All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer
Chapter 374 Chapter 423 The Story of Concubine Bei Ji
Chapter 374 Chapter 423 The Story of Concubine Bei Ji
After getting along with each other for a few days, Shen Lang found that this girl was really nice. She wasn't noisy or annoying. She wouldn't ask to buy this or that, and she wouldn't want me to accompany her when shopping... Maybe she can't speak, which is a bonus...
Every day after going to work by herself, Shen Lang observes through the pet monitor at home (it comes with the house). Concubine Bei is diligently cleaning the house every day, washing clothes and cooking. After finishing the housework, she watches TV and learns about the earth Knowledge……
It is worth mentioning that when the mechanical girl was shopping for vegetables for the first time, Shen Lang was not at ease, so she quietly followed her.
Sure enough...Because Concubine Bei Ji was wearing a maid outfit, she was entangled by hooligans on the way.
Shen Lang was just about to go up and pretend to be a wolf with a big tail and come out to save the beauty, but Concubine Bei raised her hand and squeezed the three hooligans into blood balls...
Three living people were forcibly squeezed into a ball by external forces. This technique...I can't even understand...the skin, flesh, tendons, and bones were crushed...and finally they were forcibly squeezed into a ball of flesh and blood that was no bigger than a basketball...
"Hiss—" Shen Lang sucked in a breath of cold air, so... the possibility of this girl being bullied is negative...
Fortunately, Concubine Bei knew that I like to eat clean meat, so she didn't bring this ball of flesh and blood home for cooking, which almost became a psychological shadow in my life.
By the way, that ball of rotten meat is still piled in the public trash can. I think anyone who sees it will think it is dead pork... Safe and safe... Don't make a fuss about the lives of a few scum.
When Concubine Bei Ji was shopping for groceries, Shen Lang remembered that she hadn't given her money, and sure enough... she ran away after taking the things... she was a habitual offender!The owner of the butcher shop was impatient, Shen Lang hurriedly apologized, and Concubine Bei slipped back, showing no embarrassment on her face.
"Little girl, you're gentle and cosplaying, you're refreshing but sneaky, you even dare to blacken my pork belly!" These are the original words of the boss.
After Bei Jifei broke the ribs in half in front of him, the boss said, "If you don't charge, don't charge, just make friends... haha..."
Later, in order to solve the payment problem, I bought a mobile phone for Bei Jifei, the latest model from Huawei. She hacked the system to create an identity certificate for herself. I paid [-] to her balance every month as food expenses...
Everything is fine, that's right... She seems to have an obvious disdain for her low-level machine friends.
Why do you disdain the law?I bumped into her several times trying to break her new phone... This is the pride of a mechanical girl... Hmm... It seems that I must protect my phone... This girl is not jealous of people, but she is jealous of machines. of vinegar…
Having mastered the modern superpower of scanning QR codes to pay, Bei Jifei went to buy fresh vegetables every day and cooked delicious breakfast and dinner for Shen Lang... She had lunch at the company, so she didn't have to worry about it.
Shen Lang and Concubine Bei Ji made an agreement. They can hurt people, but they can't kill them. Next time they meet a hooligan, they can just hit them until they lose their memory. Everything has to be done in moderation.
Concubine Bei said: "..."
I think she should understand it.
On the fourth day of getting along, Shen Lang couldn't wait to invite Liu Xiaoxiao and a few female colleagues from the company to the women's clothing store to buy clothes. Concubine Bei Ji, who is 175 and tall, looks good in anything, but we don't know what clothes girls should wear, so we called Female colleagues help, even if they make fun of them and say 'I have a girlfriend', it doesn't matter...
I can't let Concubine Bei walk around in a black and white maid outfit all day long... She doesn't think it's embarrassing, but I do... The aunts and uncles downstairs have already started talking, "Do you know~" "Yes~" "Xiaolang who lives upstairs, he actually plays MS!" "That's right, super perverted, he actually let his foreign girlfriend dress like that to go out."
Whenever Shen Lang hears these old people's words, there will be a black line on his forehead... That is an original and custom-made fashion... What can I do?
Clothes issues, payment issues, and common sense issues have all been settled for the time being. Concubine Bei Ji is in charge of helping me clean my daily life with a 'removal of black'. She doesn't have to go shopping, and she will always obey me. His actions have already made me feel the comfort of being an emperor.
And then...
Shen Lang saw female students on the road, licked his lips, and went to a certain treasure to buy jk female student uniforms...
Shen Lang saw a mature working girl in the coffee shop, he nodded, and went to Pin Xixi to buy an OL uniform...
Shen Lang saw a bunny girl video on a certain website, he wiped his nosebleeds, and went to the link below to buy a sexy uniform...
In short, it is very convenient to have a beautiful girl at home. How much massage fee is saved every month? Not to mention, the key point is that Concubine Bei Ji doesn't consume electricity or eat. Besides working, she just serves me. This... the best in the world ...
On the sixth day——
Shen Lang was lying on the lap of the silver-haired girl like a disabled person. Concubine Bei Ji fed him milk and food with a blank expression. No matter what Shen Lang did, the other party would not waver in the slightest. This is the result of artificial technology. Strength!Awesome!
【Appeal succeeded】
"Nani!" Shen Lang hurriedly stood up, "Is my reward back?"
[Confirmed user 'Waka' used fake reviews to fool adventurers]
[User 'Waka' was deprived of ordering permission - three months]
[The host's rewards are reset]
"NICE! Good people deserve good rewards!"
【Unlock a reward】
Shen Lang's eyes froze instantly, "It's still a reward for a long time..."
After a while—
Shen Lang's hand-made cabinet has an extra delicate Taoist model model. The overall structure is built according to the "True Immortal Temple". The statue of Uncle Ying and the model of Lao Lu are standing next to the Taoist temple. Shen Lang throws them in... emm... I can let it go... I feel like I'm playing house wine...
"Old Lu, it's winter, let me have an orange."
"Okay, Brother Yong."
Lao Lu took out his pocket and handed Shen Lang sweet and sour oranges.
"Well, well, it feels like Uncle Ying is even more dazzling inside..."
There are wisps of cigarettes lingering in the Taoist temple, and there is a hint of immortality in my house. According to the elder brother of the system, this is a good reward...
With the blessing of the True Immortal Temple (model), your practice at home will be twice the result with half the effort. For example, one day, you and Uncle Ying practiced for two hours to increase your cultivation level by one day. Because of the existence of the True Immortal Temple, this cultivation level can be regarded as an increase of one and a half days... …
In other words, as long as you live here, even if you don't practice, with the existence of the True Immortal Temple (model), he will subtly enter the state of cultivation, although it can only increase your cultivation for half a day...but this is already a PLUS!
Shen Lang carefully felt the 'surging' energy in his body... emm... he didn't feel anything at all... something like cultivation increases a little bit every day... it increases a little bit every day... Only by accumulating over time can one reach a higher level.
'Boom thump—'
There was a knock on the door...
"Zeus Express!"
Shen Lang unleashed his blood skills in seconds, flew out, and opened the door with lightning speed. Outside stood a green frog man... a frog face, wearing a tight blue uniform, and sticky frog hands... To be honest, I kind of regret watching it... Ugh...
"Signed for it!" After speaking, the frog boy disappeared into the air.
"Oh, hot eyes..." Shen Lang turned around and found that there was another small cardboard box in the entrance, and there was a receipt letter in it. It was a letter, but it was actually similar to a tablet with a touch screen. The nature is limited, and I can only reply to the official news...
The letter said, "From the official recycling management department of Abi Airlines, Mr. Shen Lang, I am very sorry to bring you an unpleasant shopping experience. We will urgently recall and destroy the products, and order better ones for you... Thousands of words are omitted below. , agree or not, please give a reply...'
Concubine Bei just stood silently beside Shen Lang, holding a bag of milk in one hand and pancakes in the other, her expressionless face, without any unnecessary movements.
Destroy... Sigh... Well, I thought it would be fine to take it back and repair it... Destroy?Too much!
Shen Lang looked at Concubine Bei Ji, then at the list, feeling embarrassed.
This night... Shen Lang didn't let Concubine Bei Ji sleep in... The mechanical girl stayed alone in the living room... She watched TV all night with dull eyes...
The next day—
Shen Lang said, "Huh, I went to work."
Concubine Bei Ji: "..."
While cleaning the bedroom, Concubine Bei accidentally saw the receipt letter in the trash can. This high-tech product is automatically discarded after use, and its current appearance is no different from a transparent plastic plate.
Concubine Bei looked at the receipt, as if the receipt was also looking at her. It lasted three hours... It was twelve o'clock at noon... Concubine Bei slowly took the receipt out of the trash, sliding her little hand slowly, Zhou Lan The energy permeates into the receipt bit by bit...
She slowly closed her eyes, and in the dense data flow, Concubine Bei saw Shen Lang's reply, "Thank you for writing me to inquire about your company's busy schedule, but I am very satisfied with the current super intelligent maid products, so Just keep it as it is, no need to replace it. '
A group of wild geese passed by outside the window, and they dragged their families and flew to the southeast...
The silver-haired girl opened her eyes, put the receipt back, and looked at the blue sky outside the window... There was a little sparkle in her eyes...
Concubine Bei Ji: "..."
Shen Lang came home at night, opened the door and asked, "Huh? The people at the rookie station said that a silver-haired beauty took the courier. Concubine Ji, you went to get it?"
"This……"
The silver-haired girl in front of her has changed into a cheongsam uniform, and she still wears silly dog ear decorations on her head. That's right... This is the miniskirt business line cheongsam that Shen Lang ordered from a certain platform... The other conscientious manufacturer even gave it away Dog ear ornament.
Concubine Bei Ji: "..."
Shen Lang: "..."
What's wrong with this girl?Something went wrong?I haven't made such a request yet.
Suddenly she jumped up,
"Wow..." Shen Lang was taken aback.
Later, Concubine Ji came close to her...
kiss me i...
"Chirp, chirp... huh? When did you become so active?"
The wrestling business cannot stop——
For this dream,
To fight to the end.
(End of this chapter)
After getting along with each other for a few days, Shen Lang found that this girl was really nice. She wasn't noisy or annoying. She wouldn't ask to buy this or that, and she wouldn't want me to accompany her when shopping... Maybe she can't speak, which is a bonus...
Every day after going to work by herself, Shen Lang observes through the pet monitor at home (it comes with the house). Concubine Bei is diligently cleaning the house every day, washing clothes and cooking. After finishing the housework, she watches TV and learns about the earth Knowledge……
It is worth mentioning that when the mechanical girl was shopping for vegetables for the first time, Shen Lang was not at ease, so she quietly followed her.
Sure enough...Because Concubine Bei Ji was wearing a maid outfit, she was entangled by hooligans on the way.
Shen Lang was just about to go up and pretend to be a wolf with a big tail and come out to save the beauty, but Concubine Bei raised her hand and squeezed the three hooligans into blood balls...
Three living people were forcibly squeezed into a ball by external forces. This technique...I can't even understand...the skin, flesh, tendons, and bones were crushed...and finally they were forcibly squeezed into a ball of flesh and blood that was no bigger than a basketball...
"Hiss—" Shen Lang sucked in a breath of cold air, so... the possibility of this girl being bullied is negative...
Fortunately, Concubine Bei knew that I like to eat clean meat, so she didn't bring this ball of flesh and blood home for cooking, which almost became a psychological shadow in my life.
By the way, that ball of rotten meat is still piled in the public trash can. I think anyone who sees it will think it is dead pork... Safe and safe... Don't make a fuss about the lives of a few scum.
When Concubine Bei Ji was shopping for groceries, Shen Lang remembered that she hadn't given her money, and sure enough... she ran away after taking the things... she was a habitual offender!The owner of the butcher shop was impatient, Shen Lang hurriedly apologized, and Concubine Bei slipped back, showing no embarrassment on her face.
"Little girl, you're gentle and cosplaying, you're refreshing but sneaky, you even dare to blacken my pork belly!" These are the original words of the boss.
After Bei Jifei broke the ribs in half in front of him, the boss said, "If you don't charge, don't charge, just make friends... haha..."
Later, in order to solve the payment problem, I bought a mobile phone for Bei Jifei, the latest model from Huawei. She hacked the system to create an identity certificate for herself. I paid [-] to her balance every month as food expenses...
Everything is fine, that's right... She seems to have an obvious disdain for her low-level machine friends.
Why do you disdain the law?I bumped into her several times trying to break her new phone... This is the pride of a mechanical girl... Hmm... It seems that I must protect my phone... This girl is not jealous of people, but she is jealous of machines. of vinegar…
Having mastered the modern superpower of scanning QR codes to pay, Bei Jifei went to buy fresh vegetables every day and cooked delicious breakfast and dinner for Shen Lang... She had lunch at the company, so she didn't have to worry about it.
Shen Lang and Concubine Bei Ji made an agreement. They can hurt people, but they can't kill them. Next time they meet a hooligan, they can just hit them until they lose their memory. Everything has to be done in moderation.
Concubine Bei said: "..."
I think she should understand it.
On the fourth day of getting along, Shen Lang couldn't wait to invite Liu Xiaoxiao and a few female colleagues from the company to the women's clothing store to buy clothes. Concubine Bei Ji, who is 175 and tall, looks good in anything, but we don't know what clothes girls should wear, so we called Female colleagues help, even if they make fun of them and say 'I have a girlfriend', it doesn't matter...
I can't let Concubine Bei walk around in a black and white maid outfit all day long... She doesn't think it's embarrassing, but I do... The aunts and uncles downstairs have already started talking, "Do you know~" "Yes~" "Xiaolang who lives upstairs, he actually plays MS!" "That's right, super perverted, he actually let his foreign girlfriend dress like that to go out."
Whenever Shen Lang hears these old people's words, there will be a black line on his forehead... That is an original and custom-made fashion... What can I do?
Clothes issues, payment issues, and common sense issues have all been settled for the time being. Concubine Bei Ji is in charge of helping me clean my daily life with a 'removal of black'. She doesn't have to go shopping, and she will always obey me. His actions have already made me feel the comfort of being an emperor.
And then...
Shen Lang saw female students on the road, licked his lips, and went to a certain treasure to buy jk female student uniforms...
Shen Lang saw a mature working girl in the coffee shop, he nodded, and went to Pin Xixi to buy an OL uniform...
Shen Lang saw a bunny girl video on a certain website, he wiped his nosebleeds, and went to the link below to buy a sexy uniform...
In short, it is very convenient to have a beautiful girl at home. How much massage fee is saved every month? Not to mention, the key point is that Concubine Bei Ji doesn't consume electricity or eat. Besides working, she just serves me. This... the best in the world ...
On the sixth day——
Shen Lang was lying on the lap of the silver-haired girl like a disabled person. Concubine Bei Ji fed him milk and food with a blank expression. No matter what Shen Lang did, the other party would not waver in the slightest. This is the result of artificial technology. Strength!Awesome!
【Appeal succeeded】
"Nani!" Shen Lang hurriedly stood up, "Is my reward back?"
[Confirmed user 'Waka' used fake reviews to fool adventurers]
[User 'Waka' was deprived of ordering permission - three months]
[The host's rewards are reset]
"NICE! Good people deserve good rewards!"
【Unlock a reward】
Shen Lang's eyes froze instantly, "It's still a reward for a long time..."
After a while—
Shen Lang's hand-made cabinet has an extra delicate Taoist model model. The overall structure is built according to the "True Immortal Temple". The statue of Uncle Ying and the model of Lao Lu are standing next to the Taoist temple. Shen Lang throws them in... emm... I can let it go... I feel like I'm playing house wine...
"Old Lu, it's winter, let me have an orange."
"Okay, Brother Yong."
Lao Lu took out his pocket and handed Shen Lang sweet and sour oranges.
"Well, well, it feels like Uncle Ying is even more dazzling inside..."
There are wisps of cigarettes lingering in the Taoist temple, and there is a hint of immortality in my house. According to the elder brother of the system, this is a good reward...
With the blessing of the True Immortal Temple (model), your practice at home will be twice the result with half the effort. For example, one day, you and Uncle Ying practiced for two hours to increase your cultivation level by one day. Because of the existence of the True Immortal Temple, this cultivation level can be regarded as an increase of one and a half days... …
In other words, as long as you live here, even if you don't practice, with the existence of the True Immortal Temple (model), he will subtly enter the state of cultivation, although it can only increase your cultivation for half a day...but this is already a PLUS!
Shen Lang carefully felt the 'surging' energy in his body... emm... he didn't feel anything at all... something like cultivation increases a little bit every day... it increases a little bit every day... Only by accumulating over time can one reach a higher level.
'Boom thump—'
There was a knock on the door...
"Zeus Express!"
Shen Lang unleashed his blood skills in seconds, flew out, and opened the door with lightning speed. Outside stood a green frog man... a frog face, wearing a tight blue uniform, and sticky frog hands... To be honest, I kind of regret watching it... Ugh...
"Signed for it!" After speaking, the frog boy disappeared into the air.
"Oh, hot eyes..." Shen Lang turned around and found that there was another small cardboard box in the entrance, and there was a receipt letter in it. It was a letter, but it was actually similar to a tablet with a touch screen. The nature is limited, and I can only reply to the official news...
The letter said, "From the official recycling management department of Abi Airlines, Mr. Shen Lang, I am very sorry to bring you an unpleasant shopping experience. We will urgently recall and destroy the products, and order better ones for you... Thousands of words are omitted below. , agree or not, please give a reply...'
Concubine Bei just stood silently beside Shen Lang, holding a bag of milk in one hand and pancakes in the other, her expressionless face, without any unnecessary movements.
Destroy... Sigh... Well, I thought it would be fine to take it back and repair it... Destroy?Too much!
Shen Lang looked at Concubine Bei Ji, then at the list, feeling embarrassed.
This night... Shen Lang didn't let Concubine Bei Ji sleep in... The mechanical girl stayed alone in the living room... She watched TV all night with dull eyes...
The next day—
Shen Lang said, "Huh, I went to work."
Concubine Bei Ji: "..."
While cleaning the bedroom, Concubine Bei accidentally saw the receipt letter in the trash can. This high-tech product is automatically discarded after use, and its current appearance is no different from a transparent plastic plate.
Concubine Bei looked at the receipt, as if the receipt was also looking at her. It lasted three hours... It was twelve o'clock at noon... Concubine Bei slowly took the receipt out of the trash, sliding her little hand slowly, Zhou Lan The energy permeates into the receipt bit by bit...
She slowly closed her eyes, and in the dense data flow, Concubine Bei saw Shen Lang's reply, "Thank you for writing me to inquire about your company's busy schedule, but I am very satisfied with the current super intelligent maid products, so Just keep it as it is, no need to replace it. '
A group of wild geese passed by outside the window, and they dragged their families and flew to the southeast...
The silver-haired girl opened her eyes, put the receipt back, and looked at the blue sky outside the window... There was a little sparkle in her eyes...
Concubine Bei Ji: "..."
Shen Lang came home at night, opened the door and asked, "Huh? The people at the rookie station said that a silver-haired beauty took the courier. Concubine Ji, you went to get it?"
"This……"
The silver-haired girl in front of her has changed into a cheongsam uniform, and she still wears silly dog ear decorations on her head. That's right... This is the miniskirt business line cheongsam that Shen Lang ordered from a certain platform... The other conscientious manufacturer even gave it away Dog ear ornament.
Concubine Bei Ji: "..."
Shen Lang: "..."
What's wrong with this girl?Something went wrong?I haven't made such a request yet.
Suddenly she jumped up,
"Wow..." Shen Lang was taken aback.
Later, Concubine Ji came close to her...
kiss me i...
"Chirp, chirp... huh? When did you become so active?"
The wrestling business cannot stop——
For this dream,
To fight to the end.
(End of this chapter)
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