The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 19 New Harvest
The entire live broadcast room was scared to pee by Yu Yishan.

"Master Shan really eats it?"

"Kao, Master Shan doesn't need to spit out dregs when he eats sugarcane?"

"Is the taste of bamboo really sweet?"

"Only you can't think of it, no one can't do it without Master Shan."

"My three views have been refreshed a hundred times by Master Shan!"

"Honey, come out and see God!"

"Son, come out and watch Superman!"

"Shan Ye is worthy of being the strongest food broadcaster in history."

"With Master Shan here, there is no such thing as eating and broadcasting."

"Master Shan...is it really okay for you to eat like this?"

"The boring old five will give you ten rockets!"

"My favorite black dog will give me ten rockets!"

"If you don't drink at night, you will get ten rockets!"

"Ten rockets will be given away indiscriminately!"

"Soldiers can receive wheat eggs and send ten rockets!"

……

After a series of rockets flew by, Yu Yishan could only throw down the "food" in his hands, and said to everyone: "Thank you for the gifts, thank you..."

"Actually, don't be too surprised. Bamboo is edible, but my fishing rod is a bit old..."

Netizens are happy.

"Aren't you a little old like a fishing rod? It's so old that it's going to sink into the ground."

"I only know that bamboo shoots can be eaten..."

"Eating bamboo, what a strong stomach it takes... the mouth will be scratched, right?"

"Master Shan, hurry to the hospital, you still have a chance to be rescued."

"Shan Ye should be full of blood now, right?"

"Shan Ye opened his mouth for everyone to see!"

Yu Yishan chuckled: "Don't worry, veterans, I'm fine. I eat mixed foods in the country, and my digestion ability is better than ordinary people...Of course, I should seriously advise everyone, such things as eating bamboo , don't imitate!"

"Okay, now the fishing rod is gone. If I want to continue fishing, I have to make a fishing rod."

Yu Yishan picked up the machete and the rubber bucket, and was going to go back to find a bamboo and make a new fishing rod.

At this time, netizens shouted again.

"What kind of bamboo are you looking for? For an expert like you, you still need a fishing rod for fishing?"

"Just take a bucket and sing on the shore, and the fish will run into your bucket by themselves."

"Whoever said that you can't fish without a fishing rod, just poke a few of them at will."

"What kind of fish do you want to poke, go down to the river and touch a few bastards, isn't it delicious?"

"That's right, touch the bastard!"

Several netizens started booing, urging Yu Yi to go down the river to catch the bastard.

Yu Yishan thought about it for a while, but anyway, his survival skills are relatively complicated, not only fishing, but also all kinds of knowledge about finding food.

"Okay, then I'll go down to the river and look for any bastards."

The river next to it was not deep, so Yu Yishan rolled up his trousers a little and jumped into the water.

Commanded the drone to follow all the way, and then began to grope along the river bank.

"The scientific name of bastard is turtle, but few people call it that. Most people call it soft-shelled turtle, or turtle water fish."

"But you can't call it a tortoise. A tortoise and a tortoise are not the same thing."

"Scientifically speaking, one is the turtle family and the other is the turtle family."

"What's the difference?"

"Their carapaces are very different. However, if you are not familiar with turtle bastards, I have a very simple way to distinguish them."

"There's a word called a tortoise...Actually, a tortoise can not only shrink its head, but also retract its limbs into its shell."

"The bastard can't do it anymore, its limbs can't retract."

"Therefore, there is something wrong with that word, it should be a bastard."

"Don't believe me? If you don't believe me, go to the vegetable market and have a look at the pet turtle."

"As the saying goes, the little demon in the temple has a strong wind, and Chi Qian has a lot of kings..."

"For a big river like ours, bastards are not too many."

"Sometimes if you are lucky, you can find a few sunbathing on the shore early in the morning, and you can just take them home and make soup."

"In addition, the chances of picking up bastards are higher at night, because they like to eat late at night."

"Now, I can only try my luck and see if I can find one."

"The way I find cuckolds is mainly to find their footprints, the places where they often move, and their dens."

"They usually hide in the silt and bury themselves in the soil, thinking they are a potato."

"So, in a place with a lot of bastards, digging up bastards is really like digging potatoes. Every time you dig it, you get one."

"Especially the swampy, muddy environment..."

"But in the river, it's inconvenient to dig for bastards...unless the river is dry and the riverbed is exposed."

"Otherwise it will be as troublesome as finding a needle in a haystack."

"Of course, a master like me won't be in trouble."

Having said this, netizens booed again.

"Master Shan is going to sing again."

"What is Master Shan going to sing?"

"Song of the Bastard?"

"Please start your show."

Yu Yishan happily groped along the river, looked at the barrage, and said with a smile: "You think I can only catch fish by singing? Then you underestimate me, let me tell you..."

At this time, the river was waist-high, and the embankment was almost as high as a person. Yu Yishan touched the river a few times, but two mussels were dug out.

He washed the mud on the surface of the mussel in the river water, then spread the mussel in the palm of his hand, and said happily: "Good stuff, old irons, mussel!"

These two mussels are slightly bigger than your thumb, long and black.

"I've decided, I'll have a bowl of stir-fried mussels for lunch today!"

Netizens started arguing again: "Where is the bastard? Didn't you say that you want to catch the bastard?"

"Hey, you guys don't understand this. When it comes to taste, bastards don't taste as good as mussels."

Yu Yishan said eloquently: "The bastard is more nutritious, but our current people... still lack that bit of nutrition?"

Netizens laughed: "That's true, but... Master Shan, you just can't catch bastards, right?"

"How is it possible! Is my Master Shan such an incompetent person?"

"Just wait, I'll catch a bastard and show you guys."

"Baby bastard, Baba bastard, come out and say hello to the big guy..."

While muttering, Yu Yishan bent down and groped the bottom of the river for a while, then he actually stood up holding a bastard.

Netizens were stunned, this bastard was actually much bigger than Yu Yishan's head.

If the turtle shell was removed, it could be used to make a vest for Yu Yishan.

"Wocao, such a big bastard? This is a mature one!"

"Chinese soft-shelled turtle essence?"

"My God..."

"Shan Ye actually caught a big bastard?"

"Really? Come as soon as you say it, and come with such a big head..."

"Where are the associates of Master Shan?"

"It's time for a showdown. I'm Shan Ye's accomplice. I just bought that bastard at the vegetable market!"

"Can you buy such a big bastard in the vegetable market?"

"Who is that bastard? Come out and explain your origin!"

"Hahaha!"

The live broadcast room was very lively.

There are also quite a few newcomers who were amazed when they saw this super bastard as soon as they entered the live broadcast room.

Unknowingly, Yu Yishan's fans increased a lot.

(End of this chapter)