history's cheapest

Chapter 81 What does it have to do with me

"It's very simple, step on the accelerator!" Fan Jian said casually.

Step on the accelerator?
Ma Mingyue's eyes widened instantly: "Then he's still standing in front!"

"It's because he is in front that he has to step on the accelerator!" Fan Jian said as a matter of course.

Ma Mingyue said worriedly: "Then what if I don't dodge him and push him under the car?"

"That's not easy, then stop the car and see if he's dead. If he's not dead, then press it again!" Fan Jian replied.

"Crush him to death!" Ma Mingyue's eyes widened completely!
"Yes, if you don't crush him to death, what will he do if he depends on you in the future? I'm thinking of you!"

Fan Jian had an expression that I was doing it for your own good.

Ma Mingyue said with a dark face: "If I crush someone to death, I will go to jail!"

"I know. What does that have to do with me? It's not my car!" Fan Jian asked in confusion.

Ma Mingyue wanted to strangle Fan Jian to death!

Gritting his teeth, he said, "You let me step on the accelerator. If I crush someone to death, will your conscience be at ease?"

"That seems to make sense!" Fan Jian nodded thoughtfully. "In this case, if you go to jail, I will deliver food to you every day, how about it, I will treat you well!"

Ma Mingyue: ...

System: Congratulations, you have obtained 40 cheap gas points!
Bang!
Ma Mingyue couldn't bear it anymore, opened the car door and kicked Fan Jian off!

Enemies meet!

Extremely jealous!

Song Jinfeng watched Fan Jian get off the car, his eyes were about to burst into flames, and he said through gritted teeth, "You bastard, come down, right? I won't beat you to death today, I will take your surname!"

Fan Jian covered his mouth with his hand, showing a cheap look on his face: "My God! You actually want to be my surname and be my son. In this case, I agree, call me Dad!"

Ma Mingyue: ...

How dare you be so cheap at this time, are you really not afraid of being beaten to death?

Song Jinfeng's face was as black as the bottom of the pot: "Call you Dad, I will beat you later and call you Grandpa!"

Fan Jian leaned against the car door, made a chic look, and opened his mouth and said, "Brother, with your current appearance, you almost want to hit me!"

"Really? Are you sure?" Song Jinfeng sneered!
Pop, pop, pop!

Song Jinfeng clapped his hands and shouted, "Brothers, come out!"

As soon as the words fell, six young people about the same age as Song Jinfeng came up from all around, holding baseball bats, steel pipes and other weapons in their hands, and surrounded the car in the middle!
It turned out that these were Song Jinfeng's accomplices, but he was worried that if he called them all out, Fan Jian would be too scared to get out of the car, so he let them hide. Now that Fan Jian has got out of the car, there is no need Continue to hide.

Seeing so many people, Ma Mingyue regretted it for a while. If she had known that there were so many people hidden, she would not have kicked Fan Jian out of the car!
Song Jinfeng said arrogantly: "Boy, do you think it's enough for these people to deal with you alone?"

Fan Jian turned around, looked at the people around him, and said with a sneer, "Do you think I will be afraid if so many people come?"

When Ma Mingyue heard this, she suddenly felt that although Fan Jian was a bit cheap, he was still very masculine, and he was so tough in front of so many people!

"Boy, your mouth is still tough, I hope you can still be so tough later, hit me!" Song Jinfeng said.

"Wait!"

Fan Jian said with a dissatisfied face: "Why are you in a hurry, you are all civilized people, if you want to fight, you have to wait for me to finish speaking, okay?"

"Say, I want to see what you can say!" Song Jinfeng sneered.

Fan Jian nodded in satisfaction: "That's about the same. You think I'm afraid of so many people, and I tell you, I'm really afraid. Don't you just want her, and she will be yours from now on!"

Ma Mingyue: ...

Nima, isn't this too cheap?
She took back what she said just now, this guy has no masculinity at all!
"Give her to me, do you think it's enough?" Song Jinfeng mocked.

Fan Jian's complexion changed: "What do you mean, she alone is not enough, do you still want me?"

"Okay, okay, if I'm afraid of you, I'll give it to you too, but you have to be gentle!" Fan Jian pouted his buttocks with a frightened look.

"Get the fuck out of here!"

Song Jinfeng roared angrily, he's not a fucking BT, why would he want a man?
"okay!"

Fan Jian readily agreed, turned around and left, not forgetting to say to Ma Mingyue when he left: "Student Ma, come on, I'll go first!"

Ma Mingyue: ...

Why does she want to kick that bitch Fan Jian to death so much now!
Seeing that Fan Jian really wanted to leave, Song Jinfeng reacted immediately, and quickly shouted: "Stop him, beat me to death!"

When the rest of the people heard this, they surrounded Fan Jian with fierce faces.

Seeing this scene, Ma Mingyue felt a sense of satisfaction, this is how she treats such a bitch!
Fan Jian looked at the group of people and said angrily, "You forced me to do this!"

"We forced you, what can you do?" Song Jinfeng sneered, "Call me!"

Fan Jian looked at the people who were getting closer, and shouted: "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"

Make this move!
It can be described as shocking, Fan Jian rushed towards the six people quickly, nimbly got behind them, and kept dropping his palms on their buttocks!
ah, ah, ah...

In an instant, bursts of ecstasy sounded one after another!
Looking at this scene, Ma Mingyue was really speechless, curious in her heart, what is the principle of this, why does the slap on the butt make such a sound?
Song Jinfeng watched this scene from the side, and roared angrily: "What the hell are you doing, I asked you to beat people, not to scream!"

The faces of the men were extremely red, it was really embarrassing, to be spanked by a man to actually make such a cry, but they couldn't control themselves, they couldn't help but want to shout out!

After a lap, Fan Jian returned to the original spot, picked a man at random, and stared at him with wide eyes: so-and-so is pregnant!
Grandma's, 5.00% success rate, must succeed!
Stare at who is pregnant and start!
It has to be said that Fan Jian's luck was pretty good, with a 5.00% success rate, he was actually bumped into him again.

The one selected by Fan Jian was a little hooligan with dyed red hair. He was still in shame, but soon he screamed while clutching his stomach, which swelled at a speed visible to the naked eye!

"Ah, ah, my stomach hurts, ah!"

"Kacheng, what's wrong with you?"

"Dude, why is your belly swollen?"

……

A group of people quickly gathered around and said nervously.

"I don't know, I just feel that my stomach hurts, as if something is moving inside, ah!" The red-haired hooligan said with a face full of pain.

Fan Jian coughed lightly twice: cough cough...

(End of this chapter)