history's cheapest

Chapter 68 You are not angry
Xu Shi covered his stomach, stared at Fan Jian with red eyes, and yelled through gritted teeth: "Bastard, what did you give me to drink?!"

As a result, while talking, one couldn't hold back and let out another loud fart!
Bang!
Hearing the loud noise, Qi Mengshu and Tang Qiqi looked at each other, and now they finally knew what the noise was in the toilet just now.

Fan Jian shouted loudly: "What are you talking about, speak up, you fart too loudly, I didn't hear you!"

Xu Shi's face was so ugly that water dripped out, and he asked viciously, "I asked you what you gave me to drink?"

"Iced black tea, haven't you seen it all?" Fan Jian asked back.

Xu Shi gritted his teeth and said, "Do you think I will believe it?"

He's not a fool, how could ordinary iced black tea make him fart and upset his stomach, even if the iced black tea expired, it might not have such a powerful power.

"Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway!"

Fan Jian said with a smile: "What I gave you is iced black tea, but I added some laxatives to it. Do you think it's annoying?"

Qi Xiaotian and others: ...

They don't know if it's annoying or not, anyway, they think Fan Jian's appearance is so cheap!

System: Congratulations on getting 10 base gas point!
Congratulations on getting 8 points of baseness!
……

"You bastard, you put laxatives in it!" Xu Shi's heart was burning with anger, and he wanted to tear Fan Jian in front of him into pieces!

Gollum!

There was another burst of ups and downs in my stomach!

Xu Shi's complexion was pale, he clutched his stomach, and asked with great difficulty: "Uncle Qi, do you have any other bathrooms in your house?"

Qi Xiaotian's home is more than 500 square meters, how could there be only one bathroom, so he said to Lin Dong, "Lin Dong, take Xiaoshi to the bathroom on the second floor!"

"Okay, sir!"

Lin Dong hurriedly led the way, Xu Shi followed closely behind, he was afraid that if he waited a little longer, he would pull his pants down, so before he left, he did not forget to threaten Fan Jian: "You are waiting here for me to come back! "

Fan Jian said with a playful smile, "I definitely won't leave. I still want to see where you go to the toilet after blowing up the toilet in the other bathroom later."

Qi Xiaotian: ...

Why do I feel that my nephew has become so cheap for a while?

System: Congratulations on getting 15 base gas point!
"Xiao Jian, did you really have laxatives in the drink you gave him?" Qi Xiaotian asked.

"Really!" Fan Jian nodded affirmatively.

"Then there are laxatives in these drinks?" Qi Xiaotian asked worriedly.

"Of course!"

Qi Xiaotian's face was full of black lines, he put all the laxatives, and then gave himself a drink, this is the rhythm of wanting to kill himself!
Fan Jian looked at Qi Xiaotian's face, and said with a smile: "I lied to you, it's just that his bottle has laxatives, doesn't it feel very exciting and surprising!"

Qi Xiaotian: ...

He took back what he just said, Fan Jian didn't become so cheap, but very cheap, even he had the urge to go up and smoke Fan Jian!
System: Congratulations on getting 20 base gas point!
bang, bang, bang...

Bursts of noise came down from the second floor, and it felt like the ceiling was shaking!
Tang Qiqi looked at the swaying chandelier in the living room, and said worriedly, "Husband, won't our second floor collapse?"

Qi Xiaotian looked at the shaking chandelier, and said uncertainly: "Probably not, our house is not a bean curd project!"

"That's good!" Tang Qiqi breathed a sigh of relief, "Should we help Xu Shi call Dr. Qin?"

"Well, it's not a solution for Xiaoshi to behave like this, it's better to let Dr. Qin come over and have a look!" Qi Xiaotian nodded.

Fan Jian stopped him from the side: "Aunt Tang, you don't need to make a phone call. The laxative I prescribed is more powerful, and it won't help if the doctor comes!"

"Then what should he do? Will nothing happen?"

"It'll be fine, he'll be back to normal within three hours at most!" Fan Jian said nonchalantly.

Qi Xiaotian was really speechless, nothing would happen if he stretched for three hours, just according to his current state, after three hours, he would still be exhausted!

While talking, footsteps came from the stairs, Xu Shi's legs were so weak that he could hardly walk, and he walked down with Lin Dong's support.

"Xiaoshi, are you okay?" Qi Xiaotian asked worriedly.

"I... still... can hold on!" Xu Shi said intermittently.

"It's just... the toilet... the toilet... broke me again!"

Qi Xiaotian, Tang Qiqi, even Qi Mengshu's face was covered with black lines!

"It's okay, just break it!" Qi Xiaotian said.

"But I still... still want to... pull!" Xu Shi said with a face of shame.

Qi Xiaotian said: "Lin Dong, take Xiaoshi to the bathroom on the west side!"

Lin Dong said hesitantly: "Master, the toilet in that bathroom is also broken!"

Qi Xiaotian: ...

"What about the one on the east side of the third floor?"

"It's broken too!" Lin Dong said awkwardly.

"That……"

Just as Qi Xiaotian was about to speak, he heard Lin Dong say: "Master, you don't need to ask, now the toilets in all rooms in the whole villa have been smashed apart from you, your wife, and the lady's room!"

……

Qi Xiaotian doesn't know what to say anymore. There are ten toilets in the whole villa, and now eight toilets have been smashed. This fart is probably as powerful as a grenade!

Fan Jian said with admiration on his face: "Brother, you are so awesome that you actually broke so many toilets. Are you the legendary toilet destroyer?!"

Qi Xiaotian and others: ...

Can you not speak?

If you hadn't given Xu Shi laxatives, would you have destroyed so many toilets?

"Uncle Qi, I still want to go to the bathroom!" Xu Shi said in confusion.

"This……"

Qi Xiaotian looked at Qi Mengshu who was at the side.

"No!" Qi Mengshu directly refused.

"Lin Dong, take him to my wife's room!" Qi Xiaotian gritted his teeth and said, no matter what, he couldn't just watch Xu Shi pull it into his pants!

"it is good!"

When Lin Dong was about to support Xu Shi to leave, Qi Xiaotian couldn't help telling him: "Xiaoshi, you must be gentle this time, don't break the toilet again!"

If the toilet in my room is broken, what can I do if I want to go to the bathroom at night?
"I try my best!"

Xu Shi nodded in embarrassment, he didn't want to destroy the toilet, but this fart is beyond his control!
After Xu Shi went upstairs, there was another burst of loud noise upstairs!

"Xiaojian, you gave this laxative, you must have a solution, right?" Qi Xiaotian asked.

"There is a way!" Fan Jian nodded.

"Then you should take away your magical powers. If this goes on, I'm afraid my house will be lost!" Qi Xiaotian said with a mournful face.

Fan Jian nodded and said: "Since Uncle Qi has spoken, it's no problem, as long as he promises me one condition, I will help him!"

"That's good!"

Qi Xiaotian heaved a sigh of relief. Although his house is not a shabby project, the power of that fart is really extraordinary. Everything happens in case. Once it collapses, how can we fix it?
While talking, Xu Shi walked down again supported by Lin Dong, looking at Qi Xiaotian with a face of shame...

(End of this chapter)