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Chapter 552 Peach Festival
Guo Chengwang couldn't get through the phone, so he asked Guo Pingping, "Where did the burnt jelly you unloaded from the car go?"

Guo Pingping said: "Who told you that there was burning jelly grass?"

"What are you and your brother doing?" Master Zheng said himself. He brought out the burnt jelly from the store. There are a thousand cups. I said what did your brother buy so many burnt jelly?Can he drink it all by himself? "

"Dad, don't worry about it."

"With a thousand cups of burning jelly grass, you can give me a drink, right?"

"No. If you want to drink it, I can buy it for you, but my brother's burning fairy grass is given as a gift, so I can't give it to you to drink."

"Send to whom?"

"I can't tell you."

"It doesn't matter if you don't say anything, but I can tell you that if your brother does something outrageous, I won't spend any of the money he earns in the future."

"Okay, Dad, don't you know what my brother is like?"

After Guo Qishuai flashed a white light, he came to the Tushita Palace of the Taishang Laojun.

After the Taishang Laojun saw Guo Qishuai, he was very happy, and said: "You are finally here. The flat peach festival is about to start. I am still worried that your burnt fairy grass will not be delivered on time?"

"Don't worry, Laojun, how could I mess up?"

"A thousand cups of burning jelly grass, are they all there?"

"It's all there."

"I told the Queen Mother how delicious your roasted jelly grass is. The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor were very happy after hearing this. They think the roasted jelly grass is the biggest highlight of this year's Peach Fair."

"Old gentleman, does this fairy really like to drink burnt fairy grass?"

"The gods in the sky have never tasted such delicious burnt fairy grass. You take out the burnt fairy grass first, and I will send it to the Peach Fair."

"Old gentleman, this year's Pantao Festival must be very lively, right?"

"Yes, Tathagata, Guanyin, Zhenyuan Daxian, Bodhi Patriarch, and all kinds of gods are there, which is much more lively than in previous years. This year, many gods have heard that there is such a delicacy as burning fairy grass, and they can't wait to try it. .”

"Old gentleman, since the things have been delivered, I will go back first."

"Hey, you can't go now."

"Why? Is there anything else?"

"You are the grandson of the Queen Mother, and you are also eligible to participate in this flat peach festival."

"I didn't prepare any presents?"

"Didn't you prepare this burning fairy grass?"

"Can this count?"

"Of course it's fine."

When the Peach Festival was about to start, the Queen Mother called Taishang Laojun and Guo Qishuai to her, and said, "Old Lord, are you ready to burn the fairy grass that you told me? There are many gods waiting to drink and burn." Fairy grass."

Taishang Laojun said: "Please rest assured, Queen Mother, a thousand cups of burning jelly grass has been prepared, and there will be no mistakes."

"Well, that's good. I think all the gods are here, so let's start the peach event!"

The main entertainment program of the Pantao Festival is singing and dancing.

The dance of the fairies is beautiful and attractive, with complex movements. They can even turn into a flower without any special effects, and the movements of flying in the sky do not need any tricks, which looks very real.

There is a large dance team, with fifty male immortals and fifty female immortals, forming a huge dance team.

They danced on the fairy pond, changing various formations, and the visual impact was particularly powerful.

Guo Qishuai felt that the dance was more spectacular than the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, and that dance team would definitely be able to easily get No.1 in the Spring Festival Gala.

However, this dance is not the most exciting, the most exciting is the peach dance brought by Chang'e.

Chang'e's dance was so beautiful that every move she made could make the gods sitting there have their hearts beat faster.

The Jade Emperor's neck stretched out a bit, and his eyes might be looking at the wrong place, so the Queen Mother kicked his leg and said, "Your Majesty, why hasn't your dancing problem improved?"

"I was excited for a while, the key is that Chang'e's dance is really wonderful, this year is better than previous years."

"Yes, Chang'e is also the most beautiful in the sky. Marshal Canopy made a big mistake because he took one more look at her back then. General Roller also gave us tea when he took one more look at Chang'e. , she was in a trance, and finally broke the glass cup. There is nothing to say about Chang'e's beauty, but don't forget, Your Majesty, she is Houyi's wife."

The Jade Emperor coughed twice and said, "Queen Mother, why do you smell so sour today? Have you soaked in the wine jar?"

The Queen Mother glared at the Jade Emperor angrily and said, "You have just been soaked in vinegar."

"Hey, Queen Mother, because of Chang'e's beauty, Marshal Canopy was demoted to the mortal world and cast into a pig's womb. This rolling curtain general is not a womanizer. The Queen Mother said that he broke the glass because of Chang'e." Zhan, this is probably an unwarranted crime, right?"

"Anyway, the beauty of this Chang'e is recognized by all the gods in the sky. Alright, Your Majesty, this Chang'e's dance is over, and it's time for us to taste the flat peaches."

"Oh, it's flat peaches every year. I have indigestion after eating them. I can't pull them out these days."

The Queen Mother coughed twice and said, "Your Majesty, this is a peach festival. You have to pay attention to your words and deeds."

"My stomach has been very distended for the past few days. I really can't eat this flat peach."

The Queen Mother looked unhappy, and said: "Your Majesty, you eat flat peaches every day, so naturally you feel that these flat peaches are tasteless, but look at those gods, the Barefoot Immortal, Taibai Jinxing, Zhenyuan Immortal, even the Bodhi Patriarch and Tathagata eat it." You have to relish it. If you look over there, there were six flat peaches on Guanyin's plate, but in the end, they are all gone. If you look at the other little fairies, there is not a single flat peach left in front of them."

The Jade Emperor said: "I am the Ninth Five Supreme Being, in charge of the peace of the six realms. How can you compare me with them? If there are no other delicacies, I think this peach banquet can be withdrawn and let all the immortals go back."

"Your Majesty, this year's Pantao Fair has one more thing than previous years."

"what?"

"tasty."

The Jade Emperor said excitedly: "Queen Mother, you really prepared something good this year, please take it out and share it with all the gods."

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, I didn't prepare this delicacy, it was prepared by Taishang Laojun for all the gods."

"What? Is it Taishang Laojun?" The Jade Emperor's face immediately changed, and he said: "What other good things can Taishang Laojun prepare? The eight-flavored sour plum soup he prepared last year, I can't forget the taste to this day. , how many gods vomited for three days after drinking it."

The Queen Mother said: "Last year's sour plum soup was for all the gods to lax. It's just that Laojun's medicine was a little heavy, so all the gods spit out what they ate."

"Is there a laxative like him? Laxative can pass things down the throat? Laojun also does some unreliable things."

"Don't worry, this year's burning jelly grass..."

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he spat out the cup of tea he had just drunk and said, "What? What are you burning?"

"Look at you? You don't look like you have been the Jade Emperor for tens of thousands of years."


(End of this chapter)