LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 50
Back to Wolong Island, it was almost eleven o'clock.

The 380-square-meter villa gave Qi Qiqi a great shock. All his doubts about Zhang Zijing instantly turned into ashes and disappeared.

The villa is given by the task system, so all the facilities inside are quite complete, and the decoration is full of luxury and enjoyment.

Taking advantage of the time when Qiqiqi was wandering around, Zhang Zijing spent 100 points to exchange for a computer, and then used 10 points to add a secondary screen dedicated to watching bullet screens on the right side of his computer screen, making the live broadcast more enjoyable. comfortable.

"Wuhu, cousin, your villa is too big! I almost can't find where the stairs are." Qi Qiqi walked in breathlessly, her face full of excitement.

This is where he will live for a long time to come.

Even if he is a person who can be satisfied as long as he has a computer to play, but on the premise of being able to play with a computer, he can also have a high salary, a comfortable living environment, etc., then he is not only satisfied.

This is simply enjoyment, the pinnacle of life for an Internet addicted teenager.

Even if they work for decades, those old cheaters in the electronics factory will not be able to enjoy this kind of life.

"Ah-hahahaha~"

Qi Qiqi laughed and let out a pig cry.

Suddenly, he felt a gust of wind blowing from the back of his head.

Shrinking his neck in fright, he looked at Zhang Zijing, who had slapped the air with his palm, with confused eyes.

"Brother, why did you hit me?"

Zhang Zijing's face turned pale, and he said angrily, "Did I hit you? I told you to try this new computer for a long time, but you didn't even respond, just kept giggling!"

"Uh... isn't that ancient man called Jiasha who said that he had enough food and clothing to make money. Just after eating enough, there was a sound of the young lady I saw just out of the station. Those legs... tsk, tsk, tsk."

"Snapped!!"

Zhang Zijing didn't miss this blow. Looking at Qi Qiqi who was full of aggrieved face, he rolled his eyes, "How dare you think of that kind of woman? Be careful that you don't even have bones left after eating you. Hurry up and leave." Computer, the live broadcast is about to begin."

Qi Qiqi touched her head, "hehehe" ran towards the new computer.

This time it was Zhang Zijing's turn to be puzzled. When Qi Qiqi passed by, he clearly heard "Didn't you enjoy watching it?", but when he listened carefully, it was only Qi Qiqi's silly laughter.

Weird, weird.

Is it possible that I have played too many games in the past few days and have hallucinations?

No, no.

I have the health-preserving tea given by the system, it's definitely Qi Qiqi's talking about me, I can't get it wrong.

Zhang Zijing silently picked up the oversized thermos cup on the table, and drank heavily.

Then, he said lightly to Qi Qiqi: "Brother takes good care of you, but the effect of the live broadcast is messed up, but the salary will be deducted~"

"I know, I know, although I have worked so many shifts in the electronics factory, I haven't lost the ability to cheat my teammates." Qi Qiqi crazily right-clicked the mouse and pressed F5, experiencing the long-lost refreshment.

"It's okay to cheat your teammates, but don't cheat me." Zhang Zijing took out his mobile phone while logging in to the game account newly redeemed from the system, "I sent you the game account, Black Silk Rose Silver 5. Go buy a rename card and change it." ID, I'm ready to start a live broadcast."

"receive!!"

Randomly, a push message on the status bar of the mobile phone "The anchor you follow [I am Wolong] has started broadcasting, come and watch it" popped up on the screens of hundreds of thousands of fans.

"Brother Moe!! Good evening everyone."

"I am never late, never leave early, a game strategist, a master of tricks, a [-]th-dan thick black school, and a canyon mathematician Wolong."

"Welcome the new brother Meng and the rice cooker and Neiku brother who have been squatting for a long time."

"Today, I will introduce a new friend to you."

"Come on, Qiqiqi says hello to everyone."

Zhang Zijing adjusted it, patted Qi Qiqi on the shoulder, and then turned on [Camera 2] in Yuniang TV Assistant.

moment.

A 16.7-year-old boy who is cute and innocent with a very innocent smile appears in the lower left corner of the live broadcast screen.

Since Zhang Zijing had already greeted Qi Qiqi on the way here, he didn't panic, but calmly said, "Hi, all viewers and friends in the live broadcast room!"

"I am your favorite Qiqiqi, you can call me Qizai kindly."

"I'm 18 this year, but I look a little younger."

"I'm from Xingcheng, Zhejiang Province, yes, that's the Xingcheng of the stone man from Xingcheng, Zhejiang Province."

"He is good at all kinds of support heroes, and the blind jungler is even better."

"Currently single, with a monthly salary of 21, young ladies under the age of [-] can chat with me privately, those over [-]..."

"Stop, stop, stop!!!" Zhang Zijing interrupted Qi Qiqi's introduction, and immediately said, "Didn't you agree to pay [-] a month? How could it be [-]?"

"Also, my live broadcast room is not for blind dates for you!!!"

Zhang Zijing knew that Qiqiqi had Sheniu.

But I didn't expect him to be so social.

Even though I have a good skin to fascinate [-] million girls, I still dare not turn on the camera after live broadcasting for so long.

And Qi Qiqi only had a few words to start talking about life and ideals with her few female fans.

Can't stand it!
Absolutely unbearable!
"Cousin, I didn't grasp it for a while, next time I will pay attention, pay attention..."

However, the barrage did not give Zhang Zijing face.

"Taiwan? Why don't you let Qizai talk?"

"Looking at the little fat man is very interesting. I feel that Wolong and his partner are definitely better than the breakfast combination and Luyunse."

"I'm in a hurry, Wolong is in a hurry!!"

"Qizai is so cute!! My sister loves you so much, my sister is 22 this year...two suites in Penguin City, long legs~"

"Thirty-six thousand!! Brother Long, can I go to your house to guard the water dispenser?"

"Qizai opened the Hue head on the first day, why doesn't Wolong open it?"

"Qibao, I'm your mother's fan! Mom will give you 5w a month, can you come to my place?"

……

I didn't expect the barrage to react so violently.

Zhang Zijing then waved to Qi Qiqi, asking him to continue introducing himself.

"Brothers, beautiful sisters, I have already finished the introduction. The last sentence is that in my eyes, older sisters over the age of 21 are all aunts. I don't like it. I don't even want a mother fan, she is only 18."

The white "sister's knot" and "mother's knot" on the screen made the steak that Zhang Zijing had just eaten churn up in his stomach.

He hurriedly created the room, ready to start the game.

"Qiqiqi, what's your game ID? I'll drag you."

"Although I'm just a primary school student."

"Puff...cough cough...cough cough..."

Zhang Zijing, who had just taken a sip of the health-preserving tea, almost choked to death, and it took him a long time to recover, "As expected of my cousin, the name is well-known to me."

"Cousin, did you get [although I'm only a bronze]? I just tried to get this ID, but I couldn't get it."

"No, I'm not as spoofed as you are."

Zhang Zijing glanced at the [you ask is custom] above the Dragon Turtle icon and said, "I will only show my true strength."

After being pulled into the room, Qi Qiqi glanced at Zhang Zijing's ID, and muttered in his heart, "He showed his true strength. The record can be checked, the big conquering sea... what is the ID called?" Is it? It’s been too long since I played, I forgot and can’t remember.”

There are still a lot of daily online players in the alliance of S7.

The match was successful in just over 30 seconds.

This time, Zhang Zijing and Qi Qiqi were assigned to the bottom lane.

however.

Before Zhang Zijing typed "ban mushroom" on the public screen, a line of words appeared on the public screen.

"Wolong's original sock tearing: Hahaha, I met Brother Long!!!"

hiss……

Brother Meng, don't do it like this.

Zhang Zijing began to complain crazily in his heart, Neiku is still acceptable, isn't stockings too annoying?
If you meet one next time, why don't you die in public?

My live broadcast room is not Mr. Ma's live broadcast room, you people don't bring this strange atmosphere here.

Mr. Ma will start his transformation debut at noon tomorrow, please stop quickly.

I can bear inner cool and stockings.

Do not come for others.

For example:

Organ groups [toes, armpits, corrugated lids, wide hips, thick phlegm, Julia, etc.]

Family relatives and friends group [son's grandfather, father, mother, son's mother, aunt, sister-in-law, class flower, little follower, brother-in-law, etc.]

There are also all sorts of weird joke groups and name groups.

The farther away the better.

Especially the name group, the concentration is really disgusting.

Your name must not be revealed!
otherwise.

"Thank you to the eldest son Jing's father for sending the big plane, the boss is big... Wait? Brother, how do you know my name is Zhang Zijing? Huh???"

As soon as Zhang Zijing finished reading, he noticed the abnormality.

This guy actually knows his real name.

Who told him that! ! !

It's about to burst! ! !

Zhang Zijing seemed to see the terrifying scene of [the eldest son mirror's son's father], [the eldest son mirror's newlywed wife], and [the eldest son mirror's mistress] dominating the daily fan contribution list.

The fame of the first life is about to be ruined! ! !

My own innocence is about to be lost, how can I turn on the color head in the future! ! !

Who is it, who is it?
Following a barrage of [Daddy of the eldest son mirror], the perpetrator finally appeared.

[Daddy of the Eldest Zijing]: After sending off the plane, Da Sima of Wuhu sent a sentence, "Zijing, R3 kicked to the Q is Zhenxiu, what is this combo called?", and then the host replied, "This combo is called "" Zhang's Triangular Killing", I knew it...

!!!

For a moment, the eldest son mirror was stunned.

The culprit turned out to be me and Mr. Ma. The water friends this year are too tricky, right?
No, absolutely not.

I can't let the unhealthy tendencies in the [Wuhu Da Sima] live broadcast room of later generations spread to me, I must find a way...

Misfortune diverted to the east! !
Righteous.

Soon, a clever plan appeared in his mind.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, Jing's Dad, audience, I'll transfer the money to you, you change your nickname, I won't be grateful if you still give me this nickname next time."

"Also, my name is not Zijing. Wuhu Da Sima, that guy has been trying to compete with me for the title of Crouching Dragon."

"I always call him Zhongda, which is Sima Yi's character. He always calls me Zijing, that is Lu Su, the sand sculpture of Wu Kingdom. It's not Wang Xizhi's son, Zijing."

"My surname is Zhang, that's right."

……

After some nonsense, half of the audience has been confused, and the other half still firmly believe that Wolong is called Zhang Zijing.

But this is not important.

Next, just learn from Teacher Ma's words.

Hard to admit it.

As long as time goes by, those half of the clever people will gradually doubt their own judgment.

Ah ha ha-

Crouching Dragon in the canyon, strategizing, proficient in thick and black, and grasping people's hearts.

So terrifying.

"Brother Meng, stop swiping the screen."

"In this round, Qiqiqi and I will show you a different routine - the Mecha Special Forces!"

"Let the opposing ADC have no gaming experience at all."

"Guaranteed to make everyone look good!!"

The moment the name of the Robot Special Forces came out of Zhang Zijing's mouth, discussions began in the live broadcast room.

"Team Ginuit? Is there a mistake, a new hero came out after I haven't played LOL for two days?"

"The identification is complete, the anchor is a severe patient of "Dragon Ball Z" syndrome."

"Blind guess is Niutou and Sword Fairy."

"I guess it's a bull's head and an airplane."

"I think bullheads and robots."

"Do you think there is a possibility that a girl is not equal to a cow, but other heroes?"

"Then what other heroes are you talking about?"

"Don't guess, I've already asked the anchor whether it's a tauren + mechanical pioneer."

"Don't talk nonsense, it's Tauren + Public Enemy Mechanical."

……

Zhang Zijing didn't explain while watching the barrage debate.

Instead, he looked at Qi Qiqi with a smirk.

After nearly 2 minutes, it was finally the turn of Zhang Zijing and Qiqiqi to choose heroes.

Zhang Zijing decisively chose the tauren warrior, while Qiqiqi, the bad guy, kept hovering between the heroes with "Ji" mentioned by the audience.

In the last 5 seconds, he finally stopped the mouse on the Mechanical Herald.

but.

And did not click OK.

Instead, at the last second, it quickly switched to a steam robot.

"Wori, Qizai Temiao is worse than Wolong."

"Convex (哉盘哉), I thought I guessed it was a bull's head + three hands. I was so happy, I was so pissed off!"

"Obviously, the machine cow and the machine cow are robots + bull heads."

"Fuck off, you are an afterthought."

"How did you get into this game so quickly? Where's the little overlord?"

Shuiyou is a jungler and a barrel of wine.The top laner chose Riven, and the middle lane was Fox.

The lineup of the red side is: top laner Nuoshou, jungler Juggernaut, mid laner Huo Nan, ADCVN, and assistant Morgana.

As soon as she entered the game【Brother Messy】Riwen began to question the robots and bull heads in the bottom lane.

As a player who successfully got out of the brass and advanced to Silver 729 after 5 [-] rounds of games, in his opinion, the bot lane duo has no ADC, but two supports. These two are definitely pit B.

Therefore, within 10 seconds of entering the game, he taunted "Two supporters?" on the public screen.

Immediately afterward, the wild father and the duo rebutted.

"Wolong's Original Torn Socks (Wine Barrel): I'm already lying down."

"What you are asking is custom (Tau Chief): how."

"You ask is self-definition (Tau Chief): Are you very angry?"

"Although I'm just a bronze (steam robot): Do you feel like I'm losing points? I'm so angry~"

"[Everyone] you ask is a custom (Tau Chief): The Ginuit team is dispatched!"

The opponent had a large number of people, and his typing speed was a bit slow, so the Riven player gave up and continued to complain about the bot duo.

Instead, he silently admired the graceful figure of the bunny girl he bought for half the price with a huge sum of money.

Then follow the robot, the bull head, and the wine barrel and walk down the road.

Although these two guys are support, they are still not good enough to play a first-level team.

Basically, when the robot hooks the hook, the bull head catches the Q, and the enemy can be instantly killed by teammates in an instant.

As for head-grabbing, who am I afraid of with Riven's speed of light QQQ?
Zhang Zijing is very familiar with the Bronze and Silver Bureau.

If your side has hooks like robots and Thresh to assist you, the 5 people will stick together and fight against the opponent.

If the enemy has robots or Thresh, then the top laner and mid laner will definitely be scared to death, and they will go directly to squat under a tower in their own way. baby except).

If it is a robot and a Thresh, then there will be a good show.

The two teams of five will definitely confront each other in the river, and the first blood will be born in about 1 minute of the game time, and a wave of first-level regiments may last for more than two minutes. own branch.

Of course, this game belongs to the second hypothesis.

Therefore, Zhang Zijing did not invade the enemy's wild area from the road between the red buff and the big bird, but chose to go out from the triangular grass in the bottom lane of his own side, and invade the blue area of ​​the red side and the blue area by sticking to the grass in the bottom lane.

"Come, come, follow me. Qiqiqi must hook someone!"

Under the command of Zhang Zijing's signal, the five members of the blue team lined up in a straight line, walking close to the wall towards the blue buff.

The fog of war gradually dissipated with the appearance of the tauren.

Suddenly, Morgana's figure appeared in the field of vision.

Zhang Zijing yelled, "Qiqiqi, hook her quickly."

The robot's steam arm hooked from a distance toward the mist behind Morgana.

From Qi Qiqi's point of view, his prediction is invincible.

"Hit her, hit her!!"

The tauren followed Zhang Zijing's voice to A, and immediately used the Q skill [Earth Smash] to shake her into the sky.

Serial control.

In an instant, the output of Wine Barrel and Ruiwen was also given to VN.

VN's blood volume dropped wildly in a state of being unable to move, and only 1/3 was left at once.

Qiqiqi's robot and Zhang Zijing's tauren are both equipped with ignition.

But Qi Qiqi was thinking about why Morgana on the opposite side would stay still, and why she would be hooked to the VN in the fog of war, and didn't think about hanging up the ignition.

And Zhang Zijing saw that the VN was about to land, and was able to use Flash.

The chicken thief did not continue to output her, but walked around the slightly curved terrain and walked towards the back of the wall.

However, in less than a second, the system notification that Riven got first blood appeared at the top of the computer screen.

"I lost it, why doesn't this VN hand in flashes and healing?"

Zhang Zijing was speechless. If VN flashed across the wall, he must have got the head.If the teammate does not catch the flash, he can take away the residual blood VN with two flat A, and if the teammate catches the flash, he can hang up the ignition again, and rely on the effect of the [Head Slave] buff to securely collect the first blood.

He is not one of those rookie anchors who cover up his poor judgment on the chaotic situation with "early use of early CD" and "ignite and persuade to quit".

If you get the head, this game can directly declare invincibility.

"Damn it! Why doesn't this Riven even know how to QA, yet still get a kill with three consecutive Qs at the speed of light?"

Faced with Zhang Zijing's panic, the barrage burst into ridicule.

"As expected of a tauren warrior, the VN that was immediately in his pocket was snatched away by a woman."

"Wolong is in a hurry again, and can't get a blood."

"He even claims to be the Silver Emperor! Even the Silver players will forget that they have flashes when they are in a hurry."

"This VN must have been beaten into a daze. To the end of his life, he was still asking himself why he was hooked by a robot."

"Qizi Niu B, this wave of predictions is perfect."

"Crouching dragon is invincible. (Manual dog head)"

……

Morgana's reflex arc was in place, and took advantage of the time when everyone was besieging her own ADC and walked back with the jungler, far away from the blue buff area.

After killing VN, Qi Qiqi planted an eye in the terrain in front of the swamp frog under Zhang Zijing's command.

It can enable one's side to know the movement of the red side in the lower field in time.

After waiting for a few seconds.

The red square sword master and assistant Morgana never showed up, Riven left first, and Xiaotiao walked up the road.

The fox followed her closely and returned to the middle.

But the wine barrel didn't leave, he squatted together with the robot and the tauren in the triangular grass on the bottom road of the red side.

"Hey hey hey, Qiqiqi, you hook her again when VN comes over, this round will let her experience the power of Mechatronics!"

"Cousin, I understand, hehehe~"

The resurrection time at level 1 is not long, but it still takes a little time for VN to go to the bottom tower without the acceleration effect.

Taking advantage of this time, Zhang Zijing also began to study the Q skill icon of the Tauren (pictured).

In his previous life, he often saw a certain Ms. Wang reporting Diaochan's skill 2 icon of Glory of Kings, Baili Shou's skill 2 icon, Huang Zhong's skill 2 icon... vulgar.

As a result, the game party often has to stay up late to redo icons or add clothes to the heroine to keep warm.

It's really a bit hateful.

Since then, the League of Legends has also begun to suffer brutally. For example, some parents reported that the Q skill icon of the bull head is really offensive!
But Zhang Zijing couldn't see the word "immoral" even if he looked horizontally and vertically.

It was clearly the way Alista clasped his hands and hammered the ground, and if he didn't look carefully, he blamed others for his dirty thoughts.

It's shameless enough.

Zhang Zijing decided to use this question to test the purity of the audience in the live broadcast room, so he asked, "Hey, brother Meng. What do you see is the icon of the Q skill of Niu Tou?"

After a while, the old drivers showed their feet one after another.

"Hey, I'll go, why didn't I notice it before?"

"I can't see it!!"

"Crouching Dragon Lich King!"

"what are you guys saying?"

"I can't take it anymore, it really looks like it."

"What is it like?"

Sudden.

Qiqiqi let out a loud roar.

In the screen, the robot's Q skill with the limit distance reaching the longest distance pulls VN, who is walking towards the defense tower in the middle of the road, into the grass.

　Someone actually commented on me being short!The more than 6000 words in this chapter can be regarded as fulfilling my promise of adding more the day before yesterday.Huge lengths will be the norm in the future, and short chapters of [-] words may only be encountered when writing about life.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)