All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 9 9 Pulling the Zombie's Hair

Chapter 9 9 Pulling the Zombie's Hair
The fat middle-aged man is a rich man,

The kind that takes advantage of several listed companies in hand,

His name is Pang Panghai, hehe... I don’t know what his parents think...

Occasionally, he will also be featured in the lesser-known Regal magazine.

Pang Panghai said that he came to Haotai Garden to find friends.

He didn't say much about what kind of friends he was looking for.
Everyone knows it well,

There are many such local tyrants with villas outside.

My family doesn't live here,
Come to this community for a walk by yourself...

Eighty percent... Eighty percent...in the community... There is a mistress, no, someone I like...

Of the two men in black,
The tall man is an ex-convict robber,

Made a big ticket a few years ago,
Now coming out of the rivers and lakes with a short man,

Their target was locked on Pang Panghai.
After tracking for a week, I finally decided to make a move today.

The subsequent plot was broken by Shen Lang,

Then he rescued Pang Hai,
The old security guard is also very helpful.
The little security guard just ordered...

The rest of the story is much simpler,
After Shen Lang explained what he knew to the police officer's uncle,
I rushed to the nearby convenience store to buy bandages to bandage the wound.

The hand was cut wide,

It is estimated that it will take about a week to heal.

"Phew, it's a good thing Boss Pang is arrogant, if he asks me to pay for the watch, I'll be screwed..."

When I think of my extraordinary stick,

Shen Lang's heart moved faintly.
"Two million... two million."

"The huge sea is also broken by waves. Who would wear a 200 million watch when going out?"

In the next few days, there was no bloody plot,

For example, a wealthy boss wants to introduce his daughter to him.
For example, the rich boss knelt down and thanked Shen Lang for wanting him to be the CEO of his company.

Another example is that the rich boss is actually an outsider,

Put yourself in the ring and give it to Shen Lang... cough cough

Shen Lang and Pang Dahai don't have much friendship,

The two exchanged WeChat messages with each other.
Accepted the other two days of thanks,
And a few thank you red envelopes within 1000 yuan,
The fate of the two is almost over and they are about to graduate.

after all……

Shen Lang doesn't even have permission to view Pang Dahai's circle of friends.

It didn't make the news,
Just published a small section in the local newspaper,

It is estimated that anyone who reads it will feel nothing but this,
I can do it too...it's a big deal~
But ah, only those who have really experienced it will know the thrilling feeling at that time!

That's actually pretty good,
Just have a clear conscience,

If saving lives is just for the sake of reward, then it is better not to do it!
If you think you're doing the right thing, that's enough.

Shen Lang was very fortunate,

I used to fight zombies in the Busan trip,
So when you meet two people in black, you can deal with it calmly.

Compared to the group of mindless zombies desperately trying to break through,

Dealing with these two kidnappers was actually a lot easier.

of course……

Yi Xianghua's fighting skills and Min Yingying's baseball skills,
They all provided great help to Shen Lang!

rested for ten days,
No jogging exercise,

Order high-end takeaway to eat steak every day,

This kind of lazy life made Shen Lang's hand injury heal quickly.

Shen Lang sat on the armchair,
The old laptop has played 'Mr. Zombie 1' countless times,
The story inside has been deliberated many times in Shen Lang's mind,

After pondering over and over again,

Shen Lang felt that he was almost ready...

Shen Lang breathed a sigh of relief,

"Okay! I'm ready! Enter 'Mr. Zombie 1'!"

With a flash of Huaguang, Shen Lang's figure disappeared into the world.
.
silent and still night,

The moon is big and round,

The blue moonlight permeates the air.

the second crossing,
Shen Lang quickly understood his identity,
Now I am Uncle Jiu's most dissatisfied disciple - Wen Cai,
Be honest and down-to-earth,

Although things are a bit anticlimactic,

And Taoism is also a comparison,
But Uncle Jiu still likes literary talent very much.

Qiusheng is much smarter.

But he is more slippery,

Always take shortcuts when doing things.

Generally speaking,

But it has outstanding advantages in martial arts fighting.

Uncle Jiu did not distinguish between the two apprentices, taught them according to their aptitude, and did not show excessive favoritism to anyone.

By the way, creatures like zombies only appear in the film and television world, right?

If one or two could be found in reality, they would have been collected by the cultural center long ago.

"Wen Cai, go to the altar to offer incense!"

"Oh……"

Shen Lang responded,
This is where the movie begins.

through the hallway,

Push open the creaking wooden door,
There are eight coffins parked here in the offering hall.
Shen Lang's task is to light the incense,
Pass these zombie bosses a cigarette.

Because I've seen it many times,

So Shen Lang didn't feel afraid,
Grab a handful of incense on the altar,

Lit on a candle.

Shen Lang's eyes aimed at the group of zombies brought by the red-nosed uncle,
Uncle Red Nose is Uncle Jiu's younger brother, and his name is Taoist Four Eyes.

The monster-catching skills in the movie don't seem to be very good...but the ability to be funny is full!

Behind the white gauze curtain stood eight newly recruited zombies neatly,

These are brought by my uncle.
He rushed to the neighborhood so he stayed at Uncle Jiu's house for a few days,

These zombies need to be taken back to their homeland for burial.

newly minted zombies,
no resentment,

It can basically be regarded as harmless to humans and animals.
Some say it's a walking corpse...

Movies...why bother so much...

The authentic old Xiangxi corpse,
That is to string the corpses with bamboo poles.
The corpse driver is in the middle and manipulates the bamboo pole to move step by step,
Due to the problem of operating arc,
That's why others mistakenly think that the corpses are bouncing around at night.

Shen Lang pulled the white gauze curtain aside,
Part of the incense was placed on the censer in front of them,

"Eat first, if you don't have enough, you can add more food."

The ever-burning lamp next to the incense burner tends to go out slightly,
Shen Lang pulled out the wick with tweezers,

The flames flared up again,

Once this fire is extinguished,
They will start to move freely.

Shen Lang chuckled,
Pull up your pants,
"Then it's your turn to satisfy me."

Holding the tweezers, Shen Lang quietly walked to the zombie's side,

These zombies are generally pale, without blood,
As if carved out of a mold.

And...all male zombies...no girl zombies...it's a pity...

Use tweezers to pinch the air,

Shen Lang cautiously wandered around between them,
"Well, after much deliberation, it's still safe to pull out your hair."

Shen Lang held up the tweezers and pulled out a hair from each of their heads.
Hold the hair in your hand and it will disappear automatically,

At the same time, a system notification sounded in my mind.

[Zombie bloodline value increased by 1, currently 1/100]

[Zombie bloodline value increased by 1, currently 2/100]

[Zombie bloodline value increased by 1, currently 3/100]

…………

Shen Lang easily obtained eight zombie blood points,
"Not bad, let's try plucking nose hair next~"

Open up a little bit of yellow talisman paper,
Shen Lang pulled out a nose hair with tweezers,
This time, there was no response at all when I put it in my hand.

"Uh... well, a zombie can only provide it once, and that's normal, otherwise I'm going to rip off their hair...those foot hairs..."

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 1/100]

The corner of Shen Lang's mouth twitched, "Ah? Why did the funny value suddenly increase?"

I thought and thought,

Shen Lang didn't close the white gauze curtain,

In the film, it is because there is no pull,

Wen Cai accidentally bumped into the ever-burning lantern.

These zombies will only act when the talisman paper on their foreheads falls off,

To collect funny values,
This episode is best not to be missed.

Beside eight coffins,
Among them was Qiu Sheng who was dressed as a zombie lying in a coffin.

After Shen Lang planned to extract the blood of the zombies in the other seven coffins,

See you later, Qiusheng, this troublemaker.

(End of this chapter)

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