history's cheapest

Chapter 75 I Have a Home Remedy
"Boss, what are you doing?"

Seeing Fan Jian standing up suddenly, Zhang Wei asked with a puzzled expression.

"I'll go and see Tian Weiming!"

Fan Jian left this sentence and walked directly to Tian Weiming's side.

Tian Weiming's feelings towards Fan Jian were very contradictory. While wishing to tear Fan Jian into pieces, he was also afraid of Fan Jian. After all, he had made him miserable, so he asked with a look of fear, "What do you want to do?"

Fan Jian said kindly: "Student Tian, ​​don't act like this, I'm not a devil!"

Other students in the class: Although you are not a devil, you are so cheap that you are scarier than the devil, okay?
"What exactly do you want to do?" Tian Weiming said in horror.

"You really don't need to be nervous. I just see that your complexion is not very good. Is your stomach a little uncomfortable?" Fan Jian asked concerned.

Are you talking nonsense?When you tricked Pan Benhong into eating shit last time, Tian Weiming also ate it. After he left school, although he ran to the hospital for gastric lavage as quickly as possible, after returning home, he still vomited for two nights and one day. Eating, can the stomach recover?

"I don't need you to worry about it, get out!" Tian Weiming roared with a dark face.

Fan Jian was not angry, but still said with a smile on his face: "Student Tian, ​​you are wrong. Although the two of us are not very good at dealing with each other, we are also classmates anyway. I have a recipe here, drink it to make it better!"

The surrounding students were moved when they heard Fan Jian's words, and they all thought: Although Fan Jian is a bit cheap, but he is also very kind-hearted, Tian Weiming has targeted him again and again, yet he still cares so much about Tian Weiming's physical and mental health!

"Boss, you don't need to be so nice to this kind of person, he deserves it!" Zhang Wei walked over and said.

"No, we are classmates, the four irons in life, don't you know? We have carried guns together, passed through windows together, shared dirty things together, and whoring together. The friendship between classmates is as deep as the sea. What!" Fan Jian said with a serious face.

"Go and prepare something for me!"

"Boss, if it's something else, I'll definitely go directly without further ado, but I won't go if I help him!" Zhang Wei said resolutely.

"Go, if you don't go, don't blame me for not knowing you brother!" Fan Jian said with a serious face.

Zhang Wei looked at Fan Jian's resolute eyes, sighed helplessly, and said, "I'll go, let me go!"

So Fan Jian quickly said something in Zhang Wei's ear. Zhang Wei was a little unhappy at first, but at the end, his eyes became brighter and brighter. After Fan Jian finished speaking, he quickly turned and left.

Seeing this scene, the surrounding students felt that Fan Jian was impeccable besides being a bit cheap!
Tian Weiming shouted from the side: "Fan Jian, I don't need you to cry like a cat and a mouse and pretend to be merciful!"

Fan Jian said kindly: "Student Tian, ​​you feel sick to your stomach, so don't make such a loud noise. It's not good for your health. You can rest for a while, and wait for the fat man to get back what I want. You drink it, and your stomach will be relieved." It won't hurt!"

Does it hurt after drinking it?
Is this magic medicine?
Everyone was a little curious about Fan Jian's so-called folk prescription, and wanted to see what kind of folk recipe was so magical!
Ten minutes later, the fat man ran back out of breath, holding a black plastic bag in his hand, which was bulging, and he didn't know what it was.

The fat man said out of breath, "Boss, this is what you want!"

"Okay, fat man, you can rest!" Fan Jian said.

"Student Tian, ​​don't you mind if I use your thermos cup to wash down the recipe for you!"

Fan Jian didn't wait for Tian Weiming's consent after finishing speaking, he directly took his thermos cup in his hand, and walked out with a black plastic bag!
Originally, he wanted to see what Fan Jian's so-called folk recipe was, but he was stopped by Fan Jian: "Exclusive secret recipe, please do not watch!"

They had no choice but to stay in the classroom and ask Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, what did Fan Jian ask you to find?"

"I'm not going to talk about this, you guys will know when my boss gets it right!" Zhang Wei kept it to himself!

Crowd: ...

You damned didn't want to buy it at first, but now you're showing off again.

Fan Jian didn't keep everyone waiting too long, and walked back quickly. The black bag in his hand was gone, only Tian Weiming's thermos was left.

Fan Jian said with a gentle face: "Student Tian, ​​the folk prescription I prepared for you is ready, let's drink it!"

"You fucking don't dream, I'd rather die in pain than drink what you prepared, hurry up!" Tian Weiming said firmly, he has not forgotten how Fan Jian messed with him before, God knows what he will make for himself to drink .

"Tian Weiming, don't bite Lu Dongbin like a dog, you don't know good people, my boss is helping you!" Zhang Wei scolded from the side.

"Get the fuck out of here!" Tian Weiming yelled, he made up his mind not to drink what Fan Jian prepared.

"Don't be so stubborn, good boy, just drink it!" Fan Jian still looked friendly, and opened the thermos while talking!

With the opening of the thermos cup, a strong smell filled the classroom!
Everyone sniffed the smell in the air, why do they feel that the smell is familiar?

So Zheng Chao asked curiously: "Fan Jian, what ingredients did you use for the folk recipe you made for Tian Weiming?"

"You want to know?"

"Think!" Everyone nodded together.

Fan Jian said with a smile on his face: "Since everyone is so curious, I will tell you something, so that if you have stomach pains in the future, you can also use my folk remedies!"

When everyone heard this, they pricked up their ears.

Fan Jian said: "Actually, the ingredients of this recipe can be found everywhere. It is easy to buy and the operation is simple. That is to buy 200 grams of red hot peppers, chop them up, soak them in 24-degree white wine for 10 hours, and take two spoonfuls in the morning on an empty stomach. I saw that classmate Tian was in so much pain that he couldn't wait so long, so I asked the fat man to buy a catty of red chili peppers, and then soaked it in [-]-degree alcohol for [-] minutes, so the effect will be faster!"

Everyone was speechless when they heard this. Are you sure this is really a folk remedy for stomach pain?
Zheng Chao swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "If you drink this, it won't hurt to death?"

Fan Jian shook his head and said, "It won't hurt at all!"

"How is this possible?" Everyone looked at Fan Jian suspiciously.

Fan Jian said affirmatively: "It really doesn't hurt, I passed out, how can I know it hurts?"

Crowd: ...

They felt that they had to take back what they said about Fan Jian's kindness. This guy is still as cheap as ever!

It's all going to be cheap.

System: Congratulations on getting 20 base gas point!
Congratulations on getting 18 points of baseness!
Congratulations on getting 15 points of baseness!
……

A series of notification sounds came from Fan Jian's mind!

Fan Jian raised the thermos cup to Tian Weiming with a kind face: "Hey, drink him, and he won't hurt anymore!"

(End of this chapter)