Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 285 You also learn from others, okay?
Coming to Chang'an City again, with a new look, walking through Dongxifang City, Xin Chen infinitely lamented the lack of supplies in the Tang Dynasty, and the gorgeous and prosperous Tang Dynasty, in the eyes of several modern people, it is at best a small township level , What is the use of gorgeous architecture?If you want to buy a bottle of Coke, you can't sell it. This is a devastating blow to Xin Chen, a dead house. There is no WiFi, no mobile phone, no G fat, no switch, no Hideo Kojima, no R star, no Polish donkey, no wow!Golden legend, no quality square, no Little Red Riding Hood and no Little Green Riding Hood.

Nothing at all.

This!
is hell.

"This mutton is not bad." Gu Tao held a roast leg of lamb in his hand: "It's delicious."

"Girls, what do you want to look like?" Xin Chen turned his head and wiped off the oil stains on Gu Tao's mouth with a handkerchief: "Like a girl."

"Lao Tzu's day..." Gu Tao took a step back and said, "Don't beat me!"

But it is also true that a hot girl who looks like a huge figure is walking and eating with a leg of lamb in her hand. This look is really a bit of a jerk, which ruins the good impression, but the roast leg of lamb is really delicious, and Gu Tao is reluctant to put it down. The meat roasted by that barbarian is really good.

Gu Tao ate the poisonous mushrooms, and his voice changed into something that he couldn't even hear. Although it felt a little unsuitable, it was a female voice after all, and it was still a good female voice, if it wasn't for Gu Tao's behavior It's rough, but his current look is actually very provocative.

"I just can't figure it out. I'm a real woman but I want to pretend to be a man. I'm a man but I have to pretend to be a woman. What are you trying to do? Is the show effective?"

"You're cute." Xin Chen imitated his tone and replied, "Isn't that right, sister."

"Yeah." Eucalyptus nodded in satisfaction: "Call me Brother Bohu."

"That's right, Brother Bohu." Xin Chen laughed: "It was my mistake, remember, Qingzhao, don't call me by the wrong name."

Gu Tao rolled his eyes, and actually found a kind of charming taste, very playful, charming and lively, she is simply a top-notch tall beauty, although compared with the inner-out It's flattering, but if you don't look at his actions that are completely contrary to femininity, this is definitely a perfect disguise.

"Remember, our goal this time is to sell ourselves. No matter who is selected, don't say anything. Taotao will support us on the spot. Right now, he has the weakest combat power." Xin Chen walked backwards, Facing Gu Tao and the others: "Didn't Cuilan give us a secret house in the city? Tao Tao will go there when the time comes. That place will be our stronghold. Don't worry about anything. Wait until the identity of the leader is confirmed. We will fight in a wave, whether it is killed or scrapped in the shortest time, it must be fast."

"Why is my fighting power so weak? Anyway, I have more than 7000!" Gu Tao said unconvinced: "Ordinary people are not my opponents, okay?"

"The point is that this is not an ordinary person. This era is a particularly chaotic one. This is the material you sorted out. It's nothing if you have more than 7000 people here." Xin Chen sighed: "You didn't wear any armor. "

While he was concentrating on walking backwards and talking to Gu Tao and the others, there was a sudden sound behind him. Yes, Xin Chen immediately apologized.

"Want to run after bumping into someone?"

The little young master frowned and raised his eyebrows: "Now that I've been bumped by you, tell me what to do."

Xin Chen lowered his head to look at the little man, and scratched his head gently: "Do you agree with me?"

"It's a bunch of nonsense, you have to pay for it, ten times!"

Really desperate for money, Xin Chen tilted his head to look at the little man, and then looked around, then suddenly leaned down to the little man's ear and said, "Little girl, what do you think we are? nice guy?"

As he said that, Xin Chen suddenly threw out a short dagger from his sleeve, and gently slashed it along the little man's chest. He didn't use any force, but because he was a swordsman, any weapon he picked would be full of murderous intent. Yes, the little man didn't dare to move as if he had been cast with a hold spell.

"Do you want ten pennies, or do you want to walk around the West Market naked?"

When Xin Chen said this, he didn't look like he usually did, it was completely Gu Tao's possession, showing another side of him that he had hardly shown.

"When a woman disguises herself as a man, don't be too high-profile." Xin Chen put away the dagger and patted the little man's head: "Otherwise you will provoke bad people."

The little man looked up at Xin Chen, and his body even trembled a little. She didn't expect that she would finally come out, and it was the first time she acted like a domineering bastard...

"You...you..."

"Okay." Xin Chen straightened up, "Go away, little girl."

In fact, this kind of clumsy man dressing up as a woman, I really don’t know how the other party in those movies and TV series can be deceived. Really... Even the most effeminate man is essentially different from a woman. First of all, it is the shoulders. Shoulders are broad, and a woman's hips are broad.There is basically no change in this. Unless it is a little boy or girl who has not developed at all, otherwise this difference... can be seen even after gender reassignment surgery.

As for this little thing, although she is wearing men's clothes, her shoulders are thin and her waist is slender, but she has a round buttocks. Even if she sounds like a man, she can't hide the fact that she is a little lady. Xin Chen In the past few years, I have been constantly learning, especially with the amazing junior next to me, anatomy, biology, and how to tell which girl is the best.

Although I have to admit that my junior brother is really scumbag, but his knowledge is really useful.

"Okay, brother." Gu Tao folded his arms behind him: "It was evil enough just now."

"Everywhere...you taught me well." Xin Chen chuckled, "I still haven't learned the essence."

Gu Tao sneered, said "a scumbag" and walked past Xin Chen, and Meng Xiong, who was following him, also gave Xin Chen a glance and said "a scumbag", and then Eucalyptus, she When he walked over, he didn't say anything, but within two steps, he suddenly looked back at Xin Chen, "Bah, scumbag".

Xin Chen was at a loss, and quickly chased after him: "Hey, hey, are you making a mistake? Do you have any misunderstandings about scumbags? The real scumbags are there disguised as women!"

But his call was not answered, no one paid attention to his explanation, instead they all followed Gu Tao, turning a blind eye to Xin Chen.

"Tell me, could that little girl be some kind of princess or princess? I've always played like this on TV."

Xin Chen began to try to change the topic, but obviously it was not successful. The three people in front of him just ignored him and concentrated on discussing Xin Chen's sudden tearing up of his personality just now. They said something here and there. After a while, he It became a split personality.Then, Gu Tao began to analyze Xin Chen’s scumbag nature.

But jokes are jokes. Ever since Gu Tao met Xin Chen, this guy has not been a good guy. He is lazy, lustful, greedy, aggressive, aggressive, happy, thoughtful, and arrogant. He is really lazy, this thing will become the first-class scum in the world.

Therefore, his laziness is one of his few advantages, what other advantages... In fact, it is his extremely high talent and his tolerance for people he recognizes as his own. If this is not the case, Gu Tao should have been at first Find a way to get rid of him.

"Brother, brother is really not a scumbag, you have to help me explain it to Mengxiong, she will ignore me."

"What's the use of telling me."

When a few people were sitting in the teahouse waiting for dark, Xin Chen begged Gu Tao in a low voice, because Meng Xiong had treated him very badly from now on, just like a typical girlfriend losing his temper, while Xin Chen It is sad to find that Mengxiong is almost obedient to Gu Tao, it is really the kind of obedience that treats him as a father, and he...

"There is a price for letting me wear women's clothes." Gu Tao sneered and raised Erlang's legs, but he was pressed down by Gu as soon as he raised them. ,It's up to you."

"So..." Xin Chen leaned closer to Gu Tao's ear and whispered, "After I go back, I'll send you some movies that I have treasured for many years."

"What film? Cavalry and infantry?"

"It was recorded secretly." Xin Chen laughed very carefully, "The domestic one, full HD with dialogue."

Gu Tao rolled his eyes: "Deal."

After the two strange-looking guys whispered for a while, it finally got dark. They asked the waiter about the specific location of Zuichun Tower, and then came to Zuichun Tower slowly and unhurriedly. After arriving at the door, they stood on both sides. The waiter just looked at their clothes and let them in without even asking.

"You don't even check?" Xin Chen glanced at the door when he went upstairs: "Are you so confident?"

Gu Tao didn't say anything, but he knew that there was no need to check it at all. First of all, this was a poetry meeting held by Shangguan Wan'er. Who would dare to act wildly on her territory, a favorite of Wu Zetian?What's more, if there is no accident, the Bailian leader who is known as the powerful mana is by Shangguan Wan'er's side. Although he is not sure who it is, how can ordinary people do anything.

And since it is a poetry club, it is probably a group of arty scholars. These people are usually a little bit rich, and the custom of Donghua's roll call for Haoerlang has not yet appeared in the Tang Dynasty, so it will not be a big deal. Students from poor families appear in batches, so the current group of scholars, in fact, are probably the so-called middle class of later generations. Their clothes and style will be fundamentally different from ordinary people, and the servants at the door are all experienced. So who should be blocked and who should not be blocked, they obviously have a sense of proportion.

A group of people like Gu Tao, three tall and straight princes, and a fairy-like character from a foreign race, can this be an ordinary person?
"Is this the poetry meeting?"

Xin Chen walked up and looked around: "I've learned a lot."

I have really learned a lot. This kind of poetry meeting is actually the same as the reception in the future. Groups of three or four are caged together, and they write some unnutritious poems to each other. It's all kind of funny.

"Let's find a place to sit first." Xin Chen fixed his eyes on the corner: "Go, go."

And when Gu Tao walked over, there were actually many thieves' eyes fixed on his buttocks. When Gu Tao found this kind of eyes, he gritted his teeth and wanted to hit someone. white.

"Junior brother, endure!"
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What the hell is the Chinese team, I feel sorry for Zheng Zhi.

(End of this chapter)