I cried countless students in the exam

Chapter 73 Teacher Shen's class is starting again!

Big Vs on Weibo are also forwarding Weibo one after another!
"A certain college teacher said: This year's Chinese test for the second year of senior high school in Beijing is so difficult that it is outrageous! "

"The tens of thousands of students who participated in the final exam of the second year of senior high school in Beijing City left the exam room with red eyes! "

"Examination Question Law King Shows His Power Again! "

"Su Dongpo and Yuan Mei, who is the real foodie?" "

However, after the Chinese exam, half an hour after the break, there were already various answers to the exam questions on Weibo!
For example, for the question of who is the real foodie, Su Dongpo or Yuan Mei, many students posted their answers on Weibo, seeking likes from Weibo netizens.

Feng Duanxuecan: "What does it matter to me which of the two of them is a foodie? Anyway, I am the most powerful foodie!"

Watch the wind and listen to the rain and talk about the world: "Whoever Shen Ping said can win, I think who can win!"

Liu Niuniu: "Why should I pay attention to Su Dongpo and Yuan Mei who are foodies? I want to unite with them and beat that bastard Shen Ping to death!"

In addition to the above answers, many high school teachers went to Shen Ping's Weibo to complain!

Ding Yulan, director of politics and education at No. [-] High School in Beijing: "Mr. Xiao Shen is too hard on the questions, isn't this set of Chinese test papers too difficult? Standing on the campus today, watching the students walking out of the test room, all of them came out with mournful faces. .”

Ding Ruizhen, an associate professor at the university: "When Teacher Xiao Shen came up with the question, I'm afraid he had already expected today?"

Official Weibo of No. [-] High School: "Hee hee, Teacher Xiao Shen is not ready to live. The students on campus are gnashing their teeth angrily, saying that as soon as they see Teacher Xiao Shen once, they will spit on him!"

Vice Principal of Xinyuan Middle School: “The questions asked by Teacher Xiao Shen really test the candidates’ brains!”

Kang Xue, the teaching director of Tianxing Middle School, said: "You can't blame Mr. Shen, if you want to blame, you can blame the Education Bureau. They asked this year's exam papers to be more difficult, and this final exam, all the exam papers in the entire capital city are the same. , all the second-year high school students stand on the same starting point, and the final test is whether the usual study is solid!"

Everyone knows that it is a requirement of the Education Bureau.

But the examinees were only targeting Shen Ping. Most of the candidates had rushed into Shen Ping's Weibo, screaming in anger, and some people shouted and asked Shen Ping to hand over the standard answers for the Chinese test paper. After all, the Chinese test paper has been sealed!

"that's right!"

"Hurry up and tell me the answers to the Chinese test paper!"

"Damn it, Shen Ping, get out quickly!"

"Demand Shen Ping to hand over the answers to the Chinese test questions!"

"That's right! If you don't hand it over, I will throw feces at Teacher Xiao Shen's house! Don't ask me why I know where his family lives, because I am the student he taught! I took the day and night defense exam, but I was beaten by myself My teacher is screwed!"

"Big brother upstairs, call me when you're throwing dung!"

The clamoring voices came one after another, wave after wave, without stopping!

Just when the candidates looked angry, Shen Ping suddenly posted a Weibo: "Students, calm down, as long as you change your mind, you will find that the Chinese test paper is actually not difficult, very simple." In this world, The exam questions on the exam paper are not too difficult, and most students can pass easily. In fact, it is because the Education Bureau or teachers take students' emotions into consideration when writing the questions, unless they really don't like learning, or they never like to study. Those who don't study will fail even if the exam questions are simple. So when Shen Ping came out with the exam, all the candidates in the entire capital city were angry!

Candidates gritted their teeth angrily!
As soon as Shen Ping posted on Weibo, tens of thousands of high school students in Beijing immediately found a place to vent their anger!
"You bastard! Don't let me see you anywhere in the capital!"

"What kind of problems are there!"

"Who is the real foodie, Su Shi or Yuan Mei? What the hell are these!"

As soon as Shen Ping posted on Weibo, he was chased and scolded by countless candidates.

Sitting on the sofa at home, Shen Ping looked at Fan Danqiu who was watching TV, and immediately tweeted shamelessly: "Why are you scolding me? The question of who is the real foodie, Su Shi or Yuan Mei, is very simple. What do you think? It’s just because I don’t study hard at ordinary times.”

on Weibo.

Candidates: "???"

Ding Yulan of No. [-] High School: "???"

University associate professor Ding Ruizhen: "???"

Second High School official Weibo: "???"

Even the teachers who worked out the questions together said: "???"

"Extremely simple?"

"Won't your conscience hurt?!"

"I rely on you to be deceived by lard, right? Since when is this question easy?!"

"Su Shi and Yuan Mei are not from the same era at all, how can they compete?"

"This kind of test question without an asshole, only you, Shen Ping, can come up with it!"

Looking at the overwhelming comments, black lines appeared on Shen Ping's forehead, and he immediately posted on Weibo: "There is a standard answer for this question in the Chinese textbook, don't you all forget it?"

Candidates are even more angry!
"impossible!"

"There is no such question in the Chinese textbook!"

"Shen Ping, just admit that you deliberately tricked us!"

Seeing that Shen Ping refused to admit it, more and more candidates joined the team of spraying Shen Ping.

With his legs crossed together, Shen Ping couldn't help shaking his head and laughing.

There is no such question in the textbook?

joke!

Since I can come up with this test question, it means that there must be it in the Chinese textbook!
Since you don't believe me, I will reluctantly tell you who will win in the competition between Su Dongpo and Yuan Mei!
Take out the laptop, um, this laptop is made in China, as a Chinese, you have to support it, especially for patriotic and angry youth like Shen Ping, who only use domestically made electronic products, and even the computer system is made by him !
After logging into Weibo, Shen Ping's fingers crackled on the keyboard!

"Although Su Dongpo and Yuan Mei are not people of the same age, we can draw conclusions by comparing their lives."

Shen Ping posted this Weibo on Weibo, and then continued to post: "First of all, let's talk about Su Dongpo, and I want to mention the places he has visited in his life, first of all, Huangzhou, where he invented Dongpo cake, The reason was because he played chess with Monk Jilian, and the monk didn’t eat meat, so he wrote a diary saying: The monks are so fucking pretentious! They call the wine Prajna Soup, the fish Shui Suo Hua, and the chicken Zanlicai, I look down on this kind of person the most, eat whatever you want, pretend to be your mother!" (Note 1)

"After inventing Dongpo cake, Su Shi wrote in his diary: I, Su Dongpo, hereby swear that from today onwards, I will not eat more than one glass of wine and one piece of meat! Even if there are guests, I will drink at most three glasses of wine and eat three pieces of meat One is to improve my personal moral cultivation, the other is to improve my physical condition, and the third is to save money. I will definitely not eat and drink in the future. I post this as a proof. Note 2)"

When Shen Ping said this, he seemed to see the unrestrained Su Xian in history, standing in front of him alive, eating and scolding his mother, which also conformed to the law of true fragrance!

"Then...he met pork, and he would eat two bowls every morning, and explained in detail how to roast pork to make it delicious." (Note 3)

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The following are notes:
Note 1: The monk said that the wine is Prajna soup, the fish is water Suohua, and the chicken is Zanlicai.It's not beneficial, but just deceiving, the world often laughs at it.How different is it for those who do unrighteous things and give them a good name!
Note 2: Layman Dongpo has been nothing but a noble and a meat since today.There are respected guests, and three of them are full of food, which can be damaged but not increased...

Note 3: Clean the pan, with less water, the firewood head can not afford smoke and flames.Don't urge him when he is familiar with himself, he will be beautiful when he is ready.Pork is good in Huangzhou, and the price is as cheap as dirt.The noble would not eat it, and the poor would not understand it.Get up in the morning and eat two bowls, so full that you don’t care about it...

(End of this chapter)