Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 819
"You buy me a drink, and I'll tell you the story of that woman."

"Why should I buy you a drink?"

"It's up to you to touch me, stinky rascal!"

"Hahaha, you are still learning very quickly."

Anyway, it's late, and I didn't eat too much for dinner just now, so let's have some snacks, so Gu Tao went to a restaurant to order a few dishes, watching the little lady gobble it up, but he just ate some here The famous boiled chicken.

"You are a girl after all, can you behave like a human being when you eat?"

"You have to be like someone at home, and you want to be like someone when you go out." The little lady wiped her mouth with her handkerchief: "I've been hungry all day."

Gu Tao heheyile: "I'm afraid you didn't... run away from home, right?"

"Yeah? How do you know?"

Sure enough... Judging from the few exchanges between Gu Tao and her, this guy should be the kind of girl who is eager to be recognized by her family, but is not recognized because of her limited ability. She has a stubborn personality, but she is really not. Smart, so after a fierce quarrel with his family, he ran away angrily.

Usually, this kind of people really don't even bring a change of clothes when they run away from home, let alone money.So under normal circumstances, people like her will encounter three situations. The first is to die outside, which is more extreme.The second is that I can't bear it because of hunger, and I go home in despair, which is more common.The third type is to be deceived by a man with a few meals and some flattering words, and then the bead is secretly tied up and abandoned from beginning to end.

"You must not be thinking of good things. I've told you, I have special skills. If you think of me, I will break your legs."

"If you've seen my wife, you'll know what it means to be humble." Gu Tao sneered, "It's just you? If you lie naked in my bed, I'll kick you out."

"You! Am I that unbearable?"

"Ah."

"You actually laughed! Why are you laughing!"

"Laugh at you for overestimating your capabilities."

After eating a meal, she still packed it, and even ordered a few more dishes in a shameless manner. This little girl's cheeks are definitely top-notch thick-skinned, but Gu Tao is too lazy to say that when he was on the earth, he ate and drank like this Yes, as an observer now, there are benefits to the organization.

"What are you doing with me?"

After eating, Gu Tao saw that the little lady carrying the lunch box was still following him, so he stopped in his tracks: "Shouldn't you get out?"

"I...I don't have a place to live, I...I don't have any money, so...I..."

"Then let me recommend a good place for you." Gu Tao looked at her obscenely: "Have you seen the flower boats by the canal? Just go up and say, I have no ability, but I have special skills. You'll make a lot of money tonight."

"You... how can you be so heartless." The little lady pouted, "Just take me in for one night."

"No."

"Then you have the heart to watch me sleep on the street?"

"What does my relationship have to do with you? Does where you sleep have anything to do with me?"

"But...but...you are my master."

"Shit."

Really, it is natural to live for a long time. Gu Tao can be said to have seen a girl with such a thick skin in his life. He only knows now that this girl is not useless. She is really thick-skinned. The degree of human outrage.

"You are not afraid of what I will do to you? Like touching your bed at night."

"I have unique skills! I'm not afraid. And you are my master, you won't do anything."

"Go away you."

"Master, is your name disciple?"

Pretending to be stupid and being shameless is really the last thing Gu Tao can do. He really took her home in desperation.After entering the door, the little lady sighed, saying that the master's house was as luxurious as the imperial palace.

Because it has been prepared before for visitors, the modern things are generally in the master bedroom upstairs, and the downstairs is no different from the ordinary Song people's house.

"Where is Mistress? I want to see Mistress."

Gu Tao was annoyed by her, and sat on the table downstairs: "Six! Someone wants to see you."

Soon there were footsteps upstairs, and Liu Zi, who had just taken a bath, came down in pajamas, her long hair was still wet, and when she saw a little girl disguised as a man sitting opposite Gu Tao, she was obviously stunned: "What? ? Where did you pick it up?"

"Forget it."

Compared with Liu Zi's doubts, the little lady realized the reason why Gu Tao said that she was overconfident just now when she saw Liu Zi. Her figure, her appearance, her... Anyway, if I put her together, it's like cow dung on the side of the road.

"The little girl is so cute!"

Liuzi walked down with a smile and rubbed the little lady's face with both hands: "How old are you this year?"

"Ten...sixteen..."

"I'm 16 years old, I'm only a sophomore in high school."

"What's your name?"

"Bi Qing..."

Hearing this name, Gu Tao turned his head: "The surname is Bi, will you meet your daughter again after Bi?"

"Master! How did you know again?"

Bi Zaiyu is one of the most famous generals in the entire Song Dynasty, and the little girl's surname is Bi, and she looks like she is from a wealthy family. This is the capital city, and with her confident appearance, she should be the Bi family. It's a person who can guess casually, without any brains at all.

"Master?" The six sons turned their heads to look at Gu Tao: "You picked up an apprentice again?"

"Bullshit, she rushed up by herself, with her little IQ, is she qualified to be my apprentice?"

"Humph……"

It is easy for women to talk to each other, and Liuzi is a professional when it comes to dealing with girls, and he quickly became familiar with this stupid little girl.As for Bi Qing, although he thinks that his master and his wife's family all speak strangely, they all seem to be very capable people.

"By the way, Master. I haven't told you who that woman is from yet."

"never mind."

"It's not indifferent!" Bi Qing shook her head vigorously and said, "She is a good friend of the grand master at the court. Although she is a widow, no one in Lin'an Prefecture knows that she is not clean with the grand master who has power over the court. You blackmailed her today money, she will not let you go."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Gu Tao suddenly laughed, and Bi Qing thought it was Gu Tao who gave her courage, she sighed silently: "Master, although you have the ability, but the grand master is powerful after all, you can't underestimate the enemy, but if you believe Abandon me as an apprentice, and I can let my father protect you!"

"It doesn't matter, I dare to kick the emperor." Gu Tao shook his head, then took out the two exquisite sandalwood boxes from his arms and handed them to Liu Zi: "By the way, I got two bracelets for you two today, good quality. good."

Soon, Weiwei also came down from the shower. After seeing Weiwei, Bi Qing became even more confused.Two... Master has two wives!Still so pretty!No matter how you look at it, Master looks very ordinary...

"Okay, don't worry about me." Gu Tao waved his hand: "Weiwei, you can make arrangements for her. I'm going to take a shower and change clothes. She ran away from home, and I have to find General Bi tomorrow."

"No! No, no! If you want to find my father, I'll show you!"

"You always have to go home."

"That's not okay, let him look down on me! Let her say that I can't survive three days outside, and I will live for three days, 30 days, and [-] days for him to see!" Ji'er is a stubborn person, so she clenched her fists tightly: "Send me back, and I will die in front of you!"

"You are really familiar." Gu Tao yawned: "You can deal with her yourself, I'm going to rest. You can stay here, you can't go up this staircase, this is the rule."

"I understand, Master!!!"

"Get lost, I'm not your master."

"Good master!"

A thick-skinned and familiar girl, in fact, people really can't do anything about it. If you drive her away, she will play tricks, and then she will make an inch of it. Gu Tao really has nothing to do with this kind of person, so I took this little thing to Liu Zi Just play, Liu Zi... You definitely have experience in dealing with this kind of thing.

As for not having feelings, it doesn't matter, because although they are observers, if they pass the assessment, Gu Tao will come every three to five, so there is no such strict standard, but there is no human interference before the assessment is successful.

Lying in the guest room downstairs, Bi Qing couldn't sleep, she stared at the ceiling, and wanted to listen to the wall, but when she thought of Gu Tao's cleverness, she was a little terrified, but she remembered Gu Tao What Tao said would make even the emperor dare to kick his ass.

She wasn't sure if it was true or not... But when she thought that if Master could really kick the emperor's ass in the future, then her life might be easier after she married.This time she ran away from home, in fact, there is another point that she is going to marry into the royal family and make that brat Zhao Xing his wife.

That smelly brother, Bi Qing felt that although he had a good relationship with Zhao Xing, but only regarded him as a younger brother, how could a sister marry a younger brother!It's ridiculous.She ran out after arguing with her father about this matter, but in fact, after she calmed down, she probably understood that she was promised to Zhao Xing since she was a child, and he was still a prince at that time, not even a prince.But now that Zhao Xing has ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor because of the relationship between the grand master, he actually offered to marry Bi Qing.

Although it's a bit awkward, Bi Qing is still happy when he thinks of this...

Anyway, for an adolescent girl, it's right to twist.She herself doesn't know what's wrong with her, probably... In fact, she also likes that stupid emperor, but she just doesn't like her life being arranged by others.

"Well, let my master kick your ass when the time comes!"

At the moment, Gu Tao upstairs is playing Dou Dizhu with his sixth son, Wei Wei, and the three of them just happened to talk about the little girl downstairs, and Gu Tao told the whole story of what happened today.

The six sons said disdainfully: "Anything is a beautiful widow. If I want to become a widow, I must be more beautiful than her."

"Damn!" Gu Tao spat, "You're looking for something to talk about, right?"

"What are you going to do with this little girl?" Weiwei leaned against the head of the bed: "She has really thick skin."

"Hahaha..." Liu Zi laughed: "The little girl is so cute, I like her very much. Husband, keep her!"

"I don't care, I'm not very interested in women anyway."

"That's not what you said at Tingting's side. I don't know how many times I have to toss in one night. Heh, man." Liu Zi sneered.

Gu Tao touched his nose in embarrassment: "Okay, okay, play cards seriously... play cards seriously..."

(End of this chapter)