All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Uncle Jiu let out a breath of anger, and stared at Qiu Sheng with his hips on his hips, "What? Why don't you go back so late, what do you want to do? Otherwise, your aunt will come over to ask for someone from me later! Go back quickly!"

Qiu Sheng straightened his clothes in embarrassment, "Oh! I know."

In the movie, Qiu Sheng's family is quite rich. His aunt runs a rouge and gouache shop across from Yihong Courtyard, which should make a lot of money. Qiu Sheng would show off by wearing a few nice suits from time to time.

Wencai was relatively poor, and lived and boarded at Uncle Jiu's house. He could be regarded as a visiting apprentice. He helped Uncle Jiu with work every day and learned some kung fu.

Qiu Sheng left,
Shen Lang went out to close the door,
He stared blankly at the short little zombie beside him...

This zombie was born with malnutrition and was less than 1.6 meters tall. He was beaten up by Uncle Jiu just now, and now he can't even jump up the stone steps. Seeing that the uncle led the team far away, this zombie is still jumping high on the spot.

'Da~'

'Da~'

Every time I jumped up, I was blocked by the first section of stone steps,

Shen Lang couldn't help laughing, "Haha, I'm so happy, it turns out that zombies can be so cute."

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 18/100]

"Brother, let me help you up, don't worry~"

Shen Lang kindly helped the zombie up the steps,
Sending away this malnourished zombie step by step,
Shen Lang smiled and waved, "Come on! Reincarnate and strive to be Yao Ming in the next life!"

Brother Zombie: "Ho Ho~ In my next life, I will strive to be one of the top three emoticons in Asia~"

Uncle Jiu stood behind and watched Shen Lang's behavior silently.
He nodded secretly, with a smile on his face,
He muttered softly, "Wen Cai has a pure heart, and if he can practice the Dharma in the future, he will definitely achieve something."

Shen Lang closed the door, and when he turned his face away, Uncle Jiu immediately put on a stinky face, "Hmph, you'll cause me trouble! If you're done, come over for supper! Master will cook glutinous rice porridge for you!"

Shen Lang quickly said 'Okay',
It's just a little strange in my heart,
Invite me to eat, why does Uncle Jiu still look unhappy...

People who practice Taoism naturally cannot put joy, laughter, anger and resentment on their faces at will.
There is a special term for Ninth Uncle's performance in modern times... Tsundere~
The porridge made by big men is just like that.

Shen Lang and Uncle Jiu were sitting at the dining table drinking porridge.

I swallowed a few mouthfuls, it was very bland...no taste...

It took a few chopsticks to pick up the sour radish before it was completely smooth.

Life in Uncle Jiu’s family has always been like this.
There is rarely big fish or meat on the dinner table.

But during the holidays,

Or on your birthday,
The dinner table will definitely be covered with sumptuous delicacies.

So... there is a clear explanation why I drink porridge every day... because Uncle Jiu is too lazy to cook...

Sweaty from beating zombies just now,
Shen Lang hastily drank a bowl of glutinous rice porridge,

I still feel uncomfortable in my stomach.
"Master, is there anything else to eat?"

Uncle Jiu put down the bowl and chopsticks.
frowning,

"Why, didn't you eat enough?"

Shen Lang nodded, "Yes, yes."

Uncle Jiu rolled his eyes at him, "Hmph, what can't be done, what can't be eaten."

Shen Lang scratched his head in embarrassment... "Then I won't eat..."

Uncle Jiu added, "There are steamed buns left over from yesterday in the kitchen, as well as marinated chicken and bacon in soy sauce, bring them here and eat them!"

"Okay, okay."

Shen Lang felt warm in his heart.
Although Uncle Nine is cold on the surface,
But the love for the disciples in my heart has never stopped.

"By the way, Wen Cai, you should dress more neatly tomorrow!"

Shen Lang pretended to be ignorant, "Why?"

Uncle Jiu glared, "You can wear it as long as you are told, so there is so much nonsense."

Shen Lang said, "Oh——"

Uncle Jiu calmly raised his bong, Shen Lang had quick eyes and quick hands, and took a match to help Uncle Jiu light the cigarette cover. Uncle Jiu's cigarette pouch contained high-quality tea cigarettes, which would only be beneficial and harmless to the body after smoking.

Uncle Jiu took a sip comfortably, "Well, Wencai, you are very clever today. Very good, tomorrow morning, we have a tea party with Mr. Ren, master, I will take you to the town to drink Western tea, haha. "

"Then the relationship is good, I will dress beautifully."

Shen Lang smiled and nodded,
In fact, he already knew about it.

Oh, Uncle Jiu's character is really interesting,
Just now, he acted like he didn't want to say anything,
Now suddenly it's revealed itself again,

He probably wanted to surprise me too...

Western tea was a great thing at the time, at least in the movies.
Uncle Jiu and Wen Cai have never touched each other.

Shen Lang took a bite of bacon,
The emoticons are together.

Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows and tapped the pipe, "Don't spit it out."

"Ugh... Master... I'm so salty..."

"Drink water when you're dead salty."

"Oh……"

The bacon from Uncle Jiu’s house is so salty,
Shen Lang drank a lot of water in the middle of the night...

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 19/100]

The next day, the sky was bright,
The fish seller poured big-tailed bass into the stall paved with lotus leaves. Before the fish seller could shout, Uncle Jiu and Shen Lang had already walked over in handsome clothes.

Uncle Jiu is a peaceful person,

Say hello to the fish seller,
"Morning, business is good."

"Haha, it's morning, Uncle Nine, it's morning, Uncle Nine, haha, it's so early."

Shen Lang nodded politely,
Follow Uncle Nine and move on.

Shen Lang is no stranger to this kind of scene,

Uncle Jiu is very popular in the town,

When the vendors saw Uncle Jiu, they would put down their work and say hello.

After all... who doesn't have a third disaster?

If you suspect that the inner house is unclean and there are dirty things,
If you ask Uncle Jiu to help, you will definitely succeed immediately.

Shen Lang followed behind Uncle Jiu and asked in a low voice,
"Master, have you ever drank Western tea?"

Uncle Jiu walked ahead vigorously, "No, Wencai, what's wrong?"

Shen Lang blinked, "Master, what if I make a fool of myself then?"

Uncle Jiu paused in his steps, rolled his eyes, and thought to himself, yes, it’s the first time I drank Western tea, what should I do if I am embarrassed in front of Master Ren?Why!Let Wen Cai take the lead first, or let him make a fool of himself if there is something he doesn't understand.

Uncle Jiu turned his face away and smiled slightly, "Wen Cai! Master lied to you just now. Master is such an old man. Even if he has never drunk Western tea, he has seen others drink Western tea. You can feel free later. Drink it, drink it open, if there is anything wrong, the master will correct it for you."

The corner of Shen Lang's mouth twitched, "Haha, um, then I will trouble the master."

Shen Lang was not stupid, so he naturally understood that Uncle Jiu was planning to trick his apprentice. He had originally said that he knew how to drink Western tea, and Uncle Jiu just had to follow suit and learn from him.

As a result, these words were abruptly suppressed by Uncle Jiu's Yitong Zhixi operation.

Uncle Jiu showed a proud smirk, patted Shen Lang on the shoulder, and walked into the Western-style tea restaurant with his arms around him. This should be the most humorous (wei) and silent (suo) time that Uncle Jiu smiled in the entire film.

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 20/100]

Shen Lang had a relaxed smile on his face,
The relationship between Uncle Jiu and Wencai is really interesting,

Perhaps this kind of master and apprentice who tricked each other,
This is the perfect master-student relationship.

(End of this chapter)