The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 18

"Every audience, Dang Dang Dang..."

Yu Yishan flicked it lightly, and a perch weighing more than one catty fell firmly into his hand.

"The perch you want is here!"

"Oh no, it's my bass!"

Yu Yishan proudly carried the perch, showing off in front of the camera.

The perch flicked its tail gently in his hand, as if to say, if you want to eat, eat it quickly, the master is here to alleviate the famine for you, not to accompany you to talk about cross talk.

"It's okay, Brother Bass, thank you for your contribution to the continuation and development of mankind, I will steam you later."

Yu Yishan put the perch into a rubber bucket, filled it with half a bucket of river water, and then threw the hook into the river with a flick of his little hand.

"Everyone, the steamed bass at noon is already in place. What kind of fish should I catch next?"

Yu Yishan looked back at the barrage and found that netizens were discussing his perch.

"It's really a perch."

"This is like a divine help."

"Could it be that Master Shan is a god?"

"Maybe there are more bass here... He is very sure of catching bass, so he said he wants to catch bass."

"It makes sense...but why does the perch get hooked when Master Shan sings?"

"I think singing is just a cover-up, Master Shan must have done something else secretly."

"Could it be that there is such a miraculous fishing technique?"

"I have a showdown, Master Shan's friends are diving underwater..."

"I am that accomplice!"

"I am the bass!"

"Have you forgotten the most important thing?"

"Eat the fishing rod!"

In an instant, the barrage in the live broadcast room boiled.

"Eat the rod! Eat the rod! Eat the rod!"

……

"Master Shan, the fish you caught was too small to fit between your teeth. We have always judged you as a loser. Eat the rod!"

It will come eventually.

Yu Yishan's brain was full of black lines, and he said quietly: "You black whistle... so reasonable, I'm speechless."

"This person's name is...uh, Married Escape Maidandan...uh, what a strange name..."

"My friend, please show your teeth and show me how small my bass is."

Everyone laughed, hahaha and 666 floated by.

Some netizens also complained about Yu Yishan.

"This bass is obviously very big, okay?"

"It's too much, Master Shan must not give in, Master Shan must not eat fishing rods!"

"In the face of injustice, please speak out!"

"Never bow to evil forces!"

"A thin man is never a slave!"

Yu Yishan immediately clasped his fists together: "Thank you for your support, all the veterans of justice, I will never give up easily...I want to appeal!"

Netizens laughed: "The second trial rejected it and upheld the original verdict. The perch is too small!"

Obviously, there are more netizens who support Yu Yishan to eat fishing rods.

Of course, the netizens were just joking, and everyone wanted to see what kind of sloppy tricks Yu Yishan had to escape the fate of eating a fishing rod.

Yu Yishan could only cooperate with the performance: "Such a handsome man will be forced to eat the rod by you just because he caught a bass. Is there any law? Is there a law? Even a bass Give me face, otherwise it won't be a steamed sea bass, why do you want me to eat a fishing rod?"

Netizens feasted on Yu Yishan's vivid performance.

"Master Shan really knows how to act."

"Witnessed the rise of a superstar with my own eyes."

"I feel like there is no Master Shan who can't."

"Everyone! Let's go for a little gift!"

Another bunch of messy gifts flew by, and Yu Yishan hurriedly cupped his hands: "Thank you, thank you for your support, today's show is over here, the green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow forever. Dear audience friends, let's go to the next issue goodbye……"

Some netizens had a premonition that something was wrong, and hurriedly typed to stop it.

"Where are the bandits running!"

"You haven't finished eating the fishing rod yet, do you want to go to the show?"

"Isn't Master Shan still steaming sea bass?"

"I still want to learn how to cook from you."

"They still want to have monkeys with you."

Yu Yishan rubbed his nose: "It looks like I can't keep this fishing rod today..."

"It's a pity, it's the fishing rod I just made..."

Netizens laughed and scolded: "What a pity. Your family has a lot of bamboo. If you chop two of them, you'll have another full meal."

Yu Yishan silently took off the fishing line from the fishing rod, wrapped the fishing rod with his clothes, and wiped it again and again.

"Do you really want to watch me nibble on a fishing rod?"

Netizens laughed: "Why do you want to eat a fishing rod? This is what the National Treasure eats."

Yu Yishan laughed at himself: "It seems that my treatment has been raised to the level of a national treasure."

A netizen said: "No problem, let's eat it!"

Yu Yishan hugged the fishing rod with both hands, with a lonely expression on his face: "It seems that I shouldn't come."

It was staged again, and the netizens couldn't help but be overjoyed. This show is so worth it.

Immediately, another netizen began to give him the line: "It's too late to know now."

Yu Yishan said again: "Is it okay to leave a fishing rod?"

Netizen: "I don't want a fishing rod, but if I want to keep it, I will keep your fishing line."

Yu Yishan: "This can only eat up the body of the fishing rod, but not the soul of the fishing rod. I've already eaten noodles, and there will be no results from eating like this. Let me go."

Netizen: "Okay, I'll let you go, but before you leave, you have to eat the fishing rod!"

Yu Yishan: "Anyway, I'm also a handsome guy. If you let me gnaw on it, my image will be completely ruined."

Netizen: "You're lying! You don't dare to gnaw on the fishing rod because you still like it! Let me tell you, if you don't gnaw now, I'll let you swallow the hook later!"

Yu Yishan was stunned: "Isn't this too cruel? Do you want to swallow the fishhook?"

Netizens booed: "Chew it, gnaw it, you won't be able to leave today if you don't take two bites of the fishing rod."

Yu Yishan sighed: "In that case, I can only take two bites..."

"Eat it, eat it."

Yu Yishan picked up the fishing rod slowly, like holding a bowl of poison, he took a deep breath, and said: "I am smiling to the sky..."

Immediately, some netizens responded: "After laughing, you will eat the fishing rod!"

There is no other way, gnawing on the fishing rod is unavoidable.

Yu Yishan thought to himself, fortunately, I just got an iron stomach.

Then eat it.

Yu Yishan held the fishing rod with both hands and gently folded it. The bamboo fishing rod was broken by him.

The bamboo fiber at the break is uneven, which looks very sharp.

Yu Yishan didn't care at all. In front of the camera, he stuffed the broken fishing rod into his mouth, and with a "creak", he bit off a large piece.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

"crunch, crunch, crunch..."

Yu Yishan's movements were not slow at all, like eating sugarcane, he stuffed the fishing rod into his mouth piece by piece, then bit off, chewed, and swallowed...

(End of this chapter)