Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 820 My master has a brain hole

"Master, what are you taking notes for all day?"

Bi Qing put his head in front of Gu Tao and curiously looked at the bunch of strange symbols he wrote in the notebook. In order to ensure that his records would not be leaked for some reason, Gu Tao always insisted on using centaur. To record it in language, no one can understand it except a few centaur remnants.

"Ghost painting talisman."

Gu Tao pushed her head away and continued recording.Although Satania can also record, this method of recording in a small book is a habit of Gu Tao. He prefers to use primitive means such as paper and pen to record content. As for why, he himself cannot say. , anyway... just remember it like this.

"Master, tell me about the official affairs."

"Do not say."

"Why...I am your apprentice."

Gu Tao raised his head and looked at her in surprise: "When did I recognize you as an apprentice?"

"Don't be like this, Master...Master Wife already recognizes it."

No more talking about this annoying guy, Gu Tao continued to do his work, he recorded everything he saw and heard in detail, and in the days to come, he will record the contents of the entire East Asian civilization system in detail , Political characteristics, civilization level, technological level, future development tendency, etc. will all become important basis for whether this civilization will be included in the list.

This kind of thing must not be sloppy, because there are more than 20 worlds competing at the same time. It can be said that it is of great significance to choose a civilization that can be supported in these more than 20 worlds. No need to mess around.

"Master, how many more years do you think our dynasty can last? My father said that if we let the Tatars in the north rise, our strength will be exhausted."

Gu Tao raised his eyes slightly: "Your father really dares to speak."

"Of course, my father is not an ordinary person. He is a famous general in the dynasty. He is the only one in the dynasty who can compete with the Grand Master. Of course he dares to say it."

Gu Tao laughed at Bi Qing's words, a child is a child.The so-called time traveler, unless he accumulates the power to rebel and establish a complete political power, no matter how powerful it is, it is just a vine attached to the tree of imperial power, and the same goes for military commanders.

As long as there is no rebellion, then regardless of civil servants or generals, as long as the emperor is not too stupid, they are actually just the right and left protectors of the imperial power. Their so-called balance of power is the emperor's weighing method. Gu Tao is too lazy to think about this trick. He has no profound wisdom , this is just the experience of the predecessors.

Regardless of whether it is the power of the Bi family or the power of the traversers, their work under the suspicious family of the Zhao family will definitely be firmly controlled. With one eye open and one eye closed.And this Bi Qing, [-]% is the future queen.

"When you become a queen in the future, ask about these things."

Bi Qing froze for a moment, then looked at Gu Tao in disbelief: "Master... how much do you know? This is too bizarre, even the courtiers don't know about it."

"You said yesterday that you have only two elder brothers above you, and you are the only daughter of the Bi family."

"Well, yes."

"You just said today that the Bi family is the only force that can contain the grand master's lineage, so if you say you are not the queen, who will be the queen?" Gu Tao continued to record: "You don't need to think about it, The royal family looks sophisticated, but in fact it’s the same thing over and over again. Why did the Dugu family have four queens in the Tang Dynasty? Don’t you think that the queens of all dynasties are beauties who are all over the country?”

Well, in fact, there are not many queens who have been emperors who are beautiful, but if you go to research, almost all of them have a rich family background. People who become queens are either born in troubled times, or they are the founding kings.Otherwise, the queen's lifespan will not be long, such as Xu Pingjun, the queen of Han Xuan Emperor Liu Bingji.

"Master... are you saying that I am not a beauty?"

"Look yourself in the mirror."

"All right……"

Bi Qing was downcast, she had been hit badly these two days, and she was actually a little beauty on weekdays, after all, a person who was going to marry into the royal family in the future would not be unsightly no matter what, but since she came across the line of Gu Tao After getting to know the two mistresses, her self-confidence almost collapsed like a cliff, and she even suspected that she might really be a unique ugly girl.

But she still hopes to stay by Gu Tao's side, because he is so powerful, he has the temperament of controlling the affairs of the world in every gesture, even though he doesn't do anything every day, or he just goes around eating, drinking and having fun. Isn't it just to ask Nong and Sang.

Oh... not only that, he also asked the officials, as if there was nothing he didn't ask, if Bi Qing didn't know that he couldn't be a spy, she would have secretly told the little emperor about it.

"Master, where are you going today?"

After finally waiting for Gu Tao to record the things and pack up, Bi Qing immediately became happy. She knew that the master was going out again, and she would definitely learn something by following him, even if he didn’t teach anything, as long as he went Listening to him talk to people is already very powerful.If you encounter something you don't understand, just write it down, and when you come back at night, you will be soft and hard for a while, and he will naturally give you an answer.

"Outside the city."

"Outside the city? You won't be able to come back anytime soon, and...it's not peaceful outside the city these days. There are always thieves."

"Then you are here."

"No no no... Master, wait for me!"

One big and one small walked out the door together, Bi Qing was still dressed in men's clothes, but now she was dressed like a little book boy, standing behind the tall Gu Tao, she really looked like a child who hadn't developed yet, and Gu Tao also carried her back. He got on a cloth rack and walked slowly out of the city.

"Don't you call me Mistress?"

"They have their own business to do." Gu Tao looked around all the way, and after hearing Bi Qing's words, he replied casually.

"Oh...that's it. Then master, why do you want to go outside the city?"

Gu Tao didn't bother to talk to her because he was an observer.The job of an observer is to wander around, and where is this?This is the capital of the Southern Song Dynasty, at the foot of the emperor.What I see and hear will be different from the outside world. Even in later generations, a city like New York will naturally have a place like Detroit, and the prosperity of Shanghai will naturally have poverty in the mountains.

If you don't go out and have a look, ask, ask and listen, isn't that like an egg ten taels of silver?
It didn't matter to Bi Qing, although she wasn't very bright, but at least she was able to fight after learning martial arts since she was a child. In Song Dynasty, where culture is more important than martial arts, few people would be her opponents.

"Master, master, where are you going this time?"

"All the way north."

"Ha...head all the way north, to the Kingdom of Jin?"

"Ah."

"I knew Master was teasing... what???" Bi Qing was taken aback: "Are you really going to the Kingdom of Jin?"

Gu Tao glanced at her but said nothing.

"Master... this is not a joke. There are many difficulties along the way. Maybe you will lose your head. Besides, although there is no war between Song and Jin, it is a country of mortal enemies. Song people went to Jin. I'm afraid... "

"I told you to go back." Gu Tao sighed: "Go back and become a queen."

"No!" Bi Qing's neck tilted: "I'll just follow Master, maybe I can still make meritorious deeds! Then we'll see what my father has to say."

Gu Tao looked down at her, chuckled and stopped talking.

Gu Tao estimates that he will go north along the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal, all the way to BJ, the central capital. It will take about two to three months on the road. If the time is relatively short, Mongolia and Xixia will go around. After that, the East Asian civilization is almost over, and finally enters the scoring link, and selects the main civilization based on the comprehensive scores of the three civilizations of Song, Jin, and Mongolia.

Although Gu Tao estimated that the score of Southern Song Dynasty would be the highest because of the relationship between the time traveler, but it’s not enough to think about it on your own. You have to go to see it and judge it in person to get the most accurate value. This is responsible for the work and for other civilizations. Responsible.

"Master, you are a scholar. Let alone the refugees and bandits along the way, there are countless beasts and falcons. There are many dangers along the way... and the distance is far away, you..."

"I told you to go back."

"I'm not going back. I have unique skills, I'm not afraid at all, and I can protect Master!"

Gu Tao glanced at the girl and frowned: "Aren't you afraid?"

"In my dreams, I want to hold the sword to the end of the world! And as master is so powerless, I naturally need my protection."

Okay, she was looked down upon for no reason. Gu Tao sighed silently. Since she wanted to follow, she should follow. There would be no danger anyway, but... I'm afraid there will be chaos in Lin'an in two days.

After all, the future queen is lost...

The two walked northward along the road. In fact, they couldn't walk much in a day, but Gu Tao still walked all the way, which surprised Bi Qing, because she, who has a unique skill and practiced martial arts since childhood, was so tired that she was about to lift her body. I can't stand it anymore, but Master, a frail scholar, didn't even take a breath. If he didn't know that he was a high-end scholar, Bi Qing would have thought that this guy was a hidden master.

What surprised Bi Qing even more was this scholar... His ability to survive in the wild is simply terrifying. Although he didn't bring any dry food, he didn't go hungry along the way. Grab some of those strange tricks, Bi Qing thinks this skill is very useful, so every time Gu Tao makes a trap, she will squat aside and watch, talking non-stop, asking why it was put here or this What's the use of that.

Gu Tao also likes to beep, since she asked, and it is also a technology that has already appeared, and there is no possibility of changing the technological process, so he explained it, so Bi Qing not only learned how to do it along the way. Make traps, and recognize most of the wild animals in the mountains and their habits.

Have fun!
Really, Bi Qing feels more and more energetic. The feeling of enjoying the mountains and wilds is much happier than being trapped in the bird cage in Lin'an. There are no messy dandies, and there are no heavy missions for family and country. There are only The fun of the mountains and the solemn wind.

as well as……

"Master, this is delicious!"

Bi Qing, who has never eaten snakes before, only took two or three days from the fear when eating snakes for the first time to the fact that poisonous snakes are more delicious than non-venomous snakes. Had a good time.

And she also discovered a little secret of the master, that is, this person, with a typical cold face and warm heart, although he would tell her to leave at every turn, he would still take care of her beyond imagination.

For example, when going to bed at night, Master would build a tent, and he himself would build one casually. However, the ground of the tent that Bi Qing built was burnt, dry and hot, with wormwood ash under it, and snakes, insects, mice and ants were all dead. Won't get close.Although it is not as good as a bed at home, a dry and comfortable tent will not make you unable to sleep.

With the deepening of the journey, Bi Qing felt that he could not understand Master more and more. He was so amazing that he could always give all kinds of surprises and unexpected knowledge.

Even if you have nothing to do and talk nonsense before going to bed at night, the nonsense in it is much more interesting and informative than those old men in the court. Bi Qing even hopes that the dog emperor will just give up the throne to Master. The dog emperor who only lets himself play with crickets can be compared.

"Master, master, it would be great if you were my father."

Gu Tao smiled. He admitted that he often took care of this little girl as his elder sister. It has been many years since he left home without knowing it. His elder sister should have reached the age of primary school, so he doesn't know how she is doing now.Although he, Gu Tao, could pat his chest and say that he was worthy of the world, he could not say this to his sister because he really owed his children.

"Let's join forces to rebel and bring down that dog emperor."

The good atmosphere was suddenly completely destroyed by such a sentence, and Gu Tao was laughed at: "That's your future husband's family."

"For those who are able in the world, he doesn't have that ability. Why should he be in that position? Why don't you be the emperor, go back and practice martial arts with me."

The silly girl is still interesting, but Gu Tao doesn't say anything anymore, after all, this kind of reactionary thinking is bad, and being an emperor is no longer popular, so he simply sat beside him and grilled a big grass carp that was cut into pieces.

"I'll be in Luzhou tomorrow, and your avatar is probably plastered all over Luzhou."

"Oh?" Bi Qing laughed triumphantly: "Then it depends on whether they can see through my flawless disguise!"

In the evening, Gu Tao set up a tent as usual, and as usual, he also used local materials to build a small shed for Bi Qing to take a shower and use conveniently.

Although she has always been very curious about why hot water can flow out of the tube that Master gave her, she is too lazy to care about it. After all, Master has too many secrets, so many that she understands less and less about this cute and mysterious thing. master.

"Master, are you an immortal in the sky? It just occurred to me just now that you don't look like a scholar, but an immortal."

"Do children's thinking jump like this? I was thinking about rebellion just now, and I'm thinking about it now."

"That's not true, I just feel that Master is full of mystery."

"Okay, go and wash up quickly. Wash your clothes yourself. After washing, hang them next to you. Dry them tomorrow morning, and then go to bed early."

"Follow your teacher's orders!"

(End of this chapter)