history's cheapest

Chapter 80

Bang!
Fan Jian directly threw Song Jinfeng onto the glass cage where the herbivorous snake was kept!
Click!

Countless cracks instantly appeared on the glass cage, like spider webs, spreading around!

Ah!
Song Jinfeng screamed, his whole body seemed to be falling apart!
Ma Mingyue said with a dark face, "Fan Jian, what are you doing?"

Fan Jian looked at Ma Mingyue innocently: "You asked me to put him down?"

"I told you to put it down, not to throw it down!" Ma Mingyue's beautiful face was as black as the bottom of a pot!
Fan Jian said with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood, I will start again!"

While talking, he carried Song Jinfeng up again!
Before Ma Mingyue could stop it, Fan Jian let go of it!
Bang!
Song Jinfeng fell heavily on the glass cage. The glass, which was already full of cracks, was finally overwhelmed. With a click, it shattered, and Song Jinfeng fell into the glass cage!
"Fan Jian!" Ma Mingyue couldn't help shouting anymore.

Fan Jian said with a face full of embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I'm bored, I can't hold it anymore!"

Ma Mingyue: ...

If you believe Fan Jian, then you are a fool, this bitch must have done it on purpose!
Fan Jian suddenly pointed to the glass cage and said, "Student Ma, look quickly!"

Ma Mingyue subconsciously looked towards the glass cage, and saw dozens of herbivorous snakes swimming and crawling up to Song Jinfeng's body, getting in from the sleeves and trouser legs of his clothes!

Song Jinfeng was thrown twice in a row, and his whole body seemed to be falling apart. He lay on the ground and didn't want to move. As a result, the bunch of snakes got into his clothes. Jumping around on the ground, waving both hands indiscriminately, and yelling in horror!

Fan Jian said with admiration: "This break dance is really good, look at this movement, tsk tsk, it can be called professional!"

Ma Mingyue: ...

Your sister, is this a break dance? It's obvious that there is a snake on your body and you are shaking it off, okay?

"I'm so touched!" Fan Jian looked at Song Jinfeng and was extremely moved.

"What moved you?"

"This brother is really dedicated. In order to prove to us that this herbivore snake is really a vegetarian, he actually served the snake with his body. In ancient times, the Buddha cut meat to feed the eagle. Now this brother serves the snake with his body. We must firmly believe in it." Remember him!" Fan Jian said impassionedly.

Ma Mingyue stared at Fan Jian with a dark face!

Is it really okay for you to be so cheap?

The people around also stared at Fan Jian with disdain, they watched the whole process helplessly.

System: Congratulations on getting fifteen points of cheapness!

Congratulations on getting 20 points of baseness!
Congratulations on getting the base value...

"Let's go quickly!" Ma Mingyue said.

"Let's go, where are we going? Do you want to have a room with me? It's a bit too anxious. I haven't prepared lubricant yet. Without that thing, I'm afraid of pain!" Fan Jian said shyly.

Ma Mingyue: ...

She is really going to be defeated by Fan Jian, who the hell said she wants to have a room with you?
Besides, what do you mean by preparing lubricant?
Am I ready to be ready?

Pooh!
I don't know how to prepare that stuff!
"Don't talk nonsense, or he will climb up later, I'm afraid you will be beaten to death" Ma Mingyue urged angrily.

"I'm so cute, how could someone be willing to hit me, like you?!" Fan Jian asked.

Ma Mingyue stared at Fan Jian and gritted her teeth and said, "I wish I could kill you!"

Fan Jian looked surprised: "You want to beat me to death? Beating is kissing and scolding is love. Don't you love me to the bone?"

"I've already told you that it's impossible for us to have different genders. You'd better give up!"

Fan Jian sighed: "Oh, it's also my fault, it's my fault that I'm handsome, you can't hold back when you see me, you can't close your legs!"

Ma Mingyue's beautiful face was covered with haze, she clenched her fists tightly, the prehistoric power in her body was almost out of control, and she wanted to slap Fan Jian on the face!
How can people be so cheap?
System: Congratulations, you have obtained 50 cheap gas points!
Ding dong, the system has been defeated by your shamelessness, and I will give you 66 cheapness points as encouragement!

Fan Jian: ...

Fan Jian looked at Ma Mingyue, who was about to go berserk, and felt that if he continued to play, he would easily set himself on fire, so he quickly said: "Let's applaud this brother's dedication again, let's go!"

The two turned around and left. Originally, Fan Jian wanted to watch for a while, but Ma Mingyue was afraid that Song Jinfeng would come to her door, so she dragged Fan Jian away.

As a result, when they went out, they found that their car was blocked by others and they couldn't get out at all. They could only call someone to move the car. While waiting, Fan Jian said dissatisfiedly: "Student Ma, why are you leaving in such a hurry? We spent 1000 yuan on tickets!"

Hearing this, Ma Mingyue couldn't help giving Fan Jian a blank look: "You still have the face to say, if it wasn't for you, we would have spent 1000 yuan?"

"Aren't I fighting for those snakes?" Fan Jian explained.

Ma Mingyue: ...

You spend your own money to fight against injustice, what are you using my money for?
While the two were talking, the owner of Ma Mingyue's car came and moved the car. The two of them got in the car and left. Just after paying the parking fee and leaving the parking lot, the car was stopped by someone!

Ma Mingyue looked at the people blocking the car with a gloomy expression on her face. She was really afraid of something. The person blocking her car was none other than Song Jinfeng, who was tortured by Fan Jian in the Snake Pavilion!

At this time, Song Jinfeng had a bandage on his head, and his clothes were all scratched by glass. He looked like a beggar, and he was shouting angrily outside the car: "Get out of the car, come down for me." !"

Ma Mingyue looked at Fan Jian and asked: "The trouble you caused, you solve it yourself?"

"How can I cause trouble!" Fan Jian looked surprised.

"It's not that you use electricity, electrify people, and throw them into the glass cage of herbivorous snakes. How can they be so angry?"

"No, no, this is just a process. The reason is that he wants to strike up a conversation with you because he sees you beautiful, so you are the culprit!" Fan Jian said seriously.

Ma Mingyue: ...

This pot makes you push invincible.

He said angrily: "I don't care, you are a man, so you have to solve this matter!"

"In that case!"

Fan Jian took a deep breath, and then said: "Then I have to tell you a fact, in fact, she is a woman!"

When he said the last sentence, Fan Jian even showed a shy look on his face!
Ma Mingyue only felt a group of crows flying over her head, why can people be so cheap?
System: Congratulations on getting 15 base gas point!
Ma Mingyue resisted the urge to draw Fan Jian, and said, "Okay, even if you are a woman now, what do you think you should do now?"

(End of this chapter)