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Chapter 71 Not Paying Attention

Xu Shi looked down at Fan Jian, feeling a bad premonition in his heart?

"What's wrong?" Qi Xiaotian asked.

Fan Jian looked at Xu Shi apologetically: "Brother, I'm really sorry!"

Xu Shi asked nervously, "What's the matter, why do you say sorry?"

Fan Jian pondered for a while, and said with a serious face: "I think it's better if you don't know!"

It's better not to know!

The more you don't know something, the more you will think wildly, okay?
So he roared angrily: "Tell me the fuck!"

"Okay, this is what you asked for, so you should be mentally prepared!" Fan Jian said solemnly.

Xu Shi roared: "Hurry up!"

"I brought you the wrong medicine. The bottle of jasmine tea just now contained no antidote, but a laxative that was twice as effective as the laxative in the iced black tea before. You have to hold on!" Fan Jian patted on his face solemnly. Xu Shi's shoulder!

A laxative that is twice as powerful!

Hearing this, Xu Shi felt dizzy for a while. The previous medicine effect had made him die, but now it was twice as strong, and he still didn't kill himself.

Xu Shi went completely crazy. At this moment, all the turmoil in his stomach was suppressed by the hatred in his heart. He threw it away and rushed towards Fan Jian: "I will strangle you to death!"

Fan Jian swayed to hide, and said kindly: "Brother, your stomach doesn't hurt anymore?"

As soon as these words came out, Xu Shi once again felt the ups and downs in his stomach. He didn't know whether it was a psychological effect or the effect of the second bottle of medicine. The belly squatted on the ground!
"The acting is really good!" Fan Jian said with admiration.

"You...you...what...mean!" Xu Shi said tremblingly.

"What I gave you just now was not a super laxative at all, but you looked even more painful. Isn't this acting?" Fan Jian asked.

"Then what did you drink for me just now?" Xu Shi asked!
"It's just ordinary jasmine tea. I just wanted to make a joke with you. I didn't know you were so excited!" Fan Jian said with a look of contempt.

joke?

Is now the time to joke?

Qi Xiaotian and the others stared at Fan Jian with black lines all over their faces, feeling that Fan Jian was really cheap to a certain extent!

System: Congratulations on getting 15 base gas point!
Congratulations on getting 12 points of baseness!
……

"Give me the antidote, hurry up!" Xu Shi yelled at Fan Jian with a ferocious face, he felt that shit was about to come out.

"Don't worry!"

Fan Jian felt that the game was almost over, and it was indeed time to give Xu Shi an antidote, so he opened the system mall, intending to find the antidote, but there were too many things in the system mall, there were hundreds of pages , if I turn it over a little bit, when will I turn it over?

The most NB system in history, not humanized at all, not even a search system!

So he shouted: "Cute system, come out!"

The system was wearing a suit this time, with a big gold chain around his neck, and a cigar in his mouth. He looked like a mafia boss, and Shi Shi ran out: "What do you want me to do?"

"Your system mall is too inhuman, why doesn't it have a search function?" Fan Jian complained.

The system looked contemptuous: "That's because you are stupid, I told you, this uncle is the most powerful system in history, how can you not even have such a basic function, you just need to silently read the name of the item you need, and the related item will be displayed Appear!"

Fan Jian: ...

Fan Jian said silently in his heart: a thousand miles in a row!
Sure enough, the medicine that took thousands of miles appeared, and the antidote appeared as a package. Fan Jian just clicked to buy it, but his eyes widened in the next second, and he roared at the system: "System, you fucking..."

Um?
The system frowned and looked at Fan Jian!

Fan Jian shrank in an instant, took back the shit he wanted to say before, and said, "You are robbing!"

It only costs [-] gas points to buy one that blows a thousand miles away!
But to buy an antidote, it actually takes a thousand cheap gas points!
The system said with contempt: "I can set the price as I like, and if I can't afford it, don't buy it, you are poor!"

Fan Jian: ...

your sister!
As soon as this pit ratio system comes out, I will hit myself, and I will definitely not let this system come out next time!

I really can't afford a thousand qi points, and now I only have less than [-] qi points left!

So Fan Jian looked at Xu Shi in front of him, and said apologetically again: "Brother, I forgot to bring the antidote!"

Qi Xiaotian: ...

Lin Dong: ...

Xu Shi was also speechless, but he still looked at Fan Jian with a glimmer of hope in his heart and said, "You're lying to me, aren't you, are you still joking with me?"

"I'm serious this time, there's really no antidote, so I'm sorry!" Fan Jian shrugged!

From despair to hope, and then from hope to despair, the ups and downs of life are too fast!

Xu Shi had been completely collapsed by Fan Jian, and he roared angrily: "I'm really fighting with you!"

Suddenly jumped up from the ground and rushed towards Fan Jian!

As a result, just halfway through the pounce, he couldn't hold back any longer, bang, bang, bang...

There was a series of fart sounds, and at the same time there was a stench, yes, he couldn't hold it anymore, he really pulled his pants!

Qi Xiaotian and the others covered their noses with their hands when they smelled it!
Xu Shi didn't care about fighting Fan Jian at this moment, he quickly turned around and ran out of the room. When he was running away, there was still a tear in his eyes!

Qi Xiaotian watched Xu Shi leave, couldn't bear it anymore, and said to Lin Dong: "Turn on all the ventilation systems!"

"Yes!"

Qi Xiaotian's home is all using intelligent control. Lin Dong took out his mobile phone and operated it twice, and the ventilation system in the house started to work. However, the smell is too strong. Using the ventilation system to ventilate, there is still a smell!

Fan Jian said with a face full of condemnation: "This buddy is really too careless. He has to pull his pants down when he leaves, so he can't leave early!"

Qi Xiaotian and the others were speechless, you still have the face to say such things, if you didn't give them laxatives, you would be like this?

"Besides, Uncle Qi, isn't your ventilation system too environmentally friendly?" Fan Jian said.

"This is the latest technology. My own company developed it. It consumes the least electricity and pollutes the environment the least in the market. Isn't it environmentally friendly?" Qi Xiaotian asked.

"Yes!"

Fan Jian nodded affirmatively.

"And you have a better ventilation system?"

"Well, my ventilation system is purely natural and pollution-free, and it doesn't consume electricity!" Fan Jian said.

Qi Xiaotian himself runs a high-tech company and develops the latest technological products. Hearing what Fan Jian said, he immediately became interested: "What is the ventilation system?"

(End of this chapter)