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Chapter 74 We Don't Conflict

"stop!"

The two roared and stopped Fan Jian. One was tall, the other was thin, the other was fat and the other was short. They wore stockings on their faces, so they couldn't see their faces clearly. Both of them were holding bright machetes in their hands. It looked like they were robbers. !

Fan Jian was speechless, he was provoking someone, and he would be robbed everywhere he walked.

"Boy, this..."

Just as the fat man was about to speak, Fan Jian took the first step and said, "Stop, I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, now for robbery, the man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, and neither man nor woman stands in the middle!"

"Brother, what should we do? We met a robber, should we give him the money!" The thin man looked nervous.

"Are you stupid, are you stupid? We are the ones who robbed. He doesn't even have a knife in his hand, let alone the two of us who are afraid of getting caught!" The fat man cursed angrily.

The thin man looked at it, yes, he didn't even have a knife, he was afraid of what he would do, not to mention that the two of them were robbing, he immediately puffed up his chest, pretending to be fierce and shouted: "Boy, who the hell are you talking about, our brothers He's the robber, he doesn't even have a knife, and he wants to lie to us brothers!"

"Who told you that you can't rob without a knife!" Fan Jian said arrogantly; "You are robbing money, and I am robbing sex!"

"You don't care about me, we're both fucking men!" the fat man roared.

Fan Jian winked at the two of them and said, "He just likes men!"

System: Congratulations on getting 10 base gas point!
hiss~
When the thin man heard this, he shuddered, grabbed the fat man's arm and said nervously, "Brother, I'm afraid!"

"You're afraid of the wool, I've said it all, we both have knives, I don't care if you're robbing money or sex, quickly hand over the money to me, or don't blame the knives in my hands for not having eyes!" Fatty Shaking the machete to scare Fan Jian.

Fan Jian said: "I have no money!"

"Hmph, who are you lying to? The residents of Yifeng No. [-] are all rich people, so you will have no money? No, believe it or not, I will open a few holes in your body!" The fat man said viciously.

"I believe it, but I really don't have any money. If you don't believe me, come and search!" Fan Jian said sincerely.

"Thin man, go search and see if he really has no money!" said the fat man.

"Boss, I don't dare, I'm afraid he will rob me!" the skinny man said timidly.

"What the hell are you talking about, hurry up!"

The fat man kicked the skinny man in the buttocks, causing the latter to stagger!

The thin man said to Fan Jian in fear: "I...I...tell you, don't...do anything...to me, don't think anything wrong with me, or don't blame me...you're welcome !"

Fan Jian smiled and said: "Don't worry, I will never resist if you touch it boldly!"

The thin man walked up to Fan Jian, and reached into his pocket tremblingly to explore!

After touching it a few times, he quickly ran back to Fatty, as if Fan Jian was a man-eating devil: "Brother, he...he really has no money!"

"It's really fucking bad luck. When you came out of the villa area, you turned out to be a poor ghost with no money on you. Let's go!"

The fat man's tone was very unhappy. He had been waiting here for almost half a month, and then he met Fan Jian who walked out, but he didn't have a dime on him!

Hearing this, the thin man breathed a sigh of relief, and finally left. He was really afraid of being robbed by Fan Jian. Just as he turned around and was about to leave, he heard Fan Jian shouting from behind: "You two wait a minute!"

"What the hell do you want to do?" The fat man turned around and shouted fiercely.

Fan Jian said with a charming face: "Since I didn't get the money, how about robbing me for sex, I will take the initiative."

The fat man took a look at Fan Jian, lifted up half of the stockings, and spit on the ground: "Damn, I want to have fun without money, go dreaming!"

The two robbers turned and left, disappearing into the shadows!

"I'm so handsome, but I don't even look good. I must be blind, don't you think the system is right?" Fan Jian asked.

The system didn't come out at all, only a notification sound: The system thinks you are too cheap and doesn't want to talk to you!
"Hey, he's so handsome that even the system is jealous!" Fan Jian looked up into space with a melancholy expression on his face!
Ding Dong: The system thinks you are too cheap, so it will give you thirty cheap energy points!
Fan Jian walked down the mountain and took a taxi straight home!
The next morning when Fan Jian came to the school, Zhang Wei asked gossipingly, "Boss, did you go to sister-in-law's house last night, didn't you leave, and then did something indescribable happen to sister-in-law at night?"

As soon as this question was uttered, the ears of many people in the class pricked up, wanting to know the answer!
"You want to know?" Fan Jian asked.

Zhang Wei nodded quickly: "Yeah!"

"You really want to know?"

Zhang Wei nodded affirmatively.

"Then put your ear close, and I'll tell you in a low voice, this kind of thing can't be heard by outsiders!" Fan Jian said.

Hearing this, Zhang Wei looked at the people around him proudly: "Look how strong my relationship with my boss is, you can even tell me this kind of thing!"

Immediately, he put his ear to Fan Jian's mouth with anticipation!

Others also came over one after another, wanting to see if they could hear anything!
Ah!
Fan Jian suddenly shouted!
The loud sound startled the people around, but Zhang Wei was the saddest, his body jumped suddenly, and he felt buzzing in his ears!
Zhang Wei clasped his ears and said complainingly, "Boss, what are you doing? I feel like I'm going to be deaf!"

"I'm afraid that others will hear it, so I can scare them!" Fan Jian explained.

Zhang Wei: ...

He didn't know whether he scared others or not, but what he knew was that he was almost deaf.

"Okay, come here now, I'll tell you!" Fan Jian said.

Regardless of the buzzing in his ears, Zhang Wei hurriedly came over and said, "Boss, tell me!"

Fan Jian whispered: "This is a secret, I won't tell you!"

Poof~!

When Zhang Wei heard this answer, he almost spit out a mouthful of blood!

Staring at Fan Jian with resentment on his face, he gritted his teeth and said, "Boss, sooner or later you will be killed by yourself!":
System: Congratulations on getting 20 base gas point!
Fan Jian smiled: "Thank you for the compliment!"

Zhang Wei doesn't want to talk anymore, his boss is too cheap!
At this moment, Tian Weiming walked into the classroom with a pale face. When he looked at Fan Jian, the resentment in his eyes could no longer be concealed. Shit!

When the students in the class saw Tian Weiming, their eyes were full of disgust and contempt. After all, when Fan Jian and Pan Benhong were in conflict, he chose to stand by Pan Benhong's side, so he was no longer a member of Class [-] of Senior Three, but already Get excluded!
Tian Weiming returned to his seat, staring at Fan Jian with resentment in his eyes, unwilling to leave for a second, but at this moment Fan Jian stood up suddenly...

(End of this chapter)