LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 51: The Birth of the Worst VN
Game time 1:45.

The bottom line has just emerged and has not yet met.

The poor VN died again under the output of the middle-aged beer belly uncle, the hunchback tauren, and the steaming robot in turn.

The human head was snatched away by the ignition of the bull's head.

The triangular grass is not far from the defense tower. Even if there is a serial control VN on the opposite side, you can walk a few steps and flash into the tower after removing the negative status.

However, he was surrounded and beaten by three people.

If any two of the bull head, the robot, and the wine barrel attack back and forth, VN will not die at all.

She is completely able to enter the attack range of the defense tower with more than a hundred health bars after she is exhausted and fully engaged in both skills.

But the three of them took turns, and she really couldn't hold on.

After all, she is only level 1 at this time, and she is a crispy ADC.

In an e-sports hotel, a man's face turned black. He looked at the gray screen with unspeakable anger in his heart, but he watched his girlfriend who was concentrating on manipulating Morgana to mend three melee soldiers with residual blood, and was about to export. The swear words were swallowed back abruptly.

It's annoying.

This robot is really annoying! !

During Banpick, he discovered that the enemy chose the weird combination of bull head + robot.

As a platinum god with a girlfriend, he can obviously feel the conspiracy atmosphere emanating from the two non-human creature hero icons.

After some careful consideration, he asked his girlfriend on the fifth floor to finally choose Morgana.

Humph.

Serial control.

Do you think I can't see this little trick?
You only need Morgana's E skill to avoid control, plus a VN that shoots 2.5% HP damage per second, your bull head + robot is just a cash machine under my crossbow.

Take your withdrawal in the early stage.

In the mid-term, rely on the gold coins you contributed to show off.

Later...

Is there a later stage?
At that time, I was already outputting crazily on the bed.

The ideal is full, but the reality is the backbone.

It is true that Morgana's E skill is very very aimed at the serial control of the machine cow combination.

But which Morgana learns E at the first level?
"Baby, why are you dead again?"

The girlfriend who played Morgana got two melee soldiers, and then found that the system was broadcasting that her VN was killed by the enemy's bull head.

"Uh...the opposite bottom laner and the jungler are hiding in the triangular grass. I didn't notice that I was hooked by the robot."

"Like this, can you still win this game?"

The man rubbed his nose, and said affirmatively: "When you upgrade to level 2 and learn the E skill, and you go directly to GG in the bottom lane, you will be firmly promoted to Silver."

"Great... ahhh, the two of them are here. What should I do?"

On the screen, the tauren + the robot were directly attached to the wall and arced from the left back to Morgana, who was holding the long-range soldiers.

"Qiqiqi went around directly, I don't know if it will kill me, I didn't ignite it."

"Cousin, I have. Fuck her, fuck her!!"

"Then let's do something!"

Under the command of her boyfriend, Morgana turned on the S-shaped snakeskin walking mode, not wanting to give the robot a chance to hook her.

however.

What they didn't expect was that the robot and the tauren rushed towards Morgana regardless.

"Qiqiqi, don't hook first, I'll Q first."

"That's great, that's enough."

After Morgana withstood a general attack from the robot and the tauren, she was instantly shaken to the sky by the corrupt custom accused by a certain parent.

"a ha ha ha--"

"Hey hey, watch enough, I'll wait for her to hand over before hooking."

"Hey hey..."

Morgana had less than half her health when she touched the ground again.

She immediately handed over the flash and entered the attack range of the defense tower.

Looking at the majestic buildings rising from the ground in front of her, Morgana's nervousness disappeared instantly.

It was replaced by the sense of security for the rest of your life, as comfortable and happy as being in the arms of your boyfriend.

but.

The flying mechanical arm kept her away from this short-lived warmth.

"Pleasant! It's so good!!"

"Biaogou, you can take the sauce."

"Why did you start talking again?"

"Hey hey...it's like this every time I play a game."

"..."

At 2 minutes and 26 seconds, Niutou successfully won the second head of the game.

Zhang Zijing began to interact with the barrage while replenishing soldiers.

"Brother Meng, is the combination of the Robot Special Forces disgusting? Is it strong?"

"Now we are only level 1, and we can only rely on the robot's Q skill to start without close encounters."

"The VN on the opposite side is not a policewoman, and its range is only 550 yards. When we reach the second level, she can't make up for it. As soon as I go up, I will launch a WQ second company. Then Qiqiqi's robot is hooked, and the E skill is knocked into the air. die."

"Morgana's E skill?"

"It's harmless, she only has one E skill. If she gives it to VN, we'll kill her, and if she gives it to us, we'll kill VN."

"Hey hey hey hey..."

indeed.

This is a brass-top-silver-bottom matchup. Although Zhang Zijing doesn't know that Morgana is a Caicai girl, he can be sure that the robot special team with serial control and multiple pre-emptive means will definitely make her in a hurry , I even forgot that I have the [Dark Shield] skill.

In the low-end game of S7, the support with the hook is always the most feared thing for the opposite bottom lane duo.

The QE second company of the robot and the WQ second company of the bull head made the girl support on the opposite side very scared.

"Bao, what should I do! The opponent is full of controllers, how do you play this game?"

In the e-sports hotel, the man right-clicked the mouse on the small map in front of the first tower, then stroked his girlfriend's hair and comforted him: "Don't panic, after you learn the E skill, you see the robot is going to hook or the bull's head is going forward Just put it on yourself."

"There's nothing they can do about you."

"But I'm nervous..."

"It's okay... I'll go!"

The man saw a huge mechanical arm protruding from the grass in the lower right corner of the screen, immediately withdrew his right hand that was in contact with his girlfriend, and frantically right-clicked the mouse.

However, he was still slow.

A white light appeared at the edge of the screen, and VN was pulled away by the robot Q again.

The remaining three long-range soldiers in the first wave and the six small soldiers in the second wave have been eaten by bull heads.

The duo of the Mecha Special Forces has already been promoted to the second level.

The moment VN was pulled to the robot, he was punched to the sky.

A large wave of small soldier attacks also followed.

"I... special..."

In the end, the man still restrained himself from saying the single word abbreviation for his mother.

Silently watching VN hit the wall behind him by Tauren W as soon as he fell to the ground.

The robot's general attack followed.

Immediately after getting out of the uncontrolled state, it was thrown into the sky by the Tauren's [Earth Shatter], staying for a second.

Then, when it landed again, the screen was already gray.

In the chat box, a line of taunts from the other tauren popped up.

"[Everyone] you ask is custom (Tau Chief): Night Hunting, are you angry?"

"[Everyone] though I'm just a bronze (steam robot): died laughing, ahahahahaha~"

After a little thought, the man glanced at his girlfriend beside him, and silently entered "/ALL no".

After seeing VN's answer, Zhang Zijing and Qi Qiqi let out devilish laughter again.

"Hey yo yo hey...laugh...you can't laugh anymore brother Meng."

"Hahaha... Ka Ka Ka Ka..."

A wave of bullet screens is coming:

"Qizai's laughter is really magical (manually laughing and crying)."

"Please increase your strength!!"

"Wolong, don't just call me brothers all the time, I'm a female fan!"

"Die three times in 3 minutes, this VN is really miserable."

"Don't stop, I don't think VN is miserable enough, didn't you see that he posted it?"

"I'm going to try this routine after I finish the game. It feels so good."

"Wolong opened a quiz, and I died a few times in this round of VN."

……

Biting the tip of his tongue lightly, Zhang Zijing finally stopped laughing.

If you keep laughing, you won't be able to play the game.

"Qiqiqi... Hey cough... Let's continue to squat him in the triangular grass."

"Good Dior watch dog, keep killing him."

A large wave of soldiers entered the tower, and the tauren and robots disappeared from the small map of the red party.

In the e-sports hotel.

The man noticed that the tauren and droids were almost full of blood and disappeared.

Anxiety emerged in my heart.

Manipulating the newly revived VN to stick to the wall, he switched the camera to Morgana.

At this time, Morgana has reached between the first tower and the second tower on the bottom road.

Moreover, the position is in the middle, and there is no worry about a big iron palm coming from the triangular grass in front of you.

Nearly.

Morgana was getting closer and closer to the triangle grass.

However, no hook sticks out.

"Honey, go to the triangular grass to plant an eye."

Morgana has already walked under the defense tower.

Although the girlfriend had doubts in her heart after hearing what the man said, she didn't say it out. After all, he is platinum, and his operation and understanding are much, much better than her own.

The vision of the triangular grass lights up.

There are no two non-human beings in it.

The man breathed a sigh of relief, and said to his girlfriend, "Wait until the defensive tower A hits the melee soldiers twice, and then A, so that you won't miss a knife."

"Okay, come here quickly. I'm going up to level two soon."

"Ojb...Damn!"

The yellow light flashed, and the steam robot appeared behind the wall of the swamp frog's lair, and directly pulled VN who was about to walk into the grass in front of the second tower to his side.

Immediately afterwards, the Tauren separated the WQ second company and let VN experience the feeling of flying again.

"Dominating!!"

Unstoppable voice broadcasts spread across the canyon.

3 minutes 35 seconds.

Niutau has got 4 heads, and VN has died 4 times.

Moreover, VN has not had any experience so far.

"Ahahahahahahaha!!"

"Hey hey hey ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (can anyone make a voice call?)"

Zhang Zijing and Qi Qiqi's magical laughter filled the entire live broadcast room.

If it is not a single-family villa, it will definitely receive complaints from enthusiastic aunts and uncles.

"Wolong's original sock tearing (wine barrel): Brother Long, can you stop laughing?"

"[Everyone] One Night at a Time One Night at a Time (Night Hunter): Interesting?"

Zhang Zijing glanced at the message that popped up in the chat box and laughed even louder.

And Qiqiqi was not to be outdone, and increased the volume to continue outputting.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't stand the laughter of the two of them, and they swiped the barrage one after another:
"Stop, stop, stop! Stop me! You guys are so happy!! Stop it!!"

"When I came in, I almost peed on laughter. What happened? Is the host crazy?"

"Please continue to torture VN and keep him at level 1 until the end of the game."

"The two of them laughed out loud, their foreheads roaring, roaring, roaring..."

"Laughing and posting barrage at the same time, I'm going crazy!!"

"÷birth ÷ life ÷ life ÷ life ÷ life ÷ life ÷ life..."

"Is it interesting to abuse food? Is your MA gone, the anchor?"

The user [250 Jin Ka Village Chief] has been banned by the housing management.

"You are good or bad, I like it very much."

……

After returning to the city, the extremely rich tauren directly made a book of demon law, a killing ring and a straw sandal.

In addition to the spell power provided by the rune, the AP has reached 103 points at this time.

After the machine cow special team updated their equipment, they immediately rushed towards the line without stopping.

The enemy Morgana kept missing a knife and making up a knife, and her level has reached level 4.

The tauren and the robot are only level 3 at this time because they are two people to eat experience.

As for VN, even if the experience of eating two pawns just arrived on the line, it still remains at the first level.

Just now, after killing VN, the Mech Special Forces went back to the city directly in the grass, and did not go to the line to eat soldiers.

So when it reached the line again, a large wave of minions from the red side's bottom lane were rushing towards the blue side's bottom lane tower.

"Qiqiqi, leave him alone and do it directly."

Watching the VN keep attacking the blue Fang Xiaobing under a tower, Zhang Zijing directs Qi Qiqi to rush forward.

The robot activates [Overload Operation], explosively increases its moving speed, and moves towards VN.

But VN did not retreat, but continued to pawn in A.

Just when the robot was about to approach him and hit the [Energy Iron Fist] with blue light, a white light flashed above VN's head, and he was upgraded to level 2.

The robot is repelled by VN's E skill.

Zhang Zijing couldn't help sighing, if it was the old version of Niutou, he could completely prevent this scene from happening.

Tauren revision in S6.

The original E skill and [Roar of Victory] and passive [Trample] swap positions.

One became active and the other became passive.

This makes many old tauren people very regretful (of course, not the tauren in Hanman, but the players who only love the tauren support).

老版牛头的E技能【胜利怒吼】能够回复自己60/90/120/150/180(+0.2AP)生命值，并回复附近友军的生命值，但回复效果减半。附近每有一个敌方单位阵亡，这个技能的冷却时间就会减少2秒。

Note that friendly forces here do not only refer to their own heroes, but also include their own hero summons and their own minions.

This is the source of happiness for the old tauren.

Whenever the enemy ADC wants to replenish troops, the old tauren will always press the E skill silently, and then quietly watch the green light flashing on the bloody soldiers of their own.

Then, the enemy ADC misses.

When the enemy ADC is about to continue repairing the blood cannon, the old tauren will no longer be silent, but walk towards him with slow and solid steps.

Then use the W skill [Savage Rush] to make the enemy ADC lose another Ferrari.

Oh, what a pity.

"Qiqiqi, you follow."

Zhang Zijing gave an order, and then directly flashed WQ Erlian to control VN, and activated the E skill to play the decree of Lord Thunder.

In an instant, VN's blood volume dropped by half.

"Hey……"

The man next to the Morgana player sighed, seeing the purple shield that appeared on VN's body after being shaken to the sky, he didn't say anything.

He just looked at the person he loved so much with helpless and bitter eyes.

2 seconds later.

"Unstoppable" sounded, and the tauren killed VN.

At this time, the game time is only 4 minutes and 37 seconds, and VN has been killed 5 times.

　Thank you for the 500 billion starting coins that I rewarded myself, I am so generous.

　　Thank you [Scenery in the Mountain-Color in the Sea] for the reward and 2 monthly tickets, and I wish you a smooth pass through the fourth level.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)