All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 371 420 Practicing Takeaway Skills in the Illusion

Falling into a world of illusions, Shen Lang didn't know at all that Xie Yali's illusions were ten thousand times, a million times more advanced than Chu Renmei's illusions, which were similar to ps, pr, and clipping...

This kind of worm-growing fungus attaches to the brain, and combined with Taoism of Master Luo Fu, a person will be brought into the illusion without knowing it.

and,

The harm suffered here... as long as the girl is willing... can be reflected on the outside body as it is... This is where Xie Yali is terrifying!

Here, she is a god, she is a king, she can easily control the life and death of others, of course...if it is not necessary...she will not use this power easily...

A cultivator like her... has a strong purpose!
Speaking of,
The insect-growing fungus feeds on the flesh of Xie Yali's abdomen, and they obey the girl's commands as a matter of course... No, Xie Yali just looks like a girl on the surface... In fact, deep down in his soul is a priest who has lived for hundreds of years!
In the illusion——

Because he was not hit by the system brother at the beginning, Shen Lang was forced to engage in the food delivery industry for his livelihood, and became a glorious delivery boy. He moved into the collective dormitory arranged by the company, and finally he didn't have to worry about having no place to sleep... Then Just come down and deliver food seriously!

I eat and eat Shaxian every day, brag with my roommates, think about what to look for in my next job when I am free, and occasionally be urged by my family to go back to my hometown to develop... Big cities are better than big cities, with convenient transportation and many girls. The restaurant is complete, there are many girls, there are many positions, and there are many girls...

The main reason is that you can see all kinds of white thighs. Shen Lang squatted in the famous Internet celebrity pedestrian street in T City and thought about it. Hehe." Shen Lang replied.

At the beginning of the month, I go to the bathing center with my friends, and at the middle and end of the month, I eat instant noodles willingly. I am both a worker and a fan...

However, food delivery is also divided into grades. For example, some customers are very slow to receive food, opening the door as if they are constipated... This is bad... There are also some customers who open the door on time and wait at the door, or the community does not allow them to enter , he was waiting at the gate of the community... This kind of thing is good...

And in Shen Lang's memory, there is such a kind of good, that is a girl with short hair, the food delivery place is on the eighth floor of the World Building, go straight to the first room on the right... the girl is always waiting at the door... when I Send the bag over, and she will say "thank you" softly.

Just ask, who would not like such a customer?

The girl's appearance is not picky, very sassy and A, it is a cool girl style that is more popular recently... To be honest, she is a bit like a tomboy, but she is also a tomboy with fair skin and beautiful body, especially her lips, pink Powdery, it looks soft.

Shen Lang would give the girl a haircut almost every once in a while, such as every three days... every five days... every four days... ah, why not put the four days in the middle?Well, this is not important...

I am a little surprised to deliver food to the same person with such high frequency, because I belong to the delivery staff of the wandering line. Today I deliver to the high-tech zone, tomorrow I may deliver to Renmin Road, and the day after tomorrow I may run to the south of the city to shake my shoulders. In short, where to deliver ...What order to accept depends on the mood...

Under such circumstances, it is a bit strange that it will be sent to the same place every few days. It seems that the location of this world building will change at any time...?
"Haha, how is it possible, I think too much." Shen Lang looked up at the building, stayed there for a while, then walked in, "I brought food to the beauty."

"You are Ms. Xie with phone number 2002." Shen Lang walked through the process silently.

"It's me, thank you." Xie Yali chuckled, took the bag, and wiped the back of Shen Lang's hand with his small hand as if nothing had happened.

Shen Lang didn't respond, just nodded, "I wish you a pleasant meal." After speaking, he was ready to leave.

Xie Yali: "..."

Xie Yali was really a little desperate. She added a lot of knowledge to Shen Lang's 2020 fantasy world. She finally knew that Shen Lang had a special term for this creature, and that was: titanium alloy straight man!If I flirt with you, in the eyes of the other party, I will only become... nothing!
For his goal of becoming a fairy, Xie Yali said loudly, "Don't go, I like you, let's date!"

Shen Lang froze for a moment, turned his face, frowned and looked at Xie Yali, pondered for a few minutes, and finally nodded, "Okay, let's add WeChat to each other."

Xie Yali: "..." This guy must have thought about it just now, definitely!I condescend to be your girlfriend, but you still think about it, it makes me mad!

Thousands of words converged into one sentence "Okay~"

So Shen Lang dated Xie Yali in a logical way, everything that should happen in daily life happened, shopping, watching movies, going to amusement park, etc... I am too lazy to describe it, it is very boring, just take off your clothes when you are in place... Too unqualified... Hehe, A woman will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword.

After dating for three months, Xie Yali felt that the time was ripe. She deliberately led Huang Mao Kaizi past him while Shen Lang was working.

"Who is he?"

"Don't worry about it!"

"No, I have to clarify this matter today!"

"Aren't you annoying, we're done!"

Like the cheesiest love story ever...NTR's kind...

At this moment, a blood-stained dagger appeared in Shen Lang's hand. Xie Yali's eyes widened. She had been waiting for this day for too long... If she became a scumbag, she could be stabbed to death by Shen Lang. She could be said to have wished for it. ah!

"Why do I have a dagger in my hand? It's strange..." Shen Lang scratched his head, threw the dagger aside, poked Huang Mao's chest with his finger and said, "You two, rat tail juice! Be careful when I come to you in the future Spit in the takeaway! Hmph!"

Xie Yali: "..." What the hell, isn't your way of revenge too childish?

Shen Lang rode away on his electric scooter, and still had to continue delivering food, and today he's a 'delivery man' again!
Huang Mao looked at Xie Yali and said with a wretched smile, "Then we..."

"Pfft—" Together with him, the heads of passers-by around were chopped off...the headless bodies were like fountains...spraying blood...Xie Yali was bathed in the feast of blood, but there was not a single drop of blood left on his body, Her expression was as if she had eaten a hundred catties of Ollie.
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The end of the illusion——

After Shen Lang woke up, he found himself squatting at the place where the stone tablet was erected before. The flood of memories just now was no different from a dream. He was reminiscing about it. It’s really strange. The inexplicable takeaway skills have been cultivated to perfection, and the blood in my body is boiling. ...I especially want to deliver food...

Xie Yali changed into long trousers and a long coat and appeared, her stomach was already bandaged!
"Fuck, Daoist Luo Fu, we will have a battle!" Shen Lang quickly put on the pose of Ip Man or Wing Chun.

"You are as tall as a horse!" Xie Yali couldn't stand up at all, and sat on the ground, cold sweat dripping from her forehead.

"Hey... I haven't seen you for a long time. I feel that you have become much weaker... Also, you have become more irritable..." Shen Lang glanced at the time, "Nani!" It was only halfway through when he entered the Temple of True Immortals It's only an hour, I clearly feel that several months have passed...at least four or five days...

In reality, Xie Yali is pitifully weak, otherwise she would not have asked believers to help her commit crimes. Her body is entangled in various diseases, and she in the real world can't beat anyone... But as long as she enters her hallucination... she No one can beat it!
Xie Yali stared at Shen Lang, "Shen Lang, you have no roots of affection at all."

"Oh... So those are all 'true'." Shen Lang laughed, "Master Luo Fu, you are really idle, actually setting up such a big game in the illusion."

"Shabi, do you understand love? In that case, you should stab me to death!"

"Love... I'm sorry, I haven't really loved anyone... I have fallen in love with someone... For example, No. 69, the ancient massage technician."

"..." Xie Yali felt that dating Shen Lang was the biggest mistake in her life. This man has gone out of the sky. What he wants is not a girlfriend... What he needs is a puppet toy that can stay by his side forever, such as... ...blow-up dolls...!
"Now that the words are out of the way, you also know that I am from another world. I came here just to do a mission... In fact, the mission has already been completed, and I came to find you just to discuss Taoism... emm ...It seems that I was only hanged and beaten, and you also sucked a lot of my soul, hehe...are you really a terrible cultivator?" Shen Lang said with emotion, "Since all you kill are people with utter inhumanity. Mandrill, I naturally won't have any plans for you, let's stop here for the exchange."

Xie Yali patted the ground, "Hiss..." Instead, she frantically shook her hands in pain, her physique was unusually weak, and she said, "If you don't kill me today, don't even think about leaving!"

Shen Lang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "What kind of unreasonable request are you talking about..."

Xie Yali tightly hugged Shen Lang's thigh, "Please, kill me, you can tell me to do anything! You can wrestle casually with this body."

Yarn... enjoy some wool... I don't know what's going on in your belly, besides...

Shen Lang really couldn't kick her because of affection, "No need, I have interviewed in the illusion, our bodies are not suitable at all... It will be bad for both of us if we get along for a long time..."

"I have a showdown with you. You have been tricked by me. You will not live long. If you don't kill me..."

Shen Lang frowned, "Then I'll submit the task and go back."

"do not--"

Xie Yali knew that Shen Lang was soft but not hard, so he thought for a while and said, "Just make a condition, how can you help me!"

"The conditions..." Shen Lang did think of something important and smiled evilly, "By the way, my daughter has been unable to speak. Can you help cure her?"

"If it's cured, you'll kill me?" Xie Yali blinked his big eyes, hoping.

"That's right, Director Lang said, it's hard to catch up with four horses!" Shen Lang nodded seriously.

Just walk away... Shen Lang hugged Xie Yali, a real waste, in the posture of a princess hug... Really, this Taoist priest is a super waste in reality... He can't even walk...

After leaving the lobby, a group of disciples discovered that Shen Lang had kidnapped a girl, they were all stunned, what the hell, when did our family have such a beautiful girl, Taoist Huang and Daoist Lin Jinwuzangjiao? !
Huang Yifeng stuck his neck and roared, "Hurry up and save Master!"

"Oh oh oh..." "Received!" "Come on!" The disciples became lively again.

"Save what! Don't save!" Xie Yali whispered softly, but every character hit the hearts of everyone present, "I have important matters to discuss with this fellow Taoist, and it's just a trip, Xiao Huang, you Never mind!"

"Yes! Master!" Huang Yifeng bowed respectfully without daring to ask, and the disciples behind him bowed in unison.

Xie Yali looked at Lin Daosheng lying on the corpse and sighed, "You and I are destined. When I become a fairy, I will give you a hand..." After a pause, she said, "Let Xiao Lin bear all the crimes. You are all right, I am going, I am afraid that we will only meet in the middle of a dream when we meet in the future."

It means: Haha, I’m going to become a fairy, I’ll give you dreams to communicate and exchange feelings from time to time~
Huang Yifeng whispered, "Are you finally going to succeed?"

Xie Yali nodded, "The secret must not be revealed."

"Oh!" Huang Yifeng's eyes showed a look of admiration. He became a Taoist disciple in order to become a fairy, and his master became a fairy, so he turned around and gave him a hand... It was not easy.

Shen Lang murmured, "I am the last ring, when I kill her, she will become a fairy."

Xie Yali stared at Shen Lang, everyone stared at Shen Lang, his heart was ups and downs like a roller coaster, especially Huang Yifeng, he whispered, "If all this is true, master needs to use this to become a fairy. Lin Daosheng was killed by him just now... Lin Daosheng has already become a fairy before his master?"

Huang Yifeng looked at the dead Lin Daosheng enviously, and he almost knelt down in front of Shen Lang and shouted, "Please, please kill me as well..."

Shen Lang smiled brightly, it was so fun here, killing people is not a sin, it is called helping you become an immortal! 233~
(End of this chapter)