Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 227 Fill in the Blank

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xuan chose an answer that seemed completely normal this time, was it right?Isn't the brain-dead demon the kind of line that discriminates against female conscripts?
"I can explain this to you." Jiang Xuan thought for a while, but didn't say anything. Instead, he looked at Gou Ritian and said, "Gou Ritian, you are also a male dog with countless dried fish. Can you guess why?"

Gou Ritian squinted his eyes and thought about it, and suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand! Only men can understand!"

"Tell these silly women!" Jiang Xuan nodded.

"You think, if a woman doesn't dress herself up beautifully, how can a man have the mind to have children with her, and give birth to each other, will he be soft when he sees it? If he doesn't exercise, how can he live every day? How about getting up at night and doing housework in the dark? If you don’t work hard, where will you get money for your husband and his family?!”

Gou Ritian said triumphantly: "Now you understand, this is the psychology of men, this kind of brain damage, only real straight men and straight dogs can understand!"

Su Su and Su Yao looked at Gou Ritian in disbelief, their eyeballs almost fell off.

"This topic is really challenging!" Jiang Xuan was gearing up, "Come again!"

"The third question..."

"Question four..."

For nine questions in a row, Jiang Xuan turned on the super brain erasing mode, and answered them correctly with weird thinking.

Su Yao looks at Jiang Xuan with more and more strange eyes. It's terrible. It turns out that there is such a brain-dead person living in this guy's heart!
But when it came to the tenth question, the original question disappeared, and then a new tenth question appeared.

It turned out to be a multiple-choice question, and Jiang Xuan had already thought about the answer, but who knew that this new question turned into a fill-in-the-blank question.

"My wife gave birth to a half-baked son, and the doctor came out and asked, whether to protect the adult or the child, you should ().

Note that the answer should not exceed seven characters and is not unique. It is up to the examiner to judge whether it is correct or not. "

"I rely on you to play tricks!" Chang Xiaotu jumped, pointing to the test paper in front of her and said unconvinced: "It is clearly agreed that there are ten multiple-choice questions!"

"That's how the brainless devil can't figure it out." Susu said with a bitter face, frowning.

The voices of a man and a woman reappeared: "I never thought that, as a human being, you possess such wisdom that you can easily solve the first nine questions, so I decided on the difficulty of the last question."

"You can do whatever you want? Isn't this a rogue!" Su Yao said angrily, she succeeded, but she didn't know that she would do it again, besides, the answer is right, isn't it the brain-dead demon of the whole screen who has the final say? Being an athlete and a referee at the same time, how could it be right to let people like myself go out?
"No! You can't think about it this way!" Jiang Xuan pondered for a moment, and said, "The brain-dead demons regard the pursuit of wisdom, uh, as their lifelong pursuit, so I believe they will not tamper with this kind of thing!"

"Well said!" The voices of a man and a woman sounded: "We pursue brain damage more than our lives. As long as you can answer us with an answer that satisfies us, we will definitely act impartially!"

"That's it..." Su Yao thought for a while and said, "Then Jiang Xuan, shall we protect the child?"

"No, no." Susu said, "The answer is that it should not exceed six characters. Is it a reminder? I think you can answer 'both adults and children'. You see, it is exactly six characters, which is unexpected!"

"No, no!" Jiang Qian, who had been silent all this time, suddenly interjected, and said solemnly: "If it is unexpected, then it is better to write 'neither adults nor children'."

There was another short silence in the audience, and everyone looked at Jiang Qiang like a ghost.

"Tsk tsk, you are indeed my favorite student, Jiang Qiang, your idea really looks like mine!"

Jiang Xuan nodded, patted Jiang's hard shoulder to show encouragement, but smiled and said, "But, it's not unexpected enough!"

After speaking, he picked up the pen that was prepared on one side, and wrote seven words in brackets.

(stabbed the doctor to death)

This time, there was no tick immediately after the question, but a short pause.

Possibly the insanity is judging.

Taking this opportunity, several people curiously asked why Jiang Xuan would fill in such an answer.

There are many unexpected answers. Stabbing himself to death and a pregnant woman to death are actually quite unexpected. Why did Jiang Xuan choose this?

"You all got a question wrong!" Jiang Xuan said solemnly: "It's not that there is no logic, it's just that the logic is unexpected! If you watch Stephen Chow's movies more, you will know that what he did is completely unexpected, but if you think about it carefully, There is still a causal connection."

"Then how do you know that the brain-dead demons will follow your logic? Their logic is chaotic." Susu said.

"As long as it is logic, there must be traces to follow. Look at the above questions, each one is full of human characteristics, and they are all things that happen around us normal people, but normal people don't do it. "

After a pause, he said: "What does this mean? It means that the questions made by the brain-dead demon are all what he received, saw and heard after he came to the world. It's just that he firmly believes that what is wrong is correct. Then this Question, hospital, if you think about medical accidents, you can understand when you think about medical troubles. If there is a medical problem, stabbing the doctor to death is a common wrong logic."

As soon as the voice fell, a big tick appeared behind the last question of the test paper, and the countdown on the wall clock also reset to zero!

bingo!
There was a flash of light and shadow in front of several people, and they returned to reality again, windows and doors appeared, and that strange brain-dead demon appeared in front of them again.

"Crack, clap!" Brain-dead demons, a man and a woman, clapped their palms vigorously, and the boys and girls said at the same time, "Okay, very good, I didn't expect that an ordinary human can have great wisdom. The brain-dead demons have already It has been many years since I met someone who can answer ten questions in a row! Congratulations!"

"You're welcome, you're welcome, I also worked very hard to lower my IQ!" Jiang Xuan said very politely.

"Given that you have such strength, we decided to recruit you into the brain-dead demon clan!" A man and a woman's voice said in a tone that tempted people to commit crimes: "A person with great wisdom like you, and these ordinary people without wisdom It must be very uncomfortable to mix with monsters! We are willing to absorb you to join, and we will improve our wisdom and pursue the Dao together in the future!"

"That's it..." Jiang Xuan hesitated, and said, "But I don't want to stay in a state of insanity all the time, it's so tiring."

Without waiting for the brain-dead demon to say anything, Jiang Xuan suddenly pounced forward on the spot, used the tiger demon three times, crossed the table in an instant, followed by a loud roar, and blessed all the special effects he had so far with starlight It reached the maximum, and then a tiger demon pulled out his heart, poof, and pierced the brain-dead demon.

(End of this chapter)