Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 226

Jiang Xuan didn't believe that these two brain-dead demons could be dealt with by him at once. During this period of time, his strength has improved a lot, but no matter how fast he improved, he would definitely not be able to kill two and two at once. His own strength is at the same level as that of a demon head at the same level.

And even though there is only half of the body left, there is not even a little blood, and there are no internal organs flying around. The vicious situation where the field splattered all over the place happened, and the mosaic was wasted.

So he was [-]% sure that these two brain-dead monsters were definitely playing tricks and they were definitely not dead.

Sure enough, as expected, before Jiang Xuan finished speaking, an amazing scene happened. The two half-body bodies facing each other shook slightly, but did not fall down, as if they were 'attracted' by each other As if they were together, they slowly moved closer together.

It's slow, but it's not slow, it's only visible to the naked eye, and in the blink of an eye, there's a light snap, and the two and a half corpses are actually closed together!
A very strange 'person' appeared in front of me, the left side of the body was wearing a suit, dressed like a man, and the right side was wearing a skirt and high-heeled shoes, dressed up like a woman. The woman half was originally a little shorter than the man's half, but because of the shoes, it was exactly the same high.

But there is another problem, the two halves of the body were only cut off from the shoulders just now, but the head is complete, so this strange person has two heads.

As expected of a completely unpredictable devil, Jiang Xuan thought about it, just wondering about this, the two heads suddenly separated, one left and one right, and then they slammed into each other violently from two directions!
With a bang, the two heads merged into one!It turned into a head, but with a face on the left and right, two faces.

"Oh oh oh, I see, this is a double-faced idiot!" Susu pointed at the strange guy in front of him and yelled.

"What two sides?" Jiang Xuan was taken aback.

"Brain-dead demons are divided into grades. The more intelligent a brain-dead demon is, the more powerful he is, and the more faces he has. Three faces are one level, and one more face grows, and he is a big devil! If he has six faces, he has the hope of becoming a devil king." ! The top brain-dead demon king has nine faces!" Susu said with her eyes wide open.

"Damn it!" Jiang Xuan was taken aback, and then subconsciously jumped back, making some international joke, three faces are the big devil, then the one with two faces, isn't it super powerful? ! ! !At least much stronger than the average devil!

Now their strength, if they add one piece, they may not be able to do it in ten years, plus all kinds of strange treasures and abilities, if they die, they will get a monster with a unit of 'ten years', and they have to be ten years younger, more than 50 Estimates of years are useless at all; and big monsters are at least a century old, hundreds of years or even thousands of years old, a double-faced brain-dead monster between ordinary monsters and big monsters, no matter how you say it, it will not be less than 50 years old. Nian Dao let's go!

Sure enough, after the fusion, the faint book-scented demonic aura before the brain-damaged demon suddenly rose sharply, and the whole reading room was full of thick demonic aura. Jiang Xuan even felt that it was so thick that it was about to stink, and it was a bit disgusting...

"Um, if it's a big demon, wouldn't it be possible to stink us to death with just the devil's energy?" Jiang Xuan said, covering his nose.

"The big demon can restrain his devilish energy!" Susu also covered her nose.

Su Yao didn't know anything, but just now a brick smashed people into a mosaic, and half of the people turned into a person again. Seeing what they said, she suggested: "Why don't you run away! "

Jiang Xuan also felt that this was the best policy, but Gou Ritian suddenly said recklessly: "Hey, if this is the case, then how did they fuse in their crotch?"

A very brief freeze.

It's really a question worth discussing!
"Flash, I will come back and kill them when I have enough strength, and I will show you the pants!" Jiang Xuan opened his hands to protect the group of people behind him, blocked the demon seal in front of him, and stepped back a little bit.

"I want to leave, but it's too late!" The double-faced brain-damaged demon shook his head, and the two standing mouths spoke in a male and a female voice at the same time, "I didn't expect you to have this mark, and there is a destroyer on it!"

Jiang Xuan suddenly remembered that a few days ago, when Yin Mo showed the crouching seal, Yin Mo seemed shocked and said something like "You have this thing, the whole Demon Realm will not let you go", it seems that the Demon Realm The guys here still have some fear of this seal.

It's possible, this thing might have a special effect on the devil, or else it would be able to beat the two guys into a mosaic at once.

"Don't be afraid! Let me tell you, everyone is just kidding today. In the future, you will train your brains. I will study hard to learn cultural knowledge, and I will come to the competition after I have learned a lot, how about it?" Jiang Xuan said.

"Of course not, do you think we are stupid?" The two mouths said at the same time, and then said: "You only have one destroyer on this seal, and you can't do anything to us at all. It's almost the same if there are more."

As soon as the words fell, a black air quickly spread from the brain-damaged demon, filling the whole room in an instant, enveloping Jiang Xuan and the others.

Jiang Xuan and the others were just astonished when suddenly a blur appeared before their eyes!
The library is still the same reading room, with rows of bookshelves behind it and desks in front of it, but the double-faced idiot is gone.

But unlike just now, this reading room has no windows and doors!

"Illusion, trapped!" Jiang Xuan suddenly realized and turned to look at Susu.

"It doesn't seem to be an illusion..." Susu said a little embarrassedly: "I forgot to say that after the brain-damaged demon advances to the double-faced level, his strength will not improve much, but there will be a self-contained field, or The strength is higher than them, or they are more intelligent than them, otherwise they will trap the opponent for 30 days. However, before the double-faced brain-dead demon advances to the three-faced, he can only use this field once."

"My eldest lady, I think you have convinced me, so I didn't say such a big thing sooner!" Jiang Xuan was completely speechless, and the strength of his own pedestrian did not destroy Mogao. As for what wisdom?Just kidding, this guy has a sick mind. To compare his wisdom with him, wouldn't it be necessary to drag himself into the realm of brain damage first?
As for being trapped for 30 days, just kidding, it doesn’t take 30 days, if you don’t eat or drink for three days, you will have no strength at all and you will die, okay?

Sure enough, a big idea clock appeared on the wall, 30 days, 24 hours and 60 seconds, and then began to count down from one second to one second.

And on the table in front of him, a test paper appeared out of thin air!
"We, the brain-dead demons, only admire beings who are more brain-dead than us. As long as you get all the test papers right, you can be released!" The voices of a man and a woman recalled.

"What?" Jiang Xuan was stunned. Before, he thought that the name Brainless Demon was a derogatory term for them by other people, but he didn't expect them to call himself that.

"They are proud of being brainless! It's like praising people's intelligence! Don't talk about it, write the test paper!" Susu said.

"Brain-dead demons are sick in their brains, how can I answer their questions?" Jiang Xuan said depressingly.

Depressed to be depressed, the topic is still to be done, God is so pitiful, there is such a boss, is every brain-dead devil a class teacher with broken wings in his previous life?

Walking to the table, the test paper floated up friendly for everyone to see.

At first glance, oh, it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s all multiple-choice questions, like ten questions, if it doesn’t work, just guess, what should I do. ,

There is also an automatic reading function, which looks good.

"First question, as an excellent woman, what should I do if my boyfriend cheats on me?
A: Break up decisively; B: Find the mistress who was cheated on, scold her severely, and spit on her face; C: cheated on her own; D: Kneel down and beg the scumbag for forgiveness, and express that he doesn't care how many women he has.

please choose! "

"Multiple choice or single choice?" Su Yao asked.

"I don't know." Jiang Xuan was taken aback for a moment, that's right, he didn't say it was a multi-choice choice, it looked so difficult.

If it is a multiple choice, D and ABC are contradictory, and A and C are also contradictory. If they break up, they can't be said to be cheating.

"Jiang Xuan, choose A." Su Yao said.

"I think it's better to choose BC." Susu said.

Gou Ritian, Chang Xiaotu and Jiang refused to express their opinions.

Jiang Xuan raised his hand, pondered for a moment, and said seriously: "I choose D, that's for sure!"

"Ah? Jiang Xuan, are you crazy? " Su Yao and Su Su looked at him like a ghost.

"I like this answer." Jiang Xuan tapped the option D with his finger.

An unexpected thing happened. I saw a checkmark representing the correct answer appeared behind the question on the test paper, and the countdown clock on the wall suddenly lost three days and became 26 days, 23 hours, 57 minutes and 2 seconds.

"Jiang Xuan, I can see it. It turns out that you are also an idiot in your bones!" Su Yao said angrily.

"That's a must!" Jiang Xuan sneered, pointed at the test paper, and said loudly with full confidence: "Brainless devil, you made the wrong calculation! You want to lower my IQ to the same as yours, and then use your experience to dress me up. Well? I might as well tell you that I have much more experience than you. Before I went to college, I was nicknamed the little prince with brain retardation. In addition, I am handsome and tall, and I am simply the WYF of the retard world!"

Su Yao: "..."

Susu: "..."

Chang Xiaotu and Jiang Gang: "..."

Gou Ritian: "Boss, I like you as you are now!"

"Hmph, compared to me, a human being who looks at nonsense from childhood and surfs the Internet every day, you demons are too naive!" Jiang Xuan's eyes flashed, and he sneered ferociously: "Come again!"

"Second question, what kind of responsibilities should women bear most?
A: Fertility machine, and must give birth to a boy; B: Do housework, make breakfast every day before the husband gets up, and wash the feet for the husband at night; C: Work hard to make money for the husband, his parents, and unmarried brothers and sisters Flowers; D Dress yourself up beautifully, work hard on your career, and exercise your body.

please choose. "

"Huh?" Jiang Xuan narrowed his eyes, the difficulty of this question has increased.

"I get it, I get it, according to this routine, you should choose ABC." Su Yao said.

"No!" Jiang Xuan shook his head, with a gleam of wisdom in his eyes: "Any stupid person will not play cards according to the routine, if you think it is ABC, then it must not be ABC, so I still choose D! "

After speaking, he pressed D without hesitation.

With a jingle, another tick appeared, and the time on the wall clock was reduced by another three days!
"How is it possible!" Su Yao and others were shocked.

(End of this chapter)