous!

A group of guests stood at attention in a row, standing in front of the small farmyard, holding their respective suitcases in their hands. The camera scanned everyone, collecting their unloved expressions. Inhumane.

"Let's take a good rest today and work tomorrow! Everyone, come and eat some watermelon to reduce the fire!" Deputy Director Zhang is a sensible person who understands the grievances in the eyes of the guests, and warmly welcomes everyone to enter the room.

The guests were holding cold watermelons, and finally calmed down a little bit, but Director Wu, a blind guy, took advantage of the time when everyone was slicing watermelons, and explained the recording arrangement of this episode in detail.

Even eating a watermelon was uneasy, and all the guests turned black instantly, staring at someone resentfully.

Director Wu may be really short-sighted. He ignored everyone's grievances and talked about it with gusto: "This time we are giving everyone benefits for their hard work! Experience the farmhouse and feel the most primitive living conditions, how leisurely and comfortable it is! And the recent ones Isn’t the farmhouse variety show very popular? We are just playing on the sidelines, but our theme is more focused on reflecting the farmer’s profession itself. If we work together, we will definitely attract more viewers!”

Lili, one of the people who eat melons, feels that this melon is not sweet anymore. Director Wu is so impassioned, so he won't hold back his big move and wait for them!She was a little uneasy!
At 05:30 the next morning, the sky was only dim, and a burst of joyful old songs sang loudly, which instantly woke up all the guests. Everyone went downstairs with displeased faces, wishing they could rush up and smash that super annoying It is a pity that the live broadcast camera has been turned on, and violence cannot be openly used in front of the camera. Not only will it easily cause trouble for the upper body, but it may also spoil the young audience.

"Are you all here? Let's report the number!" Director Wu was already wearing rustic clothes and carrying a pocket, standing in front of everyone, with a solemn posture leading a military parade.

Waking them up early in the morning, what kind of formalism is playing, this director really deserves a beating!The guests looked at Director Wu with increasingly unfriendly eyes, and they still had to admit defeat, obediently reporting the number: "one", "two", "three", "four", "five"

All the guests gritted their teeth when they raised their voices. If voices could kill people, Director Wu would have been shocked to the point of bleeding from all his orifices.

Director Wu was waiting for the sixth guest to call out six, but he didn't arrive. He carefully observed the crowd and found that there was one missing. After recognizing all the guests, he found out that the person who was late was actually Lili.Some people dared to come in late for work and leave early under his nose, how courageous they were!
Everyone silently prayed for Lili, who didn't know what to do or what to do: ask yourself to be blessed!If you stay in bed, you should have the awareness to pay the price!

Angrily, Director Wu led the follow-up staff upstairs to knock on the door, wanting to record the scene of Lili playing big names as the highlight of the show, but after knocking for a long time, there was no response at all.

Director Wu asked the staff to take a spare key to open the door, but as soon as he opened it, he found that the room was empty and there was no one there.Director Wu scratched his head in confusion, why did people disappear out of thin air?It's rare to learn from the female guest last time that she quit the stall and escaped with leakage?
Director Wu panicked when he thought of this, how could he let Lili, the receiver, run away, and his show still depends on Lili's hot spot to make it popular?He immediately dialed the phone number of manager Wang Jing: "Manager Wang, your artist has disappeared, and there is no one in the room early in the morning. We still have to record!"

"Oh, don't worry, she'll just go out for a stroll, do some morning exercises, and she'll be back soon!" Wang Jing replied calmly.

Director Wu breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the explanation. Fortunately, he didn't run away. Unexpectedly, Lili was quite self-disciplined and went for a run early in the morning.

At this moment, there was noise from downstairs. Director Wu stood on the balcony and looked down, and saw Lili standing among the guests in high spirits.

"Hey, you guys are so early too? The music is very exciting. Are you going to do radio gymnastics together? It's a good habit, and everyone is responsible for exercising! I'll join in on whatever movements you've made!" Lily swayed to the dynamic music. Although this old song is earthy, it has the inner flavor of square dancing.

When the guests saw Lily suddenly appear at the gate of the courtyard, she walked in slowly with an innocent look on her face. Some of them were confused and chatted with everyone who had their sleepy eyes squinted. They didn't want to take any notice. This person would probably be filmed by the director later. Okay, stay away to avoid harming the fish in the pond.

"Lily, do you understand the rules? You didn't show up early in the morning, and you went out alone without telling the program team. If something goes wrong, do you want us to take the blame?" Director Wu held onto the balcony railing and smiled at the people below. Lily, who was twisting her body, roared furiously.

Lily was so frightened that her hair stood on end. She turned around mechanically, and as soon as she raised her head, she met Director Wu's cannibalistic eyes. She raised the corners of her mouth, waved her little paws, and greeted loudly: "Good morning! Director Wu! You're here with me." Does the balcony of the room have fresh air?"

Director Wu was stumped by Lili's ghostly brain. How would he explain it? He rushed into the artist's room rashly, wanting to have a rape in bed, bah!It was the bad behavior of catching a pig on the bed and photographing someone lying on the bed like a lazy pig, but it was a pity that the success fell short.He also ran early in the morning, more self-disciplined and active than anyone else!How can this be a lie?
"Your room faces south, the Feng Shui is good, and the view outside the balcony is even more amazing. Come up to observe and observe, and breathe in the aura of this mountain by the way!" The inscrutable expression of a person.

Lili smelled a business opportunity to make a fortune, and quickly put forward a mutually beneficial plan: "So I have such a good eye for picking rooms! You have been thinking about it, Director Wu. Do you want to exchange rooms, Director Wu? I will open a friendship with you." price!"

Director Wu twitched the corners of his mouth, why doesn't this person understand, he must have a sense of humor when joking?Let's talk about money, the whole house is rented by their program group, okay?It's her turn to earn the middleman's price difference!Believe it or not, drive people to live in a pigsty now?

"Director Wu, what do you think about it? You won't lose money. If you want to buy the right to use my room, hurry up. Good things are in hot demand, don't you think? Lin Luo!" Lily continued to urge people to place orders. He shouted upstairs and bumped Lin Luo with his elbow, who was still dazed and woke up next to him.

Lin Luo opened his eyes suddenly, and echoed forcefully: "Yes!"

"Director Wu, look, you have a competitor!" Lili was very satisfied with Lin Luo's cooperation, and shouted louder.

Director Wu really wanted to scold her, and there was no end to it. How could this Lili have no sense of propriety and self-knowledge in beating the workers, so she tricked her into her boss, and her skin was itchy.

Director Wu felt that his voice was almost hoarse when he yelled on the balcony. You must know that the sound of the music had to be louder than that super speaker to reach the ears of the people downstairs. It was really strenuous.He stopped playing, turned his head and exited the balcony, and hurried downstairs to reason with someone.

As everyone knows, the dialogue between ghosts and animals in the bombing divine comedy has been carefully recorded by Deputy Director Zhang. For the sake of ratings, he can only feel sorry for Director Wu. Director Wu should be able to forgive him.

(End of this chapter)