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Chapter 69 Are You Pregnant?
"Uncle Qi, I'm sorry, I..."

When Qi Xiaotian saw this appearance, he knew that the toilet in his room had not been kept. He wanted to cry, but he couldn't cry. He had provoked someone, and the toilet was almost wiped out. He waved his hands weakly and said, "Forget it, it's okay, Little sword!"

"Uncle Qi, don't worry, it's on me!" Fan Jian responded quickly, then walked up to Xu Shi, and said with a playful smile: "How about it, I didn't lie to you, isn't my tea the same as other tea? no the same!"

Xu Shi was about to collapse at first, but when he heard Fan Jian's words, he didn't know where the strength came from, he stood up straight, and roared at Fan Jian fiercely: "You bastard dare to punish me, I will definitely Let someone hack you to death!"

"I believe it, but I think you will definitely pull your pants before hacking me to death!" Fan Jian said.

Bang!
Xu Shi let out another loud fart!
He knew that what Fan Jian said was right, the toilet in the whole villa was broken by him, and if it went on like this, he really wanted to pull his pants down.

Now farting and having diarrhea in front of Qi Xiaotian's family is already shameful enough, but if she pulls her pants in front of Qi Mengshu, she will really be ashamed.

He said to Fan Jian viciously: "Boy, you must have a solution, right? Give me the antidote, and I will spare your life!"

Fan Jian said with a look of surprise: "Is this your attitude of begging for help?"

"Besides, compared to being hacked to death by you, I still want to see you pulling your pants down. It's exciting to think about it!"

Fan Jian looked excited, as if he couldn't wait.

Qi Xiaotian and others: ...

Is it really okay for you to be so cheap?

"you……"

puff!
Xu Shigang wanted to threaten Fan Jian, but there was another loud fart. There was a gurgling noise in his stomach. , take it easy first, and wait for the opportunity to kill this bastard, so he softened his tone and said, "Dude, I was wrong just now, can you give me the antidote?"

When Qi Xiaotian heard this, he nodded his head. It is the performance of a man to be able to bend and stretch. Only in this way can he do great things, and he really saw the right person.

Fan Jian said with a satisfied face: "This is more or less the same!"

Just when Qi Xiaotian and others thought that Fan Jian was about to give Xu Shi the antidote, Fan Jian changed the subject, "But what if I don't want to give you the antidote?"

Qi Xiaotian: ...

Qi Mengshu: ...

Tang Qiqi: ...

Nima, the sudden cheapness, flashed my waist!
Are you really not afraid of being beaten to death if you are so cheap?
When Xu Shi heard this, his face became ferocious, partly because of restraint, and partly because of anger: "Bastard, how dare you play me!"

"Don't be angry, it's not good to be angry, especially when people are angry, they are willing to use force. Once you squeeze out the shit, what will you do if you pull your pants?" Fan Jian kindly reminded.

Qi Xiaotian couldn't bear to look at it anymore, he was angry because of you, so he couldn't help but said: "Xiaojian, it's almost enough."

"Okay, since Uncle Qi interceded for you, I'll give you some face, as long as you agree to one condition, I'll help you, how about it?" Fan Jian stretched his waist and said.

"What conditions? Murder and arson?"

Qi Xiaotian's face was in pain, he could barely hold it back!

"Don't worry, I'm not that kind of person, it's very simple, just move your mouth!" Fan Jian said.

Qi Xiaotian clamped his legs tightly, and said urgently: "Okay, tell me!"

"Call me Dad!"

Qi Xiaotian and the others were speechless again. Is this what you call a simple thing?

It's fine to just move your mouth, but who would call someone else's father if it's okay?
Xu Shi's complexion changed drastically, and he gritted his teeth and said, "What are you talking about, let me call you dad, do you know who my dad is?"

Fan Jian asked curiously, "Who is your father?"

"My father is Xu Tianlong. If my father knows that you asked me to call you father, you will definitely die without a place to bury him!" Xu Shi said proudly.

Qi Xiaotian nodded at the side, that's true, Xu Tianlong is a big boss in H City who eats black and white, even if he sees him, he should respectfully call him Brother Xu.

If it were Fan Jian's previous identity, Xu Tianlong really wouldn't need to be taken seriously, even the latter would bow down when he saw Fan Jian, and he wouldn't dare to touch a single hair of Fan Jian with all his guts. The phoenix is ​​not as good as the chicken!

Fan Jian nodded thoughtfully at the side: "If your father is really Xu Tianlong, you really can't call me father!"

"You know you're afraid!" Xu Shi said proudly.

"Does your stomach not hurt?" Fan Jian said abruptly.

Because Xu Shi was too excited just now, he forgot about the stomach ache for a while. After Fan Jian reminded him, he remembered again, and covered his stomach in pain: "Give me the antidote!"

Fan Jian ignored him, but said: "Xu Tianlong almost called me dad last time, but now you should call me grandpa, otherwise it will easily mess up the seniority, come on, call me grandpa, and I will help you!"

What the hell!
When Qi Xiaotian heard Fan Jian's words, he suspected that he had auditory hallucinations. Xu Tianlong called him father?

If Fan Jian was not in despair before, maybe it would have been possible for him to be shameless, but now that he has this identity, is it possible?

"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible!" Xu Shi said in disbelief.

"If you don't believe me, you can call and ask him. Just tell him that you offended a man named Fan Jian!" Fan Jian said confidently.

With a trace of suspicion, Xu Shi took out his mobile phone and called his father.

"dad!"

Hey!
As soon as Xu Shi yelled Dad, Fan Jian agreed beside him!
Qi Xiaotian and the others had black lines on their faces: What the hell!
Xu Shi gave Fan Jian a hard look, and then said: "Father, I offended a man named Fan Jian, he..."

But before he finished speaking, he heard Xu Tianlong's roar from the other side of the phone: "What, you offended Fan Jian, are you pregnant?"

The loud Qi Xiaotian and others could hear it!
Except for Fan Jian, everyone was speechless. Is Xu Tianlong crazy? How could Xu Shi be pregnant as a man?
Xu Shi replied suspiciously: "Pregnant, no, how can I be pregnant by a man?"

"That's good!" Xu Tianlong breathed a sigh of relief.

"I'm not pregnant, why are you calling me?"

Xu Shi: "I was given laxatives by that Fan Jian. I couldn't hold it anymore. I was about to pull my pants. He said that if he wanted the antidote, he had to call his father!"

After saying this, he gave Fan Jian a provocative look. He believed that his father would be furious when he heard this, and he might even kill him and tear Fan Jian to pieces!

Unexpectedly, Xu Tianlong's next words made him stunned for a moment...

(End of this chapter)