All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 11 Chapter 11 The uncle's first kiss was a zombie
In terms of being funny, the red-nosed Martial Uncle Chen's funny attribute is more powerful. Shen Lang made up his mind and followed the Martial Uncle into the offering hall again.

"The demons are dancing wildly."

"You two boys are really worrying!"

You say a word to me,
Uncle Jiu and Uncle Shi stepped forward,

Qiu Sheng pretended to be a zombie and ran towards Uncle Jiu.

Shen Lang quickly reminded, "Master, don't hit me! That's Qiu..."

Still haven't had time,
The uncle raised his hand to hold Qiusheng's arm,
Uncle Nine directly punched Qiu Sheng down,
Uncle Shi took advantage of the opportunity to step on Qiu Sheng's face with his Hong Kong feet that he hadn't washed in [-]!
Shen Lang covered his face in embarrassment, "Qiu Sheng, you are too miserable..."

Qiu Sheng was so smoked that there were stars in his eyes and he shouted for help, "Master, it's me! And uncle, your feet are too smelly!"

The uncle let go of his feet and said proudly, "What do you know, this is the charm of a man!"

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 8/100]

Uncle Jiu shook his head again and again, "It's not enough to succeed, it's more than failure!"

Let go of Qiu Sheng, Uncle Nine, Uncle Shi, and Shen Lang form seals together!
Uncle Jiu is right-handed.

Uncle Shi is left-handed.

After printing, I always feel that something is wrong...

Shen Lang reminded, "Master, open your fingers."

Uncle Master coughed dryly, "Ahem...I know...just to show you guys a wrong example!"

Then the three of them bit their fingers together,
Use fingertip blood to seal the action of zombies!

Shen Lang bit it, but it didn't break through, but his finger hurt badly, "Hiss... It was easy to bite in the movie... It was so difficult when it was my turn."

The uncle gave Shen Lang a blank look, "Wen Cai, can you do it? If you can't, then don't get in the way."

Shen Lang shook his heart,
Successfully bit the middle finger with tiger teeth,

Blood dripping from fingertips...

In fact, after biting it, it didn't hurt so much.
The main thing is to see if people have the courage to actually bite it.

Uncle Jiu said calmly, "Wen Cai, why are you biting your finger?"

Shen Lang was stunned, "Help subdue the zombie?"

Uncle Jiu sighed, "You are not good at learning, you are not good at Taoism, and your blood can't do anything."

Shen Lang was completely speechless...

I desperately bit my finger...

What is the picture?

[Funny value plus 2, currently 10/100]

But the zombies still have to be subdued,

The eight zombies smelled human breath,
Jumping up and down...

They're not very flexible.

And the speed is surprisingly slow!
Uncle Jiu and Uncle Shi took the lead,
Stretched his legs and kicked over two zombies that came,

Shen Lang flicked his fingers,

Let's fight behind the uncle,
By the way, collect a lot of funny values~
The uncle grabbed a zombie's arm,

Point your backhand between the brows of the opponent,
The zombie then froze and remained motionless.

Shen Lang watched in amazement,
You may not notice much when watching a movie,
The body of the clicked zombie was actually tilted,
The whole person leaned in the air but didn't fall down!
It seems that as long as it is touched by the fingertip blood of a cultivator,

Zombies can no longer move no matter what posture they are in.

Uncle Master's attack was effective.
Accidentally when I got up,
The rushed zombie was strangled by the neck,
The uncle stuck out his painful tongue, "Ahem...Wen Cai help..."

"it is good!"

Eager to save people,

Shen Lang went up and kicked the zombie angrily.
As a result, the opponent's claws tightly strangled the uncle's neck,

This zombie was kicked to the ground with the uncle,

At this time, the zombie is below, and the uncle is above.
Two big men, no, one with a stiff mouth touching each other intimately.

"Ahem...Damn it! Wencai, you bastard!"

Shen Lang couldn't even look at it, his eyes are too hot, is it a male-to-male version of a deadlock?
"Sorry, sorry."

Uncle turned over,

A finger poked on the forehead of the zombie,
Finally, the zombie who deprived him of his first kiss was given a hold.

[Funny value increased by 3, currently 13/100]

Shen Lang murmured, "The collection of funny values ​​is really bad fun..."

After spitting and wiping his mouth, Master Uncle didn't bother to talk nonsense with Shen Lang, because Uncle Jiu had already killed madly in the altar, and those poor zombies were beaten to pieces by Uncle Jiu.

'Boom~'

A young zombie was slapped flying by Uncle Jiu's powerful palm, and the altar table was smashed by him in the next second.

The uncle looked worried, "Brother, you have to be merciful!"

After rushing over in three steps, the zombie squatting on the ground had a lot of bones and muscles broken, and even its hands were dislocated.

The uncle squatted on the ground wanting to cry without tears, and played with the weak claws of the zombie cub, "Brother, you have hit too hard, you have beaten them into boneless chicken feet..."

Uncle Jiu said nothing, stood up and fought again,

Flying and kicking over a zombie that was trying to escape,

"Wow! Senior brother! You don't need to act, just let me do it!"

Uncle Master quickly dragged the zombie back by its legs.
Only then could he avoid Uncle Jiu's next punch.

Shen Lang has never been idle,

Fighting zombies in advance is also good for accumulating experience.

Shen Lang grabbed the last zombie,
After a sea meal, I didn't feel any difficulty.

It's just that my hands hurt a little...

Shaking his red fists,

Shen Lang bared his teeth in pain,

"It feels like all my fists are hitting the wall. The defense of these zombies is too abnormal."

The uncle was excited again, "Wen Cai! Stop it! These are all my valued customers!"

He rushed over to snatch away the zombie, and made a mistake. When the uncle poked his finger, the zombie bit back and caught the uncle's finger!

Uncle Jiu sighed,
He personally stepped forward and poked the zombie's forehead,

"Junior brother, they are inhumane and don't need to be merciful."

The zombie fell down, and a false tooth fell out of its mouth, the uncle looked at the thing caught on his finger, quite speechless, "Ah...the one with false teeth...Damn it, I will help you, but you still bite me. "

Whoosh, whoosh... [Funny value 17/100]

The uncle complained, "The limbs are complete, but the objects are not in order. Brother, how do you ask me to explain to the owner when the time comes."

Uncle Chen is engaged in the business of expelling zombies.
It is his task to send these zombies back to their hometown,

This is a great task, and the transportation was inconvenient in that era,

Sometimes it seems so difficult to return the fallen leaves to their roots...

Uncle Jiu glared at Qiusheng, "Qiusheng, why are you standing there? Come and help when you've changed your clothes! Such a grown-up man still likes to play tricks!"

Qiu Sheng walked over with his head down, "Oh..."

Four people work together,
Quickly relocated the eight wretched zombies,

Light the ever-burning lamp, stick the talisman paper,

Another eight obedient and sensible zombies.

Shen Lang muttered softly, "No blame, no blame, I offended you just now, if you have any grudges, go to Qiu Sheng."

Qiu Sheng pushed Shen Lang, "You... Wen Cai, I found that you have become bad recently!"

"Hehe~"

The uncle put on the bright yellow celestial master uniform,

holding up a banner and complaining,

"You two bastards are just having fun, do you need to make fun of my client?"

"Okay, there's no need to explain. I'm leaving. If I stay any longer, my client will be torn apart by you before he is buried."

Uncle Jiu was also a little embarrassed, "Junior Brother, please stay for a few more days."

"Okay, okay, brother, there will be a period later!"

"Okay, there will be a period later!"

Opening the door, Uncle Master walked in front, ringing the bell, while the zombies behind him were jumping in a weird way.

Shen Lang just looked at it and felt happy,
Because these zombies were just beaten up by Uncle Nine,
Even jumping is a problem now...

(End of this chapter)