All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 372 The 421 Return Returns!

Because the demands of all parties are different, the current situation has resulted. It is obviously useless for Xie Yali to use illusions to trick Shen Lang!
Waste of energy and time, no matter how good Xie Yali's manipulation is, with Shen Lang's heart...with Shen Lang's lazy heart...with Shen Lang's top-notch lazy heart...it is harder for him to kill people than to go to heaven...

If it's not necessary, Shen Lang sometimes doesn't even bother to do interpersonal communication... "Hey, do you want to have a shit date?" "Let's go!" These are obviously necessary interpersonal communication.

Oh, if you have time to stab a girl, why don't you go to an Internet cafe and play black games!
And... Xie Yali has no choice or dares to kill Shen Lang... If Shen Lang is killed, no one will kill her to help her become a fairy... This is an endless loop.

In the past days in the illusion, Xie Yali has more or less figured out Shen Lang's character, a typical slender straight man with cancer, if you have an appeal, just talk to him... Once you beat around the bush, he will not be able to guess anything ... It's not that he can't guess, it's just that he is too lazy to guess, and his heart is not here.

In any case, Xie Ya reasoned that the situation with the wind turned into a situation with the headwind. When coercion by force was meaningless, she could only obediently pretend to be a grandson, ah bah, pretend to be a granddaughter... Fortunately, Shen Lang also quite likes this kind of family happiness Yes, take what you need, don't mess with me, I can help you too...

In the world of movies... Shen Lang, Qingfang, and Huang Meimei have been together for a while, and they respect each other like guests and get along like a family.

The reason why Shen Lang refused to leave for so long was Huang Meimei who was most worried about her... This girl can't speak, but her fists are tough... If things go on like this, I'm afraid she will have to be sent to Muye Village to learn the mute language...

Uh-huh!In order to avoid such a stupid thing from happening, Shen Lang needs to rely on Xie Yali's power, each taking what he needs, one link after another... Everyone has different trump cards, and everyone's role is also different, so they can interact with each other. Reach meaningful agreements.

When dusk comes, the sunset is just beginning to bloom, and the rays of light are pouring down, falling on the undulating and unknown mountains in the distance, and between the mountainsides, mist is lingering, like golden clouds of smoke, ethereal and beautiful.

Taipei Primary School——

After the car parked, Shen Lang hugged Xie Yali in his arms. It felt like holding a doll... His body temperature was almost gone... There was no movement at all... Xie Yali just closed his eyes and rested. She is suitable for the crew to play the corpse, Others get [-] a day, but she gets at least [-] a day.

The school bell rang, and the golden light fell, and the children's heads were dyed with a golden halo, and they ran out the door laughing.

There are cute (silly) cute (forced) elementary school students approaching Shen Lang, they held hands together, danced all the way and taunted, "Shameless, hug your aunt on the road!" "Is Obasan dead?"

Among them are two male classmates with familiar faces,
What are they called Su Zhaobin and Huang Chengfeng...

Shen Lang opened his mouth and didn't know how to answer. The little devil over here... his mouth is really poisonous... When I was a child, I always saw adults respectful, "Hello, uncle, aunt, yo, together Buying a set, can you please...cough cough..."

Xie Yali endured the humiliation that she shouldn't have to bear at her age. Aunt, Aunt, and Obasan came together three times. Finally, she couldn't hold back anymore. She turned her head, opened her eyes, and her pupils appeared...

These little ghosts suddenly became dizzy, and ran to the house with a yell.

Lin Guang asked suspiciously, "What did you do?"

"It's nothing..." Xie Yali closed his eyes and said, "I let them see others in this life as their class teacher."

"Nani! It's too cruel..." Shen Lang realized something, and exclaimed in his heart, what the hell, isn't their homeroom teacher that fat pig... or the mother?

For the rest of their lives, everyone looks like their own female class teacher. It's too ruthless. There is no one who is more ruthless than this. This shows that they will marry a wife in the future, and they will also be the class teacher in their eyes... Ha... Awesome!
Shen Lang suddenly had infinite admiration for Xie Yali, a half-immortal is a half-immortal, I didn't understand this hand, because Sharingan is too strong!
When the students were almost gone, Shen Lang waited anxiously, why didn't Huang Meimei come out?Did she go back early?

Suddenly...a pink schoolbag was thrown out, I recognize it!This is my daughter's bag, is something wrong?

Then... the corners of Shen Lang's mouth turned crooked... Who do you look like?
Huang Meimei fought three strong little boys by herself, one against three, fighting from inside the campus to outside the campus, flashing and moving, lightning five consecutive whips, flying kicks, using strength... Huang Meimei's understanding of martial arts Very well done, these little boys fell for a moment...

One had his mouth scratched, one was kicked in the vital part, and another had three slap marks on his face... If you can't beat him, just be a bitch. They picked up Huang Meimei's schoolbag and threw it all over the sky.

"Oh! Dumb! Serve it right"

"Hey, dumb, it's all right... hiss... you dare to kick me there..."

"Hee hee, stupid dumb, you're good today, tomorrow I'll ask someone to clean you up."

Without waiting for Shen Lang to sway, Xie Yali half-supported his body, and the pupils in his eyes moved strangely. The three little boys were speechless for a moment, and the next second they realized that they were talking desperately, but they couldn't utter a single word...

"They will not be able to speak for the rest of their lives," Xie Yali said.

"Let's pass it..." Shen Lang was a little tangled.

"Then what do you think?"

"Let them not be able to speak in their next life."

Xie Yali suddenly realized, "No problem, as long as I become a fairy, they will only be dumb no matter how many times they are reincarnated."

This immortality is really powerful... Is this the so-called someone above me?
Huang Meimei was also hit just now. Xie Yali's method was very simple. He replaced the memory of her surprise with a soft one. Uncle A Yuan wanted to shoot, but Huang Huotu instantly turned into a Kamen Rider and flipped X through the air with one move. Kill kick kick over here...!A Yuan was kicked to the ground. Not long after, the surface of his body lit up with light... and exploded...

By the way, I changed Huang Meimei's memory of visiting the pathology specimen room. She never saw the body of Zhichuan Daochang left in the world... the dead baby...

After doing all this, the corners of Huang Meimei's mouth glowed with calmness, because the stone that suppressed her heart had been broken, "Ha...what happened to me recently?"

Xie Yali nodded, "It's okay, she can say..."

'puff--! '

Shen Lang backhanded the dagger into her chest,

Turning on the blood technique quickly sent her to the unoccupied public bathroom.

Xie Yali's face hurt, "Shen Lang... Did you act too fast..."

Shen Lang was speechless, "Isn't this what you always wanted?"

"But... But I'm not mentally prepared at all..." Xie Yali gasped, "Whoa! Whoa! I'm leaving! It's too late... You have to go with me too..."

"Ah?" Shen Lang suddenly felt weak all over, his brain was dizzy, very high, as if roaming in the universe, "You..."

"You acted so fast, I didn't even have time to detoxify you." Xie Yali held Shen Lang's hand, her eyes filled with tears, at this moment, she was more innocent than anyone else, "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, so... Don't be afraid, we have to be brave, let's go together..."

Xie Yali gradually lost his breath, and Shen Lang became dizzy and lost consciousness. When he woke up again...he was surrounded by smoke...the whole person flew to the sky...there were legends of the gods... There are hundreds of ways of Taoism... There are buildings [-] times more advanced than the 'Crown Bath Center'!
Xie Yali is dressed in neon clothes and feather clothes. Her appearance fluctuates. Sometimes she is a young Taoist nun in the previous life, and sometimes she is a perverted hot girl in this life. No matter which life...is her skin smooth and fair?

Shen Lang was wearing the same style of Uncle Jiu's yellow robe and celestial master's uniform, followed closely behind, why... is this going to become a fairy...

Daoist Priest Luo Fu said, "Wouldn't you think that you also have Dao fruit? Ollie is for fellow Daoists." Her voice in the previous life was very calm.

Shen Lang was stunned, "What the hell is Oli giving to Fellow Daoist?"

"The dao number you reported before entering the Tianshan Gate?"

"I reported Ollie to the Daoist number?"

"Um..."

Shen Lang swallowed his saliva, indeed, I was in a daze just now... It's normal to report Ollie... Xiba, Ollie to Daoist?Hurry up and return to the voyage... It doesn't matter if this fairy is wrong... I'm losing my life.

Shen Lang suddenly came to his senses, "No, no, no! I don't want to become an immortal, I want to go back... What will happen to Huang Huotu if I die? He still has his family!"

Daoist Luo Fu changed back to Xie Yali's appearance, and his voice was agile, "It's too late, join me in the immortal class, Ollie will be immortal."

"Don't... don't tell me... I want to commit suicide if I become a god like this..." Shen Lang turned around and desperately wanted to run back, but the endless wind prevented him from moving forward.

"Don't bother, this is the realm that everyone dreams of, you just need to accept it, Olijixian." Two voices came out of the woman's mouth at the same time, intertwined and confused.

'Ding--'

The elder brother of the system came through the air. This was the first time he saw his true face. It was because of the strong wind. In the endless wind pressure, there was a boxy thing like a tablet hanging in the air.

But... this is a transparent body... Without wind pressure, Shen Lang felt that he would never be able to guess what the system brother looked like in his life.

The system brother said: "The Zhoushen Express has been delivered. Please complete the task as soon as possible and sign for it. If there is any delay, I'm afraid you will have to pay delay fees. Even if you sell the earth, you won't be able to pay off the debt."

Shen Lang: "..." Paralyzed, this courier is really arrogant!
Daoist Luo Fu frowned slightly, "Who came to stop Shengxian?" After finishing speaking, he swung his hands and slapped the elder brother of the system... The fart didn't happen... Daoist Luo Fu must have been wilting at that time , "You can do whatever you want, I'm going to ascend to immortality." He left quickly.

The elder brother of the system didn't care, he just continued to urge Shen Lang, "Hurry up and finish the task!"

"What can I do, I am also very desperate, I am going to become a fairy now, I can't go back!" Shen Lang said, he must go back, as soon as I leave, Huang Huotu will be played to death by himself .

"That's it, this transparent square box that's blocking the ascension to immortality?" Taoist Master Luofu turned back again.

"What!" "Fellow daoists! Come on!" "Let's save Ollie to fellow daoists!"

"Grass!" Shen Lang cried...

All of a sudden, there are little doll immortals, old man immortals, sword immortals, hammer immortals, and the most outrageous... holding a salted duck egg in your hand and releasing it... the key is pretty awesome, the salted duck egg can evolve into a monster after it expands. Monsters of all kinds of fantasy colors... This is a summoner...

Everyone's attack hit the old brother of the system, it's still... nothing happened...

"Excuse me!" "A dead fellow daoist will not die a poor daoist!" "Oli, fellow daoist, save yourself!" "This is an extraterrestrial demon, it's too strong!"

Shen Lang: "..." "You immortals are only at this level."

The elder brother of the system didn't say a word, and flew in front of Shen Lang to help him resist the strong wind, just like that... lying down along the original road and winning back...

"call--!"

"Oh, the fresh air..."

Looking at the surrounding toilet environment...

"emm... oh, this fresh smell of shit..."

Shen Lang hurried to the gate of the primary school, while Huang Meimei was still picking up books on the ground, "One, two, three... what's left?" She spoke eloquently, even a bit talkative!
"Submit the task!" Shen Lang roared.

Huaguang flashed... Shen Lang returned...

And Huang Huotu also returned to his body in an instant, Shen Lang's recent memory will be adaptively integrated into his memory, making him think that this is his recent memory.

"Dad!" Huang Meimei ran over.

"Sister... Sister, you can talk!" Huang Huotu hugged his daughter, kissed and kissed happily, her little face was covered with saliva...

the other side--

Kevin and F4 of the mission hall worked together overnight to find the address of Zhenxian Temple. As a result, the Taoist priests moved the "real murderer" Lin Daosheng here early the next morning, saying that Xiaolin committed suicide in fear of crime, and even brought the last letter. , The letter was full of nonsense, saying how much I hated the society, and it would be settled by creating an anti-social personality... This unsolved case was finally solved...

Li Fengbo was so happy that he went to invite Yang Guimei to have a romantic relationship before he got off work... But Kevin was very upset, he felt that he had seen the same process of solving the case as many years ago... There was always a person who deliberately surrendered... the case Truth...untouchable...

In addition, a female body was found in a nearby bathroom. Because of this incident, there was a commotion in the surrounding area for a month. During that time, the girls did not dare to use the public toilet to go to the toilet.

The most important thing... Huang Huotu's family is back on track, and the three members of the family are more than loving. However, Qingfang will complain about Huang Huotu, saying that he is not as funny as before, and has turned back into a stuffy person.
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The storyline of Twin Eyes is over...

There are a few points to mention, in fact, the car model of Huanghuotu is 'volvo' Volvo, license plate number: EM-5092, I made a mistake, hehe; then, there is a little boy named Su Zhaobin, the name actually comes from the screenwriter ...

Shuangtong's script was written by Su Zhaobin, and there is a vulgar plot at the end that love never dies... No matter how you look at it, it feels that the overall quality of the movie is lowered... After all, this boss mainly focuses on romance movie scripts...

In the back of the film, there is a female reporter named Li Yunchan, her name is Li Yunchan, and she is also the assistant director of Shuangtong.

And then, Xie Yali's erratic voice... that's not the original sound... There is a special radio voice actor... The behind-the-scenes actress is called Cai Cande...

And the actor who plays Xie Yali is called Lin Han. Before 13 years ago, as an actor, he produced a movie every year. After 13 years, there is no big news... It seems that he started to be a director in 17... Upgraded from an actor to a director... …

By the way, the guy with the bald head is really called bald head, that's recorded in the cast list, hiss... I don't know what his parents think... 233
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