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Chapter 49 Isn't it just cheating teammates, I like it the most

Chapter 49 Isn't it just cheating teammates, I like it the most

"Really? Then can I have another steak, my stomach is still not full..."

Zhang Zijing can only use "..." to express his admiration for Qiqiqi's brain circuit, but the taste of the medium-rare rib-eye steak fried in butter is indeed quite peculiar, which makes people want to stop.

The reason for not ordering medium-rare like Qiqiqi is because Zhang Zijing thinks that the more cooked the steak is, the thinner it becomes.

After eating for more than an hour, the two finally consumed 4396 yuan.

Among them, the 12.00% service fee made Zhang Zijing gnash his teeth.

He can bear the price of 168R for an ice cream ball, but he really can't bear the service fee of nearly 500 yuan.

It's almost time for another steak! !
But he was a thin-skinned person in reality, and he was too embarrassed to complain face to face, so he could only drag Qi Qiqi's little meaty hand and walked out of the restaurant quickly with his head bowed.

"Brother, what's the matter? You look a little uncomfortable."

"Hey, my heart hurts."

After hearing Zhang Zijing's answer, Qi Qiqi looked bewildered.

Didn't you just say that you have money to eat whatever you want, why do you feel heartache after paying the bill?
Zhang Zijing also noticed Qi Qiqi's strangeness, and hurriedly explained that it was because he was charged a high service fee, and he felt a little uncomfortable.

"Qiqiqi, even if it raises the price by 12%, I can accept it. But I am really heartbroken to be charged so much service fee without experiencing any services."

After listening, Qi Qiqi nodded in agreement.

The understanding of consumption and consumption makes people feel comfortable. The so-called service charges in high-end restaurants are really unacceptable for people like him who don't go there often.

"Hey, let's stop talking. I'll take you downstairs to buy some clothes first, or you'll freeze to death in the next few days."

"Buy downstairs? How expensive are the clothes in the mall? Brother, why don't you go home first, and I'll buy a few sets on TB."

Due to issues such as store rent and employee wages, clothes in shopping malls are much more expensive than those bought online. Although Qi Qiqi is young, she still has common sense in life.

"Buy it on TB? Jiangcheng is not a free shipping area, and it will take at least three or four days to wait for the clothes to arrive. Don't you get sick from the cold?"

Zhang Zijing patted Qi Qiqi's shoulder and said, "I've been wearing these clothes for several years, and I just need to change my outfit. You are just a joint one. If you don't buy too much, just buy one set. You can buy the rest online yourself."

"Actually, the air conditioner can be used for a few days to endure..."

Under Zhang Zijing's dignified and benevolent gaze like that of his parents, Qi Qiqi finally followed him into a Puma store.

Less than 10 minutes.

The two of them changed into trendy men's outfits and walked out of the specialty store carrying big bags and small bags. Of course, they were not filled with old clothes.

Old clothes wrapped in plastic bags are now lying in the trash cans of specialty stores.

The two female shop assistants behind looked at Zhang Zijing's leaving back and began to discuss in a low voice.

Female clerk A: "I'll go, that tall and thin little brother looks so handsome in a change of clothes. As expected, people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. I will look for someone like this in the future when I find a partner."

Female clerk B: "I don't know just now who said that another poor ghost is coming, how unlucky?"

Female clerk A: "I didn't wear contact lenses today. Just now, at first glance, the little brother seemed a bit ordinary, and then he was wearing something like a beggar."

Female clerk B: "I'm not like you. I can feel that tall little brother from a distance is super handsome...and rich!"

Female clerk A: "Money is the most important thing, right? When people enter the door, they start picking clothes without even asking the price... You are too materialistic, unlike me, I only love my little brother's face. Hehe~"

Female clerk B: "..."

Clerk C: "Did you ask him for VX?"

Female clerk A and B: "!!"

Saleswoman A and B: "Wait, where did you come from?"

Clerk C: "I'm from Clover next door."

……

With too many things in his hands, Zhang Zijing did not choose to take the subway home.

Instead, he called a taxi extravagantly.

The starting price of 10 yuan also gave him a heartache.Yida Plaza is nearly 10 kilometers away from Wolong Island, which is not cheap.

Stretching, Zhang Zijing glanced at Qi Qiqi who had been staring out the window, and asked, "Have you ever slept on the high-speed rail?"

Qi Qiqi smiled and said: "The girl next to me is so pretty, how can I have time to sleep!"

Zhang Zijing: "... Seriously."

Qi Qiqi: "Slept for more than three hours...about five hours including waiting for the bus."

Zhang Zijing: "Can I play games tonight?"

Qi Qiqi: "That's a must! I haven't touched the league for almost a month. At that time, you said that there is a job that can make money by playing games. I was so happy that I was crazy."

Looking at the starlight that was about to emerge in Qi Qiqi's eyes, Zhang Zijing shook his head helplessly and said, "I hope you can always be happy. In fact, there is no difference between my work and your work in the electronics factory, except that it is easier." .”

Qi Qiqi: "??? Do you want me to screw the screw???"

Zhang Zijing: "...Come live with me! I'm remodeled now, I don't play high-end rounds, I go to low-end rounds to make a living. Some routines need to be paired with Fengnv, Time, Excavator, Nunu and other pendant heroes."

Qi Qiqi: "Isn't it just for me to play support, so what's the matter?"

Zhang Zijing: "That's far from it! If you play support for me, you're a pure tool guy."

Afterwards, Zhang Zijing shared his series of routines with Qi Qiqi.And explain to him the new definition of assistant in the live broadcast room of the anchor [I am Wolong].

1. It is necessary to prevent the development of your own ADC. If you can grab the cannon cart, you can grab the cannon cart, and if you can get K heads, you can get K heads.

2. The strength shown in front of teammates and the audience must be below the brass five, preferably at the level of the plastic rank.

3. If you can sell your teammates to ensure that you don't die, then sell them hard, don't feel sorry for them.

4. Be considerate of the weak road on the opposite side, and send warmth from time to time to ensure the smooth progress of scientific pig raising.

5. Be good at using the chat box to achieve the purpose of ridicule, pretending to be stupid, and strategic deception.

6. Leave all life-saving skills to Zhang Zijing.

7. Be good at seizing opportunities, incarnate as a wandering little prince, and support Zhang Zijing in the middle or top lane at unexpected moments of the enemy.

8. Always pretend to be a computer jammer, and stand outside the grass where Zhang Zijing's chosen hero is as bait.

……

After listening to Zhang Zijing's introduction, Qi Qiqi immediately comprehended it when combined with the routine he said.

Then I thought for a while, and said, "Isn't it just cheating teammates, I like it the most!!! As long as I touch the mouse and touch the keyboard, I can be punished for the whole game."

 The Dragon Seven combination will be launched soon

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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