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Chapter 79 Don't listen to the old man
Could this really not be a reticulated python, but an electric eel?
But this electric eel is too big, right?

Song Jinfeng was twitched by the electric shock, and he shouted intermittently: "Save...save...life!"

Ma Mingyue was also puzzled, could it be that, as Fan Jian said, this reticulated python was plastically made by electric eels?

So I turned around and wanted to ask Fan Jian how he knew it was an electric eel, but when he turned around, he found that Fan Jian was gone, so he turned around to look for it, and when he saw Song Jinfeng behind him, Ma Mingyue roared with black lines all over his face : "Fan Jian!"

I saw Fan Jian squatting behind Song Jinfeng, and at some point there was an extra wire in his hand. One end had exposed a copper wire and poked Song Jinfeng's body, while the other end was plugged into the power supply!
Hearing Ma Mingyue's roar, Fan Jian quickly dropped the wire in his hand, stood up as if nothing had happened, and said with a smile on his face, "Student Ma, what are you calling me for?"

"What are you doing?!" Ma Mingyue asked angrily.

"I?"

"I think the scenery inside this cage is pretty good, come in and have a look!" Fan Jian said haha!

After Fan Jian dropped the wire, Song Jinfeng stopped twitching, and collapsed to the ground limply, his hair stood up one by one as if it had been struck by lightning, and black smoke was still rising!

Fan Jian looked at Song Jinfeng and said with sympathy: "If you don't listen to the old man, you will be at a disadvantage. I said it was an electric eel, but you still don't believe it. How about it? You were shocked?"

Everyone at the scene stared at Fan Jian speechlessly, and just wanted to say: How can people be so cheap?
When all of us are blind, if you hadn't poked a wire on someone's leg, would they be able to pass electricity?

System: Congratulations on getting 15 base gas point!
Congratulations on getting 20 points of baseness!
Congratulations on getting 3 points of baseness!
……

Ding Dong, congratulations for completing the side mission, dating Ma Mingyue, and gaining a random attribute point and a little reaction ability!
Grandma, I finally completed the task, I thought the system was going to make excuses to count me as completing the task!
At the same time, Song Jinfeng was also helped out by the staff!

The staff member said nervously, "How about it, are you okay?"

Song Jinfeng felt that his limbs were still not working well, and said in a weak voice, "I...I'm fine!"

One mouthful, and a puff of black smoke came out!
The staff looked at Song Jinfeng with a dark face and cursed: "Who the hell asked you, I asked about the reticulated python, if there is something wrong with the reticulated python, I will kill you!"

He is the breeder in charge of the reticulated python. Although the reticulated python is artificially bred, it is also a rare animal that is on the verge of extinction. Compensation for the loss caused by the death of the reticulated python!

Song Jinfeng looked embarrassed, he thought he was asking himself, and said with some guilt: "There should be nothing wrong, after all, the body of this reticulated python is placed here, and it will be fine if it is shocked twice!"

The staff ignored Song Jinfeng at all, but carefully observed the reticulated python. When they saw that the reticulated python blinked, although it looked a little weak, but it was not life-threatening, they breathed a sigh of relief and shouted at Song Jinfeng. : "Hurry up and get out, don't let me see you!"

Song Jinfeng nodded awkwardly.

Fan Jian said from the side: "Do you now believe that this is an electric eel? Only practice will reveal the truth!"

Song Jinfeng turned his head and stared at Fan Jian, wishing he could tear this thing into pieces, but in order to show his magnanimity in front of Ma Mingyue, he managed to show a smile that was uglier than crying: "This brother is really willing to joke, this lady , I will continue to introduce you to other types of snakes in this snake house!"

"Are you sure you're all right?" Ma Mingyue asked suspiciously.

Hearing this, Song Jinfeng shook his head violently. He managed to get in touch with Ma Mingyue. If he just left like this, all his previous efforts would have been wasted, so he quickly said: "It's okay, this little electricity is simply worthless to me. Just mentioning it makes me more energetic!"

Fan Jian said with admiration: "My brother is amazing, since this is the case, let's do it again to make you more energetic?"

Call again?

Nima, if the power goes on, won't he die here?
So he pretended not to hear, walked forward, and acted as a tour guide for Ma Mingyue: "This is..."

Not to mention that Song Jinfeng really has two brushes, and his introduction is logical, and he makes a few jokes every now and then, which makes Ma Mingyue cover her mouth and smile frequently!
When introducing a type of snake that was only about 30 centimeters long, Fan Jian suddenly interrupted Song Jinfeng and said, "Dude, are you right, there are still snakes that don't eat meat and are vegetarians these days, is it so amazing? "

Song Jinfeng said proudly: "Of course I'm right. This kind of snake is called a herbivorous snake, also known as a white circle snake. There are more than ten white circle patterns on its back, and it eats grass for a living!"

"I don't believe it!" Fan Jian shook his head.

"Unless you can prove it to me!"

When Song Jinfeng heard this, he immediately laughed, and now it was time for him to pretend to be aggressive.

The method to prove that this herbivorous snake eats grass is very simple, just throw a handful of grass in, and I don't believe that he can still trap himself.

So he said, "You want to prove it, right? I'll prove it to you now!"

After Song Jinfeng finished speaking, he was ready to go out to find some grass!
As a result, he had just walked less than two steps when he was suddenly blocked by Fan Jian!

"What are you doing? Aren't you going to prove that the snake eats grass?" Fan Jian asked suspiciously.

"Yeah, I'm going out now to find some grass and come in!"

"Don't bother, I have a way to prove it!" Fan Jian said with a smile on his face.

"What can you do?"

Song Jinfeng asked with a puzzled face, but the next second he regretted asking this question!

I saw Fan Jian carrying Song Jinfeng up!
Song Jinfeng became furious in an instant, and exclaimed, "What do you want to do?"

"Prove that these snakes are vegetarian!" Fan Jian said as a matter of course.

"You fucking prove that snakes are vegetarians, what are you doing against me, put the fuck down!" Song Jinfeng shouted loudly.

The people around were once again attracted attention: "These two people were messing around just now, so what are they doing?"

"Who knows? Anyway, there must be something exciting to watch!"

"No problem, go and have a look!"

So the tourists who had just dispersed gathered again!

Seeing so many people coming over, Ma Mingyue became the focus again, and her complexion became a little bad. Coming out with Fan Jian was probably the worst decision she had made in the past 18 years. It was really embarrassing.

He said angrily: "What are you doing, put him down quickly!"

"Put it down, no problem!" Fan Jian agreed without hesitation.

This promise made Ma Mingyue stunned, and a bad premonition suddenly rose in her heart. Isn't this guy going to make trouble again?
In the next second, she realized that she had guessed correctly...

(End of this chapter)