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Chapter 52 Robot Cow Special Forces: The Power of the Bell Ringing Cow! (Add more rewards for the author)

2014, April 4.

The much-anticipated cute and cute new hero manatee was officially thrown into the recycle bin with the reason that "he was killed by a hero".

Later, the official asked the players to imagine and guess who killed it.

But in the end, there was no clear answer.

Instead, a new skin for [Warwick the Wolf in Manatee] was released.

Since then, it has become a tradition for League of Legends to release a series of skins every April Fool's Day.

On April Fool's Day in 2015, League of Legends did not carry out a series of activities centered on "manatee" as it did in 2014.

Ambiance is clearly lacking.

However, the few skins released are very interesting.

The most impressive ones are [Soraka from Banana Mud Block] and [Nami from Shark Mud Block].

After all, this name is quite arrogant, and it is difficult not to remember it.

It wasn't until 2016 that players felt that the fist was really preparing for the April Fool's Day event.

After all, the "Welcome to the Dry League" back then was pretty impressive.

"League of Legends League of Legends is about to go bankrupt, and the fist is going to fire the designer! The original price of 199 is 19 yuan. You can buy it at a price of only 9 yuan. You can’t buy it at a loss. Don’t be fooled, he really lost money this time, everyone hurry up and buy it!!!”

[Draven Draven] with an original price of 199R on the line can be bought for only 19.9R.

For a while, the children told their parents that they would pay 19 yuan for the exercise book.

家长们一想，19块9而已，不是168块8、88块8，也不是69块、79块、99块、199块。

Without even thinking about it, I gave it directly to my little ancestor.

But unexpectedly, at night, the little ancestor hid in the quilt silently and cried.

This skin He Meow is priced at 199R, and it is 19.9R with a [-]% discount.

It's very conscientious.

The normal attack is still the same normal attack, and the special effect of the skill is still special and does not exist.

The originally handsome and handsome sharp brother's face directly turned into a silly and funny oval face.

Fools, fists are fools.

They are as stupid as elementary school students.

In 2017, Riot was frightened by elementary school students, and finally launched the [Story of Habamo and Toys] series of skins.

This time it was really a success.

[Superhero Kenan], plastic toy [Crocodile], pug [Keg Wang], and bell-ringing cow [Moo Lista], all the players who bought them are full of praise.

In this game, Zhang Zijing's bull head used the skin of the bell-ringing cow [Moolista].

And it's pink colorful skin.

The man in the e-sports hotel looked gloomy, staring coldly at the tauren on the screen who was wearing a pink cow coat and holding a begging bowl and kept knocking.

"Dengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng..."

"Deng thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump..."

"Deng thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump..."

Disturbing sounds are constantly entering the ears, which is more annoying than mosquitoes flying around the ears while sleeping.

Gradually, gradually.

The sound of "thump, thump, thump, thump, thump" of the bell gradually turned into words such as "You can't", "You can't" or "Zero bar five", "Zero bar five" in the man's ears.

In an instant, the fire of ignorance and karma was three thousand feet high.

The restlessness in his heart made the front of the man's lower abdomen itch. He looked at his girlfriend who was squatting on the gaming chair and manipulating Morgana's replenishment, and he stood up.

"Ah, what are you doing, the cannon cart is about to run out of blood."

"Fuck you!!"

The man passed one arm through the gap between his girlfriend's calf and thigh, and wrapped his arms around her back.

pick up.

Then he walked directly to the big bed behind him.

……

"Hey, cousin. Why is Morgana not moving?"

Qi Qiqi was fiddling with the Q skill ballistic indicator graphic of the robot squatting in the grass, but found that the target he was aiming at was standing there in a daze.

"Is it stuck?"

"Whether she's stuck or not? Just pull her over and do it."

A few seconds later, Morgana also fell at the feet of the tauren.

"Dengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng..."

The melodious ringing of the bell rang again.

"The tauren's skin is really disgusting, ridicule is a must."

"The most coquettish thing is Wolong's colorful skin, his daughter's is pink, cheap!!"

"I can't take it anymore, it annoys me too much."

"Brother, hold on. You annoy VN and they are even more annoying."

"How much is this skin? I should ask why I told my mother that the school has to pay the book fee again?"

"It doesn't hurt much, but it's extremely insulting."

"Watch the show: For Whom the Bell Tolls"

"??? Obviously it's "I'm Just a Bell That Can Ring a Cow", okay?"

"The sand sculpture is the cow ringing the bell."

……

"Brother Meng, this fist skin is really a conscience skin."

"Anyway, I don't think it's a loss at all to buy it."

"Although the money is earned by pain news, but the happiness is our own!!"

"In this game, first beat the opponent to Super Ghost, and then I will show you other ways to play this skin."

Zhang Zijing doesn't suffer from back pain while standing and talking.

His account was exchanged with the system for 1 point.

There are all skins and all heroes inside, and it also comes with 4950 coupons, which is something that many League of Legends players dream of.

Imagine every Spring Festival event, 100 of the 99 people on the wishing wall left the ultimate wish of "all heroes and all skins".

You will know its weight in the hearts of alliance players.

Before the lottery of League of Legends was not bad, how many anchors used to "draw lottery for water friends", "If you don't get a dragon, you will not broadcast", "Today I asked my wife to get 20000R to draw lobster, brothers, come and watch", etc. and other titles have gained great popularity.

Once when the 500R of Lvyun Club was released, it was envied by the water friends. They all said that he was invited by Tongxun to trick everyone into recharging and drawing a lottery.

But the account exchanged by Zhang Zijing and the system is full skin! !
Only 1 point, just 500R.

If he is not affected by the market, Zhang Zijing can become a multi-millionaire just by reselling his account.

"Dengdengdeng..."

Molista's bell was still ringing.

But the figures of VN and Morgana have not appeared online for a long time.

"Qiqiqi, it's been 2 minutes, why hasn't VN come out yet? You go to the defense tower and have a look."

Although Zhang Zijing tried his best to control the pawn line, as time went by, the pawn line began to move towards the red square one tower.

And the purpose of his line control is to prevent VN and Morgana from practicing tower knives in peace, but to replenish troops online as their own cash machines.

Seeing that when the next wave of artillery vehicles came, the line of soldiers would enter the red defense tower, Zhang Zijing was a little anxious.

The support on the opposite side is Morgana. Even if she is good, the tower of this VN is not easy to surpass.

"Biaogou, there is no one under the tower!"

nobody? ?

Did they go wild?

Ever since, the Mecha Special Forces began to invade the enemy's lower half of the field.

Half a minute later, there was still no trace of VN and Morgana, but a poor sword master was slashing at the three wolves.

"Hey, where are they?" Zhang Zijing looked at Lu on his record and said sadly, "If I don't come out, how can I be a 6 god in 20 minutes?"

The melodious bell rang on the body of the Juggernaut~
Barrage incoming:
"Is this a human speech??"

"Moolista Ctrl+3, the deadliest."

"Recently, I keep encountering bell-ringing cows. I only ring the bell in the whole game, and don't do anything else. I'm depressed."

"The most successful skin in the history of the league, successfully bringing a hero into flames."

"I'm going, I just asked my mother for money to pay the book fee, but the mall didn't sell it???"

"Sand skin!"

"The VN and Morgana on the opposite side won't be knocked off the phone by the bell ringing bull, right?"

(End of this chapter)