Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 284 Who is this person?

"Theoretically speaking, the error tolerance rate of time is very high, and it will self-correct the original trajectory, so this is why we revealed the future to others but were not expelled."

Gu Tao was sitting by the fire, dancing and talking. Xin Chen next to him was yawning, and Sister An’s condition recovered a lot after a few days. After all, the spiritual power in this era is relatively abundant, and it is very convenient for her to absorb it. It is easier to restore vitality, and now Sister Eucalyptus has recovered about 30.00%. Although it is like being lowered than before, some small spells can already be cast, so Gu Tao has enjoyed the first time since coming here. Take a hot bath.

After taking a bath, Gu Tao sat in the thatched hut bored and set up a dragon gate formation with Xin Chen.

"So we have to do big things, such as burning Chang'an."

Xin Chen suddenly regained his energy. He realized that even though this guy talked about being the leader, he never let go of the thought of setting Chang'an City on fire.

"No." Xin Chen shook his head: "You are destroying a totem, no."

"In fact, it's nothing. At most, it's just a sentence that suddenly appeared in the history books - In the first year of Chui Gong, Chang'an was burned, Chang'an City and Daming Palace were burned down, hundreds of thousands of people were displaced, Zhongzong Li Xian, Queen Zetianshun Waiting to be buried in the sea of ​​fire.”

"No." Xin Chen resolutely shook his head, "No."

Is it okay to really burn Chang'an City?The alien invasion would have happened 100 years earlier. Although Xin Chen is more immortal, he is definitely not a fool. He has also seen movies such as Planet of the Apes and Butterfly Effect. If there is such a big fire, when they go back, it is very likely You will find that the streets are full of Semu people holding AKs and fighting in da da da. The whole China is divided into 27 countries in East Asia, and they are fighting with each other. You can refer to Damascus for the civilization and inheritance of chickens.

This kind of thing is absolutely unacceptable, so Xin Chen’s theory is that no matter what you do, you can’t break the roots of your own civilization. It doesn’t matter who is the emperor, but this culture must be passed down, and those who want to burn Chang’an will be dragged out and beat with sticks Die, it's that simple.

So Gu Tao's idea was completely rejected, which made Gu Tao very distressed, but he was right, if someone went back to the past and wanted to burn the former capital of his mother planet, he would not risk his life because the other party hadn't done anything yet. Come on, as for convincing people with virtue, go to hell.

"Okay, then we're left with the line of being the leader." Gu Tao rubbed his chin: "If I'm not wrong, a professional rebel cult like the White Lotus Sect will never let go of the chaos before Wu Zetian ascended the throne. Yes, then according to the normal history, Wu Zetian became the emperor smoothly, so what we have to do is to put her on the throne smoothly. If the timeline is the same, then we may be the only one in the history of Chinese civilization. An orthodox empress has ascended the throne."

"Not necessarily." Xin Chen shook his head: "Don't forget, the leader is also a woman."

"Haha, that's right, maybe it's another queen, Empress Bailian who overthrew the Tang Dynasty and established the Chinese Buddhist Kingdom." Gu Tao patted his thigh and smiled, "This name feels... like the kind of king who stands in the deep mountains and old forests. Bandits."

"Well, the wife is the queen, the son is the prince, the neighbor Er Gouzi is the prime minister, and Er Gouzi's daughter is the queen's village-level country." Xin Chen also laughed: "In fact, he is quite interesting."

"Okay, the burning of Chang'an is on hold for now, let's talk about how to kill the leader first."

As I said before, the leader is now by Shangguan Wan'er's side. According to Shangguan Wan'er's historical records, this female prime minister is a very smart person. It is really difficult to deceive her, unless she takes the initiative to talk to this The leader of Bailian reached a consensus.

Then this matter is interesting, Shangguan Wan'er, who was deeply favored by Wu Zetian and once became the concubine of Zhongzong, actually hooked up with the White Lotus Sect, intending to rebel!

Gu Tao really doesn't understand these rebels. Except for special periods, such as Zhao Kuangyin and the like, otherwise this kind of foreign rebellion is basically unsuccessful. The reason why Wu Zetian was able to proclaim the emperor is because she is at the right time and place. He's a woman who just happened to meet Li Xian, and it's useless to meet Li Xian. In addition, they are all immediate relatives.But what is your Shangguan Wan'er?Amnesty for slaves to rebel and proclaim themselves emperor is not in line with the core values ​​of society.

So, rights are still easy to lose.

But let’s not say it. If it is really the White Lotus Sect, it might be possible to succeed. No matter how long it lasts, it is still possible to ascend the throne. After all, Hong Xiuquan can do such things as misleading people. Buddhism is comparable to Jesus. Christ is much more ingrained.

"Cuilan, tell me how we can get close to Shangguan Wan'er."

Cuilan, who was dozing off next to her, was called out by Gu Tao, and immediately shivered. She raised her head in a daze, "Shangguan Wan'er is very suspicious, and because of her special status, she usually doesn't see strangers, but I heard that he likes poetry and songs." Fu, there will be a poetry meeting every month, the two of you can give it a try."

In fact, everything Cuilan knows is almost finished, she is useless, and from the day she was taken away from the Dark Fragrance Bureau, she has nothing to do with Chang'an, and she can't go back even if she is asked to go back. , so after getting this information, Gu Tao suddenly laughed and asked, "Cuilan, I never asked, where is your hometown?"

"People from Yuzhang."

Gu Tao scratched his chin: "People from Nanchang...it's quite far away. If we let you go, can you go home safely?"

"Cuilan has no home anymore. If you two let me go, I might go to the north." Cuilan hugged her knees: "There is someone waiting for me there."

"Oh? Tell me your story." Gu Tao suddenly became interested in gossip: "Who is waiting for you?"

"A fool." Cuilan said fool, but there was an indescribable happiness on her face: "He is a fool, and he doesn't dislike my dirty body."

"Okay." Gu Tao waved his hand: "Go, you are free."

Cuilan froze for a moment, then kowtowed to Gu Tao and Xin Chen, walked out of the hut without looking back, and disappeared into the darkness.No nonsense, just let go.This is a typical experienced rivers and lakes person, who runs away before the other party changes his mind, and the nagging usually does not have a good result.

"Say, what if we go to participate in a poem?"

"The two of us?" Xin Chen looked Gu Tao up and down: "We will be kicked out."

"What should I do?"

Xin Chen rubbed his hands: "Master said, the first step in the world is to pretend! Wait, brother."

After Xin Chen finished speaking, he ran out. About half an hour later, he came back with a big bag on his back. There were all kinds of outfits in it. It looked like he was going out to be a thief. He put a big bag of clothes in the On the meadow, he folded his arms and looked at Gu Tao: "First of all, our goal is to become a decent young master."
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The environment of design and modeling has undergone heated discussions. In this era, because of the supremacy of feminism, the social aesthetic trend has gradually become feminine, and the kind of powerful men are gradually becoming less popular. The handsome boy is the king. The handsome boy must first look good. Both Gu Tao and Xin Chen have achieved one. Although Gu Tao looks better in women's clothing, it's not bad if it's in men's clothing.

And the focus of their dispute is here...

"I don't want women's clothing!"

Gu Tao kicked the emerald green dress away with his feet: "Why am I dressing as a woman!"

"Brother thinks it's better for you to pretend to be my wife, and sister An to pretend to be your older sister."

"Get out." Gu Tao threw away his skirt: "Crawl away for me."

Although Xin Chen is persuasive and persuasive, Gu Tao refuses to obey, and finally has no choice but to compromise. Mengxiong pretends to be a man, and Sister Yu also dresses up as a man. Everyone is a man, and then they go to the upcoming spring equinox poetry meeting together.But... here comes another point of contention.

"Mengxiong can do it, but it's my family!" Gu Tao walked to Yu's side, and gestured along her curve: "As long as you don't blindly see that it's a woman disguised as a man!"

"Mengxiong is very wronged all of a sudden." Xin Chen patted the aggrieved Mengxiong: "What do you think Yu is? Her transformation ability is beyond your imagination, sister Yu! Show him a show."

Eucalyptus with a cute face was eating a poisonous mushroom. When she heard Xin Chen's words, her body flickered a few times, and then a young man with red lips and white teeth and a face like a bright star appeared in front of Gu Tao. It looks a bit like a eucalyptus, but... it's really a man.

"My elder sister?" Gu Tao rushed over and circled her twice, then put his hand in along her neckline, and then stood there dumbfounded as if struck by lightning, "No more... no more..."

"There are some."

Gu Tao held down Gu Tao's hand, and then returned to its original shape. Suddenly, Gu Tao felt that his hand was sandwiched by something soft, and his skin was like cream...

"Huh... it's okay."

"Mengxiong itself is also a sword of illusion, so there is no problem with the transformation."

At the end of the night, after everyone confirmed their respective identities, Gu Tao was actually shocked. They all said that it's not a problem for a man to be sexy, but it's still not a problem for a woman to be handsome, whether it's Eucalyptus or Mengxiong. , the two young men they transformed into instantly defeated Xin Chen and Gu Tao. That kind of soft yet strong, elegant and unparalleled ancient costume appearance is really enough to make women of all eras go crazy, especially It's Meng Xiong who is the sword herself. She has a fierce temperament and is quite handsome.And spring is also the best time for Eucalyptus. As soon as she stood there, she felt that the energy in her body was almost bursting out, and the sun was so bright that people didn't dare to open their eyes.And Xin Chen and Gu Tao were by the side, gloomy... so gloomy.

"Let's talk about the slogan first." Xin Chen moved a stone: "We don't show our true colors this time, but the characteristics of the junior brother are too obvious, and he can't change form, so it is very dangerous."

"What on earth do you want!" Gu Tao gritted his teeth: "Isn't it just wearing women's clothing? I just want to wear it!"

"Junior Brother." Xin Chen turned around with a smile on his face and gave Gu Tao a thumbs up: "Great!"

Soon, under the costumes of Mengxiong and Eucalyptus, Miss Gu was born, with a girl's head coiled on her head, and a hair pin left by Cuilan, wearing a long green radish skirt and a goose-yellow gown , wearing a piece of red string on her wrist, her lips were painted with vermilion, eye shadow was applied with peach-red flower paste, fine pollen was lightly applied on her cheeks with a small brush, and shadow was added on the bridge of her nose.She looks like a girl of a foreign race with willow eyebrows and big eyes, with big hands and feet, a tall figure, and picturesque eyebrows and eyes.

"Perfect." Xin Chen circled Gu Tao twice: "Junior brother, you are really as beautiful as a fairy."

"I'll give your grandma a leg." Gu Tao spat, and the golden step on his head immediately made a clattering sound: "Why are you wearing my women's clothes!"

"Because you don't study hard, you don't know how to change form." Xin Chen wiped his face with his hand, and two strands of long temples appeared on his face. The man turned into a very elegant looking little brother: "Hey, junior brother. Remember, my name is Su Shi, my name is Zizhan, and my name is Dongpo Lay. You are my younger sister, Li Qingzhao."

"You fucking..." Gu Tao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Su Dongpo is Li Qingzhao's older brother, so you're not bullying."

"Leaving aside the details, who knows people in this era." Xin Chen smiled and said, "Sister Yu is Tang Yin, Tang Bohu. Meng Xiong can be called Li Bai... No, no, don't use the ones from the Tang Dynasty, Meng Xiong just It’s better to call Mengxiong, Feixiong enters the dream, Liu Mengxiong.”

Gu Tao folded his arms and looked at Xin Chen: "You really eat wire to pull the fence, you really know how to weave it."

"When the time comes to participate in the poetry meeting, you know what I mean, the three hundred poems of the Tang Dynasty? As long as you can successfully attract Shangguan Wan'er."

"Here comes the key question." Gu Tao touched his chin: "You bastard, you are clearly a planner, why do you always ask me to come up with ideas?"

Xin Chen raised his head: "If senior brother is not lazy, he will never meet you."

Okay...Xin Chen is really lazy, so lazy that he doesn't even want to move his mind, but Gu Tao remembers how he was tricked into going on the road by him back then, this guy...not to be underestimated.

But let's not say... women's clothing looks good after wearing it.

According to Cuilan's information, the Vernal Equinox Poetry Meeting will be held tomorrow night at the Drunken Spring Building in Chang'an City. At that time, all the young talents in the city will go there, in order to make Shangguan Wan'er fancy her. Whether it's the empress dowager's appearance or the confinement of a superior official, anyway, it's more efficient than climbing up step by step by yourself.

"What about my voice?"

As soon as Gu Tao finished speaking, Eucalyptus took out a colorful mushroom and smiled at him. The smile was pure, but the mushroom was really gorgeous...

Really, this is the first time Gu Tao feels that humans and animals are harmless, but there is a heinous bastard living in his heart...

"Sister Eucalyptus, what are the benefits of torturing me?"

Eucalyptus hugged Gu Tao's neck from behind and kissed him on the cheek: "You are cute."

(End of this chapter)