Chapter 17 How Master Shan Fishes

Yu Yishan suddenly felt that the situation was not good. Looking at the gloating barrage of netizens, it seemed that everyone hoped that he would eat the fishing rod?
With the last sliver of hope, he asked, "You all want to see me eat a fishing rod so much?"

Netizens booed: "Must!"

“The fishing rod is delicious!”

"Master Shan has a great appetite!"

"A man who surpasses Master Pei is about to be born!"

"China's Beckham has risen!"

"What does this have to do with Beckham?"

"Isn't it Master Bei?"

"what?"

The live broadcast room became chaotic again, and people were dazzled by all kinds of bullet screens.

Yu Yishan was a little desperate: "Could it be that I caught a whale...do you also want to call it a small fish?"

"No problem!"

"necessary!"

"Master Shan is so smart!"

"The answer is correct, add a pack of spicy strips!"

Yu Yishan covered his forehead: "If I had known... I shouldn't have given you the right to judge, you are too bad."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"6666..."

A large wave of barrage floated happily.

well well...

You are cruel...

However, don't think that I have no cards.

Yu Yishan said silently in his heart: "Sailor Moon... transformation... Ah, no, the system, draw!"

There was only one lucky draw chance left before, but now, with an additional [-] fame, there are two lucky draw chances left.

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining consumables: 1 bottle of [Quick-acting Save You Play]."

Quick save you play?
Isn't it Suxiao Jiuxin Pill?

Yu Yishan avoided the camera, secretly looked at the small bottle in his hand, heh, it was still a blue bottle.

In the translucent blue bottle, there was a stack of small pills neatly stacked, Yu Yishan counted them, no more, no less, exactly ten tablets.

There was actually a label on the outside of the medicine bottle, with the words "quick effect save you play" written on it.

There is also a line of small words below: "Saving you is like playing."

If Yu Yishan has realized something, it seems that it is a life-saving medicine similar to bringing the dead back to life.

But, I'm just going to eat a rod, why is this drug being given to me?
Wouldn't it be nice to give a bottle of Jianweixiaoshi tablets?
Quick save you play?
Could eating a fishing rod cause shit?
I shudder to think about it.

Yu Yishan shook his head, no, I definitely don't want to eat the fishing rod, I won't eat it.

System, continue to draw!
"Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill: [The Art of Eating and Drinking]."

This time, he finally got the right owner.

This skill can turn Yu Yishan into a gourmet, can also turn Yu Yishan into a shellfish who can eat everything, and can even turn him into a terrifying big eater.

With the skills in hand, he is the title of the world's number one foodie.

He finally took another big step on the road of eating and broadcasting.

A big step for Yu Yishan, the last step for the foodie world.

After getting the skill, Yu Yishan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Isn't it just a fishing rod?There is nothing a big eater can't digest!
He began to chat nonsense with netizens calmly.

"Actually, fishing still has a lot to pay attention to."

"In different waters, in different seasons, at different times, the fish you catch are different."

"Different fishing rods, different hooks, different floats... the fish suitable for fishing are also different."

"At the same time and place, fish in shallow water and deep water are different. There is a lot of knowledge in this."

"If you want to become a real fishing master, you must not only learn these theoretical knowledge, but also experience, observe, and operate..."

"Of course, a master like me doesn't need to be so troublesome."

"Even if I sing, I can still catch fish."

"Don't worry about scaring away the fish. Even if the big yellow and the small yellow are playing in the water, I can still catch the fish."

"For example, now, I suddenly want to eat steamed sea bass, so I decided to catch a sea bass!"

After Yu Yishan finished bragging and criticizing in a leisurely manner, the live broadcast room burst into laughter again.

"Shan Ye is really awesome, he can catch any fish he wants to eat."

"If Master Shan wants to eat shark fins, can't he still catch sharks?"

"If Master Shan wants to be eaten, maybe he can catch piranhas."

"I think, this perch must be stocked in Master Shan's house. It will come and go when you call it."

"Could it be that Master Shan shouted, come on, perch... and then the perch took the bait?"

Seeing this, Yu Yishan smiled knowingly: "This old man's idea is very interesting, well, then I will meet your request!"

He took a deep breath, and then shouted loudly: "Come on! Bass! Come and take the bait!"

There was a burst of laughter in the live broadcast room.

"666..."

"Shan Ye is operating in the show again."

"Master Shan, I'm afraid he hasn't woken up yet."

"Can he really call for a perch!"

"It's as if it's real."

Yu Yishan glanced at the barrage and did not refute. He is a man who can communicate with animals, why can't he call a bass?

He took a deep breath again, and said loudly: "Come on bass! Come to the bowl quickly, you want the big one, not the small one, the small one is just a child..."

Netizens were dumbfounded.

"Oops, Master Shan is crazy."

"It's all right now, a good anchor is actually being driven crazy by you."

"It's all your fault for forcing him to eat the fishing rod."

"Fishing rods are poisonous!"

"Mad poison!"

"If you eat a fishing rod, you will die."

"A person who eats a fishing rod... will die after death!"

"Hasn't he eaten yet?"

"Huh? It seems so."

"Then why is he crazy?"

Yu Yishan glanced at the barrage again, and the ridicule from netizens was still horrible.

He could only ignore it, and began to hum with his deep and magnetic voice: "Come back, come back, wandering perch, come back, come back, stop wandering around..."

"I'm already full of exhaustion, my mouth is full of sour saliva..."

"The hometown perch, and the hometown perch, wipe away the drool for me..."

"I used to be full of pride, but I came back with an empty stomach..."

"The hometown perch, and the hometown perch, healed the famine for me..."

There was an uproar in the live broadcast room.

"Master Shan, this is really crazy..."

"You actually sang it, and made up the song of the perch?"

"Although the lyrics are pretty bad, but... I feel that Master Shan can sing well."

"I also think Master Shan's voice is very flavorful..."

"Don't you guys think that Master Shan can sing live?"

"Wo Cao, is there anything else our Master Shan doesn't know?"

"Is Master Shan going to the music scene again?"

"Another Uranus superstar is about to be born!"

"How much is hidden behind this man?"

"Decathlon!"

"Shan Ye is definitely a superstar in the sea, land and air. Don't you guys realize that he can pretend to be good at acting?"

"Can perform and sing... Now it's time to dance!"

"He really knows martial arts!"

"If you add basketball and rap..."

"Wocao, I can't bear to look straight at it!"

"Mom asked to kneel!"

"Master Shan, I want to give birth to monkeys for you!"

There was chaos in the live broadcast room again, but Yu Yishan had no time to take care of it.

Because his perch is finally here.

(End of this chapter)

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