All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 373 422 Enjoy the Joy of Piloting a Spaceship

Chapter 373 422 Enjoy the Joy of Piloting a Spaceship

After staying in the company for a few minutes after returning, Shen Lang chose to go home early... He was too tired... He needed to rest~

[Task 'Enter the movie "Double Eyes" to solve the case': Completed! 】

"Emm... so the movie is called Shuangtong... I would never click on a movie whose name I don't understand... The plot is so good, it would be nice to call it the Murder Case of Zhenxianguan."

[Customer 'Wow Ka' didn't leave any message, left a reward and ran away. 】

"Damn it, I'm not a good person, but the client this time is a real dog!" Shen Lang was so angry that his brain was congested, and he foamed at the mouth, "It seems that the whole world is the same, and Cosmos also has such unqualified guys !"

There is a hair in the first level of rewards... at most tens of thousands of NT dollars...I was born to go to the bottom of the case to solve the case, so you give it here?Your operation is too much!
[The system detects that there are a large number of fake reviews by the customer 'Wow Ka', whether the host has appealed to fight for his own reasonable interests]

"Appeal! Appeal! Kill that Bi, he does it like this, who wants to go to the movie world to fight for his life in the future!" Shen Lang stood on the moral high ground Bibi crookedly, "We can't let such a piece of mouse shit mess up our entire universe peace!"

【The appeal is in progress... The result of the appeal will be replied within seven working days...】

"NICE! My task completion degree is at least the fourth and fifth rewards. He is fooling people like this, it is the worst!"

'Boom thump—'

There was a knock at the door,
"Zhoushen Express."

Shen Lang's expression brightened, and he quickly rushed to the entrance, "Here we come!"

"Have been received!"

"what?"

Shen Lang pushed open the door, but there was no one there, "Eh? Where's the person? No, where's my courier?"

[The other party will confirm receipt after detecting your exclusive biological wave]

"Oh...what about the goods?"

[Already placed at the entrance]

"Is it so wonderful? When I came here just now..." Shen Lang turned his face away, his voice stammered, "Didn't...see...see...say..."

"Hey! It's actually placed in the entrance! I'm so envious of this wall-penetrating skill!"

"But... Just put it in a cardboard box... Isn't it too childish?" There is a big boxy box standing next to the wall where the steps to take off the shoes in the entrance, visually it is a cardboard box... nothing unusual...

"Maybe the aliens specially made improvements to cater to our Shunfeng Zhongtong." Shen Lang rubbed his hands, and there was a universe-limited princess worth billions of divine horse coins inside!
Slowly opening the box, Shen Lang felt dazzling, "Sparkle! Too shiny! No...beautiful, too beautiful! She's still a silver-haired girl! It feels like she's opened an SSSR!"

Such a beautiful girl is simply not what mortals should have, and yes, she is not human...she is a robot...the overall structure is completely according to the golden ratio...although I don't know what the golden ratio is...

cough cough...

The girl in the box is tall, can you tell?Those long white silk legs, so fleshy, they are simply my favorite. The waist is slender, the front and back are curved, and the graceful figure is exquisite. She has a pretty mixed-race face, curved eyebrows, and bright eyes. , the clear black and white eyes are like dead wells... emm, there is indeed no spirit in her eyes...

The girl was wearing a black and white maid outfit, and Shen Lang silently gave a thumbs up to the alien brother, you still know how to play... The dress is a one-piece skirt, white silk pantyhose, and the top part deliberately reveals the career line... very spectacular...

"Oh, nosebleed and nosebleed." Shen Lang raised his neck and calmed down. He had seen such a beautiful one before, and it was the first time he had seen such a beautiful one. It seemed that this consumption was not cheating.

The robot girl in the box woke up, she stood up slowly, bowed to Shen Lang, and said: "..."

"Huh?" Shen Lang tilted his head, "What did you say?"

Machine Girl: "..."

【puff--】

"Huh? System brother, did you fart?"

【…】

"Hmph! You laughed out loud, didn't you! Tell me what happened!"

[This is a defective product, the sound function of the limited Ji is damaged and cannot make a sound]

"Paralyzed! Cooperate with me and buy a dumb back?"

【puff--】

"You're farting again~"

【…】

Shen Lang lay on the ground and didn't want to move anymore, "Everything is not going well this year, did I not read the almanac? The mission was skipped by the customer... buy a robot... and Nima is a defective product... I haven't posted it this day gone."

[The question has been submitted, and a special document will be delivered in a few days]

"Special items?"

[Procedures for changing limited princesses]

"Oh……"

Shen Lang let out a long breath, "That's okay, free refund within the validity period, I like it."

Looking angrily at the respectful silver-haired girl in front of him, Shen Lang couldn't think of how to educate her, after all, she was too pretty... It's a pity that she is dumb... I feel bad!
The silver-haired girl stretched out her little hand to signal Shen Lang to hold it, and she would pull herself up. Shen Lang was suspicious for a while, and then took her little hand... The texture is similar to that of a human being... It's warm...

Now that the goods have been received, let her do some work before replacing them, I am the owner of this guy!
Shen Lang said, "Go and clean the house."

The silver-haired girl: "..."

She wandered around with "De-Black"... After a while, she stood in front of the TV and watched the advertisement of the drink... She seemed to have realized something... She took the initiative to go to the refrigerator and brought me a can of Vita tea.

"Hey, IQ is quite high." Shen Lang rolled his eyes, "I want to drink something else..."

The silver-haired girl picked up the cup and walked into the bathroom aggressively. I watched her scoop a cup of Huang Zhanzhan's water out of the toilet with my own eyes...

Good guy!This is artificial mental retardation!
Shen Lang stopped her, and explained to her in detail that toilet water cannot be used, and that you can use a kettle to boil water for drinking, or go directly to the refrigerator and get me a can of beer.

Silver-haired girl: "………………"

Shen Lang blinked, "Your Dian Dian Dian is more than before, do you understand it or not?"

Sure enough, I still understood, the silver-haired girl took the initiative to boil the water, it's all right... not bad...

It's really lucky to think of it, thanks to the earth language in her system, otherwise I would be exhausted to start training from the language!
When it was night, the silver-haired girl suddenly clapped her hands. Under Shen Lang's puzzled gaze, she walked out of the balcony...then flew away...to the sky...became a star...and disappeared! WTF? !
Shen Lang licked his lips, "I'm meowing... I'm so meowing! Brother System, what are the chances that I'll shut down this broken inflatable doll production company?"

[It's the Abi route, the success rate is less than 0.00...1]

"shit!"

Shen Lang knelt down and scratched his head in pain——

The doll of Lao Lu and the portrait of Uncle Ying seem to be laughing beside him!
Damn it, you guys are obviously just figures, but you are so arrogant!
About half an hour later—

The silver-haired girl flew back again, and she held a bunch of strange cosmic creatures in her hand, some were black, some were white, some were yellow...every one looked very strange, the eyes were not eyes, the nose was not a nose, really weird ...and there are inexplicably many tentacles and unknown organs... vomit...the thief wants to vomit after seeing too much...

Maybe aliens feel the same way when they look at us...

After arguing with her for a long time, Shen Lang finally understood the intention of this artificial mentally handicapped...she wanted to cook dinner...

Cook food with alien friends! !Ghosts can eat it!
Shen Lang asked her to see Dongfang on the tip of her tongue, and she also let her destroy these ghost things. It would be terrible if it turned into a biological invasion. Those little monsters kept screaming and yelling, but Shen Lang didn't understand Meaning, then the silver-haired girl emits a heat source beam from her palm, and all these things evaporate and rise to the sky... Outstanding combat power...

After watching the food show, the silver-haired girl's cooking was full marks. Shen Lang ate so enthusiastically that he wished he had two more stomachs...

"Oh, it would be great if you weren't dumb." Shen Lang picked his teeth after dinner.

When I went to take a shower at night, I saw Shen Lang stripping his clothes, and the robot followed suit...

"Emm..." Shen Lang pondered.

"Hey!" He smiled wretchedly.

Mandarin duck bath...

how to say?So this is what it feels like to be a slave owner!It's really fun to have a maid who can do whatever she wants.

After giving orders at night, the silver-haired girl took the initiative to warm the quilt. At this time, Shen Lang flipped through the cardboard box again and looked at the instructions inside... There are only a few thin pages, but they can never be finished. My brother said that space science is used here, which greatly saves space...

Shen Lang felt that instead of using space science, it would be better to use a tablet for reading novels instead...

I read the explanation more or less, anyway, it’s just a bragging, how awesome is my own product, using the most advanced Zhoulan energy, the energy that is always full can make this product a perpetual motion machine, known as the product of the whole universe life system It has the strongest combat power in the world, and its strength is similar to that of the lowest-value first-tier warships, and higher than that of the second-tier mid-to-high-end warships.

To put it bluntly...she can't keep up with the combat effectiveness of the first-line battleships, and she can barely rank among the best in the combat effectiveness of the second-line battleships.

"Cut... so awesome, why don't you even know that the sound system is broken, so just send it to me." Shen Lang pouted his nose and asked, "Brother System, is our Earth's battleship system considered first-tier or second-tier?"

【…】

[The Milky Way and nearby galaxies...the warships are not up to the grade...one hundred lines...one thousand lines...ten thousand lines...one hundred thousand lines...]

"Forget it, I understand..." Shen Lang was smoking a cigarette tremblingly, "Our sharp spaceship can't even qualify for the [-]-line qualification, what the hell... what the hell happened to me just now! The sun has a top battleship?"

That's right... The second-tier warships in the universe are the fathers of our fathers... My God, I suddenly feel dizzy...

At night, Shen Lang went back to his room to sleep, and finally couldn't hold back...and experienced the feeling of driving a spaceship...

The next day—

Shen Lang woke up, the silver-haired girl held up the toilet brush and was about to stuff Shen Lang's mouth...

"No, no! This is for cleaning the toilet, not the mouth!"

The silver-haired girl: "..."

"Oh, I showed you that silly advertisement yesterday..."

There is a sand sculpture toilet brush advertisement, in order to prove that the toilet brush Dooli gives, directly brush teeth with a brush, brush the head with a brush, and brush the body with a brush... just did not clean the toilet... Take it.

"By the way, I have to give you a name."

"What should I call it?"

"Oh hoo...airplane...cup...cough cough..." Shen Lang patted his head, "You will be called Concubine Bei Ji from now on."

Concubine Bei blinked and nodded her head.

"So good, so good~" Shen Langrou rubbed her little head, "Except for facial paralysis and muteness, everything else is fine~"

Concubine Bei Ji: "..."

(End of this chapter)

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