Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 245
Isn't it said that the crocodile is a fighting monster?Jiang Xuan rolled his eyes. Damn it, how could a fighting monster plan such a big game of chess?

There is also such a powerful 'leading troops' ability, which can make aquatic creatures who have almost no brains and only know how to survive by instinct divide into two teams to commit suicide and kill.

What is this, intelligence 99, commander 99, force value 99, Zhao Zilong, Zhuge Liang, Lu Bu, Guo Jia fit together?

"I don't think so." Jiang Xuan said: "Strategically despise the enemy, and tactically pay attention to it. Let's not scare ourselves just because the previous monsters are weird, and think too much about this big crocodile monster. Gou Ritian, you can imagine that the big crocodile may not think so, and even if he thinks so, he may not have such a great ability. Besides, to be honest, although the monsters I met before are weird, their IQs are just that. Something happened."

This is true, it is a very good consolation for everyone, the monsters I met before, one counts as one, if their mana is removed, and the aura of identity is thrown away, it may be that they are all mentally ill People, regardless of IQ and EQ, are low below the horizon.

Just by opening his mouth, Jiang Xuan could fool them into stabbing him to death.

So again, don't use normal people's thinking to guess the monsters, you will never guess whether the minds of these monsters are filled with cement or poop.

According to the established policy, continue to move forward. Their first step plan is to go to the 'Central Island', open up a small open space on the island, set up camp, and stay there for a few days. Every day, they use the Central Island as their base camp and search the surrounding area. See if you can get useful information.

The modern tools are still very reliable. Even under water, the Baidu navigation of the mobile phone is not affected at all, and the distance from the central island is only a little more than two kilometers.

After driving along this road, we encountered another battle between the 'aquatic biota'. This time, there were a little less fish, and the army of 'slippery' mainly consisted of eels, loaches, and water snakes.

One of them was led by a python two or three meters long!

Unfortunately, although this boa constrictor is the largest and most powerful in the field, the opponents it encounters are all slippery. The strangling technique it is most proud of is useless at all. The mouth groaned and groaned to bite and swallow. The boa constrictor is pitiful. There are only a few teeth in one mouth, and they are all inverted teeth. It is not convenient to open the mouth underwater. After biting for a long time, I didn't see anything bitten.

Slippery vs. slippery, the scene is very greasy and crooked, entangled with each other, in a group, it feels a bit like shooting an island country's heavy-taste tentacle movie, but there is no result. Everyone has an interesting fight. It looks vigorous, but in the end there is no No matter how many people died, one by one left exhausted.

"It's a pity, these are good ingredients for hot pot!" Chang Xiaotu looked up to the sky and sighed, while sighing, she muttered about stir-fried eel, loach and tofu, snake soup with dragon and tiger, miscellaneous fish in pot and so on. If you feel very hungry.

"Shut up! I'm already hungry, but the more you talk about it, the more hungry I become!" Jiang Xuan rolled his eyes.

"Eat some Snickers bars to mend it!" Chang Xiaotu took a Snickers bar from her pocket, peeled off the skin, cut it into two pieces, stuffed one piece into Jiang Xuan's mouth, and stuffed the other piece into her own mouth. It was soaring.

"Well, it's not bad. Is there a new flavor of barbecue? It's delicious." Jiang Xuan nodded in satisfaction while chewing.

"No, I brought the crispy roast pork, and put it with the Snickers bar!" Chang Xiaotu took out a plastic bag of crispy roast pork from her pocket.

……

At least Chang Xiaotu has one advantage, this child is not worrying, even if you can’t think of her for a year, she won’t starve herself to death, she can always get all kinds of delicious food from nowhere Yes, hidden in her big pocket, which is obviously not very big, but seems to be able to hold more than N things forever.

Jiang Hard is no good. If you forget him for a long time, he might really starve himself to death, turning into a zombie and throwing himself on the ground to sleep forever.

After driving in the water for so long, both Jiang Gang and Susu's faces were a bit ugly, and they seemed to be motion sick. These two are out-and-out 'earth-type' monsters, if there is such a division.Although soil can restrain water, if water exceeds a certain amount, it will flood the earth, and the properties of mutual generation and mutual restraint are reversed.

We finally arrived at the Central Island. The entire island exposed to the water is less than one square kilometer. It is more than 700 meters long from east to west and more than 400 meters wide from north to south. It is already considered a big island in terms of area.However, before going ashore, you can see more clearly when you pass under the water surface. The "island base" extending from the central island under the water surface is almost as big as the entire island. For an environment with a water depth of only a dozen meters, the island base is obviously considered to be Amazingly huge.

The island is an uninhabited island, there is no road at all, and the surrounding area is blocked by trees growing by the water. After driving around the island for a week, I finally found a small shoal where I can land.

Exploring a deserted island is not traveling on the beach. Although the scenery in the distance is beautiful, there is thick rotten mud under the feet. If Wuling has not undergone a second transformation, it can not only float on the water, but also have amazing power. This muddy shoal.

After landing on the shore, it was much better. Although the surrounding area was surrounded by trees of various sizes, the ground was still good for driving. Jiang Xuan and Jiang Gang got out of the car, each with a big axe, spinning like the wind, rattling Not long after, a small space of thirty to forty square meters was opened up above the shallows.

Jiang Xuan looked at the time, it was getting late, and it was still very dangerous to explore underwater at night, so he parked the car first, took the tent out of the back of the car, set up the tent, and picked up a lot of dead branches , light a bonfire, and prepare for camping.

There was a fire, so I wanted to eat something fresh. It happened that there was a long-range fishing rod in the car. I put the bait on it and swished a rod out. Shoals to catch fish.

Shoals Shoals are shallow water and rotten mud. Even if there are fish, they are small hairy fish and fry. After catching for a long time, there is nothing to gain. Chang Xiaotu and Gou Ritian murmured something in their ears. Gou Ritian looked very helpless and turned around. Squat in the water.

I don't know what they were doing, but after a while, Gou Ritian let out a cry, jumped up from the water, and bit a bastard about the size of a small washbasin on his tail!

"Hahahaha, let's drink bastard soup tonight!" Chang Xiaotu clapped her hands happily.

The big bastard bit Gou Ritian's fleshy and fluffy tail and refused to let go. Although Gou Ritian was a monster, he still felt quite painful. He dragged the heavy bastard and ran to the camp with grinning teeth, and asked Chang Xiaotu depressedly, didn't you say Hanging lobster, why is there a bastard?

Being pinched by a lobster, the pain is limited, but the big bastard is different, he won't let go of his bite, and he can't even pull it off.

"It's okay, it's okay, look at me!" Chang Xiaotu grabbed a handful of salt and sprinkled it on.

Strange to say, that bastard immediately became honest, strangely let go, retracted his neck and pretended to be dead.

"Good job! Such a big bastard, it is estimated to be less than ten catties, haha, let's mend it tonight!" Jiang Xuan rolled his eyes, "Jiang Gang, look around, maybe there will be some What kind of wild animal was caught and stewed together!"

"Okay!" Jiang Gang turned into a demon immediately, a big zombie covered in black air, turned around and left with an ax in hand.He is good at catching small animals. When he first became a human, he survived by catching animals.

"Don't catch the rabbit!" Chang Xiaotu yelled from behind.

"Don't catch foxes!" Susu followed suit.

Gou Ritian thought about it, and guessed that there are no pet dogs on this island, so he fell down.

Not long after Jiang Gang left, the small bell on Jiang Xuan's fishing rod rang, and the fishing rod stuck on the shore was pulled into a big nod.

"Good luck, it seems that there is something delicious tonight!"

Jiang Xuan grabbed the fishing rod and slammed it backwards, turning the reel vigorously to take up the line. There was a huge pulling force from the other end of the fishing rod. .

After several times, the fish on the other end of the line finally lost its strength gradually, and let Jiang Xuan manipulate, he spun the fishing line back, and it was still seven or eight meters away from the shore, and the fish that was transferred came out of the water.

What a big big-headed silver carp!

After entering the shallows, the big-headed silver carp couldn't jump even if he wanted to. He lay down and was hammered, dragged to the shore, held him in his arms, and was about the size of a five or six-year-old child. !
Another hard dish, stewed fish head soup!

"It's a pity that Lin Qianxiu is not here, otherwise she would be allowed to work! This young lady's craftsmanship is still good!" Chang Xiaotu commented on the side.

Jiang Xuan looked at her with a smile: "But you are here! Don't be so wordy, kill fish and cook!"

"You want me to cook again!"

Reluctantly, Chang Xiaotu took out a big kitchen knife, and lifted the big fish not much smaller than her to the water's edge with one hand, raised the knife and lowered it with one click, and cut the head of the fish, which took up nearly half of its body length. Chop it off!
"Good knife skills!" Jiang Xuan booed from behind.

Chang Xiaotu made a 'small meaning' gesture, and began to remove the scales of the fish.

Keep the fish body, grill at night, put the fish head in the pot, sprinkle with seasoning green onion, and stew the soup!
Just as the water was gurgling, there was a rustle in the woods, and Jiang Kuan came back, holding a golden-feathered pheasant with a long tail in his hand.

The pheasant's head was hanging crookedly, and it seemed dead, with a penetrating wound on its neck.

"Master, I was a little thirsty just now. If I drank its blood, there will be no problem, right?" Jiang Gang's mouth was bloodshot, and he asked a little worried. He hadn't drank blood or eaten raw meat for a long time.

"It's okay, at worst, I'll save money for you to immigrate, and you can change from a Chinese zombie to a foreign vampire! Don't worry, you are all contributing to the cause of revolution, and monsters from any country will do!"

A few women lit another bonfire nearby, this time Jiang Xuan did it himself, killing bastards and chopping pheasants, the method was quite cruel, the scene and violence.

A big pot of so-called Farewell My Concubine, that is, bastard stewed pheasant, the aroma from the two big pots rushed into everyone's noses.

"Eat, eat, eat! It's so delicious!"

(End of this chapter)