All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 10 10 Tricky Qiu Sheng
The world in the movie is a year when the Internet is underdeveloped,

There are not so many neon lights in the streets,
That's why the moon in the sky looks big and round.

The altar in Uncle Jiu's house is basically a masonry structure, with oil lamps hanging on the wall pillars, and a few lights can brighten the court hall.

Eight lotus-shaped coffin boards,
Since the coffin board is not very heavy,
Shen Lang easily opened a coffin,
The guy in official uniform inside,
I feel so cute in my heart,

These are mission completions~
"Hey, I guessed right, there are zombies here too."

Inside was a zombie wearing a palace uniform, with a slightly black and purple complexion. Compared with the batch of white zombie cubs brought by my uncle, it seemed much more powerful.

Gently tug,
Shen Lang took off one of the zombie's hairs,
Then put three sticks of incense on the coffin,

"Brother, don't be surprised, I'm just here to complete the task."

[Zombie bloodline value increased by 2, currently 10/100]

Deliberately avoiding the coffin where Qiu Sheng is hiding,
Shen Lang pulled out the hair of the seven old zombies in one go.

The loose hair is easily removed,
Compared to those new zombies,
The blood of these veterans is even deeper.

The seven zombies have been extracted,

[Zombie bloodline value is currently 22/100]

Shen Lang knows,

Early collection is easier,

It's okay to come in a regular way.

Wait for the task to complete to reach 60/100,

The following plot is about to start leaping.

"It's time to eat, don't be surprised."

Three incense sticks were placed in each coffin.
Shen Lang finally came to the coffin where Qiu Sheng was hiding.

Scaring people will scare people to death,
And there is something about the zombie played by Qiu Sheng.

Shen Lang smiled slightly,
Deliberately stuffing the lit end of the incense into it,
"Dinner is ready, eat more~"

The three sticks of incense stirred,
A man's voice of "Oops" came from the coffin,

Qiu Sheng just wanted to smoke the incense in,
The result was scalded by the incense head.

Shen Lang was amused, "Huh? Is there a sound? Is the rice not good enough?"

"Okay, today's big show, I'll feed you the rest!"

After all, the remaining incense in his hand was stuffed into the coffin by Shen Lang!

The smoke and fog made Qiu Sheng choke and coughed, "Ahem...you..."

The coffin was pushed away violently,

Suddenly, a snow-white skull came out of it,

Having been prepared for a long time, Shen Lang sideways avoided, pretending to be afraid,

"Ah, white dog head, so scary~"

Qiu Sheng saw that this trick 'worked',
Then the skull was smashed out,

Shen Lang couldn't dodge and was hit hard.
"Damn, despicable villain, engage in a sneak attack!"

The coffin board was lifted up immediately,
When Shen Lang came back to his senses,
It was empty.

Qiu Sheng is really willing to do anything to tease Wen Cai...

Maybe it was because there were too few things for entertainment in that era,
It has become the greatest pleasure for two bad friends to trick each other.

Shen Lang took the cinnabar and mixed it with water,
After that, I wiped it around my face again and again,
Shen Lang's face at this time was like bleeding from all the orifices. He wanted to bleed more and more, and he wanted to bleed more and more.

"Hmph, it's not certain who scares who!"

According to the plot, Qiu Sheng should be hiding behind the door at this time,
Shen Lang knew it well, and walked over slowly,
He intends to pre-emptively strike, and scare Qiusheng before he speaks!
"Zombie? Brother Zombie? Where are you hiding?"

"Don't be so naughty? If you hide behind the door, you will eat the peach wood sword~"

Shen Lang violently opened the wooden door,

however……

There are no zombies behind the wooden door!
"I'll go, where are people?!"

"Wow!"

It turns out that Qiu Sheng was not hiding behind the wooden door.
With an idea, he pasted a talisman on his forehead,

Hiding directly beside the eight zombies,
When Shen Lang just passed by, he didn't count...

In fact, there were nine people standing behind the altar!
"I rely on!"

Instinctive reaction,
Shen Lang didn't look back,

Kicked straight back.
Qiu Sheng dodged easily, baring his teeth and claws, "Wow!"

Shen Lang turned his face calmly,

Bloody face dressed in cinnabar,
Instead, Qiu Sheng was startled by Shen Lang.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Shen Lang gave a strange laugh, "Hey, I hate you so much!"

"Pfft... oh my god... ghost..."

Qiu Sheng backed away in fright,
The dentures in the mouth are all sprayed out,

Then the altar was also knocked down by him,

The ever-burning lamp fell and finally went out.

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 2/100]

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 3/100]

After some mischief, the funny value steadily increased to 5 points!
Shen Lang wiped off the 'blood' on his face,
said with a smile,

"Idiot, it's me, don't be afraid."

Qiu was so angry that he was half dead, "You kid actually pretended to be a ghost to scare me."

"Cut, half-baked, don't let the eldest brother call the second brother, you are also planning to scare me by pretending to be a zombie..." Sensing something was wrong, Shen Lang quickly backed away, "Uh... I'll take my leave first...Come on, Brother Sheng! Be strong! "

"Hey, what are you running for?!"

Qiu Sheng was wondering why Shen Lang ran away,

Suddenly, there was a gust of wind behind him!

For the ever-burning lamp goes out,

The talismans on these zombies' foreheads all fell off.

Eight cute zombies jumped up and down.

Qiu Sheng felt a chill on his back and neck, and cold sweat flowed down his spine. He turned his head mechanically, wanting to cry without tears, "Ahhh! Damn it! Help! Master!"

"Qiu Sheng, hold on, I'll call the master right away!"

"Wen Cai, you just ran away by yourself, rely on... a guy who has no loyalty..."

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 6/100]

The batch of zombies that Master Uncle brought were very weak, and with Qiu Sheng's ability, they would never be injured. Shen Lang also knew this, so Fang Xin left Qiu Sheng alone to deal with the zombies.

Sure enough, the noise in the altar attracted Uncle Jiu's attention. In the distance from the corridor, two figures rushed towards him. One was Uncle Jiu and the other was Uncle Chen. Their hair was slightly gray, but they were very energetic.

Uncle Jiu is heroic, he is not tall but has a full sky and a round earth pavilion. He is definitely a person with profound Taoism. His gray and white eyebrows are connected into a single character. An extraordinary person must have something strange.

Uncle Shi is a little bit worse, he wears elegant glasses, his nose is always red, and the overall feeling is more like a clown who comes to make a joke... He can be regarded as a barely extraordinary person... His nose is so red Well……

Of course... Chen You, the actor who plays Uncle Master, doesn't always play funny roles, and Chen You also shines at times... In the movie "Zombie" a few years ago, he played the Taoist priest really well, with the five-element formation The operation of trapping the corpse king is amazing!If you have time, you can really search the Internet.

Shen Lang had fantasized about seeing Uncle Jiu many times,

After seeing the deity, I was so surprised that I couldn't speak.
Uncle Jiu is really the most perfect character in the world of zombie movie masters!

Uncle Jiu touched his face, "Wen Cai, why have you been looking at me for so long? Is there something on my face?"

Shen Lang quickly slapped a resounding flattery, "No... the master is too handsome...so I watched it for a long time..."

"Oh, really?" Uncle Jiu smiled happily, "Yeah, I think so too!"

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 7/100]

[The dog-licking value increases by 2, which is useless for this mission. 】

Shen Lang: "..." Where did I lick the dog?Respecting the teacher is also called licking the dog?

The uncle hurriedly asked, "By the way, there was a lot of noise just now, what happened!"

Only then did Shen Lang remember that Qiu Sheng was still fighting against eight zombies alone!
"Master, the zombies in the altar are moving!"

Uncle Jiu rolled his eyes, "You should have said it earlier!"

(End of this chapter)