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Chapter 70 This is not for food

"Do whatever he asks you to do. If you're pregnant with his child, don't fucking come back to see me!"

Xu Tianlong yelled on the other end of the phone, Grandma, if both father and son are pregnant with a man's child, what's the matter? People serve one husband with mother and daughter, but I am father and son with one husband?
Xu Shi picked up the phone and looked at the screen. It was his father's phone, that's right. His voice was also on the other end of the phone, but what happened to his father today, and tentatively asked: "My father Dad, did you say something wrong, how could I be pregnant as a man? And he asked me to call him Dad. "

"If you make a few mistakes, you can do what you are told, don't tell you to call me dad, even if you call me grandpa, you have to call me grandpa!" Xu Tianlong said with a dark face, but changed his words in the next second: "No , if you call him Grandpa, I won’t be his son, you can just call him Dad, that’s all!”

Beep, beep, beep...

A series of busy tones came from the phone!

Fan Jianjian said again and again: "How about it, do you want you to call me Dad, come on, call me!"

Qi Xiaotian also heard Xu Tianlong's words, and looked at Fan Jian with a strange expression on his face. He didn't understand how Fan Jian knew Xu Tianlong with his current identity, and also made Xu Tianlong afraid of being like this, and even made his son call Fan Jian's father. He can agree to things that are extremely shameful and humiliating.

Xu Shi didn't understand why his father suddenly became like this, but he said firmly: "You are dreaming, even if I die, I will not call your father!"

Fan Jian said lovingly: "Silly boy, how could you die? It's just a matter of pulling your pants. It's not a big deal!"

snort!
Xu Shi snorted coldly, covered his stomach with his hands, looked pained, but didn't say a word!
Fan Jian didn't speak, just looked at Xu Shi quietly!

Now Qi Xiaotian couldn't figure out what Fan Jian was doing, and he didn't dare to ask Fan Jian to let Xu Shi go, so he could only watch from the sidelines.

1 minutes!

2 minutes!
Gollum!
Xu Shi's face turned blue because of holding back, his stomach was gurgling, and he felt an urge to rush. He really couldn't hold it anymore, and said tremblingly: "You...you...change...conditions, as long as... ...You...give me...the antidote, and I...give you...money!"

"What do I want money for? I just want to hear you call me Dad!" Fan Jian said lovingly.

Qi Xiaotian and others: ...

Are you addicted to being a father?
Xu Shi really wanted to yell loudly: You are fucking dreaming!

It's a pity that he felt like he was about to gush out, pulling his pants?Or call Dad?
A choice must be made between the two.

It would be embarrassing to call Dad!
But if you pull your pants, it's even more embarrassing!
And my dad said it all, you can call him dad!

So he gritted his teeth, made up his mind, stared at Fan Jian with a face of humiliation, and said in a voice not much louder than a mosquito, "Dad...Dad!"

"What are you talking about, the voice is too low, speak up!" Fan Jian said.

Xu Shi stared fiercely at Fan Jian, he really didn't want to shout anymore, but now the time was running out, and it was about to burst out, he gritted his teeth and shouted loudly: "Dad!"

Qi Xiaotian and the others looked speechless, but they actually yelled!

But after thinking about it, I felt relieved again. If I were in Xu Shi's position now, I might make the same choice as him!

Fan Jian smiled and agreed, "Hey, good son!"

Seeing his appearance, Xu Shi felt his lungs were about to explode, and roared, "I yelled, quickly give me the antidote!"

"What's the rush, I don't have to think about it, is it daddy?" Fan Jian replied dissatisfied.

Xu Shi is going crazy, you still think about it a few times, and after thinking about it, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it anymore!

"Give it to me quickly, quickly!"

Xu Shihong roared with his eyes like an angry lion.

Fan Jian shook his head, pretending to be an old man, and said, "Hey, young people these days really don't have any patience."

Qi Xiaotian and others: ...

Why are you so cheap, you still say such things at this time, can people not be in a hurry, the shit can't be held back!

System: Congratulations on getting 10 base gas point!
After Fan Jian walked around the room, he walked to a potted ingot tree raised by Qi Xiaotian, broke off a branch, pulled out all the leaves, and walked back!

"Give!"

Fan Jian handed the branch to Xu Shi!

Xu Shi took the branch with a puzzled expression on his face. Not only him, but everyone in the room was puzzled. Isn't it an antidote? What does a branch mean now?
"What do you mean?" Xu Shi asked.

"This is the solution you want!" Fan Jian replied.

When can ingot tree branches treat diarrhea?

Is this a recipe?

Qi Xiaotian thought with a puzzled expression.

Xu Shi was also a little puzzled, but he couldn't control that much now. He really couldn't hold back anymore. He grabbed the branch and was about to stuff it into his mouth, but Fan Jian called out: "What are you going to do?"

"Eat!"

Fan Jian said lovingly: "Silly son, this is not for eating!"

"If you don't eat it, how can you use it?" Xu Shi asked suspiciously.

Fan Jian said solemnly: "It's for inserting, you insert this thing behind yourself and block it, won't it be impossible to pull it out!"

puff!
When Qi Xiaotian and the others heard Fan Jian's words, they almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. Your sister, you asked someone to call you daddy, and you got this thing in exchange for someone to block the back?

"You fucking kidding me?"

Xu Shi was going crazy, feeling that the prehistoric power in his body could no longer be suppressed!

Fan Jian said with an innocent face: "When did I trick you? It was your own wishful thinking that what I gave you was an antidote. What I always said was to help you find a solution!"

Qi Xiaotian and others: ...

Is it really okay for you to be so cheap?

System: Congratulations on getting 10 base gas point!
Congratulations on getting 5 points of baseness!
"You...you..." Xu Shi was so angry that he was speechless.

"Don't be so excited, it's fine, you're calling me daddy three times, how about I give you the antidote?" Fan Jian said kindly.

Xu Shi felt that shit was about to reach the last line of defense, and he didn't have the courage to object at all. He clamped his legs tightly and shouted with humiliation: "Dad, Dad, Dad!"

"Hey, what a good boy, since that's the case, I'll give you the antidote!" Fan Jian said with a satisfied face.

Immediately, he squatted down and opened a box of drinks. This time, the box was filled with jasmine tea, and he handed it to Xu Shi and said, "Drink, this is the antidote!"

Xu Shi snatched the jasmine tea, forgetting that he said that blowing on the bottle is an inferior person, he unscrewed the cap and blew on the bottle, drank half of the bottle before putting it down.

"That's how..."

Just as Xu Shi was about to speak, Fan Jian yelled, "Damn!"

(End of this chapter)