Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 286 You also learn from others, okay?
"This bunch of shabby scholars are really disgusting."

Gu Tao leaned on the chair and kept stuffing pastries into his mouth. This behavior seemed very strange. It is not that there are no other women here, but no one is as presumptuous as Gu Tao. Children are still very concerned about their own manners, otherwise there would not be the Tang Dynasty lady culture with flourishing makeup, but there is no such thing as a girl with her legs crossed and unscrupulously grabbing snacks with her hands, but it really is. A rare species, especially at such a relatively classy poetry meeting.

"Why are they disgusting again?"

"I just think they are uneducated." Gu Tao shook his feet: "When it comes to knowledge level, I don't know how much higher than these people."

Gu Tao's words left Xin Chen speechless. This guy is crazy, but who can find fault? The duality of this thing sometimes confuses people about his settings. On the one hand, everything is very casual and rough. Little ruffian, on the one hand, is a scholar with a vast amount of knowledge that is not commensurate with his age, does such a person exist?Of course there are, but they are really rarer than his women's appearance.

"Look at this group of people." Gu Tao pointed to the young scholars who were either full of ambition or complacent: "There is no awe of knowledge on their faces, such people can only be used to show off, because they have no An astonishing talent does not have the mind of Jingtianweidi, what is it to just rely on wit and wit to make everyone happy? This is the same as making up stories on Zhihu or making up jokes on Weibo. No molecular pride."

"I remember reading it somewhere, saying that scholars are the most spineless."

"No." Gu Tao shook his head: "Those showoffs have no backbone, and their lifelong dream is to gain fame and fame. Real big intellectuals, regardless of arts, science, art, technology, medicine, they must have their own things to abide by, dignity, bottom line , purpose, integrity, there must be something that they are unwilling to abandon. But look at these things, do they have face? It has been like this throughout the ages, it is like this in my hometown, it is like this on the earth, it is like this in the Tang Dynasty, and it will be like this in the future That's it. So I'm sitting here and I'm very angry, I want to weld this place to death with steel plates, pour gasoline on them and order them all."

Gu Tao was really angry. Although the anger was inexplicable, Xin Chen couldn't persuade him. After all, although he was full of knowledge, compared with his junior brother, he was just a roadside butcher. worth mentioning.And he didn't quite understand what was going on with the arrogance of the intellectuals.

While Gu Tao was cursing this group of scholars viciously, a man in a blue robe slowly walked up to Gu Tao and the others, waving a fan, glanced up and down at Xin Chen and Gu Tao, and then stood still. He clasped his fists at them and smiled: "You guys are very strange, I wonder if this is the first time to participate in a poetry meeting?"

Xin Chen raised his head and cupped his hands at him: "We are students from the south. We have long heard that the Chang'an Poetry Association is famous all over the world, so we came to see it."

"Sure enough." The scholar smiled proudly: "I don't know how many... How should I call them? This young lady?"

"Old..." Just as Gu Tao was about to speak, Xin Chen stepped on his foot, and then Xin Chen introduced with a smile: "In Xiameizhou, Su Shi, you can just call me Zizhan. The one next to it is my house. Cousin, these two are from the same hometown as Xiaosheng, brother Bohu and brother Mengxiong."

Eucalyptus and Mengxiong stood up to greet the scholar, but Gu Tao just stuffed a half-fist-sized pastry into his mouth at this moment. Anyway, he was full of food, looking like a starved ghost reincarnated, but... …so cute.

"Brother I don't know Zizhan..."

The scholar stared straight at Gu Tao, until Xin Chen frowned and waved his hand in front of him before waking him up. Of course, it was for his own good. The younger brother has already lost his temper. He could really explode and hurt someone.

"I'm rude, I'm rude..." The scholar coughed, "I'm a native of Chang'an, my name is Du Ziqin, brother Zizhan just call me Fangwei."

"Oh." Xin Chen sat down, glanced at Gu Tao who was still eating, and then coughed: "Brother Fang Wei is also here to participate in the poetry meeting?"

"No, no." Du Ziqin waved his hands again and again: "I just followed in to have fun. I'm not very talented, so I won't join in the fun. I just passed by here and saw that Brother Zizhan and his party were deserted and not like Chang'an people. If you don't Saying hello would chill the hearts of fellow foreigners, so I came over to say hello."

"Meng Xiong, go to the next table and bring me another plate. This pastry is delicious."

Gu Tao's voice sounded, Meng Xiong let out a cry, got up and went to the next table to pick up a plate, and then came back. The people at that table looked at Meng Xiong blankly, but they didn't say a word because of their status. , and Gu Tao was not too polite, after the pastry was brought, he took a sip of the pastry and a sip of tea, and had a good time.

"I'm a little full." After eating two, Gu Tao patted his belly, then looked at the half plate of pastries left on the table. He thought about it, grabbed it and put it in the small bag he was carrying. Li: "Pack it up, pack it up."

Du Ziqin was shocked, looking at Gu Tao, as if he had discovered a new continent.

"Look at you..."

Before Gu Tao finished cursing, Xin Chen quietly pressed his hand, then frowned and said to Du Ziqin, "Fang is my brother, is that appropriate?"

"Wan Shi." Du Ziqin quickly retracted his gaze: "Brother Zizhan, don't blame me, it's just that my sister's demeanor opened Xiaosheng's eyes and I admire him very much. Such a beautiful woman can do as she pleases, and she is taller than those rich ladies who only pretend to be ostentatious." More than ten thousand times!"

Hearing this sentence, Gu Tao immediately realized that he might have encountered a dog licking.My God, the licking dog of the Tang Dynasty!
Xin Chen chuckled, he himself was a dog licker, and when he saw a dog licking a dog, he was extremely jealous, so he simply picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea.

But a qualified dog licker must be shameless and skinless. Not only did Du Ziqin not leave, but he took a stool from the side and sat down. While taking the stool, he conveniently brought a plate from another table. The most advanced pastry was placed on Gu Tao's table, and placed in front of Gu Tao intentionally or unintentionally.And the people at that table looked like VIPs, but when they saw that it was Du Ziqin, they dared not speak out.

This small detail was obviously discovered by Gu Tao, and he immediately became curious about the identity of this little licking dog. In fact, young people don't pay that much attention to the subtle difference in identity. It can make their peers dare not speak out, or It's just that Du Ziqin's family is very popular, or he himself is very popular, judging from the details now, he himself will definitely not be very popular, so it's probably because of this person's family.

"Brother Zizhan, you guys are here because you want to see Shangguan Wan'er, right?" Du Ziqin gently shook his fan: "But let me tell you, if you guys have real talents and are not like these idiots, then Go vote for Di Guolao. If there are only a few of you who have nothing to lose, you might as well follow Shangguan Wan'er, but let me tell you, Brother Zizhan, let's talk about something deep."

Du Ziqin leaned closer to Xin Chen and lowered his voice: "Shangguan Wan'er can't escape for a few years. They are all in their prime years, but when they reach middle age, they suddenly suffer a loss. Maybe..."

He gestured on his neck with his hand: "You know what I mean?"

Gu Tao looked at this licking dog, and suddenly realized that there was something wrong with this guy. At least he grasped the situation very accurately. Shangguan Wan'er really didn't get a good death. After Li Dan came to power, she was killed by Li Longji at that time. It is only 25 years now, and 25 years later, most of the people who follow Shangguan Wan'er will only be 50 or [-] years old, and it is basically impossible for those who stand in her team to survive, after all, that coup was not blood It flows like a river.

"You're not afraid..." Xin Chen looked Du Ziqin up and down: "Shangguan Wan'er is very hot right now."

"What kind of thing is she? She just relies on the Queen Mother's favor." Du Ziqin said with a smile, "I think Brother Zizhan should leave early. If he wants to serve the country, I will personally recommend Mr. Di Guo to you tomorrow." .”

I'm afraid this guy's background is really not simple. It's amazing to be able to call Wu Zetian's favorite minister that thing with a stranger.Looking carefully now, although this guy looks like a fool, his fan is made of ivory bone, the jade on his waist is also tribute-grade suet jade, and there is a huge jadeite on his belt. It can be done, and most people will be beheaded if they use this.

"Tell me." Gu Tao smiled and said, "Which prince?"

Du Zijian frowned, then chuckled, stood up and bowed to Gu Tao again: "Sister Qingzhao is just as I expected, she hides everything."

"Stop talking nonsense." Gu Tao spat: "What are you licking, I'll ask who you are, tell me quickly."

Du Ziqin laughed dryly, and sat back in his seat resentfully: "I'm sorry to say..."

"What are you embarrassed to say." Gu Tao picked up a few pastries from the table and arranged them in a row: "You look 23, although your words and deeds are cheap, but you are extremely smart. And you can't get along with Shangguan Wan'er at first sight, And don't worry about him at all, after all, only the current emperor is left, right? Li Dan."

Du Zijian's expression changed several times in succession. He sat there and fanned vigorously, and then said with a smile, "Miss Qingzhao, don't make trouble. It's not good to call the current Holy Emperor by his first name."

"Okay, okay." Gu Tao curled his lips: "You know your mother wants to be emperor, right?"

"Oh..." Du Ziqin wiped his face and said, "Don't talk about it, forget it... Forget it, forget it, I am Li Dan."

"Just say it earlier." Gu Tao curled his lips in disdain: "What are you pretending to be?"

Li Dan sighed and looked at Xin Chen: "Brother Zizhan, your sister is not a mortal."

"Neither are you." Xin Chen smiled, "I've never seen an emperor like you."

"What kind of emperor am I?" Li Dan smiled helplessly: "Forget it, this is not the place to talk."

"Aren't you afraid that people will hurt you when you come out alone?" Gu Tao ate a piece of pastry: "It's interesting to be an emperor like you."

Li Dan raised his head and was silent for a while: "What kind of thing am I? What's the point of harming me? Guys, you may not believe me if you tell me. There are not many people here who don't know that I am Li Dan."

When he said this, he felt helpless. Judging from the fact that this guy could recognize Gu Tao and the others at a glance that they were not locals, this guy was probably a frequent visitor here. He couldn't be more frequent. , he knows exactly who comes here often.

Think about it, what is the reason for an emperor to get to this point?Even the Hunjun actually did not have such a thing, which shows that he has no power at all. Everyone tacitly accepts that this stupid emperor hangs out in restaurants every day, and no one will expose it.

As for assassinating him, that is meaningless, so what if he is dead?Maybe no one even knows.

Of course, how to make a well-educated emperor look like a ruffian? This point has been completely verified by Gu Tao. He is also the heir, and the civilization he wants to inherit is many times more powerful than the Tang Dynasty.

"What are you hanging around here for every day?" Xin Chen poured a cup of tea.

"Of course it's for fun." Li Dan spread his hands: "This is connected to the palace, and no one cares about me when I go in and out. Queen Mother, you know, as long as I don't cause trouble, I can do whatever I want."

"Is this royal property?"

"I drove it." Li Dan smiled, and said triumphantly, "The best actors and best courtesans in Chang'an are all with me."

Niubi, the king of a country opened a brothel next to the palace. This is probably a thing that no one will believe when it is said.

"But speaking of it, you are not mortals. The first time these things knew my identity, they were terrified. You are very good."

"Why are you panicking?" Xin Chen said with a smile, "Whatever you want to do to me, I'll stab you to death with a chopstick."

Li Dan was taken aback for a moment, then clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, good good good good, interesting and interesting."

After laughing enough, Li Dan let out a long breath and took a sip of tea: "It's been a long time since I was so happy, you guys are really wonderful people."

This grandson... really licks. He licks everyone he meets. He has no consciousness of being an emperor at all. He is simply the ultimate golden licker.

"Say it, brother Zizhan."

"I can't afford it." Xin Chen waved his hand: "At least he is an emperor."

"Anyway..." Li Dan gasped, "Brother Zizhan is really ruthless. Let me ask, can Miss Qingzhao get married?"

Gu Tao picked up a pottery plate, put a little force on his hands, and the plate shattered.

"Excuse me." Li Dan cupped his fists.

In fact, according to the standards of modern people, Li Dan is a very interesting person. Such a person may not have much greed for power by nature, and is the best at assessing the situation. Otherwise, there will be no two concessions, and there is no way to live in peace to a natural death.

"Brother Zizhan, to be honest..." Li Dan narrowed his eyes and said seriously, "I will exchange my unmarried sister with you, and my sister for my younger sister, so there is no disadvantage."

"Your youngest sister has already given birth to two babies." Xin Chen said with a smile, "Who do you want to lie to?"

Li Dan gasped: "Be a noble concubine! Is it okay for Qingzhao's sister to be a noble concubine? The queen can't do it anymore. The queen is the one chosen by the queen mother, so I can't move."

Gu Tao had already pinched his fingers so loudly: "Brother, I have never tried to beat up the emperor."

"Beat him." Xin Chen nodded: "Don't beat him to death."

"Wait! Brother Zizhan!" Li Dan immediately clasped his fists together again: "Joke, joke, right to be a joke..."

At this time, Shangguan Wan'er finally appeared, and as soon as Li Dan saw Shangguan Wan'er, the playful expression on his face disappeared, replaced by coldness and hatred.If you look at it from this angle, he now truly shows the expression and state that an emperor should have.

"Don't worry." Xin Chen patted Li Dan on the shoulder: "Sooner or later, she will die in your hands."

Li Dan turned around and glanced at Xin Chen silently: "I'm afraid I can't do it. Let's see if my son is capable."

Speaking of which, this emperor is really sad, my mother treats him like a dog, and even a female official dares to ride on his head openly to make a fortune, if Gu Tao is him, it will be puff puff three Knife, fuck it.

Shangguan Wan'er is actually a beauty, but Gu Tao doesn't pay attention at all, she is not as good-looking as the six sons anyway, and this girl is very dirty, instead she concentrates on searching for the people around her, and Shangguan Wan'er in official uniform is surrounded by Followed by a woman dressed in men's clothing, her head lowered and her face unclear.

"Who is that person?" Xin Chen followed Gu Tao's gaze and found the woman with her head down, so he asked Li Dan in a low voice.

Li Dan looked up and sneered, "It's a monster."

"Monster?" Xin Chen paused, "What kind of demon?"

"Knows magic, and it's very strong. Shangguan Wan'er relied on this thing to come to this day, you..." Li Dan raised his head and hesitated for a while, then stopped making a sound, but dipped his hands in tea and wrote on the table A kill word.

Xin Chen smiled, but Gu Tao lowered his voice and asked, "Are you sure it's this person?"

"I know everything that turns into ashes." Li Dan clenched his fists tightly: "I want them to die even in my dreams."

Gu Tao was silent for a moment, and cast a look at Xin Chen, who pressed Xin Chen's hand, and then the two quietly whispered to each other.

"Junior brother, confirm your identity first. If it is true what the puppet emperor said, today is the day we go home!"

Gu Tao nodded slightly, then gave Euan a look, and Euan made an OK gesture clearly, while Meng Xiong stared at the short-handled rapier on the woman's waist the whole time.

"Meng Xiong, what's wrong?"

"That sword." Meng Xiong said to Xin Chen, "Chengying."

(End of this chapter)