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Chapter 553 Who Named It
"Why is this thing called Burning Immortal Grass? Did the Supreme Lord give it the name?"

"Why did Laojun come up with such a name? Laojun also bought it from someone else."

The Jade Emperor slapped the table and said, "Stop!"

All the singing and dancing music stopped in an instant.

The fairies who were performing seemed to be fixed there, unable to move at all.

On stage, it was as if someone had pressed the pause button.

Many gods were whispering to each other and chatting happily. However, they were frightened by the Jade Emperor's slaps one by one and were stunned for a while.

The Jade Emperor asked a fairy to bring over a cup of burning celestial grass. He looked at it, then called Taishang Laojun, and said, "Old gentleman, I heard that you gave the burning celestial grass to the Queen Mother?"

The old gentleman got up from his seat in a hurry, came to the Jade Emperor, and said: "Back to the Jade Emperor, this burnt fairy grass was bought by the owner of the Taobao shop in Yijie, and it was given to the Queen Mother for the flat peaches." It will add to the fun.”

"Laojun, tell me, why is this delicious food called Burnt Immortal Grass? Are you going to burn the gods present to death?"

Guo Qishuai felt that there was nothing wrong with the name of the burning fairy grass, but he didn't expect the Jade Emperor to be serious.

If the Jade Emperor is serious, he must have a reasonable explanation, otherwise, I may be in big trouble today.

Taishang Laojun coughed and said: "Your Majesty, this Burning Immortal Grass was sent by Guo Qishui. As for why this Burning Immortal Grass is called Burning Immortal Grass, you should ask Guo Qishhuai."

"Is Guo Qishui at the scene?"

Guo Qishui stood up from his seat, looked at the Jade Emperor with the Supreme Lord, and said, "Your Majesty, this burning fairy grass was brought from the ground by the common people and has nothing to do with the Lord."

"You, a mortal, didn't kneel when you saw me. You are so courageous. Marshal Tianpeng was thrown down to the mortal world and cast into a pig's fetus because Marshal Tianpeng said a few words to Chang'e after drinking. Is Marshal Tianpeng still big?"

Guo Qishuai honestly knelt down to the Jade Emperor, and said: "Your Majesty, please appease your anger. This is the first time Xiaomin has come to the Heavenly Court, and he doesn't understand etiquette, so I ask the Jade Emperor to forgive me."

After Guo Qishui knelt down to the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor's anger subsided and said: "This gift cannot be revoked. If you dare to be rude again next time, I will make you a dog."

"Xiao Min doesn't dare, Xiao Min will definitely be obedient next time."

"Well, that's right. Let me ask you, was it you who named this burning fairy grass?"

"Your Majesty, please be aware that the name of this burning fairy grass is definitely not given by ordinary people, but by ordinary people in the world."

The Jade Emperor originally wanted to punish Guo Qishuai for his crime, but it seemed that the crime was not easy to determine.

"Who started that?"

"There are so many people in this world, it's really hard to find out who came up with this name."

"This Burning Immortal Grass was given by you yourself. It is your responsibility to find out the person who named the Burning Immortal Grass. I want to see who has such courage and dares to despise the gods."

The Supreme Lord said: "Your Majesty, the name of the Burning Immortal Grass is just a name in the mortal world. Your Majesty, there is no need to pursue it to the end, right?"

"Laojun, you don't need to plead for him. This matter has been settled. Let Guo Qishhuai investigate. After the investigation results are obtained, I will take that person to heaven. I will personally inquire."

Guo Qishuai thought to himself, good Jade Emperor, you want to arrest me?I won't come back after I return to the mortal world, let's see how you catch me?
"Come here, give Guo Qishui a fatal pill, and let him catch the person who named me within three days."

Guo Qishuai heard "Desperate Pill"

At the time of the three words, my heart tightened, and I said: "Your Majesty, don't use this Jueming Pill, I will be obedient and find someone for you."

A famous fairy delivered a red pill to Guo Qishuai.

The medicine is on the plate, and next to it is a teapot.

The little fairy skillfully took the Life-Destroying Pill and said to Guo Qishui: "Are you going to do it yourself or let the little fairy do it for you?"

Guo Qishui looked at the Jade Emperor and said: "Your Majesty, I also have good intentions to bring you delicious food. Your Majesty treats me like this, are you not afraid that I will die?"

"The Jueming Pill won't kill you soon, as long as you can bring the person who named the Immortal Burning Grass over within three days, I will ask him a few questions."

Guo Qishai said: "Your Majesty thinks too highly of me. How can I be so capable of doing this kind of thing?"

"If you can't do it, then you will die. The antidote is with me."

"Young people do your best!"

"Get back!"

After Guo Qishuai took the Jueming Pill with warm water, he withdrew.

Taishang Laojun said: "Your Majesty, although the name of the burnt fairy grass is not pleasant, the taste of the burnt fairy grass is very delicious. How about I give a cup to each of the gods present?"

"When I heard the word Shaoxian, my stomach started to churn. My share will be spared, Laojun, you can give it to other gods first!"

Taishang Laojun waved the whisk in his hand a few times, and the thousand cups of burnt fairy grass on the table flew to the tables of all the gods.

The Queen Mother said: "Everyone, the taste of the burnt jelly grass is really delicious. Let's taste it slowly first."

The Barefoot Immortal took a sip of the burnt grass jelly, he was full of praise, and said: "Oh, why do I think the taste of the burnt jelly grass is better than that of flat peaches?"

"Oh, this is really a fairy product in the world, it's so delicious."

Manjushri Bodhisattva couldn't help but said: "Good stuff, it's really good stuff! I drank the entire cup in one breath. I want to ask if you still have the burning fairy grass?"

The Queen Mother said: "The Taishang Laojun ordered a total of 1000 cups, and each of the [-] people who participated in the Peach Blossom Party will have a cup, except for your Majesty's cup..."

When the Jade Emperor saw that all the gods were praising the burning jelly grass, he couldn't help but said: "Queen Mother, when did I say that I won't drink the burning jelly grass?"

Then the Queen Mother said: "Right now there is no cup of roasted fairy grass. If you want to drink it, you can only wait for the Pantao Festival next year."

The Jade Emperor pierced the plastic cup with a pipe and took a slow sip. His eyes suddenly widened a lot, "I have never tasted this before. It is indeed good stuff."

The Queen Mother said on the side: "Your Majesty, since you think the burnt jelly grass tastes good, can you be kind enough to cure the poison on Guo Qishuai's body?"

"Queen Mother, how can I change my words casually? The person who named this drink is definitely not a kind person. I must teach him a small lesson. Guo Qishui captures him. This is what he should do."

The Barefoot Immortal suddenly clutched his stomach and said, "Hey, hey, I can't do it anymore, I have to go to the toilet."

As soon as the Barefoot Immortal stood up, he farted.

The farting sound was also very loud, like drumming.

Those gods who are usually reserved, unconsciously covered me and lowered their noses at this time.

The Jade Emperor also said: "This Barefoot Immortal has so many things to do. He just went to have a bowel movement after eating."

After the Barefoot Immortal left, Manjushri also stood up and said that he had a severe stomachache and wanted to leave.

Manjushri Bodhisattva did not hold back, and after standing up, he farted.


(End of this chapter)