I cried countless students in the exam
Chapter 72 All the Senior 2 students in the entire capital are crying!
Chapter 72 All the high school sophomores in the entire capital cried!
Just the first test question, the sophomores in the test room are already stunned!
These innocent and innocent adolescents showed shocking expressions on their faces, and even some female students were so frightened that the pen in their right hand fell to the table with a clatter!
They cursed at Shen Ping in their hearts, what the hell did you break the question!
Facing the Chinese test papers that wished to kill the students, tens of thousands of sophomores in all the high schools in the entire capital city had a constipated expression on their faces!
Some female students lay on the table and cried loudly!
Some male students couldn't stop shaking their hands holding the papers, and there was hatred in their eyes!
After some top students felt that this question was not too difficult, they turned their eyes to the next question. They felt that although Shen Ping's final exam paper was a bit difficult, they could always answer it, right?
Then look to the next question...
And then...there is no more!
Damn it, not a single question on the Chinese language test paper is an easy question!
The second question of the language test paper:
Material 1: As we all know, during the Northern Song Dynasty, there was a layman Dongpo, who even talked about eating when he was sick. "I am suffering from red eyes, and I may say that I can't eat it. I want to hear it, but I can't speak, saying: 'I and my son are the mouth, and the other is the eyes. How thick is the other and how thin am I? Use the other to destroy my food. , no."
Material 2: During the Qing Dynasty, there was a poet, essayist, and literary critic called Mr. Suiyuan, who was a famous gourmet in history.
——Question: When Su Dongpo and Yuan Mei had a food competition, who do you think would win?Please give an example.
"..."
Who among them can win and do my shit!These two foodies are not from the same era, so how can they compete in gourmet food?And even if two of them compete, one is a great writer and one is one of the three great writers of Qianjia and Qianjia, who do I think can win?No matter which one I choose, it might be wrong!
Many top students couldn't help but curse in their hearts: Shen Ping, it's your uncle's fault!What kind of problem did you come up with!You bastard, what are you thinking about when you have nothing to do? !
……
The third question: The second Sunday in May every year is "Mother's Day". In order to promote publicity and mobilization, the students thought of two first couplets. Please match the second couplet based on the materials provided. Materials: Only through kindness can we know. The kindness is as great as a mountain and the warmth is as great as a mountain. When you grow up, you should repay your mother’s advice a thousand times!
(1) Maternal love is as deep as the sea, not only in October; ____________________________________
(2) I was ignorant when I was young, and my mother always nagged me; __________________________________”
"Note: When answering this question, you must achieve the characteristics of the couplet—the number of words is equal, the part of speech is the same, the structure is equivalent, and the meaning is related. Reorganize according to the requirements of the question."
……
The fourth question!
Fifth question!
Sixth question!
……
After reading the entire Chinese language test paper, all the students' eyes were red!
What the hell are these questions!
Not to mention the answers, even the top three academics in their grades couldn't help but curse in their hearts after seeing these exam questions!
Even the invigilator opened the Chinese test paper and looked at it, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and he was stunned!
He has taught Chinese for most of his life!I have never seen such a question that confuses students. Even the difficult test questions in the past few years cannot be compared with this set of Chinese test papers!For example, the question about the two gourmets, even he had to think about it seriously for a while!
……
However, what made the invigilator want to vomit blood the most was that the composition was also the last question in this language examination paper.
"With the arrival of the New Year, a six-year-old child was sitting at home, watching TV excitedly.
"Son, why are you so happy?" Mom asked.
The child said that he felt that Chinese New Year was very happy, because many children played with him during Chinese New Year today.
"You look after it." Mom took out a piggy bank from behind, "What can the piggy bank be used for?"
The little boy was bewildered.
"Then Mom still has 100 yuan." Mom took out a red coin from her pocket and put it into the piggy bank. "Do you understand the meaning? The purpose of the piggy bank is to save money."
"Mom, do you mean to say that life is like saving money, storing the happiness every day, so that you can get more happiness in the future?" The little boy suddenly realized.
His mother smiled tenderly, forced him to hand over the new year's money, and gave him a beating.
"Please write an essay based on "Where is the Trust Between People", except for poetry, the subject matter is not limited, no less than 800 words!
……
After seeing the composition, teachers and students in various examination rooms in Beijing were about to cry!
your sister!
New Year's Eve, why did you take away the child's red envelope? !
Can't you take away the child's red envelope on the second day of the Lunar New Year?
And on the first day of the new year, why are you beating up your child when you have nothing to do?
This cruel mother!
How can there be a child who does not make mistakes?You can't wait until the next day when he buys a firecracker, and you beat him up with the excuse that the firecracker is too dangerous? !
Don't even think about it seriously, this bastard Shen Ping must have tricked them on purpose!This is definitely Shen Ping deliberately tricking them!This bastard is too bad!
Every question in this set of Chinese test papers is so difficult that it is outrageous!And this is just the beginning, Shen Ping still has six sets of examination papers for other subjects, waiting for them!
Thinking of this, the examination room was full of wailing!
……
In this sad atmosphere in the examination room, the students began to do the questions.
10 minutes……
half an hour...
an hour and a half...
Soon, the two-hour exam time is up!
"Jingling, Lingling..."
After the familiar and ear-piercing voice sounded, tens of thousands of sophomores from all high schools in the entire capital city handed in their papers.
After walking out of the classroom, the examinees were wailing. Some female students had already cried aloud, but the male students had stronger psychological endurance. Instead of crying, they yelled at each other!
"Shen Ping! We're not done yet!"
"This bastard! Is he still a human?!"
"Ask me Su Dongpo and Yuan Mei, who will win in terms of food? How the hell do I know! I know that if I see Shen Ping now, labor and management will go to the toilet to get a bowl of shit and smear him in the face!"
"This bastard!!!"
"Since when did the Chinese test paper deceive students so much?!"
"Is this the fucking final exam of the second year of high school?!"
"God damn composition title "Where is the trust between people?"!"
"Before the exam, our Chinese teacher asked us to prepare ourselves mentally. He said that Shen Ping, a bastard, doesn't play cards according to the routine! But who the hell would know that this bastard would come up with such a question!"
"Such a difficult question, who can think of it?!"
Not only the students, but even the Chinese teachers of all high schools in Beijing are desperate!
Lao Wang, a Chinese teacher in Class [-] and [-] of Beijing No. [-] Senior High School: "It's so fucking crazy. Every question on the Chinese test paper is not beyond the outline. Even my teacher can't figure out the answer for a while! This year The Chinese test paper is too difficult!"
Some other teachers replied on Weibo: "That's right, this is the most difficult Chinese test paper for the final exam of the second year of senior high school since the founding of the People's Republic of China! One is not beyond the outline, and the other is difficult. In the knowledge points that the students usually learn, they are very fucked up, and this time my students may only barely pass!"
In the capital city, tens of thousands of students and teachers looked desperate and gnashed their teeth!
Shen Ping!You bastard!We are not finished!
(End of this chapter)
Just the first test question, the sophomores in the test room are already stunned!
These innocent and innocent adolescents showed shocking expressions on their faces, and even some female students were so frightened that the pen in their right hand fell to the table with a clatter!
They cursed at Shen Ping in their hearts, what the hell did you break the question!
Facing the Chinese test papers that wished to kill the students, tens of thousands of sophomores in all the high schools in the entire capital city had a constipated expression on their faces!
Some female students lay on the table and cried loudly!
Some male students couldn't stop shaking their hands holding the papers, and there was hatred in their eyes!
After some top students felt that this question was not too difficult, they turned their eyes to the next question. They felt that although Shen Ping's final exam paper was a bit difficult, they could always answer it, right?
Then look to the next question...
And then...there is no more!
Damn it, not a single question on the Chinese language test paper is an easy question!
The second question of the language test paper:
Material 1: As we all know, during the Northern Song Dynasty, there was a layman Dongpo, who even talked about eating when he was sick. "I am suffering from red eyes, and I may say that I can't eat it. I want to hear it, but I can't speak, saying: 'I and my son are the mouth, and the other is the eyes. How thick is the other and how thin am I? Use the other to destroy my food. , no."
Material 2: During the Qing Dynasty, there was a poet, essayist, and literary critic called Mr. Suiyuan, who was a famous gourmet in history.
——Question: When Su Dongpo and Yuan Mei had a food competition, who do you think would win?Please give an example.
"..."
Who among them can win and do my shit!These two foodies are not from the same era, so how can they compete in gourmet food?And even if two of them compete, one is a great writer and one is one of the three great writers of Qianjia and Qianjia, who do I think can win?No matter which one I choose, it might be wrong!
Many top students couldn't help but curse in their hearts: Shen Ping, it's your uncle's fault!What kind of problem did you come up with!You bastard, what are you thinking about when you have nothing to do? !
……
The third question: The second Sunday in May every year is "Mother's Day". In order to promote publicity and mobilization, the students thought of two first couplets. Please match the second couplet based on the materials provided. Materials: Only through kindness can we know. The kindness is as great as a mountain and the warmth is as great as a mountain. When you grow up, you should repay your mother’s advice a thousand times!
(1) Maternal love is as deep as the sea, not only in October; ____________________________________
(2) I was ignorant when I was young, and my mother always nagged me; __________________________________”
"Note: When answering this question, you must achieve the characteristics of the couplet—the number of words is equal, the part of speech is the same, the structure is equivalent, and the meaning is related. Reorganize according to the requirements of the question."
……
The fourth question!
Fifth question!
Sixth question!
……
After reading the entire Chinese language test paper, all the students' eyes were red!
What the hell are these questions!
Not to mention the answers, even the top three academics in their grades couldn't help but curse in their hearts after seeing these exam questions!
Even the invigilator opened the Chinese test paper and looked at it, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and he was stunned!
He has taught Chinese for most of his life!I have never seen such a question that confuses students. Even the difficult test questions in the past few years cannot be compared with this set of Chinese test papers!For example, the question about the two gourmets, even he had to think about it seriously for a while!
……
However, what made the invigilator want to vomit blood the most was that the composition was also the last question in this language examination paper.
"With the arrival of the New Year, a six-year-old child was sitting at home, watching TV excitedly.
"Son, why are you so happy?" Mom asked.
The child said that he felt that Chinese New Year was very happy, because many children played with him during Chinese New Year today.
"You look after it." Mom took out a piggy bank from behind, "What can the piggy bank be used for?"
The little boy was bewildered.
"Then Mom still has 100 yuan." Mom took out a red coin from her pocket and put it into the piggy bank. "Do you understand the meaning? The purpose of the piggy bank is to save money."
"Mom, do you mean to say that life is like saving money, storing the happiness every day, so that you can get more happiness in the future?" The little boy suddenly realized.
His mother smiled tenderly, forced him to hand over the new year's money, and gave him a beating.
"Please write an essay based on "Where is the Trust Between People", except for poetry, the subject matter is not limited, no less than 800 words!
……
After seeing the composition, teachers and students in various examination rooms in Beijing were about to cry!
your sister!
New Year's Eve, why did you take away the child's red envelope? !
Can't you take away the child's red envelope on the second day of the Lunar New Year?
And on the first day of the new year, why are you beating up your child when you have nothing to do?
This cruel mother!
How can there be a child who does not make mistakes?You can't wait until the next day when he buys a firecracker, and you beat him up with the excuse that the firecracker is too dangerous? !
Don't even think about it seriously, this bastard Shen Ping must have tricked them on purpose!This is definitely Shen Ping deliberately tricking them!This bastard is too bad!
Every question in this set of Chinese test papers is so difficult that it is outrageous!And this is just the beginning, Shen Ping still has six sets of examination papers for other subjects, waiting for them!
Thinking of this, the examination room was full of wailing!
……
In this sad atmosphere in the examination room, the students began to do the questions.
10 minutes……
half an hour...
an hour and a half...
Soon, the two-hour exam time is up!
"Jingling, Lingling..."
After the familiar and ear-piercing voice sounded, tens of thousands of sophomores from all high schools in the entire capital city handed in their papers.
After walking out of the classroom, the examinees were wailing. Some female students had already cried aloud, but the male students had stronger psychological endurance. Instead of crying, they yelled at each other!
"Shen Ping! We're not done yet!"
"This bastard! Is he still a human?!"
"Ask me Su Dongpo and Yuan Mei, who will win in terms of food? How the hell do I know! I know that if I see Shen Ping now, labor and management will go to the toilet to get a bowl of shit and smear him in the face!"
"This bastard!!!"
"Since when did the Chinese test paper deceive students so much?!"
"Is this the fucking final exam of the second year of high school?!"
"God damn composition title "Where is the trust between people?"!"
"Before the exam, our Chinese teacher asked us to prepare ourselves mentally. He said that Shen Ping, a bastard, doesn't play cards according to the routine! But who the hell would know that this bastard would come up with such a question!"
"Such a difficult question, who can think of it?!"
Not only the students, but even the Chinese teachers of all high schools in Beijing are desperate!
Lao Wang, a Chinese teacher in Class [-] and [-] of Beijing No. [-] Senior High School: "It's so fucking crazy. Every question on the Chinese test paper is not beyond the outline. Even my teacher can't figure out the answer for a while! This year The Chinese test paper is too difficult!"
Some other teachers replied on Weibo: "That's right, this is the most difficult Chinese test paper for the final exam of the second year of senior high school since the founding of the People's Republic of China! One is not beyond the outline, and the other is difficult. In the knowledge points that the students usually learn, they are very fucked up, and this time my students may only barely pass!"
In the capital city, tens of thousands of students and teachers looked desperate and gnashed their teeth!
Shen Ping!You bastard!We are not finished!
(End of this chapter)
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