history's cheapest

Chapter 73
"Uncle Qi, you don't need to say anything, don't worry, I will definitely treat Meng Shu even better!" Fan Jian said sincerely.

"Xiaojian, I..."

Fan Jian said: "Uncle Qi, don't worry, I won't starve Mengshu if I have a bite to eat!"

Qi Mengshu said to Fan Jian coldly on the table: "You should die, I won't be with you!"

Hearing this, Qi Xiaotian quickly continued: "Xiaojian, in fact, your marriage with Mengshu was a joke when my father and I were drunk, not to mention that you and Mengshu don't know each other well. So I think you two should forget about it!"

Normally, people would refuse, and according to Fan Jian's character, he would definitely agree, but this time he came with a mission, but he wanted to make Qi Xiaotian feel ups and downs, and he was going to die, if he just agreed, wouldn't it be impossible to complete the mission? up?

Originally, he didn't know how to complete the task, but now he turned his eyes and suddenly had an idea, and said: "Uncle Qi, who said that Mengshu and I don't know each other well, we are very familiar with each other!"

"very familiar?"

Qi Xiaotian looked at Fan Jian suspiciously. According to his understanding, his daughter didn't like Fan Jian. The two barely had contact at school. How could they be familiar with each other?
"It's absolutely true!" Fan Jian said swearingly: "For example, I know very well that Meng Shu has a mole on the root of her right thigh!"

As soon as these words came out, Qi Xiaotian was struck by lightning!
The location of that mole is very secretive, and it can only be discovered if there is super-intimate contact. Could it be that the two have already had physical contact?
Tang Qiqi's complexion was also a little pale, and she still couldn't prevent it after all precautions!

Qi Mengshu also stared at Fan Jian with wide eyes, how did he know that there was a mole in his position?
"Uncle Qi, do I know Mengshu well?" Fan Jian said with a smile.

Looking at Fan Jian's appearance, Qi Xiaotian was obviously provoking himself. When he thought of the cabbage he had worked so hard to raise for 18 years and was beaten by the pig in front of him, he was instantly furious, and threw the fork in his hand on the table. Slapped, stood up with a bang, and shouted: "You bastard, I will kill you!"

"Uncle Qi, don't be impulsive!" Fan Jian quickly comforted him, "Actually, Aunt Tang said this!"

Hearing this, Qi Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, and sat down slowly. He was really afraid that his daughter would be beaten by Fan Jian!
On the contrary, Tang Qiqi looked puzzled, when did she tell Fan Jian that Mengshu had a mole on her thigh, why didn't she remember?

"Xiao Jian, I was a little excited just now, don't be angry!"

"Uncle Qi, don't worry, I won't be so stingy like you!" Fan Jian said with a generous face.

Qi Xiaotian: ...

Your sister, what do you mean by this, that I am stingy?

Qi Mengshu stared at her mother complaining, why did she tell others everything?

Tang Qiqi thought for a long time, but she couldn't remember when she said this, so she asked kindly, "Xiao Jian, when did I tell you about this?"

"Aunt Tang, you forgot the last time you were drunk and lying on the bed with no clothes on!" Fan Jian reminded.

What the hell? !

My wife is drunk and lying on the bed with no clothes on, and then she is with this little bastard. Doesn't that mean that my wife has been seen all over?
Qi Xiaotian now feels that he is facing a large green prairie.

It's fine for this bastard to chase after his daughter, but now he doesn't even let his wife go, if he can bear it, then he is not a fucking man!

"You bastard, where's my knife, where's my knife, Lin Dong, bring my knife, I'm going to hack this little bastard to death!" Qi Xiaotian looked left and right for something.

Lin Dong said dutifully, "Master, you don't have a knife!"

"Then you go find it for me, go to the kitchen and get me a kitchen knife, anyway, I'm going to hack this bastard to death!" Qi Xiaotian roared with red eyes and panting like a cow.

Fan Jian asked with a puzzled face: "Uncle Qi, what's wrong with you, it depends on who dies, can I help you?"

"You are the one I want to chop!" Qi Xiaotian roared.

"Why did you hack me to death? It's because I saw Aunt Tang drunk when I was four years old. Are you too stingy?" Fan Jian said with a dissatisfied face.

Wait, what the hell, at four years old?
"You listened to it when you were four years old?" Qi Xiaotian was stunned.

"That's right, when I was four years old, Aunt Tang went to my house for dinner, and then I accidentally got drunk with my mother. I overheard them talking." Fan Jian said as a matter of course.

When Tang Qiqi was reminded like this, she suddenly remembered that there was such a thing, but Fan Jian is gone now, and it has been 14 years, and she still remembers it so clearly!
Four years old, Fan Jian was still a child at that time, it seems that it is no big deal to have seen it!
The anger in Qi Xiaotian's heart disappeared again, he sat down in embarrassment, and opened his mouth and said, "Xiaojian, just now uncle was joking with you, do you think his acting looks like it?"

"It's very similar, but there is one more thing I want to tell you!" Fan Jian said.

"No, don't say it, are you full now? If you are full, I will ask Lin Dong to arrange someone to take you away!" Qi Xiaotian said exhausted.

The ups and downs of life are too fast, and according to Fan Jian's way of chatting, it is even more terrifying than a war in the mall without gunpowder smoke.

"Uncle Qi, I can go by myself, what about me and Meng Shu?" Fan Jian asked.

"I'll talk about it later, I'll talk about it later!" Qi Xiaotian said hastily.

"Okay then, Uncle Qi, goodbye Aunt Tang!" Fan Jian greeted Qi Xiaotian with a smile, got up and left.

As soon as Fan Jian walked out of the room, he heard a ding-dong sound from the system: Congratulations for completing the side mission, gaining 2 points of cheapness and [-] points of strength at random!
于是范剑现在的属性就变成：力量：52（+2）。速度：63（+2）。智商：90（+2）。反应能力：60（+2）。健康：90（+2）。注：各项数值满分为：100。称号：正式贱人 技能：瞪谁谁怀孕，降龙十八掌。

The ranking has also risen from the previous 8500 to 8400, and the number of fouls is 120!
After leaving Yifeng No. [-], Fan Jian regretted it. Yifeng No. [-] is a high-end villa area, and the place is a bit remote. In addition, there are rich people here, and there are cars everywhere. There are no taxis here to solicit customers. Therefore, if Fan Jian wanted to take a car, he could only go to the urban area a little farther away. Now that he rejected Qi Xiaotian, he could only come on his legs.

As soon as he walked out of the No. [-] gate of Yifeng, less than a kilometer away, Fan Jian was stopped...

(End of this chapter)